He's so precious to me (we're making so many cute heart gestures together)

I don't know about the rest of you guys but the moment we get back to NRC my Yuu is going to be running straight to Pomefiore to show Vil and Rook every single picture she took of Epel in his bunny costume.

My farmer and her husband do so on the reg.

*points at the Bathhouse* You can't tell me NO ONE has fucked in there. I... I just... You CAN'T. Look at it! Off in the mountains, always open, no one ever in it, nice relaxing hot water bath...

At least one couple has fucked in there at least once, change my mind.

This keeps happening to me why

Ace: Okay, y'know what, Yuu? You can marry Vil. I'm about to become his new step dad because DAMN. Yuu: Aight bet. Vil, sat right next to them: 👁️👄👁️

Oh my god you can eat his brains

Reason #24601 why I'm taking a break from Sonic: whatever the hell this nightmare is.

Aight, now Vil's bloom card is in English and his dad is in the Tapis Rouge event, if I see a resurgence in the bullshit take that Eric must be a terrible person if Vil doesn't know and love his absent mother and how he must have mistreated her or been a shameless slut to end up alone with a child, I am going to start biting, fuck you.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

depends on the bread itself, when we plan to use it and how quickly, the time of year and how much bread we already have open. Bread bin, fridge and freezer are all valid and used.

Having an argument in the server. I need to prove I am not insane for putting sliced sandwich bread/white bread/loaf whatever do u call this 🍞 in the freezer.

Why am I like this

My multishipping bullshit has led to Idia becoming the world's most reluctant rizzlord.

Same design

*At a fairground* Yuu: *Staring at a big plushie at a basketball game stand* Floyd: Hey, Shrimpy, you want that thing? I can get it! Stall Runner: Alright, here's how it works, Mr big tall and threatening, one ball in the basket gets you a prize, more baskets means a better prize, all six in gets you the big elephant for your sweetheart. Wanna give it a go? Floyd: *Nods, pays and picks up first basketball* Floyd: *Yeets the basketball at the stall runner's head as hard as he can* Floyd: *Vaults over the stall, grabs the plushie and grab's Yuu's hand* RUN SHRIMPY RUN!

“my child is fine” ma’am, your child romances Shane in Stardew Valley

Ortho's escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism Malleus

shane

Is this for my horror mod post or is this just a PSA lmao?

PSA: Shane. Look at this loser, I love him sm.

Because I have no self control and multiple people enabling the treat yourself mindset I have purchased a nice cuddle size plushie of my favourite character for each house.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a squishy Deuce to cuddle when the sads are coming for me and that's just as good.