HAAR-DWARE COMMISSIONS AND SPECIBI

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#they get there and he ends up getting emotional and crying because he has vague subconscious unsundered 'dad was here' feelings

y do u hurt me in this way

I MEANT HURT

NOT HATE GOD]

[dwaring]

hey guys welcum bacc 2 mi Toombler bolg I made this ep1k tootoriel 4 peepl hoo hav a hrad tim dwaring scary beefy men

make shurr to subcribe 2 my nonexistent utub channl

this is a joke please don't use this as actual advice

Random [ Insert Dead Name ] Family Slang / Words XD

Oh My God: Oh My Gawd.

Dollars: Buckeruos.

How Dare You: How Dware You.

Your An Idiot: Dingobat. Spotify: Playlist Maker

Meeting (Now!): Hui (Now!)

Dad: Fatherr (<- Only My Siblings) Alcohol: Drink

[Insert gasp noise]: "Gasp!" (<- Only Me)

Jesus Christ!: Robo-Jesus! (<- Only Me)

Dont ask why I did this, maybe to clarify if I use stupid words? Maybe but here you go I guess??

Oh Scrooge.... Huey get a blanket.... Sir... I'm sorry but I have to call your parents.....

NWO BWEAKWY NWO DWONT YWO DWARE CWALL VEM!!

(NO BEAKLY NO DONT YOU DARE CALL THEM!!)

the "how to pronounce duergar" saga

me, for a decade, reading from monster manuals: DWARE-gar

then...

DND beyond dot com: DOO-er-gar

me: ok I guess

now...

Baldurs Gate 3: DWARE-gar

me:

cat anon, procrastinating again,

That old man cat that comes into camp sometimes? He Loves jolly ranchers. He steals them from Syd's candy dware (genuinely can't remember how to spell it) all the time. He doesn't need to, Syd would gladly give it to him, he just likes the thrill of it.

Aw he’s just a lil guy

Kaun Aayan Mere Mana Ke Dware

Kaun Aayan Mere Mana Ke Dware

 https://youtu.be/4IDdZYsG1Xk?si=F4IgwJaM8X1QNkPz via @YouTube 

I have thoughts about copper this evening. Actually, it's not only about copper, it's also about dwarves, and Mahtan, and Aule, and a bit about other things. But copper is the focal point. Also mostly it's an incoherent mumbling, no serious thoughts.

So, there's Aule, the crafty boy with a beard, and he made the dwarves, also the crafty guys with beards. And it's said that in the beginning dwarves preferred to work with copper and iron much more than with silver and gold. Now back to Aule. He has a favorite student, Mahtan! An elf with the auburn hair and a BEARD!!! He also wears a copper circlet and is famous for loving copper more than silver and gold!! Just like the dwarves! Just like Aule! Oh, Mahtan would be such a good friend with the dwarves... Maybe he even knew about the dwarves? Wouldn't it be nice and sweet? Wouldn't it be even more heartwarming if he, as a responsible grandfather, would have told his "sons-of-The-Crafty" grandchildren about the race of the crafty guys? And in the end his grandchildren would meet the dwares and become friends with them!! I'm so moved by the thought of Maedhros, auburn hair, copper circlet, one of his names referring to his grandfather, meeting the folk his grandpa's boss made. Like the thought of Madhros personally knowing dwarves' god/creator is already soul-stirring, but in fact their stories are much more interwined. Just like dwarves valuing artificial elven gems more than anything and then becoming great friends with Curufin, the craftiest son of the guy who invented artificial gems.

Vivah: The Pisces-Cancer Energy is High

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Let’s talk about Sooraj Barjatya’s Vivah.

Poonam is a traditional young woman set to marry Prem, a groom chosen by her uncle. Poonam and Prem's faith and love are tested however, when an accident occurs that alters Poonam’s life.

I’ll be honest. This may be the first movie in the new blog format that has a short and mainly positive review. I grew up watching this movie, and it has remained one of my favorites as I have gotten older.

The pacing of the film’s plot is consistent. It doesn’t feel too fast or too slow; all the scenes are in the movie for a purpose.

The plot is also very family-focused, its message laced with the importance of tradition and responsibility. These ideas are to be expected from Barjatya’s film as it’s not the first time he’s presented them to an audience (see Maine Pyar Kiya, Hum Aapke Hain Koun, and Hum Saath Saath Hain for reference).

If I had to be nitpicky (just to play devil’s advocate), I would say the film at times gets a tad preachy with its dialogue about family values between in-laws. I think it reached a peak for me when Prem’s father comes to the hospital to support Poonam’s family and says something along the lines of, “We are family now. We need to stick together.” That line, and many others, come across as speaking more towards the audience than to the characters themselves. But I digress, mainly because the film does its best to not be boring (especially with the twist at the end). Some of my absolute favorite moments in the film are:

When Prem starts imagining that everyone on the plane is some iteration of Poonam

The sindoor scene between Prem and Poonam in the hospital

The soundtrack, composed by Ravindra Jain, is memorable but a tad monotonous. I loved the pairing of Udit Narayan and Shreya Ghoshal’s voices, but I wished there were more upbeat songs between them (I guess we got Milan Abhi Adha Adhura Hai, but it’s still a bit slow at times). My favorite songs from this movie are:

Hamari Shaadi Mein

Tere Dware Pe Aai Baraat

Do Anjaane Ajnabi

The movie is 167 minutes long (2 hours and 47 minutes). Stream it with subtitles here, grab a snack, and enjoy!

Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

)du yuu make yuur uwn weapuns ur du yuu have a supplier?(

* a little mix of bot=. AR does more explosives work w=ile i focus more on specibi and allocation services, but eit=er of us could make a decent blade, spear, or anyt=ing wit=out major moving parts at practically any time. for anyt=ing out of eit=er of our capabilities, t=ere's a supplier in my old neig=bor=ood i'm still on good terms wit=. =e's willing to give me pointers and make t=ings wit= us. *

Adna ź niadaŭnich načej nahadała mnie atmasferu Drakuły. Užo doŭhi čas na dware brachaŭ wialiki sabaka; kali ŭrešce źwiarnuła na heta ŭwahu, uświadomiła, što staić hłuchaja ciš. Mianie heta wielmi ździwiła, bo zwyčajna ŭ hety čas čuwać roŭ ruchawikoŭ, jaki mocna razdražniaje słych dy nahadwaje mnie pra nawakolny świet. Ja prašmyhnuła za firanki j wyhlanuła ŭ wakno. Sabaki widać nie było, choć ja doŭha ŭzirałasia ŭ paŭzmrok, namahajučysia jaho adšukać; ale tady moj pozirk začapiŭsia za praświet u wobłakach, za jakimi chawaŭsia miesiac, i heta nahadała mnie pieršyja zapisy ŭ dziońniku Džonatana. Ja chacieła pačakać, pakul miesiac wyhlanie z-za abłokaŭ, ale ich napaŭzło stolki, što ŭrešcie nawat miesiačnaje światło nie mahło prabicca praź ich. Tut było b nadzwyčaj zachaplalna j wuścišna, kali b mima majho wakna pralacieŭ kažan, ale, na žal, usio skončyłasia, nawat brech sabaki. Ad rasčarawańnia ja wyklučyła łeptop i pajšła spać.

Jeevan update suniye humara.

Mahadev ke saath appointment tha humara aaj. Savere 3 baje uth kar 4 baje tak paidal mandir gye. Nange paon. Wahan jaakr bhid jhamela kar rha tha. Police se bina ek baat du danta khaye uske baad police unkil sorry bole phir saahi aadmi ko danta maarne gye. Phir 6 baje tak kapat khulne ki aas liye baithe rhe line me. Ek du baccha to so bhi gya (and thora masala mila udhar but let's concentrate)

Phir babadham me Mahadev ko jal chadhaye. Adha mantar bole hi the ki dhakka de ke nikal diya. Matlab savan shuru hua nhi hai. Soche he isbaar bolbam me nhi aaye hai bhid kam hoga.. Mahadev is never unpopular guys. Unke dware saare saal bhid hoti hai. Waise Mahadev pe jal chadhaye chadhate hum pe hi jal chadha diye teen char log. To pasine aur gangajal me bheeg ke nikle. Maa Parvati ke paas gye. Maa Parvati ke paas aalag hi bhid. Phir kumari kanya bolke bholi si Surat dekhle pandaji humko chadha liye ma Parvati paas das minute aarti kiye hum (BY GOD MY LIFE'S HIGHLIGHT THA AND SANSKRIT PADHNE KE FAYDE HOTE HAI GUYS) phir wahan se utre aur pure aangan me jitne devi devta the sab se du du minute karke batiyaye. Bhid nhi tha jyda wahan. To mast gap shap kiye hum ma mansa se. Bajrangbali ko bhi bol diye ki agar Mahadev na suna ho to Ram ji ka kaan me keh dene humri aas. Nandi ji ke kaan me pushke jakarke. Udhar alag scam chalane ka koshish chala rha tha photograph log lekin ekgo bahute maane bohute Sundar panda ji aaye (Laxman ke roop jaise the by god) aur aankh dikhaye sab rafu chakkar ho gya.

Phir hum gor lag liye aur nikal gye mandir prangan se. Phir Ghar aaye. Durga badi to samne hi hai. Wahan mast Mahadev ko chain se jal chadhaye. Idhar bhi phusak diye kaan me. Aur aagye ghar.

All in all. Day made. Ab tang pasar ke soyenge dupahri ki dhup me.

my gwand high blood dwaring >////< he shit his pantd ueuwuwuwuwu nyaa *pisses*

your dwarings look yumy.

i wanna pop em in my mout like candy an eatem

mmm

tank yu?