what kind of person would i be to NOT offer this video to the impulse simps

this is from over 10 years ago but sTILL

HAPPY DILFPULSE SATURDAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

@simplydm 🙏

I forgot the word dilf isn’t specifically about impulse..

HAPPY DILFPULSE SKIZZ ON HERMITCRAFT SAYURDAY!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know dilfpulse Saturday was a thing until today thank you for your service o7

LMAO you’re welcome, I can’t believe I’m the one doing this but it’s my duty as an impulse enjoyer I think o7

my favourite thing about the mcyt community is that ill see discourse about whether its ok to call conventionally attractive famous singer wilbur soot hot, and then a day later ill see a post thats like ''happy dilfpulse thursday everyone! remember to leave out milk and cookies for the arizonan dads and their pierced nipples'' . no inbetweens.

Hey guys!

I've noticed this trend within the fandom where fanartists tend to give characters somewhat.. unrealistic bodies for what they do in canon. I'm not trying to shame anyone for anything, since I've fallen down this trap too (hence the redesigns) but I thought it would be nice to make a little bit of a tutorial on how these things should be handled!

Grian, for example, should not be a twink!!! This is a MAN a GROWN MAN so drawing him like he's 14 years old is... a little bit weird, ngl? Grian spends a lot of his time hauling heavy blocks like cobblestone around and working on huge build projects, so he should be buff! Remember, twink grians will not withstand the weight of their inventories and die of undernourishment. Is that what you want for your grian? :C

As for Impulse, enough of the sexualisation!!!! I don't care if you think "dilfpulse" sounds funny, he is a real person with feelings and what a lot of you guys are doing is pretty much sexual harrassment. Plus, despite everyone agreeing that characters are separate from CCs, he is always drawn more like his irl self than the other hermits. It's almost like people are freaks and basing their Impulse designs off of CC!Impulse's hotness than what he would realistically have to do in the Hermitcraft world :/

Please think before you draw, your pixels have real moral consequences and the future of the fandom depends on the annihilation of twink grian.

Happy April 1st.

Everyday I wake up afraid that the Hermits know about Dilfpulse Saturday and today I am one step closer

WAITNO

DILFPULSE SKIZZ ON HERMITCRAFT SATURDAY

OMG REALL

ANNOUNCEMENT ON HOMIE HUG FRIDAY

SKIZZ JOIN ON DILFPULSE SATURDAY

DILFPULSE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REALLLLLL!!!

Okay dilfpulse saturday whatever but what about skizzlemilf monday?

Im half asleep but thought of a funny but don't have energy to edit cause I just woke up but basically: Me when Chris bucket-of-amethyst and El Eluminium are in my notes

ah.. well...... u see idk how tp i explain this-- so i made a helpful video :]

@eluminium @zedif-y

dilfpulse

HARLEY PLEASE . MY DASHBOARD

DILFPULSE SKIZZ SATUrday PENIS EXPLOSION

I forgot about the stream where someone told impulse that they had his stream on the hospital tv and the nurses thought he was cute lmao

in honor of dilfpulse saturday im having a lot of impulse feelings he’s just that guy (affectionate) and more than ever im wracked with guilt for making him a villain in the zombie au