every time I open this damn app I see 4 posts and this ad 15 times

Prideshipping is fucking insane they're like What if I tormented you what if I saw in you something I could never have what if I destroyed your mind and gave you the chance to rebuild your heart anew what if I deemed you the only person worthy of killing me what if I was willing to do it what if I chose this over and over again what if you were my only friend in the world what if I want you to hurt the way I hurt what if I could never ever ever accept that you're gone. And their only way of communicating any of this is by playing card games

At my new job I am surrounded by people with thick southern accents and it’s causing me to read things in their accent. I’m reading fics on my break and every word in my head is a southern drawl

OH.

OH.

😳

Chan acting like we don’t have the image of his arms and hands memorized…

Sir. We know those limbs.

Please.

For fucks sake.

Christopher.

it's killing me how many poses aren't compatible with some clothes. can you let ME decide if the clipping is too bad?

EDIT: apparently you can use them if you click "more poses" in the bottom left, let's GOOOOOOO

i miss when tapping a url on a post would bring you BACK TO THE ORIGINAL POST

Foreman and Cameron discuss Chase and his betting pool on who House is going to fire next -

'he's messed up enough'

its too quiet here

idk guys i think blanketing toshiro as "just also autistic" is weird bc you are ignoring the cultural reasons that he acted that way like. cmon now toshiro being world-equivalent of japanese is very intentional and flavors literally all of his decisions and his relationships

nah cuz what’s up with the cky guys and making fucking sex tapes dico and novak leave me the fuck alone

Tasha: A report about young master cale came in again.

Alberu: What did he do now?

Tasha: At this point i think the question should be 'what didn't he do?'

Alberu: *sigh* This is driving me nuts.

i’m so sad i wish knights were real

istg every time i run past lenard he’s always doing that one idle line where he just goes ‘bahdaburr bur da burdadurp bluhlala brreureaagh lalah blar breherp boololo brehbrehbrehbreh gagging like he put something in his mouth brehurr burhur blalalala”

US americans: 16th of an inch :)

Europeans: is that really easier than using mm.....

These two images have the same vibe and I can not be convinced otherwise.