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spinnysocks · 10 days
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can someone please tell me why i read a tlg fic where chungu, cheezi, kiburi, tamka, nduli and janja got turned into fucking soda cans by kion's roar
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horsetailcurlers2 · 8 months
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this might be a niche pet peeve but i hate when i’m reading a fanfic and the author makes a character type one diabetic and you can tell that they’ve never had a conversation with a diabetic person. it’s giving that one julia roberts scene in steel magnolias but worse.
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everydayarsonist · 9 months
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the urge to write a pikmin fanfic about Fiddlebert is strong
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felidlycanthr0pe · 9 months
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piccrew is bad for my sleep schedule
LOOK AT MY BABY
The baby in question is Kaiju- the OC for the Shigaraki fic and the brainrot it's created.
Quirk is exactly what you expect- various kaiju transformations. Drawbacks include a severe lack of braincells after a transformation, physical remnants of any form taken, and a wildly skewed understanding of biteable things. I picture a lot of these y/ns as OCs of a sort just bc i have to specify a quirk/ fit them to suit a character but y'all are 100% free to ignore them in favor of a true self insert or of your own OC <3 if u do have an OC my inbox is always open bc i'm a SLUT for that kind of stuff : P
link to piccrew: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/626197
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the0verboss · 2 years
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Izzy Hands and the Widows. Hear me out.
Post reconciliation, he’s still an uptight bastard snapping at anything that moves. Ed’s at his wits end with his first mates behavior so Stede suggests they drop him out to “talk it through” with some women who understand what it’s like to lose a spouse and how wonderful and life affirming that can be. Cue Ed turning up at Widow bonnet’s and leaving Izzy there. There will be
long talks about identity in a married state and what to do once it’s over.
Tea.
Mary pulling out a pirate book to show izzy his own face and story as Blackbeards first mate and a legacy all his own as a great pirate.
Mary introducing Doug, and making a point about how much better it can be when it’s mutual and with the right person
Izzy taking the ladies out for a pirates night on the town with drinking and dancing and cheating at cards because yes they are all alive and isn’t that actually wonderful.
Widow Higgins adopting Izzy as her own personal gay bestie against his will
They do it all with Stede’s money
In the end Izzy gets to go back to the revenge done grieving his losses, still a bit of an angry dick with too much pride, but at least it’s not eating him alive anymore. Also he’s definitely going to throw Lucius through a loop when he asks him to sketch him.
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kiwibirb1 · 5 months
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Welp.
Guess it's time to start my villain arc.
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Damn where are the x arfid reader fics at? I wanna be comforted by anime men.
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bogkeep · 2 years
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POV you're my designated S and D tier friend and a new video just dropped
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I'M VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS SERIES OBVIOUSLY
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aria-i-adagio · 2 years
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Bethany and Alistair being disgustingly domestic in the background.
And Alistair wearing an apron. For gender equality.
(I think I'm going to have to write this scene from the perspective of one of them. As a treat.)
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garden-eel-draws · 2 months
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Okay, so I'm currently in the middle of a watch/rewatch of Miraculous Ladybug, because it's a cute action cartoon with fun villain designs and I keep hearing rumors of bonkers lore that I missed, so I decided to catch up with it. The fact that I'm happily a few episodes into Season 4 should tell anyone familiar with this show just how tolerant I am of status-quo-focused, highly episodic cartoons with inconsistent lore that doesn't always make sense. I'm a longtime fan of Transformers G1, so that kinda set the bar for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That said, I am STRUGGLING through "Ladybug & Cat Noir: the Movie". The one that was made a musical, for some reason, and that I unfortunately can't watch in French because I have..."acquired" it.
At every turn, I'm just going "why???". Mostly when it comes to wtf they did to the characters in the title. Why are their personalities like...half-inverted? It's like half their cartoon personalities (I know they ain't that deep, but they're existent/consistent enough that this is bugging me) have been flipped backward. One moment they act recognizably like the versions in the show I've been watching, and then they're back to Generic American Sassy Protagonists 1 and 2. Maybe a lot of it is just the English voices that don't quite fit, but it's all so off! Given that a major guy working on the cartoon directed and wrote this movie, I'm just baffled.
Also, apparently this film is the second most expensive ever made in France??? And it made back half its budget. Ouch. Watching it, I understand why the fandom didn't exactly flood the theaters, but ouch.
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team-frightfur · 8 months
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Me: Ok, it's late, but I can still draft the second half of this chapter!
Trapped gas (constant stabbing in my abdomen): Are you sure about that?
Anyway, it got better after...jesus, 2 hours? And I'm back into writing.
More importantly, I can officially state that trapped gas is more debilitating than Surprise Mushrooms! In the short term.
Anyway, kids, this is a message from me to you. Not drinking Soda is healthy, but if you don't drink it for a while it can and will become truly evil. Consume as sometimes snack at your own risk.
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piratebay · 10 months
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on my for you page... there were two posts in polish, one post in portuguese, three posts i've already seen/liked/reblogged, fanfic, and... randos posting reblog bait...
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iamthepulta · 1 year
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Mildly important to clarify:
E is my boyfriend. Elijah is/was his DnD character.
I am me. Westlie is/was my DnD character.
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ace-kaz-brekker · 2 years
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The urge to vaguepost about something that's bothering you vs the knowledge that some of the people that were there follow you on Tumblr
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kataloviekuri · 7 months
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Puppy | Shanks x Fem! Reader
• Shanks has a crush on you ;) [ fluff + angst ! ]
a/n : no makino here!! English is not my first language and this is my first time writing fanfics in English !! So forgive me if there's any mistakes !! :)
➱ part 2
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You sigh softly as the wind takes away the heat around your body . Today is such a long day , you thought . Also it was strange that Luffy hasn't popped up yet . He came to have breakfast in the morning but he ate as fast as he could and ran out of the bar . You haven't seen him since then . You are worried , he's such a stubborn little man . Nothing can stop him from doing what he wants , well except for his grandpa .
You put the glass on the counter when you heard footsteps . You turn around , eyes wide when you saw Luffy walking towards the bar with tall , grown and scary well maybe not that scary looking men . Luffy shout your name , running towards you .
" Luffy ~ " You rub his fluffy hair as he hugs your legs tightly .
" And who are these people ? .. " You ask him quietly .
" They're my friends !! " Luffy laughs and says proudly .
The man with red hair walks towards you , he laughs softly when he sees the look on your face .
" My name's Shanks and these big guys are my friends " . You blush when He takes your hands gently . his hands are so big .You can't help but look down at his hands , your hands are almost disappeared in his own . You tell him your name , pulling your hands back .
" To tell the truth ..... We're actually pirates , Red hair pirates "
Oh god ... You really hope Garp is still on his duty .
Well , they look quite friendly . There's nothing to worry about .
" This is not the first time pirates come to this town " You smile at them . " What would you like to drink ? " You stand behind the counter and take out the glasses from the cabinet .
" Juice ! Juice ! Juice ! " Luffy says as he bangs his fists on the counter . He looks really happy .
" Shuu .. Luffy, no juice for you today . How about a glass of milk , huh ? "
" NOOOOO !! "
" You promised me yesterday , didn't you ? "
" but- "
" Luffy " His voice was cut off by Shanks . Shanks leans on the counter , his face is almost close to yours .
" You have to listen to what this beautiful lady said " You frown when a teasing smile appears on his face .
" Huh ! Fine " Luffy pouted .
" Kids huh? " Shanks chuckles as he gaze at you .His eyes are beautiful , looking at you like you are something special .
" Yeah but Luffy is different " You giggle .
Since then , Shanks always comes to the bar . He flirt with you . He told you about himself , his pirate life and adventures . Sometime when you're listening to what he says , he touchs your hand or traces his fingers on your palm . At first you were shy but it becomes something he always does to you . He always brings your favorite flowers . He walks you back home , tells you lame jokes when you're upset . As time goes by , you're starting to like him , the way he smile and laugh , the way he touches your hands , the way he flirts , not in a way to make you uncomfortable but to see you stammer and blush . God , you love everything about this man .
You haven't seen Shanks today . You look at the entrance everytime someone walks in and look through the windows hoping to see someone with red hair . You miss him . You sigh , hand on your chin while reading a book .
Then all of a sudden Luffy walks in , stomping his foot on the floor .
" What's the matter ? " You asked .
" Nothing " " Milk please " The fact that he looks angry but still asking you politely for milk makes you laugh .
" Tell me what's wrong ? " You set a glass of milk in front of him and ask .
" I've been waiting for Shanks in front of his room for hours to play ! Then Benn came out and told me that Shanks is busy , they all are busy ! . He didn't even come outside of his room ! I know they don't want to play with me ! That's why they are hiding in his room ! "
" Maybe they're really busy . They're pirates . They still have works to do , you know ? "
" I'm a pirate too ! I will become a pirate just like Shanks " Luffy murmur causing your eyes to wide .
" Luffy ! You're grandpa is a Vice Admiral of the Marines . He would never allow you to do that "
" I don't care " He giggle and continue to drink his milk . Oh boy ....
The door slam open as Shanks and his friends walk in . Your heart skips a beat as soon as you see Shanks . He sits in front of you and grabs your hands before you could do anything .
" Did you miss me , darling ? " he asks with a stupid smirk on his face . You feel your heartbeat getting faster and faster .
" What if I did " You answer and try to pull your hands back but he grip your hands .Shanks leans forward until his face is an inch away from yours .
" Then I'd be the happiest man alive in the whole world " He whispers .You can hear his crewmates laughing and cheering him like " Woo , Go Captain ! " " I wish I have a girl like that " which makes him grin . The fact that Shanks hasn't moved his face away from you and keep staring into your eyes is not helping the situation . Fuck , if he keeps staring at you like that , you are going to kiss him . But thankfully Luffy interrupts them .
" What were you guys doing !? I was waiting for you !" Finally , Shanks looks away from you , you exhale . That was close .
" We were busy , Luffy "
" Busy doing what ? "
" Pirate stuff " Shanks answers as he drinks his beer .
" We were deciding on which land we'll go next " Lucky Roux says loudly from where he was sitting . Yassop slap his shoulder . He was sitting with Benn and Yassop .
" YOU'RE LEAVING !??! " Luffy's voice echo through the bar . You look at Shanks in shock and see him sending daggers to Lucky Roux .
" Shit .. sorry , Captain " Lucky Roux says nervously , rubbing the back of his neck .
" We can't stay here forever ,Luffy " Shanks says to Luffy and looks at you . You notice the slight sadness in his eyes . You turn your back to them and put the glasses in place . You feel heavy and sad all of a sudden . He's leaving ?? What does he mean he can't stay forever ??? He- Oh right , like you said , he's a pirate . He still has the whole world to explore . Oh no , you have to stop thinking or you're going to cry .
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It's around 11 pm when you lock the bar's door . After finding out Shanks is going to leave , the rest of the day didn't went well . Shanks was following you everywhere like a lost puppy trying to get your attention and you were acting like somebody just sat on your head . Almost every customers were asking if you're alright .You rubbed your hands on you face roughly . Suddenly a shadow appears in front of you and you scream .
" AHH- !!! "
" Hey sweetheart , it's just me " Shanks chuckles and gets closer to you as you start to walk away .
" Hey .. what's wrong ? " He follows and hold your hand from behind . His voice was surprisingly calm . You stop walking and look up at him . It's dark near the bar and no one is there , you can't see his face clearly but with the help of moonlight, you see a hint of sadness in his eyes .
" When are you leaving ? "He doesn't answer you immediately . He takes a moment and breath deeply .
" Next week " .You look down and grab his hands . Your eyes are watering before you even realize .
"Why are you crying , sweetheart ? "
He grabs your face gently and wipes your tears off . You feel the roughness of his hands on your cheeks .
" Please , don't cry " He whispers and kisses your forehead , his forehead touching yours .
" I like you , Shanks " You speak softly, staring into his eyes . His eyes wide with surprise . He holds his breath .
" Really ? "
" Yeah .. I've been for a while . I should have said sooner . Now it's too late I- I'm sorry " You hold him tightly and put your head on his chest . His hand brush the hair around your neck as he hugs you back . You two hug each other for minutes . Then He lifts your chin up , making you look up at him .
" Sweetheart , you have no idea how happy I am "
Shanks kisses you like you're a delicate little thing . You stand on tiptoe to kiss him back . It was supposed to be just a simple innocent kiss . But he doesn't stop kissing you and holds you firmly against him , the kiss turn passionate . He hesitantly pulls away from the kiss and rests his forehead against yours .
" Come with me " You hold his one arm as you start to walk back home .
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The walk home was quite but the tension was thick that you could hear your own breathing . Your house is small and nothing special but interior decoration is cozy and pleasant . You have a large bookshelf which is full of books , small coffee table , a single bed that has a lot of pillows , small kitchen with a window causing the moonlight to enter the house . Shanks looks around you house , smiling and touching stuff like your books and coffee cups .
" It's nothing special " You says as you put your coat on the chair .
" No , darling . I feel like I'm going to cry now . This house is too comforting "
You snort at his dramatic comment . You feel nervous all of a sudden . Shanks , The man you like is literally in your house , so what now ? Do you have to make a move ? Tell him to come and kiss you ?
" Do you want to drink something ? " He turns around and walks slowly towards you . The smug smile on his face makes you nervous but also makes you want to punch him . This man . Why is he walking so slow !?? You don't even know if he's actually walking slow or you're just impatient .
" Actually , I'm going back to the ship " You stare dumbly at him . What ?
" I'm just joking , darling . I actually want to kiss you again if you don't mind " Before you notice , his face is close to yours . He stares into your eyes , waiting for your answer and seems to holding himself back . You wrap both of your hands around his neck and kiss him , he immediately grabs your waist and kisses you back . The kiss is messy but also sweet and loving . You clutch his shoulder when his tongue enters your mouth , you part your lips more to give him access . Shanks is kissing you like he's intoxicated with your lips . You try to pull away in need of oxygen but he grips the back of your head , your fingers go through his red hair , his strawhat drop onto the floor .
" Shanks " You're breathing heavily so your voice was tiny . Your lips are almost swollen . His hands goes behind your back and lay his fingers on the zip of your dress .
" May I ? " He asks for your permission , looking at you with adoration .
" Yes " You cup his cheeks and kiss him again , slowly and deeply . Your hands drop his coat and unbutton his shirt as he pull down your dress .
" Such a smooth skin " He mummers , kissing the corner of your lips . You sigh softly and close your eyes . " So beautiful " He kiss your nose . " The most beautiful girl I've ever seen " He pecks your lips one more time before tracing his lips on your jaw , his fingers running up and down on your neck .
" Can you strip as well ? " You asked him quietly .He sucks your neck and whispers into your ear . "Let me take you to bed " . He carries you in bridal style as you both stare into each other eyes . He set you on the bed and stands back , pulling his shirt off .
Fuck .. You want to trace your fingers on his abs , shoulder and arms but you hold yourself back . He kneels between your legs , hands griping your wrists on the side of your face . He looks like he's going feral .
You feel your body shaking , heart beat getting faster and faster as he buries his face between your neck and kiss your cheek softly .
" Let me make you feel good , sweetheart . I'll make sure you never forget this night "
You moan softly and close your eyes , enjoying the way he pressed kisses down your torso , caressing every roll and curve of your body .
This is going to be such a long night.....
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You wake up to the feel of fingers on your skin . You slowly open your eyes , feeling the way fingers tracing gently on your skin . You roll over to see Shanks smiling at you , he's laying on his side as well , his lower body is cover by a thin white blanket .
You make a tried sleppy sound mixed with happiness , looking at him sheepishly .
" Good morning , princess " He comes closer to your face and whispers , lips almost touching yours . You grab the back of his neck and peck his lips as he grins , fingers touching your cheeks delicately .
" Did you sleep well ? " You ask as your hand runs up and down across his strong and broad back .
" I was busy admiring your delicious body , sweetheart " He teases . You slap his shoulder lightly as he laughs .
" I slept really well princess , I haven't sleep this good for a long time " He says as he nuzzles his face in your neck , licking on the marks he gave you last night .
" I don't want this to end but I really need to pee now , Shanks " You groan and let out a sigh but Shanks just keeps kissing and licking your neck .
" Shanks ! "
" Okay Okay " He giggles and let go of you .
" Want me to carry you , sweetheart ? " He teases again . " No , thanks " You roll your eyes as you get out of the bed .
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You , Shanks and Luffy , the three of you sit on a wooden bench , Shanks is showing Luffy a map , the kid points all over the map and asking Shanks questions. You laugh while looking at them , you feel warm , comfortable and happy . People who pass by might think that the three of you are family . The thought of it makes you squeal with delight . But you know it could never happen . You like Shanks. No , you love him . You love him so much .
You look down , suddenly wanting to cry while playing with the flower Shanks gave you .
" Sweetheart ? " Shanks calls you softly as he brushes his thumb on your cheek . You smile at him and kiss his palm .
" Shanks ! What's the name of this island ?! " Luffy asks excitedly causing Shanks to roll his eyes .
" Just a second " He mummers and turns towards Luffy to answer his question .
After like two minutes , Shanks is getting tired of Luffy interrupting you and him . So he comes up with an idea .
" WHAT IS THAT ?!?!! " Shanks shouts and point at the sky . Luffy startle and looks at Shanks , then abruptly looks up the sky , squinting his eyes .
You giggle , Shanks scoop closer to you and kiss your cheek and then your lips .
" THERE'S NOTHING, SHANKS ! WHAT WAS THAT ?! " Luffy shakes Shanks arms , trying to get an answer from the red hair man . Shanks laughs loudly and hugs the little guy tightly .
" Shanks , I can't breath ! "
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" Shanks .. I still have to work " You gasp when he locks his lips around your neck . You are against the wall , his hands either side of your head . You moan almost loudly when he grinds against you as you place your hand on your mouth . You try to push him but he makes you feel so weak . Your knees almost drooping onto the ground , Shanks presses his body against yours , holding you tightly like he can't get enough of you .
" Fuck .. baby " He moans into your ears , you grip his red hair .
" Shanks, please stop . I have works to do " You beg him sweetly and finally , he stops . You punch his shoulder .
" Ouch . What was that for , sweetheart ? " He cried out and dramatically pust his head on your chest . You giggle and pat his back .
" I love you , Shanks "
" I love you more "
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" I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES !!! "
You hear Luffy shouts at the Red hair pirates . You smile through your tears , he always tell you that . You are hiding behind the small cabin , avoiding Shanks at all cost . You sniff , wiping away the hot tears but they keep falling down . You cry your eyes out for almost half an hour , you don't want to see Shanks face or else you're going to beg him not to leave you . You cover your mouth , hoping no one would hear you cry as sit on the ground , hugging your knees to your chest .
" Sweetheart ? " Your heart drops when you hear Shanks soft voice . You stand up quickly and look down .
" Look at me baby " he breathe . His hand cup your cheeks . You look up , his nose touching yours .
" I love you so much , you know that ? " He gazes deeply into your eyes . His face become blurry as tears starting to flow down on your cheeks again . He hold you tightly , kissing your head again and again and again , mummering apologies .
" Don't leave me , Shanks "
" I'm sorry , sweetheart .. I'm so fucking sorry " He kisses your forehead .
" Please .. " You beg and grip his black coat tightly .
" I can't .. I'm sorry baby but I can't " He grabs your face gently and kisses your lips . You wanted to pull away and slap him for making you fall for him . But you didn't . You want to be his good girl . You want him to love you and always remember you . You want to make this last moment as loving as possible .
" I will come back for you , only for you , sweetheart " He attacks your face with kisses as you giggle through your tears .
" Promise ? " You asked quietly as he wipes your tears away .
" I'm promise " He kisses you again , wrapping your arms around his neck .
" I love you , Shanks "
" I love you too , sweetheart . More than anything "
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You take out the letter from the drawer as you sit on your bed . You look around nervously , still can't believe that he sent you a letter after years .
I hope you're doing well , sweetheart . I know you hate me after what I did to you . You can hate me all you like and I will still love you from the bottom of my heart . How's Luffy doing ? I bet he's practicing to become a great pirate huh ? Haha .. I miss that kid .
But I miss you more . I miss you everyday . I want to see your cute face again , I missing kissing you and touching you , sweetheart . I will come back for you but I don't want to keep you waiting so it's best for you to live your life and forget about this mean bastard . I hope you still know how much I love you.
Akagami
You crumple the letter in your fist and throw it under the ground . A tear roll down your cheek as you wipe it away hastily .
" mamamama ~ "
You look down at your son , he was playing with toys and giggling minutes ago . But as soon as he saw you cry , his face becomes red , almost as red as his baby hair as he becomes to cry . His chubby hands flying in your direction and doing the grabbing motion for you to take him .
You sit down on the ground and pull him on your lap ." no , no , no .. don't cry baby " You coo and peck his forehead .
" It's going to be alright . Mama's here for you "
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