🌙 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 ( a collection of unhinged and relatable things said on discord. feel free to change wording as needed! do not add to the list. )

❛  you know bullying is my love language and you’re still here so… ❜ ❛  i mean... who am i to say no to that. ❜ ❛  hey, some might be into that. i won’t judge. much. ❜ ❛  we can both be dumb but pretty. ❜ ❛  because you wanna know why? fictional men can't disappoint me like real life men can. ❜ ❛ i need someone that’d end the world for me.  ❜ ❛ can’t be sad with dick / pussy. or nice tits.  ❜ ❛  thinking of how they're all old in this movie like wow i love dilfs and milfs. ❜ ❛  he fucking is like a ROACH, CAN'T EVER GET RID OF HIM. ❜ ❛  [name] do not encourage their antics, I BEG OF YOU. ❜ ❛  don't bully me, i'll cry. ❜ ❛  [name]..... why are you such a people pleaser. ❜ ❛  i am an indecisive bitch okay. ❜ ❛  don't squish his TUMMY! ❜ ❛  fair enough but what did you do dumb bitch? ❜ ❛ i have a flyswatter, i will smack him.  ❜ ❛  oh god yeah, add that motherfucker as well... the hate list grows. ❜ ❛  he gets no peace in any universe. ❜ ❛  if they get hurt, they get hurt. ❜ ❛  no love… there is no love in this house. ❜ ❛  truly, the braincells are not in my head. ❜ ❛ i wanna grab his waist. ❜ ❛  they just… need to fuck the anger out. ❜ ❛  could be worse but i'm judging. ❜ ❛ yes, oil me up baby.  ❜ ❛  don't you shush me. ❜ ❛  how dare you make me NOT distracted. ❜ ❛  i'm sure you've seen each other naked before, this is nothing new. ❜ ❛  suffer. ❜ ❛  i ... fucking THIEF. ❜ ❛  old men are just superior. ❜ ❛  sometimes people just deserve to be stabbed. ❜ ❛  bisexuals don't sit normally. ❜ ❛  i never said i was smart. ❜ ❛  what am i to say about this? want me to kiss your booboos better? ❜ ❛  JOKES ON YOU, I ACTUALLY DO, AHAHAHAHA. ❜ ❛  we both know you have a mask kink. ❜ ❛  kick him six feet under. ❜ ❛  to be fair i only killed those at the gate. ❜ ❛  well sooooorry, can't all be goody-two-shoes like [name]. ❜ ❛  i'm gonna murder you. ❜ ❛  it's because you're OLD. ❜ ❛  we're just ... too nice for our own good. ❜ ❛  and then you got sweaty [name] out here going batshit crazy and killing a whole building of people. ❜ ❛  we are in fact too dumb and yet here we are. ❜ ❛  actually i'm a liar, i'd let a lot of men get it. ❜ ❛  oOP NOT ME SEEING ANOTHER VIDEO/PICTURE AND I THINK HE'S FINGERING HER. ❜ ❛  he's adorable when he isn't being a gremlin and trying to randomly bite me. ❜ ❛  it’s in my contract of existing to bully everyone. ❜ ❛  well clearly you enjoy it since you’re still here. ❜ ❛  feeling a little called out? ❜ ❛  anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. ❜

Quotes from my Discord server, part 2.

Part 1 here! 🔞 Contains mention of NSFW topics. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

❝I'm like a force of nature. In the sense that no one wants me to happen, but I happen anyways.❞ ❝I exist in spite of everyone.❞ ❝I put the anus in heinous❞ ❝Don't ever feel bad about breaking up couples.❞ ❝she lived she served cunt then she died❞ ❝You're a liar, a cheater, a scammer, and a slut.❞ ❝Hemorrhoid cream is the chapstick of the butthole.❞ ❝No one adopted him yesterday, but we're hoping today.❞ // ❝How could they not?❞ // ❝Well the problem is.. his brother.. he look like Garfield.❞ ❝I have the same answers for Ghosts, God, and Santa: what do your parents say?❞ // ❝Ah yes, the three G's.❞ ❝I'm so sorry for giving you a prostate orgasm.❞ ❝You bang my ass, I bang your mom.❞ ❝Oh, Prednisone?❞ // ❝That's the bitch from Scooby-Doo.❞ ❝If only the Donner party knew about this.❞ ❝I shitted my pants❞ ( pensively ) ❝What is piss...?❞ ❝It's Nart or nothing.❞ ❝Can you imagine ERPing with the french? It's like honhonhonhonhon❞ ❝he's built like winnie the pooh❞ ❝Bring back the gay old people.❞ ❝my whole ass, dick, titty, and pussy is in it❞ ❝I'm so angry I can shit myself.❞ ❝I'm a rehabilitated addict.❞ // ❝Don't you mean re-addicted addict?❞ // ❝Relapsed. actually prolapsed.❞ ❝PLEASE let me put an egg in you!❞ ❝____ said you can't shit, come back.❞ // ❝Yeah that's right, put some FlexTape on that ass!❞ ❝Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy, is that song about cum?❞ ❝Ahhh, my ADHD brain...❞ // ❝You got 80 of them bitches?❞ ❝Jesus was a power bottom.❞ ❝Doug Dimmadome would absolutely serve us Doug Dimmadump.❞

honestly i think if someone came up to me & asked me “whats your one quick trick for being happy in life” i’d tell them to become a fan of garfield

because when there’s something you like or something your a fan of & you see it going about your day to day life it instantly makes your day so much better you know?? if you lovveeeee snails & u see a snail ur day will be amazing even if some parts of it where shit because you saw a snail

& if you see garfield in your day to day life ur life will be so much better because ur seeing something you love you know? & seeing something you love makes you happy. & i think the real magic of garfield is how he is *everywhere,* but only if your looking for him. hes just prevalent enough that hes around every corner but hes not spilling out the edges in a way that gets on ur nerves like some other mainstream things. like its actually really really easy to find garfield in ur day to day life- show’s constantly reference him, hes a household name, he’s stuck to the inside of car windows. hes easy as hell to find if you look & when you find him your gonna be happy

hes also just really easy to love. hes stupid & mean but he’s relatable, its easy to project a part of yourself you may not like without feeling any shame. everyone is a little slothful & everyone hates mondays, but you cant get mad at garfield for that because he’s a blameless cat whos just doing what cats do. hes flawed so no one looks at him & feels an expectation to be more like him, no one looks at garfield & feels guilt because they arent following in his footsteps, but no one looks at garfield & feels shame because they relate to him too much. if you relate to garfield, you get a good chuckle. if you dont relate to garfield, you dont exist.

so yeah basically being a fan of garfield gives you a basically infinite source of joy bc even if you aren’t actively directly consuming the insane amount of content he has you still get dopamine boosts from having him in ur surroundings plus garfield is a blameless & relatable character that’s difficult to dislike but he still feels (& is!) human & real & solid so i think hes pretty great & he definitely makes me happy

i want toxic relationships. they’re always fighting, they’re always at each others throats, always trying to make each other jealous, too possessive, too controlling, crazy in love. bonus points if one’s toxic and the other just goes along with it cus they’re hopelessly devoted. 

pov; a 6' 9'' mess of angry spider is clawing his way up the side of a building. what do you do?

i’ll just leave these here ig

i'll reblog this in the morning too but

like this post for me to throw something at you, starter or whatever, or hit you up via message to do SOMETHING cuz i wanna WRITE

bonus points if you reply for what muse(s) and MUTUALS ONLY PLS ty

💜 for a short starter?

if you are a multi-muse account, please specify.

your muse finds themselves underneath a mistletoe with patrick bateman ... who wants a starter like this?

in the mood for some city!girl x cowboy!Elvis who have a past together because the girl is from the same town but she left that life behind her and now they lowkey hate each other but can't stay away from each other-plot. let's work out the details together!

21+, Discord only.

Please ONLY interact with this post or send me a message if you're serious about writing and an active roleplayer. Thanksss. 🤍

Quotes from my Discord server, part 1

Part 2 here! 🔞 Contains mention of NSFW topics. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

❝ mix the pussy, call that whipped cream ❞ ❝ It's like hand feeding cherries to a very special boy. ❞ ❝ Give a nun a reason to clutch her rosary when you walk by. ❞ ❝ How do lava lamps be lookin'? ❞ // ❝ TASTY ❞ ❝ Every time you beat your meat, feel the shame of the pope. ❞ ❝ It's kind of like if a porcupine was worse. ❞ ❝ ___ please this is American culture ❞ // ❝ this is just SHIT. ❞ // ❝ exactly ❞ ❝ bruh i joijed but i was too runk tossory ❞ ❝ Shrek is a communist. ❞ ❝ Alexa, PULL THE TRIGGER ❞ ❝ Plato (as in the philosopher) has bottom energy ❞ ❝ King Kong is a twink. ❞ ❝ I'm really high, holy fuck. Nice frogs. ❞ ❝ This in no way reflects my views. I think boys of any class deserve pussy. ❞ ❝ do you like him more with or without the mustache? ❞ // ❝ With. He looks more Italian ❞ ❝ I'm going to smoke a weed over this. ❞ ❝ Do you thank yourself after sucking your own dick? ❞ // ❝ No, I don't talk with my mouth full. ❞ ❝ thats just how the pussy crumbles ❞ ❝ ___ is Finnish, right? ❞ // ❝ No, he's gay. ❞ ❝ Ok I need to write about this lesbian. ❞ ❝ Please tell me in vivid detail what you'd like me to admire. ❞ // ❝ MY DICK ❞ ❝ In my town, the church is right next to a playground. ❞ // ❝ YOOO, the church is spawn camping?? ❞ ❝ When you don't see bitches, it's sad ❞ ❝ Does anyone know how to throat sing? ❞ ( starts throat singing perfectly ) ❝ HAHA let's watch this twink get fuckin obliterated ❞ ❝ Sir, the only balls I fondle are on the court. ❞ ❝ I'm back and I have a penis. ❞ ❝ shut up virgin i'll have fun during the gangbang ❞ ❝ R.I.P. to your pussy but I’m different. ❞ ❝ I have to write a paper about why spanking is bad... for children. ❞ ( everyone about to disagree before they clarify "for children" )

☆ Hiiiii. I'm trying to brush up on my writing after being out of the game for a while. I'm 21+, and require my partners to be the same. Especially as I tend to dabble into sexual themes. But if expressed, we don't have to write nsfw! I prefer my partners to be on semi-regularly, and reply at least once a week as I hold myself to the same standard. ☆

I’m semi-literate and use discord exclusively. I can go above the 2000 word limit sometimes but I can also adjust to my partners writing and do quick fire. I write in third person only. I’ve been craving to write dark(er) themes and just generally craving to obsess over characters again. I’m happy to double up and we can discuss more pairings further. I’m not that fussy. I am not ghost friendly so if you’re the type to ghost please do not interact however I understand life gets busy, I will always let you know if I'm busy/can’t respond so please do the same.

I'm craving Thomas Shelby to be paired with my sunshine female OC, I have a storyline in mind, but I'm open to every and anything when it comes to his character.

Also craving some Oppie!Cillian storylines. I have a few female oc's that I could see him paired with, as well as my sunshine female oc. Like this and I'll reach out to you :)

Looking for some discord rpers ❤️ I write between fluff and smut, and I'm open to all plots! Hit the heart if you'd like to plot.

who: open ( @chqstarter​​ )

what: sherri’s failing at a task while with/near your muse. all interpretations open!

where: throwing axes, roller skating, darts at a bar, playing pool, pottery class, bowling, trivia night, riding scooters around the city, hiking, rock climbing, improv class, baking disasters, crafting, arcade games, art class, speed dating, caught in a rainstorm, thrifting, karaoke night, taste testing, etc. go wild!

Sherri huffed in annoyance, turning to the person near her. “Okay. This is fucked.”

formal apology post for disappearing & lurking most of the time as for the last weeks — life has gotten chaotic and unforgiving at times, so i'm trying my best to perservere and use my energy only for things that make me feel content to be alive. i am focusing on my uni work and life obligations at the moment, but i'm still around to write and will possibly pick up activity in a few weeks, when my exams are done. ♥

i appreciate the patience with me and i'm wishing everyone a good february!