tsarethan
The Grand Pessimist
Ethan, 25, 馃嚞馃嚙, born and raised in Anfield
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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit聽鈥榚m with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)聽
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clich茅 but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven鈥檛 moved in days.
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re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation
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wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know
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i know the indy 500 was hours ago but i鈥檓 not over pato not being able to get out of his car because he鈥檚 crying over the loss.
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shout out to the person in arrow mclaren, who i unfortunately don't know, who was legit hugging pato for over 30 seconds and probably longer but the camera cut away then. i hope your pillow is always cold on both sides, that you NEVER stub your toe, that you always find good parking, that you find a $100 bill on the ground and have an amazing year.
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PatricioOWard: I woke up with a big smile on my face today, feeling very loved by all of you. Wouldn鈥檛 change a thing about my journey so far, I know it will be so special the day my name is written among the stars. Thank you ArrowMcLaren excited for the rest of the season 馃А
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For all those sad about Pato missing out on the Indy 500 yesterday... may I offer you Pato O'Ward as cats. A thread to cheer you up 馃А
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I鈥檝e been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats
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Lap 1 of Monaco and there鈥檚 already so much chaos
- Contact between Carlos and Oscar leading to a puncture for Carlos (YELLOW)
- Nico bumping into Checo and Checo EXPLODING into a wall causing a RED FLAG. Everyone is fine. DNF鈥檚 for both HAAS drivers and Checo.
- Pierre and Estaban bumping into each other which sent Estaban FLYING
- Carlos was given back P3 after the RED FLAG
- Most importantly, someone has offered Daniel Ricciardo a banana.
The Monaco Curse鈩笍 seems to be confused.
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The static of the camera and that loud high pitched noise was some analogue horror shit.
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So to recap, Lap 1 of the 2024 Monaco GP:
Carlos and Oscar go wheel-to-wheel into turn 1 and Carlos gets a front left puncture
K-mag tries a lunge down the straight and takes Perez and his own teammate out. Perez's car is so destroyed it has one wheel left and is basically a survival cell. Miraculously everyone walks away
French civil war on Monegasque soil, Esteban goes flying, both Alpines have damage
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such in insane race start that it takes ten minutes for the replays to reveal there was a french civil war airstrike (ocon's car)
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