listen. none of you know my father but the funniest interaction with him I've had recently is the time when I was watching a smosh reddit video and he walked in, watched it for a second, and asked me where he knew Shayne from.
Now, this is the man who raised me, and I was born in 2004, so in my mind I was thinking, oh, what if it's from the disney channel? But I went with a far more recent example- the Try Guys tntl video. He said no, because this man never pays attention to anything I show him, so I, laughing, said, "He was on So Random!" And this man. this six-foot, former marine, went, entirely deadpan, "Oh yeah, with Demi Lovato. That's him."
again, none of you know my father, but imagine a six-foot tall, bald, former marine, father to two afab children who are now both over 18, pulling the memory of the disney channel show So Random! from the depths of his brain, and only recognizing Shayne Topp from that. Girl Dad Energy™️
(Pepa is on the stool with water in her mouth. She answers the phone; it's Bruno)
Bruno: Can you put it on speaker?
Pepa: Mmm-hmm.
Bruno: You have it on speaker?
Pepa: Mmm-hmm.
Bruno: Okay. Uhm. Uh. Guess what?
(Pepa looks the other way and sees Bruno on the other side of the living room with his phone and the prop telephone. She spits out her water laughing.)
Pepa: (Still laughing) Te odio!
Bruno: I didn't even get to say it! (Comes to the middle of the living room) You're my favorite pizza place!