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My version human dwtd 2
(They are around 16 years old)
Loopy Tanaka,Zany Tanaka, Ruckus Owens, Boffo Loco Barrera,Madcap Williams,Dumbbell Morrison,Dingy McPherson,Stupa Silva
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Dumb ways to die’s babes 👶
I LOVE THEMM SM
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loopy from dwtd 2
Loopy from Dumb Ways to Die 2: The Games is a Zilly!
#EEEEEEEEE DUMB WAYS TO DIE WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!#dumb ways to die 2#dumb ways to die#dwtd#dwtd 2#loopy#loopy dwtd#your fave is a zilly#yourfaveisazilly
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MerMay
Day 9: Dolphin 🐬
Based on a mini game from Dumb Ways to Die
#fanart#redraw#dumb ways to die#dumb ways to die 2#the angry birds movie#judge peckinpah#mermay 2023#day 9#I work from nein to five#dolphins 🐬#ride like the wind#cowboy
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Owen Birthday 2023 4koma Translation (A Handmade Return Gift)
feat. Shylock and another rare Akira hand!
aka mr competitive once again attempts to bring joy to master sage by terrorising them as thanks
Thanks @amorest-viesse for the raws!
#mhyktl#promise of wizard#masaki akira#mahoutsukai no yakusoku#mahoyaku#owen mhyk#shylock bennett#dying at this 4koma so i need everyone else to die at it too#owechan and akichan interactions always gets me#look at these 2 dumb cuties#another owechan 4koma featuring akira#2nd koma is soooooo fuckin cute like omg omg omg omg omg their faces eeeeeee#also shylock no#another 4koma of owen trying to terrorise akira to make them happy lmao#in the dumbest way
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But Then My Stupid Phone Beeps
Martin Whitly x GN!Reader
Summary: Dr. Whitly accidentally discovers the name you have him under in your contacts. He's... conflicted.
Soundtrack: Saddy Daddy-o by Artimus Wolz
Requests: Open!
Warnings: I dunno, it's Martin Whitly. Can be read as Daddy Kink but isn't necessarily intended that way.
You thought you could trust Martin with your phone. That was the whole reason you'd had the guard hand it off to him. You'd just needed to run to the restroom. That was it. How much trouble could he possibly get into in the, at maximum, two minutes it took you to run there and back?
Apparently, a lot.
Walking back into the room, you immediately knew something was... off. You weren't sure how, but there was a subtle difference in the air. When you turned to the guard, he gave you a look as he leaned forward to pass your phone back.
Martin was uncharacteristically quiet. Your attention turned to him, and you finally saw the expression he wore -- something caught between disgruntlement and bemusement.
"What's wrong?" you asked, and you wondered if maybe something had happened with Malcolm or Ainsley. Had they had another falling out? Could that much damage really have happened in the two minutes (max) that you were gone?
"Murder Daddy, huh?" Martin shot back, tone casual but eyes belying the emotions roiling away underneath his nonchalant act.
You stiffened, clutching the phone to your chest. "Wh... wheeeeere did you hear that?" you tried to cover, forcing a smile. "Did someone on Twitter call you that?"
"No..." he said, and he sounded remarkably like an admonishing parent, and you realized that this was literally the worst time to get turned on, but hey -- you'd been naughty, apparently. "You did."
The disappointment in his voice was palpable, and you whimpered. "I'm sorry."
"Oh, I know, little lamb," he chuckled darkly. "But I'm not interested in an apology."
"Y-you're not?"
"Oh, no," he told you, moving to a stand and pacing to the red line that separated you two. He was painfully close -- tauntingly within reach but unable to be touched. You could feel his breath ghosting across your skin, and you were dangerously close to drowning in his eyes. "I want to know how you're going to make it up to your Murder Daddy."
#martin whitly x reader#martin whitly x you#prodigal son fic#prodigal son fanfiction#michael sheen#unofficial name dumb ways to die part 2
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No don't make every basic life task nearly impossible to accomplish yuor so sexy aha
#am i going crazy or is everything way too hard all the time#it's so dumb it's like. i've been trying to do my laundry for 2 days washers full every day#i can't keep my apartment from smelling no matter how much room spray i buy because my neighbors smoke like.#i have to hassle people into completing the hiring process THEY initiated???? like????#look getting up the brainpower to accomplish anything through my whole. deal is difficult already but#i am struggling for basic hygeine here!!!!!! why!!!! !!!!!!#guess i'll go die in a ditch smelly and stinky then!!!!!!!!#clean underwear?? that is for people who are really on that grind (washing it in their bathtubs) i fucking guess!!!!!!!!!#okay mercymorn moment over but i'm on my period and i want to throw a massive fit!!!!#anyway#jesus
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be cringe, pick a fight on twitter 💪
just went on a hater rant against beloved tv show hannibal on my priv I should post that on main and make people with meat emojis in their display name really get mad at me yes or no
#asks#anonymous#jk im not gonna do that#cannot think of a worse way to spend my day than fighting with 🌈🍖🔞💀🕊😈🥵🍆💦 bitches on twitter#except perhaps targ stans but at least sometimes they're funny#my hannibal opinion is that its fun for the silly gore and once you remove that you're left with a pretentious nothingburger. btw#also um. full disclosure i didnt finish it.................s3 was 2 boring for me sorry. I stand by my hater opinion tho#like there's gotta be a better show to put in the gay holy trinity with black sails & iwtv#i guess its bc they're all like. edgy gay shows with evil bitches as opposed to like the good omens type. but theres gotta be smth better#I understand the cultural significance of hannibals to tumblrinas. I just think its time to move on#this isnt a take im willing to die for if you wanna call me a dumb baby who doesnt understand subtle writing or smth ill be like ok sure#I just like being a hater :3
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The heisters occasionally hold ‘Slides Parties’.
The premise is very simple - any heister who wants to participate as a presenter can do so. They must prepare and present a short PowerPoint presentation on the topic of their choosing - and it can, indeed, be on absolutely ANYTHING - under 10 minutes in length, and then their captive audience are free to ask a few questions before the next presentation.
Of course, sometimes the presentations descend into chaos, because the presenter is a chaotic entity - nobody expected Duke’s presentation to be of this sort.
“Well,” Duke began, smiling broadly at his audience, “it’s so wonderful to have the opportunity to talk to you all about my passion - art!
“But I am no fool. I know not everyone shares my appreciation for paintings and sculptures.” He sighed, as if disappointed in his coworkers.
“So that’s why I thought I’d share with you my favourite - and I’m trying to use language all of you will understand - horniest art.”
He clicks the mouse, and this image appears on-screen:
“First, we have Perseus with the head of Medusa by Cellini. Lovely work, truly - but perhaps we ought to rename it Perseus with a bubble butt. I believe it was Sydney who taught me that, ah, delightful phrase.”
Sydney nodded, grinning and cackling to herself in the corner, a can of beer clasped loosely in her fingers.
“Now-” Another click -
“Does anyone know who this is?”
Immediately the heisters began shouting out various theories.
“Jesus!”
“The angel Gabriel!”
“BAIN!”
Raucous laughter, followed by a hollow beep, and: “I wish.”
The suggestions continue, until finally someone gets it.
“My next Grindr hook-up!”
“Satan-”
“Yes! This is Lucifer, the fallen angel, the devil Himself.”
“Damn,” Sokol whistled, leaning forward on his knees with his elbows, “really do wish he was next Grindr hookup. He’s a... handsome devil.”
Duke managed to only show one more picture before his time was up.
“This has all been rather... male centric so far. So, how about the Ecstasy of St Teresa? Uh, literally.”
“What,” Hoxton asked, once the uproar had somewhat died down, “err. What’s got her so...”
“She’s having a religious experience, of course,” Duke answered, barely able to contain his own laughter. “She’s having a most holy, spiritual moment, Hoxton.”
#Duke#August Lindenhurst#slide party#powerpoint party#Payday 2#Payday#is this a shitpost? who knows#definitely a shitpost#art#salty wet#Yado is a salty wet boy#Yado is a thirsty bitch#my friends and I really have done powerpoint parties before and they're really fun#I did one about the wild boar population in Hong Kong & the re-introduction of culling after a cop got gored#and another one was about the importance of religious studies versus religious education and religious instruction#I used to teach religious studies/philosophy in a secondary school y'see and I love my subject#other topics by my friends included the metabolist art movement in architecture#the nature of the psychology of dreaming#dumb ways to die in Victorian times#an alternate universe where a certain Empire had never fallen#it was super fun!#anyway I figured the Payday gang would get a kick out of it#maybe Wolf does a 'Why you should date me' a la Maria Pace#anyway uhhhh#CW: suggestive sculptures
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Omggggg we really don't talk about the tetris video enough. "I know you don't wanna hear this but I've got it for you" excuse me...huh?! WTF DID YOU JUST SAY SIR?! I mean that seems pretty tame compared to joking about bush fucking and threesomes but I was SHOOK in 2018
where in the tetris video did they say that??
but overall, 2018 has so many iconic quotes, i feel like in every video. i just rewatched 4 randomly and oh my god, nothing is straight there and never was. i really hope they play overcooked again even tho i know my ears are gonna regret it.
#randomly i say as if I didn’t pick google feud / dumb ways 2 die in Australia / tetris and overcooked 2 for very specific reasons#and the sims video in Vancouver should be on the list as well. it's just too long for 3 am#answered#dnpgames
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Avatar Meme Redraw
Lo'ak, Rotxo, Aonung
This is how I imagine a pool party would go if yall invite those three xD Please don't do that at home.
And yea I forgot the tails. ┌|*ﾟ-ﾟ|┘
The meme image and process:
#art#avatar#my art#digital art#avatar 2#avatar fanart#drawings#memes image#meme humor#memes#lo'ak#rotxo#aonung#pool#pool party#dumb ways to die#electronic#fanart#funny#funny pics#party#dont laugh#fish#oceanlife#ocean#sea life#dont do this#blue#na'vi#na'vi art
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one of the reasons why i was upset after volume 2 wasn't even because i wanted will to come out or thought it would've made more sense for him than what we got it was because i wanted it to be clearer that he's gay because now people are still saying he isn't actually gay in the show which i knew was gonna happen and is just...so upsetting to me...
#it went 1) why would they do this to will 2) why would they do this to mike 3) oh so people can still deny that will is gay that's great#1) why would they do this to will was the more intense grievance.#and i've said he isn't actually technically gay in the show because like obviously he is but in a way people are still able to call subtext#and yk they still say he's not like that's what i meant when i said that and i know that they shouldn't have to dumb it down or whatever#but i mean that someone can watch the show not know about noah's interview and think he's straight and in love with el or whatever#(or aroace! there's people who still say that...)#which like i said i know they're dumb and the show is smart blah blah blah but it's just so annoying to me that people#can be like oh but it's subtext TECHNICALLY robin is the only queer character in the show :) like she's literally not#when people are like oh it's only confirmed outside of the show that doesn't actually mean much it's funny to me because like. are the#duffers jk rowling. who confirms a character's sexuality in the middle of a show and then retcons it? do the people who say this just think#they're gonna make him straight in season 5 like what#strangernews11 this is all your fault#this is about a qrt of their byler fanart tweet that was like 'and nothing for the canon lesbian' with a reply that said one is straight#and the other is subtext like DIE oh my god#sorry. i would never wish harm on anyone over a fictional character.........#i know i shouldn't care but i do. byler hate is bad enough i can't handle people saying will isn't even gay#byler hate actually doesn't really faze me anymore i'm just like i'll win in the end...#and like i say: brf slt
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seemingly the only way i can ever get into any new thing is if i spontaneously decide to watch/read it
#shut up danni's talking#in other news aloneintherain posted a welcome to demon school iruma-kun fanfic while i was sleeping#woke up the notification and thought huh well i don't wanna get up now so lemme boot up crunchyroll#i am now on season 2 ep 1#so that's fun!#and i would die for iruma - him and azz are deffo gay#my angel clara is either lesbian or she's aro lesbian and i can't decide which i like better so shrug#but that girl eiko is ABSOLUTELY bi honestly she's like my fave side character#uh big buff and dumb blonde is also a favourite of mine#he's so passionate abt the demon king and stuff and i cackled when he found out the demon king club was full of nerds#and yet he IMMEDIATELY without a single second of hesitation joined and like MAD respect i adore him#ameri is also cool but she is absolutely demiromantic with a romantic soul and i ship her w eiko#but man the relationship between iruma and his grandpa is so sweet???;;#i wanted to melt at the festival and the other classmates were like oh man bet you're the pride of your family iruma and he was like#YEAH I LOVE GRANDPA AND OPERA#i wanted to cry#also the fact that iruma puts his hair up in a ponytail when exercising is my absolute favourite thing#and is definitely a key reason why i think he's one of my faves i'm always weak when a character can have a small ponytail#anyways just letting y'all know and when i finish watching the anime fingers crossed my dumbass brain will let me comprehend the manga#idk HOW i managed to comprehend the mha manga way back when but hopefully it'll work this time too#i have a feeling that a lot of the fandom is weighted towards the manga spoilers rather than the anime which is fair#also i THOUGHT crunchyroll had messed up bc i was sure i had three more episodes left of season one and i did#when i finished s2 ep1 it tried to make me watch s3 ep1 which like no thank you#so now im gonna have to go back and be confused rip
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Managed to stave off tears all through class but got home and immediately started crying
#I feel so dumb because I Prepared myself for this#I had the feeling it was gonna happen#and so I allowed myself to limit my enthusiasm so it would hurt less#and it Does hurt less than if I had been surprised#but the way they specifically did it makes me so fucking upset#like I am not anti character death#I am not even anti my favorite character dying#but this just feels so bad and not thought out#and at the same time part of me feels like I’m being ridiculous for being so sad over this#even though I know so many other people feel the same way#I just feel ridiculous having gotten attached to a character who just had to die because ‘it’s a pirate show’ but also he’s gonna apologize#for ‘provoking’ Ed into abusing him#also to anyone who’s like#‘it’s still a queer show! you don’t need to stop supporting because of one bad episode’#one) it’s still just a TV show and I can do whatever I want#and 2) the missteps here on a thematic level are clear to me#and I don’t know what to say that others aren’t#already saying but this felt deeply cheap and unkind
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Today’s Random Sing Related Brainrot
Let’s just acknowledge Buster and Mrs. Crawly are the only staff at the theatre in Sing 1.
Like, they’re the only ones we see working there full time (there were hired contractors and actors but not any other office workers and the contracted workers were no longer employed). That means, they make up every department. Every single one. Including HR (or would it be AR for Animal Resources instead of Human Resources). Just stop and think about that. They run the HR devision.
And since from the fact that the troupe were featured in every new show as well as being introduced as such the theatre’s representatives in Sing 2, we can infer that they are all under contract. Meaning they’re employees. And all employees have to go through some form of HR training before starting.
Therefore, I headcannon:
Buster just played every Dumb Ways to Die video he could find as New Moon Theatre’s HR training. Ash, Meena, and Johnny immediately took bets on who would end up in the ER first. Ash won (Gunter, 3 days later, hit his head on stage).
#sing#sing 2#sing buster#sing mrs crawly#apparently mrs crawly's first name is Irene according to the wiki#and i think it fits her#brief moon theatre trio mention#new moon theatre would be a very chaotic working environment if we're being honest here#fun one sure but also chaotic#it's never a good sign when Dumb Ways To Die are your safety training videos
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imagine dumb ways to die but its literally just puss in boots and his eight lives..
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