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winchestergifs · 14 days
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STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 137.5/327
2.9 Croatoan Written by John Shiban Directed by Robert Singer Original Air Date: December 7, 2006
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baseballjerseynumbers · 3 months
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Spring Training:
Josh VanMeter assigned 19
Luis Torrens assigned 29
Greg Allen assigned 31
Luis González assigned 50
Dennis Santana assigned 53
Duane Underwood Jr. assigned 54
Nick Burdi assigned 57
Anthony Misiewicz assigned 58
Art Warren assigned 61
Joey Gerber assigned 62
Jeter Downs assigned 70
Oscar González assigned 72
Yerry De Los Santos assigned 73
Kevin Smith assigned 74
José Rojas assigned 83
Tanner Tully assigned 84
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unsoundedcomic · 8 months
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Let me be blunt for a sec here, but how do you cope (no pun intended) with the fact you set the bar extremely high with this book's main cast and now you will have to sell a brand new cast to your readers for the next book? Not going to diss the tanners yet, but God damn, Sette, Duane and co, we're all TOO great, the new cast has quite the big shoes to fill.
Oh, I'm not too worried. Some of the "new" cast we already know, like the Adeliers, Will Argenti, Nary Frummagem, and Bastion. Plenty of the old cast will still be around but I can't say which, as that would be a spoiler for the upcoming chapter :)
There are a handful of truly new characters that will have big roles. There's Regina Flask, Jivi's mother and a sadistic privateer who is waiting for Jivi to give her a reason to perform a relatively late term abortion. There's Elarosny Ficci, a nine foot tall Copper woman who is fed up with the status quo and intends to overthrow it via some strange alliances and some astonishingly bold attacks. There's Johfrit Jeffers, a Plat in the last year of his life who wants to take as many others with him to the grave as he can. There's Rebecca Bodie, the daughter of Councillor Bodie, who has spent most of her life shut up waiting for a husband her father will approve of. Then there's Tree, Blythe, Jeremy, Midmolil, and Aris - also known as the Tanners, a motley group of hitmen and outcasts who have learned to exploit Alderode's systems and make a bit of money off them.
Hopefully at least one of them will manage to entertain you :)
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iamapoopmuffin · 1 month
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Hello and Welcome to 'I share the silly entrance animations for my silly wrestler characters and encourage you to make assumptions about them as people based purely on these videos' where exactly that and @randomfrog2 encouraged me to so here you all go. Links will be filled over time, I couldn't record or upload them all in one go.
Under the cut because between 2k22 and 2k23 there Will eventually be 200 of them total
Abatai 'Abby' Xiao
Ace Dominguez
Adalia Mitchell/Adalia Undead
Adam Cooke/Adam Frankenstein
Adelaide Anderson
Adriel Duffy
Aidan Seeds
Aiko Yamamoto
Aisling Miller
Alan Burgess/The Necromancer
Alexis Thurston
Alfie Winchester
Alfonse 'Avalanche' Boucher
Alfonso Price/Alpha Ali
Alicia Tigner
Alyssa Evans
Amos Wellworth/The Purple Pig
Andy Poux/Andy Scathe
Angelina Manhardt
Archie Robinson/Archie Eagle
Ash Daugherty/The Rubber Chicken Man
Aster Chadha/The Spider
Audriana Parrakkal/The Phantom
Augustus de Blaauw
Aura Hilton
Austin Kirwan/Austin England
Ayanna Mariani
Bartholomew Reeves
Beatrice Lipe
Bertie Bronner
Betsy-Ann Sol
Blaire Wilcox
Brea Orko
Brook Edghort/Captain Brook Edghort
Bruno 'The Felon' Fraser
Bryant 'The Harpy' Tremblay
Caius Pabon
Carlene Skrzypczynski
Cheryl Vogel
Clemence Maurer
Clifford Gilbert
Colin Almarez/Mint Man Almarez
Colt Smiley
Constance Cole
Cooper Carnocan/The Janitor
Damien Kudlinski
Darin Ahmed
Davina Finister
Demetrius Kappotis
Dempsey Blair
Deodatus Bisnett
Dewey Roll/Cottonmouth
Dick Dexter/Dickhead Dexter
Dmitri Pavlov/Glowmaster
Donald Ripa/Queen Ripa
Dympna Lammchen
Edd Woods
Elina Baene/Swamp Witch Elina
Elton Maldonado
Elvira Leithead/Elvira Flash
Elwood McLaren
Elysia Brunner
Emerald Ashley
Erica Shooter/Naughty Nurse Shooter
Ernesto Curry
Evan Stewart/Evan Galaxium
Everly Leigh
Ezio Fahim
Fae Nicholas
Fia Matthews/The Jester
Floyd Gossard/Heartstopper Gossard
Ford Gossard/Showstopper Gossard
Gayle Mokriy
Genevieve Lee/Snake Princess
Gerard Apple
Ginnie Davey
Greg McCarthy/Superstar Greg McCarthy
Guadalupe Batchelor
Harith Rammurthy/Talon Rammurthy
Harry Moore/Machine Gun Harold
Hettie McCormack/Pookie Bunny
Ianthe Jennings/Ianthe Plague
Ilene Fanshaw
Indiana Stone
Indigo Wilson
Indira Doxtator
Isabel Abbeglen
Ishaan Prabhu
Ivo Carrico/Portuguese Man O' War
Jacques Smith
Jak McNicholas
Javon George/The Pimp Javon
Jeana Quinn
Jebediah Oprea
Jeremy Cruz
Jimmie Hutton
Jock Kelly
Joey Duvall/Joey D
Jonas Gabriel/Fox Gabriel
Jordan Barr
Kaden Dunlap
Kailey Samuels
Kanon Ozawa
Kaori Flores
Karter John
Kasumi Wellard
Katrina Giraud
Kehlani Who
Kelby Kadeer/King Kelby
Kenneth Christmas/Fly Boy Kenny
Kimberley Wainwright
Kiyomi Roman
Kori Hernandez
Kyra Padhi
Langdon Mass
Lenore Dillard
Liang Tao
Lillia Robertson
Lilly Ansa/Lilith Ansa
Lincoln Swinton
Lionel Connor
Lisa Belrose
Liz Schlachter
Louis Bridget/Big Baby
Lukas Craveiro/Senator Lukas Craveiro
Maddison Toxtle/Toxic Maddi
Maia Smith
Marci Britt
Marcus Gardiner
Margarita Harrison
Mariella Gillet/Iron Kitten
Marina Gonzo
Mavis Payton/The Blushing Bride
Meena Gacitua
Meghan Schreck
Mim McHoney
Mitsuki Ootani/Bon Bon Bunny
Myles Neil/Steamboat Willie
Nancy Sharp
Nelly James
Netty Richardson
Norma 'The Doll' Laskey
Nyx Vanderhoff
Ollie Logan/Witch Doctor Logan
Pancake Spryert
Pam Eisen
Perry 'The Worm' Ticehurst
Princess Warren
Quiana Billings
Quincey Crabb
Reabetswe Okonjo
Reilly Jeppe
Ruby Ankney
Rufus Robby
Rupert English/Rupert Beauty
Sable Bow
Samantha Trapp
Samuel Perryman
Sasha Fedosov/Adorable Aleksander
Shayne Zaveri
Sheridan Lowe/Rosebud Lowe
Sloane Koskic
Sofie Tanner
Sommer Chauhan
Sparrow Martin
Stacey Jacobs/The Metal Mouth Maniac
Stephen Shabnur/Kitty Stephen
Sunny Cockerill
Sven Miller Garrett
Tabitha Valot/T Valentine
Teri Cullen
Ursula Benjamin
Verity Ahmed/Gremlin Ahmed
Victoria Wangdi/Princess Victoria Wang
Vivi Masters
Walter Cauley
Willis 'Turbo Fox' Judd
Xandria Cruz
Yaoting Duan
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basgevers · 7 months
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Routine Moments - Phil Garner Has A Chance To Win The Game, Then Doesn’t
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The worn-out cliché tells us that baseball is a game full of quirks. There are the baseball parks of varying and inconsistent sizes, not to mention the necessity to have special rules for each ballpark for events that had nothing to do with baseball but more with shoddy architecture.
When the Twins moved to Target Field, they left behind not only one of the worst stadiums in baseball history, but they also left behind a large number of speakers hanging down from the roof that required a separate set of by-laws to deal with every conceivable eventuality. 
There’s the seventh inning stretch of course and don't forget the lack of any clock to keep to. The game goes on for nine innings, however long that takes, and if the game goes into extra innings, you could be in for a long, long night. Just ask fans of the Sox and the Brewers who, in 1984, a season where both teams just stank had to sit through 8 hours and twenty-five innings of turgid baseball.
The misery only ended when Brewers pitcher Chuck Porter took one for the team and the crowd and served up a ball that Harold Baines hit over the fences to record another ‘W’ in the win/loss column for the White Sox.
Anyway, it's 1976 and we're three hours into the game at the Oakland. The A’s with new manager Chuck Tanner in charge are 19 games into the season that, apart from three consecutive walk-off wins against the Orioles and Tigers, had been pretty uneventful. So, when the Indians came to town for the first of three games on Monday May 3rd, it was the start of just another series in just another season.
Oakland fell quickly behind in the first inning when Dick Bosman gave up three runs following two singles that allowed the runners on third to score, and an error allowed Indians first baseman John Lowenstein to move the score to 0-3. But the home team got the scoring started in the third inning when Joe Rudi homered off Dennis Eckersley with two men on. Cesar Tovar edged the A’s ahead in the bottom of the 5th, but a single from Duane Kuiper that allowed Alan Ashby to score in the top of the ninth pushed the game, for the third time this season, into extra innings.  Incidentally, the man who blew the save that evening was Rollie Fingers, who also blew the save in the bottom of the ninth in that long, long game we were talking about earlier …
So, with the A's behind 4-5 following George Hendricks 10th inning solo home run, Indians pitcher Tom Buskey walked Joe Rudi, then hit Cesar Tovar to fill first and second, prompting Frank Robinson to call for Dave LaRoche to shore things up. But things didn’t exactly go to plan. With no outs, next man up Sal Bando sac bunts, designated hitter Ken McMullen is walked, and Bert Campaneris flies out to Rick Manning in centre field.
With three men on base and two outs on the board second baseman Phil Garner settles over the plate, stares down at Dave LaRoche just over 60ft away and thinks about sending the first ball somewhere over in far-away right field and pinch hitter Larry Lintz poised at third base, home for the win. Grip the bat tight, he’s saying to himself, adjust the stance, wait for the wind-up and delivery and above all, above all else, don't swing at junk you can't hit.
The box score for the game doesn't record whether LaRoche thought about throwing Garner something different, something he's been working on in the bullpen when no one was watching. Something slower perhaps, something quirky to just end this game. What it does record, is that three swings later Phil Garner goes down on strikes and the Indians win, regardless.  
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aspenmissing · 10 months
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𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚊𝚗 (𝙿𝚝 𝟷)
Sam, who is lying on the floor beside a motel bed and coming out of having a vision. The door opens and Dean and Theo enters, Dean chewing on jerky and Theo carrying six-pack of beer. Sam sits up, panting.
"Sam?" Theo asks, worried laced in her voice.
"No..."
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Theo is driving, Sam navigating with a GPS device which speaks directions and Dean sat in the back, leaning forwards.
"Continue on O-R Two-Two-Four West"
"There are only two towns in the US named Rivergrove" Sam says.
"How come you're so sure it's the one in Oregon?" Dean asks. Sam has a flashback to the vision- the Oregon poster is on the wall.
"There was a picture. Crater Lake"
"Okay, what else?" Theo asks.
"I saw a dark room, some people, and a guy tied to a chair"
"And I ventilated him?" She asks, looking to Sam.
"Yeah. You thought there was something inside him"'"
"What, a demon? Was he possessed?"
"I don't know"
"Well, all your weirdo visions are always tied to the Yellow-Eyed Demon somehow...so was there any black smoke? Did we try to exorcise it?"
"No. Nothing, Theo just plugged him, that's it"
"Well, I'm sure she had a good reason"
"I sure hope so"
"What does that mean?" Theo asks, slightly hurt "I mean, I'm not gonna waste an innocent man" Dean raises his eyebrows "I wouldn't!"
"We never said you would!" Dean says.
"Fine!"
"Fine! Look, we don't know what it is. But whatever it is, that guy in the chair's a part of it. So, let's find him and see what's what.
"Fine" Theo says, leaning back into her seat more.
"Fine" Dean and Sam share a look.
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The Winchesters pull into town past a large billboard adverting Crater Lake. They pull up in front of a wooden shop; out front stands an older man, who is cleaning a rifle; he wears a short-sleeved blue shirt with a multi-pocket brown vest. Sam, Dean and Theo get out and approach him.
"Morning" Dean says.
"Good morning. Can I help you?"
"Yeah" Theo pulls out a badge "Uh, Kate Dawson, Billy Gibbson, Frank Beard" She says and Dean and Sam nod at their names "U.S. Marshals"
"What's this about?"
"We're looking for someone"
"A young man, early twenties. He'd have a, a thin scar right below his hairline" Sam describes.
"What'd he do?" The man asks.
"Well, nothing. We're actually looking for someone else, but we think this young man could help us"
"Yeah, he's not in any kind of trouble or anything; well, no yet" Dean glances down at the man's left arm, which shows a distinctive tattoo "I think maybe you know who he is...Master Sergeant" Dean smiles "My dad was in the Corps, he was a Corporal"
"What company?"
"Echo-2-1" Theo answers, with a smile. The man looks to her "My Dad worked alongside his. Good friends" The man nods.
"So can you help us?" Sam asks. The man seems hesitant.
"Duane Tanner's got a scar like that. But I know him. Good kid, keeps his nose clean"
"Oh, I'm sure he does. Um. You know where he lives?"
"With his family, up Aspen Way"
"Thank you" They leave; the man frows as he watches them go. Across the street, Sam bumps into a telephone pole and glances at it in passing. He stops; carved into the wood is a single wood: Croatoan. They approach the pole and Sam points at the word with a significant look.
"Hey" The twins look at the pole.
"Croatoan?" Dean asks.
"Yeah" Dean looks at him blankly "Roanoke? Lost colony? Ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?"
"Yeah! Shots heard 'round the word, how bulls become laws..."
"That's not school, that's Schoolhouse Rock" Theo says.
"You know I blame you for Sammy's smartass talk"
"Roanoke was one of the first English colones in America, late 1500s?" Sam says.
"And the brains" He says to Theo, he then looks back to Sam "And Yeah, yeah, I do remember that. The only thing they left behind was a single word carved in a tree. Croatoan"
"Yeah. And I mean, there were theories-Indian raid, disease, but nobody knows what really happened. They were all just gone. I mean, wiped out overnight"
"You don't think that's what's going on here, I mean..." Theo says.
"Whatever I saw in my head, it sure wasn't good. But what do you two thinks could do that?"
"Well, I mean, like I said, all of your weirdo visions are always tied to the Yellow-Eyed Demon somehow, so..."
"We should get help. Bobby, uh Ellen maybe?" Sam suggests.
"Yeah, that's a good idea" Theo pulls out her cell phone, then frowns at it "I don't have a signal" Dean and Sam does the same, shaking their heads.
"I don't either"
"Same" They walk to the pay phone, which Theo picks up; it starts beeping, and she clicks the receiver several times.
"Line's dead" She hangs up "I'll tell you one thing. If I was gonna massacre a town, that'd be my first step"
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The Impala is parked outside a cabin-like house in the middle of nowhere, and Sam, Dean and Theo approach the front. By the door is a small, tacky plaque that reads 'Born to fish; Forced to work'. Sam knocks on the door, and a teenager boy with dark spiked hair opens it.
"Yeah?" Dean flashed his badge.
"We're looking for Duane Tanner; he lives here, right?"
"Yeah, he's my brother
"Can we talk to him?" Theo asks.
"Oh, he's not here right now"
"Do you know where he is?"
"Yeah, he went on a fishing trip up by Roslyn Lake"
"Your parents’ home?"
"Yeah, they're inside"
"Jake? Who is it?" A voice says from inside.
"Hi, U.S. Marshals, sir, we're looking for your son Duane" Theo says as the owner of the voice comes into view.
"Wh-why? He's not in trouble, is he?"
"No, no, no, no. We just need to ask him a couple of routine questions, that's all"
"When's he due back from his trip?" Sam asks.
"I'm not sure"
"Well, maybe your wife knows"
"No, I don't know, she's not here right now" Mr. Tanner says.
"Your son said she was" Theo says.
"Did I?"
"She's getting groceries. So, when Duane gets back, there's a number where he can get a hold of you?"
"Oh no, we'll just check in with you later" They turn and walk down the steps as the Tanners shut the door behind them.
"That was kind of creepy, right? A little too Stepford?" Dean says.
"Big time" Looking furtively about, they sneak around to the back of the house, crouching below a window. Inside, A woman is tied to a chair and gagged; Jake comes around behind her, hands on her shoulders.
"It's okay, Mom. It's not gonna hurt" Mr. Tanner comes out of the next room with a kitchen knife. Jake stands in front of his mother and casually rolls up one sleeve; his father cuts into his arm and lets the blood drop onto a wound in the woman's shoulder. Outside, Sam, Dean and Theo arm themselves and kick down the back door. As they rush in, handguns raised, Mr. Tanner rushes at them with a knife; Theo shoots him thrice in the chest. Jake jumps out the window, shattering glass, and darts off into the woods. Sam aims at him through the window but hesitates, giving him time to get away.
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Mrs. Tanner is in the back seat of the Impala; as they pull up in front of the clinic Sam helps her out and leads her to the door. Dean and Theo opens the trunk and looks around furtively. Sam leads Mrs. Tanner inside; the clinic is quiet, dim, and empty.
"Hello? Hello? We need a doctor here" A young blond woman rushes out, concerned.
"Mrs. Tanner, what happened?" She asks.
"She's been attacked"
"Doctor Lee?" The woman calls and another woman rushes in.
"Bring her in" Mrs. Tanner looks close to tears.
"Okay" The woman leads Sam and Mrs. Tanner into a back room, and Dr. Lee follows. Dean and Theo enters, carrying the body of Mr. Tanner, who is covered.
"Is that-"
"Mr. Tanner?" Theo questions.
"Was he attacked too?"
"Uh..." Dean and Theo share a look "no, actually, he did the attacking and then he got himself shot"
"Shot?" Dr. Lee askes.
"Yeah"
"And who are you two?"
"U.S. Marshals. I'd show you our badges, but uh..."
"Oh. Sorry. Bring him back here"
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Mrs. Tanner is seated on a stool with her shirt off; Dr. Lee sits across from her, treating the wound on her left shoulder.
"Wait, you said Jake helped him? Your son Jake?" Mrs. Tanner nods.
"They beat me. Tied me up"
"I don't believe it" The blond woman says.
"Pam. Beverly...do you have any idea why they would act this way? Any history of chemical dependency?" Dr. Lee asks.
"No, of course not. I don't know why. One minute they were my husband and my son. And the next, they had the devil in them" Sam, Dean and Theo are listening to this, and they share a look at her last words.
"We gotta talk" The three exit the lab "Those guys were wacked out of their gourds"
"What do you think? Multiple demons, mass possession?"
"If it is a possession there could be more. I mean, God knows how many, it could be a friggin' Shriner convention" Theo says.
"Great"
"Of course, that's one way to wipe out a town, you take it from the inside"
"I don't know, guys. We didn't see any of the demon smoke with Mr. Tanner, or any of the other usual signs"
"Well, whatever. Something turned him into a monster. And you know if you would have taken out the other one there'd be one less to worry about"
"I'm sorry, all right? I hesitated, Dean, it was a kid!"
"No, it was an 'it'. Not the best time for a bleeding heart, Sam"
"Guys come on, don't start fighting now" Dr. Lee stalks out of the lab, her heels clicking loudly on the floor.
"How's the patient?" Sam asks.
"Terrible! What the hell happened out there?"
"We don't know"
"Yeah? Well, you just killed my next-door neighbour"
"We didn't have a choice" Theo says.
"Maybe so, but we need the county, Sheriff. I need the coroner..."
"Phones are down"
"I know, I tried. Tell me you have a police radio in the car?" Dr. Lee asks.
"Yeah, we do. But it crapped out just like everything else"
"I don't understand what is happening"
"How far is it to the next town?" Dean asks.
"It's about forty miles down to Sidewinder"
"All right, we're gonna go down there, see if we can find some help" Theo taps Sam on the shoulder "Our partner’ ll stick around, keep you guys safe" Theo and Dean starts to walk out.
"Safe from what?"
"We'll get back to you on that"
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Dean and Theo pulls up behind a wrecked car with Oregon plate that reads 'WTF 4C7'; they stop to investigate, both carrying a gun. The windows on the car are smashed and blood covers the seats; on the ground by the driver's side is a large bloody knife. He picks it up and looks to Theo, who is looking in the back, which has a car seat for a baby, she then looks up to Dean with a serious expression.
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Sam is leaning against a counter, staring at the body of Mr. Tanner. He begins pacing; Dr. Lee is nearby, looking at something in a microscope.
"Huh" she says.
"What?"
"His lymphocyte percentage is pretty high. His body was fighting off a viral infection"
"Really? What kind of virus?" Sam asks.
"Can't say for sure"
"Do you think an infection could have made him act like that?"
"None that I've ever heard off. I mean, some can cause dementia, but not that kind of violence. And besides, I've never heard of one that did this to the blood"
"Did what?"
"There's this...weird residue. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was Sulphur" Sam looks to Mr. Tanners body then back to Dr. Lee.
"Sulphur"
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Dean and Theo drives along the road to a bridge, which is blocked by a roadblock consisting of several cars and a half-dozen locals with guns. One is Jake. Dean stops the car, frowning then looks to Theo who has a similar expression. Something bangs down on the roof of the car and they jump; a man leans over.
"Oh-ho-ho. Hey"
"Sorry. Road's closed"
"Yeah, we can see that. What's up?" Theo asks.
"Quarantine"
"Quarantine? What is it?"
"Don't know. Something going around out there"
"Uh-huh. Who told you that?"
"County Sheriff" The man answers.
"Is he here"
"No. He called. Say, why don't you two get out of the car and we'll talk a little" Dean laughs nervously.
"Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don't swing that way and my friend here is shy, sorry" Dean jokes.
"I'd sure appreciate it if you got out of the car, just for a quick minute"
"Yeah, I'll bet you would" Theo says. Dean puts the car into a quick reverse; the man grabs his collar and is dragged along. The men at the roadblock begin firing, and Dean wings the car around, shaking the man off a zooming away.
"You okay!?" He asks, looking to Theo "Are you hit?"
"No, no, I'm fine. You?" He nods.
"I'm fine"
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Sam is staring intently at Beverly, sill huddled on the stool in the lab.
"I don't understand. Are you saying my husband and Jake had a disease?"
"That's what we're trying to find out. Now, during the attack, do you remember...did you have any direct contact with their blood?"
"Oh my God. You don't think I've got this virus, do you?"
"Beverly, I don't know what to think. But with you permission, we'll take a blood sample" Beverly nods and lays her hand gently on Dr. Lee's. Suddenly she grabs Dr. Lee's wrist and yells in range, lashing out with her other hand. Sam advances on her and she tosses him against a glass cabinet, which shatters. She picks up a scalpel as he takes a fire extinguisher from the wall; she advances on him, still yelling. He knocks her out.
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angededesespoir · 6 years
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This bastard!  👀🔪
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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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Weird things said in the Tanner House:
Becky: "I love when my stuff is hot."
Wendy: "You really squeezed some hot dogs, Becky."
Danny: "Nurse me however you want."
Vicki: "Well, you start from the bottom..."
DJ: "I'm here to be stroked if you need that."
Steve: "You're going too deep, man!"
Gia: "What are you going to do with that funnel?"
Stephanie: "Well, come with me and you'll find out."
Jesse: "What is happening in between stickin' it and bringin' it?"
Joey: "And then you just put your face on your laptop screen and suck."
Fernando: "She doesn't have a lot of flavor, but she's good for you."
Kimmy: "And I've got a big, saggy weenus."
Denise: "Squeeze a nut however you want, you ain't gonna get no milk out of it."
Duane: "I think it might be time for a stroke."
Harry: "Oh, penetrate, Chief!"
Michelle: "Dudes need to do this for each other every once in a while."
Nicki: "Show me your weenus!"
Teddy: "I can expose just fresh wood!"
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bloodyfinalgirl · 2 years
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Having some thoughts...Cyrus Styne and Dean saying "there's bad in you. It's in your blood" before he murders him. Dean saying "it's not him, not anymore" before he tries to shoot Duane Tanner. Dean saying "if I didn't know you, I'd want to hunt you. At least he dies human. Do you even know how far you are from normal, from human? It's not what you're doing, it's what you are. It means you're a monster." Interesting. Interesting. Just having some thoughts
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route22ny · 3 years
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BY MICHAEL J. MOONEY | PHOTOGRAPHS BY DAVE SHAFER
Staring at the front of the Royal Theater, I feel as though I’m looking backward through time. Taking in the cerulean marquee, the painted red fringe around the box office, the vertical ROYAL sign jutting into the afternoon sky—it’s easy to imagine why the denizens of Archer County flocked here for decades. The theater was a dark, cool respite from the blazing sun, a still escape from the whipping winds of the North Central Plains, a glimpse of entertainment from the outside world.
The theater—or what’s left of it anyway—peers out from the northeast corner of the town square. Without the storied theater, this could be any small town in Texas. Weathered barns and rusted oil pumps dot the landscape. Anchoring the town is the imposing three-story Romanesque Revival county courthouse, with stone archways and provincial peaks. There’s also a small café (Murn’s), a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it police station, a few antiques stores, and a single four-way stoplight swaying in the breeze like an apparition.
The Royal Theater as it is now and as it was then.
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This isn’t just any small town in Texas, though. Archer City is the Texas small town. It’s the setting of both the novel and film versions of The Last Picture Show, a coming-of-age story rendered in black and white that earned eight Academy Award nominations, including Best Writing (Adapted Screenplay), Best Directing, and Best Picture. In Larry McMurtry’s book, published in 1966, the town is called Thalia. In the movie, directed by Peter Bogdanovich and released in 1971, it’s called Anarene—a name taken from an abandoned town 8 miles away. But rest assured, both places are Archer City: the looming courthouse, the blinking stoplight, and the Royal Theater, where so many of the most dramatic moments of The Last Picture Show take place.
The novel, which McMurtry called a “spiteful” book intended to “lance some of the poisons of small-town life,” received critical acclaim when it was published. But it was Bogdanovich’s film that truly introduced the entire world, in utterly unromanticized fashion, to the intense, sweeping sagas of everyday life in Archer City. The Last Picture Show turned this particular and peculiar town into art.
Both the novel and movie contain language that was considered lewd at the time. McMurtry’s own mother, Hazel, once said that after reading the first 100 pages she hid the book in the closet and called her son that night. “Larry, honey,” she said to him, he revealed in his 2002 travel memoir Paradise, “is this what we’re sending you to Rice for? Those awful words!”
The film, with its nudity and frank depiction of teenage sexuality—including Cybill Shepherd’s first and only topless scene—absolutely scandalized upright, moral Americans all over the country. Nowhere more so than in Archer City, where it was regarded at the time as a “dirty” movie.
Now, 50 years after the film’s release, the town’s past dalliances with Hollywood are somehow simultaneously scuttled and omnipresent. There’s no billboard at the city limit announcing the place’s cultural significance, no notation on the water tower. But there are echoes of the art formed here, about this place, along every street, around every corner. Some might even feel the spirit of McMurtry, who passed away in Archer City earlier this year.
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Over the last five decades, Peter Bogdanovich, a New Yorker who operated in Los Angeles, has told the story of the movie’s origin many times. He’d seen the novel in a store, liked the title, saw what it was about, and immediately put the book back down. Then actor Sal Mineo, who’d starred alongside James Dean and Natalie Wood in Rebel Without a Cause, gave Bogdanovich a copy of the novel, saying he thought it would make a good film. Bogdanovich still didn’t read it, but gave it to his wife, production designer Polly Platt, and asked her to read it. When she inspired him to finally read it himself, he was intrigued by the challenge of conveying small-town life in Texas and eventually co-wrote the screenplay with McMurtry. Bogdanovich, Platt, and McMurtry took a long road trip scouting locations in Texas, but ultimately the director realized he wanted to shoot the movie in McMurtry’s hometown.
Set in the early 1950s, the story follows three teenagers—the co-captains of the football team and the so-called prettiest girl in school—through their senior year of high school, as they each struggle to make sense of adult concepts like love and sex and the fragility of human life. Sonny Crawford is the sensitive, thoughtful boy from a broken home. Duane Jackson is Sonny’s lovelorn best friend who escapes first into the oil fields and then the Korean War. Jacy Farrow is the coquettish rich girl who yearns wholeheartedly for something beyond the confines of her surroundings. The Last Picture Show also famously includes an ensemble of carefully rendered adults trying to cope with their own expired dreams and broken lives.
McMurtry repeated over the years that the characters he created weren’t based on any real-life individuals, but the people of Archer City always suspected otherwise. A man named Bobby Stubbs, who was photographed with McMurtry in their high school yearbook, believed he was the inspiration for Sonny. Stubbs had a troubled home life and worked nights like Sonny, and he drove the same kind of pickup truck. He was also once hit in the eye by the boyfriend of a girl he liked. “It kinda pretty closely followed me,” Stubbs used to say.
A woman named Ceil Cleveland Footlick was often asked if she was the inspiration for Jacy. She was “very good friends” (her words) with Stubbs and had been voted “Most Beautiful Girl” in her class. For years she brushed off the question, but in 1997 she published a memoir with the title Whatever Happened to Jacy Farrow?
Because of the book’s reputation, getting actors to audition was a challenge. Randy Quaid was cast as Lester, an awkward, sleazy suitor of Jacy’s. He’d only read the parts of the script that involved his character, which mostly centered on Lester taking Jacy to a naked swimming party. “I just thought it was going to be like this B-movie, teenage, soft-porn movie,” Quaid would later say. “Something you’d see at the drive-in.”
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None of the young stars had much experience in film. Timothy Bottoms, who’d only been in one movie before, was cast to play Sonny. Jeff Bridges, cast as Duane, had been a professional actor nearly all his life, but at 21 years old, this would be his first major film role. And Bogdanovich cast Shepherd as Jacy after seeing her face on the cover of Glamour magazine.
Most of the adults in the movie were played by established Hollywood actors, including Cloris Leachman, Ellen Burstyn, and Eileen Brennan. For the role of Sam the Lion, the wisdom-dispensing owner of the town’s pool hall, Bogdanovich cast Ben Johnson, the champion-rodeo-cowboy-turned-stuntman-turned-Western-movie-icon. At first Johnson turned down the part on account of the foul language, but Bogdanovich called in a favor from his director friend John Ford, who convinced Johnson to do it.
Almost as soon as filming started, real life began imitating the art being created. While making a movie about illicit sex and barely veiled scandal, the set was awash in illicit sex and barely veiled scandal. The actors spent a lot of time drinking and smoking together in their hotel rooms 30 minutes north in Wichita Falls, and that led to drama. Bottoms fell in love with Shepherd. Bogdanovich started an affair with Shepherd, dissolving his own marriage while his wife, Platt, continued to work on the movie. (Most mornings Platt styled Shepherd’s hair.) “It was quite a soap opera,” Burstyn said in the documentary Picture This: The Times of Peter Bogdanovich in Archer City, Texas.
This was everything the locals had feared: all the immoral luridness of Hollywood, right here in a part of Texas not so comfortable with unwholesomeness that didn’t stay behind closed doors.
Outside of Archer City, it was a different story. The movie received great reviews from coast to coast. Johnson won the Oscar for Actor in a Supporting Role and Leachman won for Actress in a Supporting Role. The film is still beloved today and maintains a spot in the coveted National Film Registry.
But at the time of its release, most of the locals disapproved. Strongly. The Los Angeles Times ran a story about it with the headline “Movie Riles Town It Depicts.” McMurtry, who was involved in Bogdanovich’s vision, eventually got so annoyed by the vicious gossip in town that he sent a letter to the editor of the Archer City newspaper, challenging anyone in town to a public debate.
His offer went unrequited.
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Archer City’s population is 1,848, only a couple hundred larger than it was when McMurtry grew up there in the ’30s and ’40s. The town is the seat of Archer County, created in 1858 by the Texas State Legislature and named after Branch Tanner Archer, former secretary of war of the Republic of Texas. Ranching and oil have long been the predominant industries—by late 1926, there were more than 400 oil wells within 13 miles of Archer City—but many people are increasingly attracted to the town for its proximity to prime hunting.
Many of the locations where The Last Picture Show was filmed are gone now. Where Sam’s dusty pool hall once stood, with its door flapping in the wind, there’s nothing but an empty dirt lot. The Rig-Wam Drive Inn, the burger joint where Jacy dangled french fries over Duane’s head as if he was a trained seal, is just a plot of asphalt and patchy grass. The West-Tex Theater in the neighboring town of Olney, used for the interior movie theater scenes, was torn down in the mid-’80s. Today it’s a small, quiet park with a gazebo.
Some places are still here, but different. The restaurant where Brennan’s character worked turned into Booked Up No. 4, one of four bookstores McMurtry set up around the town square before shuttering all but one in 2012. The high school has some of the same old features, though it’s been updated and decorated with a handful of granite statues marking state titles the school has won through the years.
Much of the town looks and acts remarkably like it did when The Last Picture Show was made. Boys about the age of Duane and Sonny still speed through town in pickup trucks. Men the age of Sam the Lion still stop them to talk about football. The dance hall at the American Legion, where Jacy and Duane twirled around the room and Sonny ran into his estranged father, looks like it could host the same event today. On a recent evening, four or five locals were perched on barstools, sipping cold beers, listening to songs on the jukebox. They got rid of the old Wurlitzer years ago, but the updated digital version there now still plays all the Hank Williams Sr. songs from the movie.
In time, feelings in Archer City softened a bit. Mostly, the people here don’t talk much about the movie, or about McMurtry, the town’s most famous son. You can spend all morning at Murn’s Café and all night at the American Legion, the only bar in town, and never hear The Last Picture Show mentioned once. It’s not the source of tension it once was.
The public change of heart was most apparent in 1989, nearly 20 years after The Last Picture Show was filmed, when Bogdanovich returned to Archer City to shoot the sequel, Texasville, based on a book of the same name by McMurtry. This time the townspeople lined up to participate as extras. People came from miles away to sell concessions or to take photos or just get a glimpse of the nearly $20 million production.
“The bad taste that the movie left for some folks, that’s gone now,” then-high school principal Nat Lunn told the Austin American-Statesman at the time. “Especially with money being short in town, they’re ready for another dose of Hollywood.”
By the late 1980s, the three leads in the first film—Bottoms, Bridges, and Shepherd—had all become stars. While the entire budget for the first movie was around $1.3 million, Shepherd alone was paid $1.5 million to reprise her role. Bridges was reportedly paid $1.75 million. Bottoms, who’d complained publicly about Bogdanovich and said he didn’t like any of his co-stars, would only agree to return if he was given an additional $100,000 to fund the Picture This documentary.
In the two decades since the first movie, Bogdanovich’s career had soared and crashed. He and Shepherd had broken up; he went on to have multiple relationships, and she had two divorces. Bottoms was also divorced and remarried, but on the set he confessed the crush he’d had on Shepherd. Platt returned, too, and brought the 21-year-old daughter she and Bogdanovich shared. It became a grand, twisted Hollywood reunion, right there on the streets of Archer City.
Drawn by the potential spectacle of what was by then some sort of love-octagon, media outlets from across the country sent reporters to town. There were long feature stories in both Entertainment Weekly and the Los Angeles Times. By all accounts, though, the entire production served as a therapeutic experience, healing the wounds of the past. At one press conference, the often-sullen Bottoms hugged Bogdanovich. Behind-the-scenes footage caught Shepherd hugging Bottoms. Residents of Archer County took photos of themselves on the set.
But when the movie was released, it tanked. It received middling reviews, earned back only a fraction of its budget, and even today it’s not easy to find on any of the major streaming services.
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A lot of people associated with The Last Picture Show are dead now. Stubbs, who claimed to be the basis for Sonny, died in 1992. Johnson in 1996. Sam Bottoms, the real-life younger brother of Timothy Bottoms who played the mute boy Billy, died in 2008. Platt, the producer and production designer who somehow never pulled Shepherd’s hair, died in 2011. Then Brennan in 2013.
In January of this year, Footlick, the woman who wrote about being the real Jacy Farrow, died in North Carolina. Leachman died almost two weeks later. And on March 25, McMurtry, the writer who created all this beautiful trouble, died at the age of 84.
A few days after his death, nobody answered the doorbell at his house in Archer City, a majestic, three-story mansion just down the road from the high school. Looking through the front window, everything seemed to me to be just the way he left it, from the table made from a giant dinosaur fossil to the towering shelves of books in every room. McMurtry bought this place, the biggest home in town, after he won the Pulitzer Prize for Lonesome Dove. He’d wake up early in the morning, type for an hour and a half or so at his long oak table, then go to the bookstore to price antiquarian volumes. Most of the locals would leave him alone.
On the house’s front porch, a single rocking chair was situated to look out over the front yard into the surrounding neighborhood. Someone sitting there could see the comings and goings of a lot of people. As the early-evening wind moved through, the chair began to rock ever so gently.
These days, I sense the people of Archer City think differently of The Last Picture Show. It’s a part of the town’s story, just like the cattle industry and state titles. The movie is even mentioned on the town’s website, though it’s certainly not prominent.
There’s also a tiny park just off the square with a fiberglass horse covered in brands from local ranches and a display that chronicles a bit of the town’s history. The welded metal wall has separate panels for the town’s founding, the first successful oil well drilled here, and the giant fire that swept through in 1925. There’s also a panel explaining how the town was the filming location for The Last Picture Show and Texasville. Bogdanovich’s last name is misspelled.
A couple hundred feet away is the Royal Theater. Most of the building is a burned-out hull, popular for weddings, photo shoots, and occasional performances. The front of the building has been restored, though. It looks just like it did in the movie, the image that begins and ends the film. It’s haunting and beautiful, weathered and damaged—but still here, still standing, still looking at that single blinking light swaying in the wind.
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The Last Picture Show wasn’t the first movie based on a novel by Larry McMurtry, and it certainly wasn’t the last. You might besurprised by just how many films and TV shows have been made from his novels. Here are a few:
Hud, 1963 (based on Horseman, Pass By) The Last Picture Show, 1971 Lovin’ Molly, 1974 (based on Leaving Cheyenne) Terms of Endearment, 1983 Lonesome Dove, 1989 Texasville, 1990 The Evening Star, 1996
https://texashighways.com/culture/how-the-last-picture-show-changed-the-worlds-view-of-small-town-texas/
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I’m editing the spngeorg podcast for 2.09 and realized I left out something I’d wanted to mention, because it delights me personally. I ran over to the discord and posted this, then figured I should probably plonk it here too, so I copy/pasted it and I’m too lazy to delete all the timestamps lol:
I didn't mention it while recording the next podcast ep last night, but heck is it occurring to me now while editing it... One of the things Sam discovered in John's journal while trying to figure out what's happening in this town was that John had his personal theory about what happened to the lost colony at Roanoke. [7:06 PM] I would enjoy discussing this further, because holy cow, it makes John look like a total crackpot :'D [7:07 PM] And also bolsters my years-long theory that Azazel knew the contents of John's journal because he'd possessed John for a while. But that he used that knowledge specifically to manipulate Sam during most of s2 [7:08 PM] Like he was laying little easter eggs for Sam to find to prevent Sam from being able to see the bigger picture. Can't see the bigger picture if you're obsessively distracted by irrelevant manufactured details, right? [7:08 PM] Like the word Croatoan on that telephone pole [7:08 PM] Sam obsessed over that, thinking that's where the connection must be. [7:08 PM] But it wasn't [7:09 PM] it was just something that Azazel knew Sam would latch on to in order to keep him on the hook long enough to reel him in [7:09 PM] this whole episode was a fishing expedition, quite literally lampshaded by all the fishing references in the rest of the episode [7:10 PM] The demons were only testing out the efficacy of their little virus, and making sure that Sam specifically was immune to it. They needed an isolated location, needed to lure Sam there (Dean was a bonus), and needed him to stay there long enough for their test to run its course. [7:11 PM] All these little details were merely to keep Sam distracted from noticing the one infected person already in the office (Pam the nurse) and the demon who inserted himself into the mix (Duane Tanner, i.e. the subject of Sam's vision). [7:12 PM] In the vision, Dean shot Duane in cold blood on the mere suspicion he may have been infected, but what Sam wouldn't have seen or known was that shooting him would've done... nothing... because Duane was already a demon. [7:13 PM] Which neither he nor Dean ever stopped to test! [7:13 PM] Like... they didn't see any demon smoke, and so didn't bother even throwing holy water at any of these people! Didn't bother attempting to exorcise the town! Just jumped right to "killing the infected" [7:14 PM] Because they were convinced it was the virus alone causing the problem  [7:14 PM] Croatoan... [7:15 PM] Which brings me back to John's theory in his journal... can you imagine Azazel laughing his ass off over that? Over using John's memory that Sam has spent the season dedicating himself to (because he doesn't know the truth yet) out of a misplaced sense of guilt, in order to manipulate Sam directly into this whole situation?
HI-larious. And even after the fact, Sam is too shaken by what it could mean that he was immune, Dean was too shaken by his near-failure of John’s final order to him, to even begin asking themselves the right questions about any of this. Because they spent the whole episode focused on the wrong things (Sam on his recent desire to “be the hunter John raised him to be” and Dean’s ongoing unmanageable burden of having to “save Sam” where failure means he’d have to kill Sam...
Can you believe John was convinced of such crackpottery? And it nearly got his sons killed when Azazel specifically used that info to target them?
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SPN- Croatoan (2.09)
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Pairing: Olive Winchester (sister OC)
Summary: After Sam sees something in a vision, the siblings set out. The case tests their bond, and Dean reveals a startling secret
(tbh i think you can tell how much tv i watch based off how i write descriptions LMAO)
Warnings: cursing, blood, uhh it’s a virus so maybe don’t read if current events are freaking you out, death, some shooting, guns, uhh, so much blood, olive growls a lot i felt like a furry writing this, uhh, idk, the usual
Word Count: 6719
I snorted at Dean’s joke as I pushed the motel door open, tossing the keys onto the table by the window. Dean shut it behind me, and Jinx came running, howling and whining. I looked up to see that the room was empty.
“Sam?”
He popped up between the beds, panting. I shoved the bag of beef jerky into Dean’s hands and ran to Sam, kneeling beside him.
“Sammy?”
“Sam?” Dean joined me, eyebrows creased in concern.
“No…”
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“Continue on OR 224 West.”
“There are only two towns in the US named Rivergrove.”
“How come you’re so sure it’s the one in Oregon?” I asked, running my hand through Sam’s hair.
He sighed and squeezed his eyes shut. “Uh, there was a picture. Crater Lake.”
“Alright, what else?” I coaxed.
“I saw a dark room, some people. A guy tied to a chair.”
“And I ventilated him?” Dean asked, glancing over and then back at the road.
“Yeah.” Sam nodded. “You thought there was something inside of him.”
“What, a demon? Was he possessed?”
“I don’t know.” Sam whispered.
“It’s okay.” I cooed, hand still in his hair.
My arm was hooked around the back of the bench and I was propped up on my own feet, but playing with each other’s hair was something the three of us always did to calm each other. Jinx was standing on her hind legs and pawing at my hands.
“Well,” Dean sighed. “Your weird-ass visions are always tied to Yellow-Eyes somehow… was there any black smoke? Did we try to exorcise it?”
“No.” Sam shook his head. “Nothing, you just plugged him. That’s it.”
“Well, I’m sure there was a logical explanation.” I shot Dean an anxious look.
“I sure hope so.” Sam mumbled.
“What does that mean?”
Sam said nothing, and I looked at Dean again, chewing at my bottom lip.
“I mean, I’m not gonna waste an innocent man.”
Sam’s eyebrows shot up, and I glared at him.
“I wouldn’t!” Dean protested.
“I never said you would!” Sam hissed.
“Fine!”
“Fine!”
“Boys!” I took my hand away from Sam’s hair and sat back down with an angry huff. 
Jinx let out a loud whine, curling up in the backseat.
I sighed. “Cut it out. Look, we don’t know what it is. But whatever it is, that guy in the chair is a part of it. So let’s find him, and let’s see what’s what.”
“Fine.” Dean frowned.
Sam scowled. “Fine.”
                                                              ***
I shivered as we walked across the patchy lawn, toward an older man, who was cleaning his rifle. Jinx pulled on the leash, and Sam cleared his throat as he pulled back. I could barely manage her at this point.
“Morning.” Dean greeted.
“Good morning.” The man set the rifle down. “Can I help you?”
“Yeah.” Dean flashed his badge. “Uh, Billy Gibbons, Frank Beard, Dani Mitchell. U.S. Marshals.”
The man eyed me and then Jinx, and Sam cleared his throat. “She’s a trainee, she’s at the top of her class. This is Jinx.” He motioned to the dog. “She’s also in training.”
“What’s this about?”
“We’re looking for someone.” I spoke, looking up at Sam.
“A young man, early twenties.” He blinked, hard. “Uh, he’d have a, uh, a thin scar right below his hairline.”
“What’d he do?”
“Well, nothing. We’re actually looking for someone else, but we think this young man could help us.”
“He’s not in any sort of trouble or anything.” I eyed the man. “At least not yet.”
Dean’s head tilted ever so slightly, and a small grin flashed over his face. My own lips twitched into a smirk. He had just found us a way in.
“I think maybe you know who he is… Master Sergeant.” He smiled. “My dad was in the Corps. He was a Corporal.”
The man’s face softened. “What company?”
“Echo-2-1.”
Sam and I looked at each other, then back to the man. “So can you help us?”
He hesitated, then sighed. “Duane Tanner’s got a scar like that. But I know him. Good kid, keeps his nose clean.”
“Oh, I’m sure he does.” Dean smiled. “You know where he lives?”
“With his family. Up Aspen Way.” The man pointed.
“Thank you.” Dean nodded his head.
We turned on our heels and started back toward the car. I couldn’t shake the bad feeling in my stomach. I looked over my shoulder, only to see the man staring at us with a nasty glare. I stumbled over a crack in the road, and Dean snatched me back onto my feet.
“You okay, Ol?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Just got a bad feeling.”
Sam was already across the street, staring at something on a telephone pole.
“Sams?”
He waved us over and pointed.
CROATOAN
“What’s that?” Dean frowned.
I huffed. “Roanoke.”
Dean stared blankly.
“Dude. Lost colony? Ring a bell?”
Dean shook his head, and Sam rolled his eyes.
“Did you even pay attention in history class?” I squinted.
“Yeah!” Dean scoffed defensively. “Shots heard round the world, how bills become laws…”
I giggled. “That’s not school, De.”
“That’s Schoolhouse Rock.” Sam scoffed.
Dean rolled his eyes.
“Roanoke was one of the first English colonies in America. What was it, late 1500s?” I looked up at Sam.
“Oh, yeah.” Dean frowned. “Yeah, I do remember that. The only thing they left behind was a single word carved in a tree.”
“Croatoan.”
“Yeah. And I mean, there were all these theories. Indian raid, disease.”
“Nobody knows what happened. They were just gone. Wiped out, overnight.”
“You guys don’t really think that’s what’s going on here… do you?”
I sighed and looked up at the boys. “Sams? What do you think?”
“Whatever I saw, it wasn’t good. But what do you think could do that?”
“I mean, like Dean said, all of your weird-ass visions always have something to do with Yellow Eyes.”
“We should get help.”
“Bobby? Ellen, maybe?”
I shrugged. “I can call Ellen, you call Bobby.”
Dean nodded, fishing his phone out. I dialed Ellen’s number, but the call wouldn’t go through.
I frowned and showed it to the boys. “No signal.”
Sam and Dean shook their heads. They didn’t have any either.
Dean looked around and whacked us each on the arms. “Payphone.”
Dean picked it up and held it out. I stood on my toes to hear. It beeped, the usual out of service beep that came with old phones. The boys looked at each other, and Dean clicked the receiver multiple times.
“Line’s dead.” I sighed.
Dean hung up the phone. “I’ll say one thing, if I were gonna massacre a town, that would be my first step.”
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I shuffled into step behind Sam and Dean as we made our way toward the cabin. I looked around as Dean huffed. We had left Jinx in the car. This looked like the place to get murdered, and we didn’t want her there if that happened.
“I’ve got a bad feeling.” I mumbled.
Sam sighed and knocked on the door. We stared at the tacky sign that read born to fish, forced to work, hung by the door.
“Yeah?” A boy my age opened the door, staring with dead eyes.
I shifted closer to Dean, feeling like I was about to be sick.
Dean flashed his badge. “We’re looking for Duane Tanner. He lives here, right?”
“Yeah, he’s my brother.”
The boys and I shared a look before we turned back to the boy.
“Can we talk to him?”
“Oh, he’s not here right now.”
Dean sighed. “Do you know where he is?”
“Yeah, he went on a fishing trip up by Roslyn Lake.”
“Are your parents home?” Sam squinted.
“Yeah, they’re inside.”
“Jake? Who is it?” Mr. Tanner shuffled out into the doorway, standing by his son.
“Hi, U.S. Marshals, sir. We’re looking for our son, Duane.”
“Wh-why?” Mr. Tanner’s eyes got wide, but he too, looked like there was nothing inside.
I cleared my throat and inched further away, bumping into Dean’s side. His hand landed on my shoulder as Mr. Tanner spoke again.
“He’s not in trouble, is he?”
“No, no, no.” Dean shook his head. “We just need to ask him a couple of routine questions, that’s all.”
“When’s he due back from his trip?” Sam forced a polite smile.
“I’m not sure.”
“Well, maybe your wife knows?” I piped up.
“No, I don’t know.” Mr. Tanner began to stumble over his words. “She’s not here right now.”
“Your son said she was.” My eyes narrowed.
“Did I?”
I couldn’t stop the confused scowl that danced over my face as I looked back at Jake.
“She’s getting groceries. So, when Duane gets back, there’s a number where he can get a hold of you?”
“Oh, no.” Dean shook his head and grabbed my shoulder, pulling me back. “We’ll just check in with you later.”
We turned and walked down the steps. The door slammed shut before we made it back onto the dirt path. Dean turned with a furled lip, and Sam looked uneasy.
“That was creepy.”
“Yeah. A little too Stepford?” Dean offered.
“Big time.” Sam agreed.
We looked around, noticing that these people had no neighbors within at least a mile. Dean and Sam shared a look, and I caught Dean’s eye, nodding.
“Stay behind me.” He ordered as he pulled his gun out.
Sam and I followed suit, leaving me, as usual, sandwiched between the two. Dean led the way, sneaking around to the back of the house. Dean cleared his throat before setting himself up. I flinched as he kicked the back door down. We rushed in, guns raised.
Tanner came at us with a knife, but Dean reacted faster, shooting him at least three times, shredding his chest to pieces. The boy jumped through the window, leaving glass shards as he darted off into the woods. I lined up my shot, but before I could pull the trigger, Sam knocked my gun from my hands. I jumped with a squeak, and Dean was immediately at our sides. He pulled me into his chest and stared at Sam, panting.
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Sam helped Beverly out of the backseat as Dean and I popped the trunk, eyes darting around every few seconds. The wind howled, and I jumped, growling back. Jinx was standing by my side, a similar growl leaving her mouth.
Dean sighed as he grabbed my arm. “You’re okay. Come on.”
I slammed the trunk shut as Dean grunted, shuffling under the weight of Tanner’s dead body. I walked two steps ahead of him, pushing the door of the clinic open and holding it for him. We walked down the hall, apprehensive as we turned the corner and rounded into a room. Jinx ran straight into Sam, who squatted and patted her head.
“Is that…”
“Mr. Tanner.” Dean cut the woman in the white coat off.
“Was he attacked too?”
“Uh… no, actually.” I sighed. “He did the attacking and got himself shot.”
“Shot?” She repeated.
“Yeah.”
“Who are you?”
“U.S. Marshals.” I flashed my badge.
“Oh. Bring him back here.” The doctor beckoned for us to follow.
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I watched, leg bouncing up and down as Dr. Lee helped Beverly with her wound.
“Wait, you said Jake helped him? Your son Jake?”
Beverly nodded. “They beat me. Tied me up.”
“I…” The secretary, Pam, sighed. “I don’t believe it.”
“Pam.” Dr. Lee warned. “Beverly… do you have any idea why they would act this way? Any history of chemical dependency?”
“No, of course not!” Beverly shook her head. “I don’t know why! One minute they were my husband and son.” She sniffled. “And the next, they had the devil in them.”
My eyes widened and I looked up at Dean. He shot the same look back before nodding at Sam, then jerking his head to the side over his shoulder.
“Those guys were absolutely fucked.” Dean whispered.
“What do you think? Multiple demons? Mass possession?”
“If it is a possession, there could be more. I mean, fuck knows how many. Could be like a fucking Shriner convention.”
“Great.” I sighed.
“Of course, that’s one way to wipe out a town. Take it from the inside.”
“I don’t know, man. We didn’t see any demon smoke, or any of our other usual cues.”
“Well, whatever.” Dean scowled.
“Something turned him into a monster, Sams.”
“And you know, if you would’ve let Olive take care of the other one, there’d be one less to worry about.”
“I’m sorry, alright! Dean, it was a kid!”
“No, it was an it. Not the best time for a bleeding heart, Sammy.” Dean scoffed.
Dr. Lee came out of the room, heels clicking loudly. The three of us whipped around, clearing out throats.
“How’s the patient?”
“Terrible!” Dr. Lee sighed. “What the hell happened out there?”
“We don’t know.” Dean told the truth.
“Yeah? Well, you just killed my next door neighbor.”
“We didn’t have a choice.”
“Maybe so… but we need the county Sheriff. I need the coroner.”
“Phones are down.” I shook my head.
“I know, I tried. Tell me you have a police radio in the car?”
“We do. But it’s fried, just like everything else.”
Dr. Lee sighed. “I don’t understand what’s happening.”
“How far is it the next town?” Dean looked up, thinking.
“It’s about forty miles down to Sidewinder.”
Dean nodded. “Alright. We’ll go down there, see if we can find some help.” He looked down at me, then clapped Sam’s shoulder. “Sam here’ll stick around, keep you guys safe.”
“Safe from what?” Dr. Lee squinted.
“We’ll get back to you on that.”
                                                            ***
“What the fuck?” I mumbled as Dean stopped the car.
The Oregon plates on the totalled car read WTF 4C7. We shared a look, and I huffed. He tucked his gun into his waistband, and I did the same. We got out of the car and gave each other another look.
Watch each other’s backs.
He took the lead as we stalked toward the SUV. The windows were smashed. I flinched as we circled the car. The seats were covered in blood, and the baby seat in the back was drenched. I shuddered and looked over to the other side of the car. Dean was nowhere to be seen.
My gun immediately went back up and I bared my fangs, letting the stream of blood fall down my chin. I slowly made my way around the front of the car, hands shaking.
“Shit.”
I huffed as I recognized Dean’s voice. I swung around to face the driver’s door. Dean eyed me from his spot on the ground, a bloody bowie knife in his hand. I let my gun go slack as I sighed, and he stood, dropping the gun.
“Did you see all that blood?” I asked, shivering.
“Yeah. Something’s wrong. Let’s go.”
                                                            ***
“Oh, son of a bitch.” Dean groaned as he pumped the brakes.
I sighed as he stopped the car. The bridge out of town was blocked by trucks and SUVs, and there were six or seven guys with rifles circling around. Dean looked over at me, and there was a thump on the roof of the car. Dean jumped, and I snarled. Dean’s hand slapped over my mouth as a man leaned in through Dean’s window.
“Oh, hey, hi.” Dean stuttered.
“Sorry. Road’s closed.”
“Yeah, we can see that.” I spat, shoving Dean’s hand away.
He shot me a glare and turned back with a smile. “What’s up?”
“Quarantine.” The man eyed me.
“Quarantine? What is it?”
“Don’t know. Something’s going around out there.” The man kept his eyes on me.
“Uh huh.” Dean shifted, blocking me from his view. “Who told you that?”
“County Sheriff.”
“Is he here?” Dean asked.
“No. He called.” The man looked around Dean, eyes locking back on me.
I grabbed a fistful of Dean’s jacket. The sheriff couldn’t have called. The phones were still down.
“Say, why don’t you get out of the car and we’ll talk a little?”
Dean chuckled, nervous. “Well, you are a handsome devil, but I’m on the clock here.”
“I’d sure appreciate it if you got out of the car. Just for a quick minute.”
“Yeah.” Dean’s arms tightened on the wheel, and I reached for the gear knob. “I’ll bet you would.”
I pulled it into reverse and Dean swung the car around. The man reached in and grabbed Dean by the collar before we could take off. The men at the roadblock began to shoot, and Dean gunned it, swerving the car and shaking the man off. I panted as we drove off.
                                                            ***
“What the fuck is going on?” I hissed.
“I don’t know, pumpkin.” Dean sighed. “Can you control yourself right now?”
I sighed. “Barely. If I get spooked one more time I might snap.”
“I’m right here. Okay?”
I nodded as he gave me a soft smile. I glanced back at the road and yelped.
“Dean, stop!”
Dean slammed the brakes as Mark stepped into the middle of the road, rifle aimed at us.
“Hands where I can see them!”
“Son of a-”
“Get out of the car!” Mark screamed. “Out!”
I kept my mouth shut, but I couldn’t help the low growl that was beginning to rumble in my throat. Dean eyed me as he pushed his door open.
“Okay. It’s okay. We’re okay. Easy there, big guy.”
Mark’s eyes flickered to me, and that was all Dean needed to whip out his gun. “Alright, put it down!”
“Lower it now!” Mark shouted back.
“Put it down!”
“Are you one of them?” Mark stalked closer.
“No! Are you?” Dean inched closer to me.
“No!”
“He could be lying, Dean.”
“So could you!”
“Alright!” Dean huffed. “Alright. We could do this all day, alright? Let’s just… let’s take it easy before we try to kill each other.”
Mark sighed and lowered his gun. Dean did the same, and I shuffled into his side, swallowing the blood in my mouth.
“What’s going on with everybody?”
Dean shook his head. “We don’t know.”
“My neighbor… Mr. Rogers, he-”
I snorted, and Dean blinked. “You’ve got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?”
“Not anymore.”
Dean and I shared a look, and I held back a laugh.
“He came at me with a hatchet. I put him down. He’s not the only one. It’s happening to everyone.”
Dean nodded. “Look, we’re heading out to the doc’s place. There’s still some people left.”
“No. No way. I’m getting the hell out.”
“There’s no way out.” I snorted. “They’ve got the bridge covered.”
“I don’t believe you.”
Dean shrugged. “Fine. Stay here. Be our guest.”
Mark eyed us and sighed. He put his rifle down and pulled a handgun out, warily pointing it at Dean. I took Dean’s from his hand and pointed it at Mark as we shuffled toward the car.
“Get in the back.” I motioned with the gun.
He slid into the back, the gun still pointed at Dean. I sat sideways in the passenger seat and kept Dean’s gun trained on his head.
“Well…” Dean huffed as he shut the door and started the car. This oughta be a relaxing drive.”
                                                            ***
I was stuck to Dean’s side, gun still on Mark. He kept his on Dean, and I was growing increasingly angrier.
“Sammy!” Dean pounded on the door. “Open up!”
The door swung open, and I heard Sam stumble for words. “Did you guys, uh… get to a phone?”
“Road’s blocked.” I didn’t turn to him.
“We’re gonna have a word. Doc’s inside.” Dean spoke to Mark, pulling me along with him as we shuffled into the building.
Mark put his gun down and continued down the hall, and the boys and I stayed by the door. Dean tugged his gun from my grip, and Sam nudged me.
“What’s going on out there?”
“We don’t know. I mean, I feel like Chuck Heston in the Omega Man. Sarge is the only sane person we could find, and Olive keeps bugging out.”
“I can’t stop it. Something’s putting me on edge and I can’t control it.”
“Sammy, what are we even dealing with?” I wrapped my arms around myself.
“Doc thinks it’s a virus.” Sam tugged his jacket off and draped it over my shoulders.
“Okay, great. What do you think?”
“I think she’s right.” Sam sighed.
“Really?”
“Yeah.” Sam nodded. “And I think the people infected are trying to infect others.”
“How?”
“Blood-to-blood contact. And get this. The virus? It leaves traces of sulfur in the blood.”
“A fucking demonic virus?”
“Yep. It’s like demonic germ warfare. At least it explains why I’ve been having visions. Probably why Ollie’s on edge, too.”
“It’s like a Biblical fucking plague.” Dean grumbled.
“You have no clue how right you are. I’ve been poring through Dad’s journal, found something about the Roanoke colony.”
“What?” I looked up.
“Dad thought Croatoan was a demon’s name. Sometimes known as Deva or Resheph.”
I sighed. “Resheph was the Egyptian personification of the fucking plague.”
“Well, that’s fucking terrific.” Dean grumbled again. “Why here? Why now?”
“I have no idea. But guys, who knows how far this thing can spread? We’ve gotta get the hell out of here. We’ve gotta warn people.”
Dean sighed, a weary look on his face. I huffed.
“He’s right, Dean. We have to let Bobby know. E-Ellen, Jo. Any other hunter. This is big. We can’t stop it alone.”
“They’ve got one! In here!”
The three of us jumped before scrambling into the next room. Mark was pointing at Beverly through the window. Dean squinted.
“What are you talking about?”
“The wife. She’s infected.”
“We’ve gotta take care of this.” Mark sighed. “We can’t just leave her in there. My neighbors, they were strong. The longer we wait, the stronger she’ll get.”
Dean only paused for a second before pulling his gun and stalking into the lab. Sam and I scrambled to follow with eyes bulging out of our heads.
“What do you mean you’re gonna kill Beverly Tanner?”
“Wait, hold on.” I blurted as we walked in. “Could there be any kind of treatment, Doc? Maybe some kind of cure for this?”
“Can you cure it?” Dean repeated.
“I don’t even know what it is.”
“I told you, it’s just a matter of time before she breaks through.”
“Just leave her in there. You can’t shoot her like an animal!” Pam cried.
“Sam. Olive.” Dean called for us as we walked over to the door of the utility room.
Dean and I pulled our guns out, and Mark shakily did the same. Sam carefully opened the door, only to reveal Beverly on the floor, knees drawn to her chest. She jumped at the sight of us and began to sob.
“Mark, what are you doing? Mark, it-it’s them! They locked me in here! They tried to kill me! They’re infected, not me! Please, Mark! You’ve known me all your life! Please!”
“Are you sure she’s one of them?” I whispered.
Sam nodded, baby face twisted in pure distress. Mark let his arm go slack as he took a step back. Dean sighed, and I shook my head. I clenched my jaw and fired twice.
                                                            ***
Mark peered through the shades. I finished sharpening Sam’s knife before handing it back to him. Dean was loading his gun. Jinx was curled at our feet, whining. A vial shattered, and there was a scream.
“Oh god! Is there any on me? Am I okay?”
“You’re clean, you’re okay.” Dr. Lee reassured her.
“Why are we staying here?” Pam squealed. “Please, let’s just go!”
“We can’t, because those things are everywhere.”
Pam slumped down to the floor with a whine, and Dr. Lee knelt beside her.
“She’s right about one thing.” Sam whispered. “We can’t stay here. We’ve gotta get out of here. Roadhouse, maybe?” He shook his head. “Somewhere. We have to let people know what’s coming.”
“Yeah, good point.” Dean sighed. “Night of the Living Dead didn’t exactly end pretty.”
“Well, I’m not sure we’ve got a choice.” Mark huffed. “Lots of folks up here are good with rifles. Even with all your hardware, we’re easy targets. So unless you’ve got some explosives…”
Sam sighed, and his eyes widened as he realized something. I looked up at him and followed his line of sight. Dean looked at us, confused.
“We could make some.”
“Yeah.” Sam started for the high shelf and went for the bottles of Potassium Chloride.
Someone started to pound on the door, and the three of us scrambled back just as Mark swung the door open.
“It’s Duane Tanner!”
Duane limped in, backpack swung over his shoulder. “Thank God.”
“Duane, are you okay?”
Dean and I turned to Sam.
“Is that… the guy that… Dean…” I slowly slashed a hand across my throat as Dean let out a whistle.
“Yeah.”
“Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, there, chief.” Dean grabbed Duane’s arm. “Hey, Doc! Come give Duane a good once-over, would you?”
“Pam?” Dr. Lee called as she led us into the examination room.
“Who are you?” Duane fussed against Dean’s arm.
“Never mind who I am.” He shoved him into the room. “Doc?”
“Yeah, okay.” She eased.
“Duane. Where’ve you been?” Mark questioned.
“I was on a fishing trip up by Roslyn. I came back this afternoon. I… I saw Roger McGill being dragged out of his house. By people we know! They started cutting him with knives! I ran! I’ve been hiding in the woods ever since… has anybody seen my mom or dad?”
Dean swallowed and turned to us. “Awkward…”
Duane sat on a stool, and Dr. Lee groaned.
“You’re bleeding.”
Dean took a step forward. “Where’d you get that?”
“I was running, I must’ve tripped.”
Dean didn’t miss a beat. “Tie him up, there’s rope in there.”
“Wait!” Duane got to his feet.
Dean, without hesitation, pulled his gun. “Sit down!”
“I’m sorry, Duane.” Mark untangled the ropes. “He’s right. We’ve gotta be careful.”
“Careful? About what?”
“Did they bleed on you?” I squinted, feeling uneasy.
“No! What the hell? No!”
“Doc, is there any way to know for sure? Any test?”
Dr. Lee sighed. “I’ve studied Beverly’s blood-work backwards and forwards.”
“My mom!” Duane sat up.
“It took three hours for the virus to incubate. The sulfur didn’t appear in the blood until then, so… no. No, there’d be no way of knowing. Not until after Duane turns.”
“Guys, I’ve gotta talk to you. Now.” Sam pulled on our sleeves.
Dean and Mark shared a look before Sam dragged us out.
“What’s going on, Sams?”
“This is my vision. It’s happening.”
“Yeah.” Dean huffed. “I figured.”
“Okay, well, what do we do so that it doesn’t turn out the way it did?”
“We can’t kill him. We don’t know if he’s infected or not.”
“Well, I think we’re pretty damn sure, Sam. Guy shows up out of nowhere, he’s got a cut on his leg, his whole family’s infected?”
Sam sighed. “Alright, then we should keep him tied up, we should wait and see.”
“For what? For him to Hulk out and infect somebody else? No thanks, can't take that chance.” Dean started to push past Sam, but Sam slammed a hand onto his chest and stopped him.
“Hey, look, man. I’m not happy about this, okay? But it’s a tough job and you know that.”
“It’s supposed to be tough, Dean. we’re supposed to struggle with this. That’s the whole point.”
“And what does that buy us, Sam?”
“A clear conscience, for one!”
“Well, it’s too late for that.”
Sam and I shared a look, both sighing. Sam stopped Dean again. “What the hell happened to you?”
“What?” Dean spat back.
“You might kill an innocent man, and you don't even care! You don't act like yourself anymore, Dean. Hell, you know what? You're acting like one of those things out there.”
“Dean, I thought we were past this.” I whispered.
Dean only nodded. He moved again, and Sam reached out to stop him a third time. Dean pushed him into the wall, hard. I snarled and ran after Dean, but he shoved me back into the room and locked the door.
“Dean!”
“Hey!” Sam was now at my side, pushing at the door. “Open the door, Dean! Don’t do it! Dean!”
“Dean, don’t!”
There was a long silence, and Sam and I stared at each other, horrified. Dean wasn’t himself. He seemed more like Dad every day, and the influence of Gordon was still lingering.
The door unlocked, and Sam and I both jumped to push it open. We stumbled out into the hallway. Dean caught me as I tripped. I looked up to see his face clean of blood.
“Did you-”
“No.”
                                                            ***
Jinx yawned, and I did the same. Sam shoved another rag into a bottle, and Dean handed me the one he had just finished. I tucked it aside with the others and sighed. The door opened, and Dr. Lee strode in, hands in her pockets.
“It’s been over four hours. Duane’s blood is still clean. I don’t think he’s infected. I’d like to untie him, if that’s alright.”
Dean glanced up at us, then looked back down, lowering his head. Sam and I sighed, and Sam nodded.
“Sure.”
She nodded and shut the door behind her. Sam shifted in his seat, looking over at Dean.
“You know I’m gonna ask you why.”
“Yeah. I know.” Dean huffed.
“So why? Why didn’t you do it?”
There was a long beat, and Dean tossed a rag aside. “We need more alcohol.”
Sam huffed and got up, leaving. Jinx whined, but she stayed in her spot. I yawned again, and Dean crossed his arms over his chest. I sat in Sam’s empty seat and leaned forward.
“Why didn’t you do it?”
Dean looked away.
“De.”
“I don’t wanna be Dad.”
A wave of relief washed over me and I sighed. There was a crash from the next room over. Dean and I both shot up, sharing a look.
“Sam.”
We each pulled out our guns and ran to the door, met by Mark, who also had a gun in his hand. I tried the handle, but it was locked. I nodded at Dean, who reared back before kicking it open. Pam was straddling Sam, hand to his chest. Dean fired three times, and Pam fell to the floor, dead.
“Sams, oh my god.” I tucked my gun into my waistband.
“No!” Mark grabbed me by the upper arm and yanked me back.
A snarl ripped past my lips and I bared my fangs at him. Mark jumped away, and I knelt next to Sam, reaching for his hand.
“She bled on him. He’s got the virus.”
Sam pulled his hand away from me, eyes wide. My eyes began to fill with tears as I looked down at his bloodied chest. I looked over my shoulder at Dean.
“What do we do?”
                                                            ***
Sam was sitting on the exam table, a bandage taped to his chest. His head was down, and he was near tears. The others were crowded in the room, and Dean was pacing. I sniffled, arms crossed over my chest.
“Doc, check his wound again, would you?”
There was a long pause, and Dean’s head snapped up, fire in his eyes.
“Doctor!”
Mark scowled. “What’s she need to examine him for? You saw what happened.”
Dr. Lee sighed. “Did her blood actually enter your wound?”
“Come on, of course it did!” Mark spat.
“We don’t know that for sure.” Dean tried to reason.
“We can’t take a chance.”
“Doc, just… check again. Please.” I begged.
“You know what we have to do.” Mark crossed his arms over his chest.
“Nobody is shooting our brother.” Dean snarled.
“He isn’t gonna be your brother much longer. You said it yourself.” Duane snapped.
“Nobody is shooting anyone!”
“You were gonna shoot me!”
“You don’t shut your damn mouth, I might!” I snarled.
“Guys…” Sam spoke up. “They’re right. I’m infected… just give me the gun and I’ll do it myself.”
“Forget it.” Dean scoffed.
“Dean, I’m not gonna become one of those things.”
“Sams, we still have time.” I whined.
“Time for what? Look, I understand he’s your brother, and I’m sorry, I am. But we gotta take care of this.” Mark pulled out his handgun.
I bared my fangs, growling. Mark stuck his gun against my forehead.
“What the hell are you?”
“Something that can kill you, no doubt.” I hissed.
Dean eased a hand onto my shoulder and tugged me away. Mark’s gun went down, and Dean got in his face.
“I’m gonna say this one time.” Dean spoke slowly. “You make a move on either of them, you’ll be dead before you hit the ground.”
Mark said nothing.
“You understand me?”
Still, nothing.
“Do I make myself clear!”
“Then what are we supposed to do?”
There was a long pause, and Dean and I shared a look. I nodded, and Dean fished his keys from his pocket. He tossed them to Mark.
“Get the hell out of here, that’s what. Take my car. You’ve got the explosives. There’s an arsenal in the back. You’ve got enough firepower to handle anything now.” Dean eyed me. “Take the rest of them.
“What?” I gasped as Dean pushed me toward Mark.
“Well, what about you?” Mark eyed Dean.
There was a beat, and Sam shook his head. “Dean, no. No! Go with them. This is your only chance!”
Dean shook his head right back. “You’re not gonna get rid of me that easy.”
“No, he’s right.” Mark tried to reason with Dean. “Come with us.”
Dean shook his head. Mark held a hand out for me, and I flinched. I looked at the boys, who both nodded at me. I handed Mark Jinx’s leash with tears in my eyes.
“Take her. Please.”
Mark squinted, and the boys began to protest.
“Go.” I pointed at the door.
Mark shrugged. “Fine. Your funeral.” He led Duane and Dr. Lee toward the door.
“I’m sorry.” Dr. Lee whispered. “Thanks for everything, Marshals.”
Dean snorted. “Oh, uh… actually, we’re not… really Marshals.”
“Oh…” She hesitated before leaving with Mark and Duane.
I hoisted myself onto the exam table as Dean shut the door. Sam began to cry, looking from me to Dean. I leaned my head against his arm, grabbing his hand in mine.
Dean smiled softly. “Wish we had a deck of cards. Or a foosball table or something.”
“Guys.” Sam whimpered. “Don’t do this. Just get the hell out of here.”
Dean shook his head. “No way.”
“Give me my gun, and leave.”
“For the last time, Sams, no.” I hissed.
Sam shrugged me off and stood up, slamming his hands on the table. I jumped, and Dean’s face hardened. Sam sighed, realizing that he scared us both.
“This is the dumbest thing you two have ever done.”
Dean shrugged. “Oh, I don’t know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?” He shuddered.
“Ew.” My nose scrunched up.
Sam sighed. “Dean… Olive… I’m sick. It’s over for me. It doesn’t have to be for you.”
“No?”
“No. You guys can keep going. You have before.”
“I don’t want to.” Dean whispered.
I shook my head. “Not without you, bubs.”
“What?”
Dean pulled his gun from his waistband and settled onto the file cabinet, across the room from us. Sam sat back down on the exam table.
“I’m tired, Sam. I’m tired of this job, this life… this… this weight on my shoulders, man. I’m tired of it.”
“So what? You’re just gonna give up? You two? Just lay down and die? Look guys, I know this stuff with Dad has-”
“You’re wrong.” Dean cut him off. “It’s not about Dad. I mean… part of it is, sure. But…”
“Then what is it about?” Sam whispered.
There was a bustle outside the door, and the boys and I looked up. I bared my fangs with a low growl. Dean and I both held our guns up, and Dean quickly opened the door.
“You’d better come see this.” Dr. Lee stood in the hall.
                                                            ***
I huddled into Dean’s side, a low feeling in the pit of my stomach as we looked around. There was nothing. Nobody, no noise.
“They’ve all just… vanished.”
                                                            ***
Sam shifted on the exam table.
Dr. Lee looked up from the microscope. “Well, it’s been five hours and your blood’s still clean.”
Dean and I sighed in relief.
“I don’t understand it, but I think you dodged a bullet.”
“But I was exposed. How could I not be infected?”
“I don’t know.” Dr. Lee shook her head. “But you’re just not.”
I ran at Sam, pulling him into a hug. He wrapped his arms around me with a sigh. Dr. Lee grumbled under her breath before letting out a curse.
“What happened?” Dean perked up.
“Their blood.” Dr. Lee looked confused. “The Tanner samples. There’s no trace of the virus. No sulfur. Nothing.”
The boys and I shared a look.
                                                           ***
Dr. Lee spoke to Duane and Mark, who were loading up a truck. She shook her head before coming over to us. Mark waved, and the three of us held a hand up.
“What about him?” Dean asked Dr. Lee as she sighed.
“He’s going to be fine. No signs of infection.”
I hummed, and Dean nodded. Sam chewed at his lip, eyebrows furrowed. Mark and Duane got into the truck and pulled away. Dean looked up at Sam, who put his hands up.
“Hey, don’t look at me. I got no clue.”
“I swear, I’m gonna lose sleep over this one. I mean… why here? Why now? And there the fuck did they all go? It’s like they just melted.”
“And why was I immune?”
Dean blew a raspberry. “Yeah, you know what? That’s a good question.”
I shrugged. “I’m already starting to feel like this is the one that got away.”
                                                           ***
“So…” Sam takes a swig of his beer and looks down at the river. “Last night. Wanna tell me what the hell you were talking about?”
“What do you mean?” Dean squints.
Olive looks between the boys. Sam gives her a soft smile. She leans into his side and closes her eyes.
“You said you were tired of the job, Dean. And that it wasn’t just because of Dad.”
Dean huffs. “Forget it.”
“No. No, I can’t.” Sam shakes his head. “No way.”
“Come on, man.” Dean scowls. “I thought we were all gonna die. You can’t hold that over me.”
“No, no, no, no. You can't pull that crap with me, man. You're talking.” Sam crosses his arms over his chest.
“And what if I don't?”
“Then I guess I'll just have to keep asking until you do.” Sam challenges.
Dean sighs again, looking out over the water. “I don't know, man. I just think maybe we ought to… go to the Grand Canyon.”
“What?”
“You know, all this driving back and forth across the country, we’ve never been to the Grand Canyon. Or maybe we could go to T.J. Or Hollywood. See if we can bang Lindsey Lohan.”
Olive’s nose scrunches up, and she looks up at Sam, who is equally confused.
“Dean…”
“You’re not making any sense.”
“I just think we should take a break from all this. Why do we gotta get stuck with all the responsibility, you know? Why can't we live life a little bit?”
“Why are you saying all this?” A concerned look drapes itself over Sam’s face.
Dean shakes his head and looks the other way.
“No, no, no. Dean.” Sam tries.
“Dean, we’re a family.” Olive places a hand on his shoulder. “We carry each other’s burdens, remember?”
“I can’t. I promised.” Dean whispers.
“Promised who, Dean?” Sam inches closer to his siblings.
“Dad.” Dean’s voice is weak.
“Dean, what are you talking about?” Olive squints.
Dean looks down, then up, tears in his eyes. “Right before Dad died, he told me something.” He takes a deep breath and looks up at Sam. “He told me something about you.”
Sam’s eyes grow wide. “What?”
Olive feels the tension, as does Jinx, who whines from her spot on the ground.
“Dean, what did Dad tell you?”
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Hey do you worry that your obvious creasian bias will taint the time we spend with the up coming tanners? Tbh I prefer the aldish aesthetic but that just might be because I used to live by the Rockies
I don't think I have a Crescian bias; my reasons for declaring Cresce a superior place to live are pretty objectively based. But I love all the countries the same. They're like the characters, really. Duane is objectively a better husband than Quigley, but I love them both the same.
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S2 E9: Croatoan
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So Sam's visions happen partially in slowmo now for Extra Drama I guess
"I saw a dark room" uh no that room was pretty well lit???
That tat looks really crisp so I guess we're supposed to believe this guy only got it a few weeks ago lmao... come on there's ways to artificially age tattoos with makeup, I'm sure of it.
"Nobody knows what really happened, they were just gone, wiped out overnight" pretty sure the accepted theory is that the colonists assimilated into the Croatoan tribe nearby but yeah, sure, let's use more racist narratives and appropriate some more Native cultures. It's what this show does best.
So no one else in town noticed that the phones are all useless yet? Uh huh, sure
So how did Mr. Tanner and Jake get the virus in the first place tho
Okay I did get a chuckle out of the "WTF" license plate
Mmm the bloody carseat is...... Bad
This episode just makes me think of that tumblr post about historic doctors that's like "yeah you got ghosts in your blood"
"What's up?" "Quarantine." 13 year old SPN episode giving us 2020 moods
So John thought "Croatoan" was the name of a demon fucking.... WOW how racist can you GET
Yeah no shit the doctor doesn't have a cure on hand she only figured out it was a virus like ten minutes ago, come on, Sam
I don't understand why Sarge let Duane in without thinking after straight up wasting his neighbors like... why aren't you suspicious of Duane????
This feels like the Until Dawn bit where it says "sometimes the right thing to do is nothing" or whatever
Family bonding with the Winchesters: making Molotovs during a mini-apocolypse
Man if they had put Sam down here... what a fucking dark end to the show lmao
Dean is really giving up everything - the Impala, the armory, the chance to escape, his life - because he refuses to let Sam go. Say it with me kids: fore! shad! ow! ing!
Fucking ow don't hit your cast on the table like that Sam, I know it hurts
"I'm tired, Sam. I'm tired of this job... this life... this weight on my shoulders, man." Oh Dean, you aren't even halfway through s2 of a 15 season show, you'd better strap the fuck in, honey, you got a big storm comin'
So did Sam not get infected bc he's a Special Boy or because the demonic reckoning happened 2 minutes after he was exposed? Questions we'll never know the answer to
oh shit I forgot Duane was a demon all along. He's not nearly as cute killing people as Meg is.
Oh we do get an answer, Sam's immune. For once, I ask a question and i get an answer almost immediately. Incredible.
Can't believe the boys are actually talking things out like adults, is this still the same show? Am I still watching SPN? Mind it takes a while for Dean to get to the point, and there's a fade to black before Dean says the important bit, but it's a step in the right direction.
Sam uses annoying little brother! It's super effective!
"Croatoan" final thoughts: This episode is... extremely racist, and I think they definitely could have still done the demonic virus plot without tying it back to the Roanoak colony and Croatoan tribe. Literally just... make it a new thing. That makes more sense anyways, imo, bc why would demons want to wipe out a colonial settlement in the first place.
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TIM General Violence
Father, now a woman, gets 18-months for sexually assaulting daughter
Transgender female Twitter engineer charged with raping her estranged wife
Transgender Serial Child Rapist Arrested Again for Nude Images of Child: Nicola (née Ross) Florida
Trans-Identified Man Passes as Female Nanny to Rape, Kidnap Children: Synthia (née Dennis L.) Koopman | Women Are Human
Man Hides Past as Child Rapist by Becoming Transgender, Changing Name: Allison (née Dennis) Woolbert | Women Are Human
Male Transgender Impeached for Sexual Assault Allegations: Heather Dunn
Trans-identified Man Rapes Girl at Party: Dean Sawley
Trans-Identified Man Charged with Kidnapping, Raping Man: Jeffrey “Ciara” McEleveen
Trans-Identified Man Arrested for Molesting Adolescent Girl with Sex Toy: Tanner (a.k.a. Evelyn) Young
Vicious Child Rapist / Murderer Demands Sex Change & Freedom: Synthia China Blast
Three Men - Including Transgender - Sexually Enslave, Torture 14-Year-Old Girl
Trans-Identified Man Convicted in Gang Rape of Teen Girl: Lisa (née Louis) Massei
Two Male Transgenders Kidnap and Rape Underage Boy: Javoris “Aceiyana” Phillips
Police: Lowell Transgender Woman Sexually Assaulted 15-Year-Old Girl
Male Trans Activist who Identifies as Transgender Raped Woman to Impregnate Her with ‘Non-Binary’ Babies: Cherno Biko | Women Are Human
Trans Rights Activist Who Advocated Mixed-Sex Restrooms is a Serial Child Rapist: Chad Sevearance-Turner | Women Are Human
Popular trans activist Eli Erlick is a rapist
Trans Activist Jessica Yaniv wants to help 10 yr old girls put their tampons in
Man, Dressed as Woman, Charged With Sexually Assaulting of Boy
Convicted sex offender seeks access to women’s locker rooms through bathroom law
Man accused of posing as woman in sexual batteries found mentally unfit to stand trial      
Crossdresser given shops ban over Perth grope rap  
Crossdressing Suspect Arrested For Raping Woman
Convicted sex offender sues over sex change operation       
Joseph Patrick Bueche – Hit store clerk over the head with bottle for misgendering
Charles Norwood – Battery
Jarvis June “Lady Jae” Clark – Murder  
Maikobi Burks – Murdered mother, father, and sister
Emmagene Kaytlyn Cronin/Shawn Cronin writer for The TransAdvocate, battery, harasses women online
Chay’Im Ben­Sholom, claims to be transgender, murdered a woman
Richard Speck – Mass murder/rape of women
Veronica Bolina/Charleston Alves Francisco brutally beat elderly woman after invading her home
Derek Sinden, who identifies as a woman, assaulted/killed elderly woman after invading her home
Mark van N. – Dentist who killed his wife and mutilated the teeth of some 100 patients
Matthew “Maddie” Smith, murder
Dr. Richard Sharpe – Killed wife during divorce
Transgender woman arrested in Idaho bomb plot
Michael Adams – Shot and killed girlfriend
Psychotherapist Rita Powers murdered by her patient, a transwoman, because Powers didn’t think he was an appropriate candidate for sex reassignment surgery Note, in the link, that the transgender community blamed Powers for being murdered, saying that if she had just given her patient what he wanted, she would still be alive. In other words, ‘she asked for it.’ Sound familiar?
Transgender Activist Ordered To Stand Trial For Oakland Triple Murder
Cheryl Partsch punched in teeth for questioning cross-dressing man in women’s restroom. His punch cost her $60K in medical bills. Note that Patrick doesn’t identify as a woman, but still punched Cheryl in the teeth for being concerned about his presence in the women’srestroom, and called her questioning a “hate crime.”
Transactivist punches Mia Mac in face and neck, and breaks her camera, at Speakers Corner in London. Action for Trans Health London defended and excused the actions of the transactivist assailant. [See video further down the Masterpost ↓↓↓]  More info and screenshots can be found here.
A lesbian was jumped by a gang of transactivists outside of a gay bar. Her assailants then proceeded to brag about it on Twitter.
Feminists assaulted in Transgender Attack at Portland conference for Social Change
UK trans athlete Lauren Jeska, attempts to murder an official and attacks two other officials from British Athletics for reviewing the medals won while competing as a woman.  Lauren Jeska is male.
A minor female was assaulted by a transgender named Dakota Kern, apparently because she called him “dude.
Winthrop teen pleads guilty to murdering parents on Halloween morning 2016
Pasco: Cross-dressing man sentenced for battery
Disturbing Details in Shooter’s Social Media
Serial killer Donna Perry sentenced to life without parole | The Spokesman-Review
Trans-identified Man Kills Uncle to Fund “Gender” Surgery: Vonlee Nicole Titlow
Transgender Goes on Ax Rampage After Rejection, High on Transitioning Drugs, Alcohol & Cannabis: Karl “Evie” Amati
Trans-Identified Man Kills Girlfriend Because She Was Leaving Him: Michael Adams
Trans-Identified Man Poses as Woman to Lure, Blackmail, and Kill Man: Alhan Khan
Transgender female Twitter engineer, 32, is charged with raping her estranged wife the day after serving her with divorce papers
Trans activist Eli Erlick is a confirmed rapist
Male Trans Activist who Identifies as Transgender Raped Woman to Impregnate Her with ‘Non-Binary’ Babies: Cherno Biko
Trans-Identified Man Beats Up Firefighters Who Put Out Fire on His Property: Kate Lynn Blatt
Transgender and Prominent Trans Rights Activist Slaughters Long-time Friend: Gigi Thomas
Trans Rights Activist Who Advocated Mixed-Sex Restrooms is a Serial Child Rapist:
Robert Durst – Murdered wife, traded in real estate for high heels and lipstick, used transgender identity to stay hidden
Man dressed as woman robs Target with semi-automatic handgun
Arrest warrant issued for Transwoman in Montreal “sex change” clinic Arson
“Woman” killed neighbor before shooting self
Subway slasher caught blowing kisses on camera while vowing to ‘cut’ victims
Police: Stamford Resident Hit Woman In Face With Bottle After Gender Insult
Daryl Rasmussen – Murdered gay couple
Philip Walker Rosati, who identifies as a transgender woman, murdered wife
Kentucky Fairness Campaign’s Anthony G. Casebeer threatens lesbian feminists
John “Johnny” Jacobson Jr/Skylar Deleon – Armed burglary and murder
Mrs. Doubtfire’s arsonist arrested
Armed trans woman arrested after 10-hour D.C. standoff
Greg Ward AKA Karisma Garcia is a Transgender Women currently incarcerated for robbing a person with cerebral palsy at knifepoint
Trans women charged with assault in Casa Ruby incident
Richard Chaperon/Synthia Kavanagh – Murder & threats of violence
Transgender woman savage beating/murder of partner
Lamar McQueen – First degree murder
Thomas Cross/Teresa Cross – Aggravated assault
Craig Hudson – Tortured/killed wife, fights to wear wig in prison
William Gray – Killed two women
Thomas Lamb – Kidnapping, rape and murder
Nouchie Vellon – first degree rape
Austin Christopher Wikels – Handcuffed woman to bed & forced her to perform a sexual act another woman, & sadomasochistic assault
Drunk ladyboy attempts to rape 72-year-old woman
Man Claims Rape Was Result of Gender Identity Crisis – raped unconscious woman
Transgender woman accused of giving fake breast exams
Gareth Mcpherson – transsexual, raped woman in vicious attack
Transgender male threatened to arrange for a “football team” to gang-rape a man if he didn’t submit to a homosexual encounter
Transvestite taxi driver faces a prison term after he was convicted of raping a drunken woman in the back of his car
Keith “Rebecca” Elmore – attempted rape of woman, admitted to having cannibalistic fantasies of killing and eating women
Vance Egglestone – brutal rape of woman
Richard “Sherri” Masbruch – serial torture-rapist who tied women up, tortured, and raped them. Raped female inmates after prison transfer
David John Harris – sexually assaulted women while wearing women’s clothing
Clare Lawton – rape of woman, inflicting grievous bodily harm, burglary and unlawful wounding.
Peter Steel – rape of woman, inflicting grievous bodily harm, burglary, unlawful wounding, damaging property:
Renell Thorpe – Broke into a woman’s home, raped her, and tried to flee while wearing her clothes:  
Cross-dresser branded ‘high risk’ to women, sexually assaulted while wearing skirt, attempted rape of woman in bathroom:        
Gregory Philip Schwartz – attempted sexually assault of woman while wearing Barbie doll dress inside a Big Lots bathroom:
“Terf Tracker” Allison Woolbert : outed as violent sex offender:  
Convicted Sex Offender Leads Transgender Rights Effort in North Carolina
Child Sex Predator Paul Ray Witherspoon, ticketed for using female restroom uses “Gender Identity” defense
Jonathan “Johanna” Adrian Wolf – convicted sex offender, raped deaf girl, became trans activist fighting for locker room access
Xena M Grandichelli/Jeffrey Willsea a registered sex offender convicted of rape, becomes trans rights activist
Trans activist outs himself as a pedophile rapist
Lynchburg transadvocate arrested after assisting at-risk youth
Luis Morales “Synthia China Blast” – brutal rape and murder of 13-year-old Ebony Williams
Sexual predator jailed after claiming to be ‘transgender’ to assault women in shelter
Sex offender uses crowdfunding to raise money for gender reassignment surgery – molested 13 year old girl
Plymouth transgender sex offender jailed after coming into contact with child
Duane LeRoy Fox/Jennifer Ann Jasmaine – Committed offenses against 14 year old
Transsexual who downloaded sickening images of child pornography escaped jail because a judge said prison would be too tough a place for her
Louis Massei – Gang rape of a 16-year-old girl
Registered sex offender arrested on suspicion of entering a school campus and using a false female name
William Karl Olsen – Sexually violent predator
James Joseph Allard – Sex penetration with foreign object of victim under 14 years of age
Lewis “Lennea Elizabeth”  Stevens –  charged with possession of child pornography
Convicted sex offender sues over sex change operation
Convicted Rapist Sues NJ Prisons Over Sex Change
Man in women’s clothing arrested for child porn
Cross dressing pervert was jailed after breaching the terms of his sexual offences prevention order
‘High risk’ sex offender locked up
Transgender Woman Arrested on Bestiality Charges: Placed Craiglists Ad To Arrange Sex With a Horse
David Megarry Jr. aka Sandra Jo Batista – convicted child rapist
Ronny Edward Darnell – repeatedly raped a 13-year-old girl:
literally hundreds more examples here and here, and some more here
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