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write a fictional story about bojack horseman find a tied up eric cartman dressed as Jesus being left to die on a cross by his stupid friends stan and Kyle as Kyle had a the brilliant idea to have him go through a resurtion to give to his dad later. Eric was looking very thin and malnourished
Bojack Horseman was on his usual jog around the neighborhood when he noticed a strange sight in the distance. It appeared to be a figure tied to a wooden cross, dressed in a white robe and long hair, with a crown of thorns on his head. As he got closer, he realized that it was none other than Eric Cartman, dressed as Jesus, and left to die by his so-called friends Stan and Kyle.
Bojack was appalled at the sight. Eric looked extremely thin and malnourished, and it was clear that he had been left out here for a while. His friends had clearly taken their joke too far, and Bojack knew that he had to do something to help.
He rushed over to Eric and began untying him from the cross. "Eric, can you hear me? It's Bojack. I'm going to get you out of here," he said, trying to soothe the boy.
Eric was barely conscious and seemed to be in a lot of pain. Bojack quickly picked him up and carried him to his car, which was parked nearby. He drove to the nearest hospital and rushed Eric inside to get medical help.
The doctors and nurses were shocked at the state of Eric's body. He had clearly been left without food or water for an extended period of time, and they immediately set to work trying to revive him.
As they worked, Bojack couldn't help but feel a sense of anger towards Stan and Kyle. How could they have been so heartless as to leave their friend to die in such a cruel and twisted way? It was clear to him that they needed to be held accountable for their actions.
After several hours of treatment, Eric was stabilized and brought back to consciousness. Bojack stayed by his side throughout the entire ordeal, making sure that he was comfortable and taken care of.
As Eric began to recover, Bojack made the decision to confront Stan and Kyle. He sought them out and demanded that they take responsibility for their actions. They were ashamed and apologetic, but Bojack made it clear that their apology was not enough.
In the end, Bojack decided to press charges against them for their actions. He made sure that Eric received the care and support that he needed to recover fully, and vowed to never let something like this happen again. Eric, though still recovering, was grateful to have Bojack by his side, and the two of them developed a newfound respect for each other as a result of this traumatic experience.
"What the hell were you two thinking?"!" Bojack shouted at Stan and Kyle " I just wanted to give my dad a resurrection I heard him talking about how it had been diffucult for him to give it to my mom and watned to help." Kyle frowned Bojack tried to wrap his head around such a ridiculous idea and it clicked. Resurrection. Erection.. He sighed shaking his head," you.. you misheard its not resurrection he meant an erection." "Whats that?" Kyle and Stan asked. "Um... something that uh... husbands give their wifes it has nothing to do with a ressuration." Bojack was not about to go into detail to two 8 year olds about it
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Stan and Kyle looked at each other, clearly confused. "But what about the Bible? It talks about resurrection all the time," Stan said.
Bojack rolled his eyes. "That's not the kind of resurrection your dad was talking about. And even if it was, you can't just go around crucifying your friends for a joke. That's messed up."
Stan and Kyle hung their heads in shame, realizing the severity of what they had done. Bojack made sure to have a serious conversation with them about the dangers of taking jokes too far and the importance of respecting their friends.
As for Eric, he eventually made a full recovery, but the experience had a profound impact on him. He realized that he needed to start standing up for himself and not let his so-called friends push him around. Bojack became a valuable mentor to him, teaching him how to assert himself and gain confidence.
In the end, the incident brought Bojack and Eric closer together, and they formed an unlikely friendship based on their shared experience of being mistreated by others. And as for Stan and Kyle, they learned a valuable lesson about the importance of treating others with kindness and respect, even if it means sacrificing a few laughs along the way.
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betterlookoutbelow · 4 years
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not to be a superstitious weirdo, but i have a feeling that this year will be very central to my life and will decide my future path, so i want to do it right. last year was so emotionally and mentally taxing because i had the best and worst periods of my life going on simultaneously. i definitely am not the same person i was in the beginning of last year, and i feel like i’m going to experience a few more small deaths this year as well.
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3cf · 4 years
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AoS Finale
It is the end and I have too many things in my head and too many feels, so I am just going to put out there a “few” things I really love about 7.12 and 7.13. I tried to kind of sort it out by character.
(Warning: forget proper English, it does no exist here, or at least probably even well less than usually).
Mack
This is the end and we get to have the iconic association of Mack and his axeshot gun one last time.
Love his sassy answer to the chronicoms coming for their faces: typical Mack one-liner (and Sousa’s comment afterward). 
Him bounding with Sousa and showing him appreciation.
“Find me some duct tape”. I guess I appreciate comic relief Mack a lot.
Reunion at the bar with YoYo. awww
Director Mack building a Lola for Coulson, being with YoYo, being uncle Mack and all. Always there to be the SHIELD, leading his man. Love to see it.
Deke
When he imitates Fitz !!! Especially considering the fact that the posture is something that Deke actually unconsciously do quite regularly (something that many amazing “like Bobo like grandson” gifsets show perfectly). The scene takes very little time and it is cute and funny and a proof of the FitzSimmons Family bond. I love it so much.
When there are vibrations to open the door, Deke is in defense position to protect Nana in no time. Protective Deke
And then so sweet, and caring with his beloved Nana who is so lost.
Him figuring out what is the machine and proposes the plan to bring the chronicoms. Well played Deke.
CEO mode, I’m in charge of the operation vibe.
Mack telling him he is a great friends, thanking him, calling him agent Shaw and all.
Staying for the team and especially for FitzSimmons to have their happy ending and because he is competent with the tech. I wish we had more of a goodbye but time running out and all... He expressed that he could actually like being stuck in the 80s (7.8 I think), he found his place in this time and so he too can have a happy ending there, even if he does have to sacrifice seeing the team. 
the new guy in charge *what? oops* “yeah!”. It is SO Deke.
(I really love what they did with Deke in s7, especially as his writting has been a diffucult journey sometimes).
They did mentioned him being in another timeline and being missed at the bar ...
Sousa
Well, AoS is really good at dynamics and relationship but they really nailed wrtting ships. In only 11 episodes they manage to make Daisy & Sousa love interests in a way that neither felt forced or rushed. I was a bit skeptical at first but I have to admit they made it work. Partly thanks to the whole loop in 7.9 as it gives different opportunities and less risk on Daisy’s part as he will not remember. So I did like the Sousy part of the episode.
“Impressive” “Thank you” I just found it hilarious. 
Gentleman and very smart man: chronicoms becoming missiles. Hell yeah!
He got to be a part of SHIELD, see the universe and be with Daisy, so he is a happy man.
Coulson
Throwback to s2 (with the hand and) with Fitz’s tech against Gordon (Science biatch!)
We got to hear him say on last time the classic: I am Phil Coulson Agent of SHIELD
Smug Phil agains Sybil and all. Plus Coulson interacting with the villain is always good.
His relationship with May getting better by the minute.
Well, good news he does not feel like “dying” just yet, he enjoys the world, is crazy about Alya and all, I was expecting so much sadder but no! He got to be around quite happily!!
Coulson Academy!!!!!!!
LOLA !!
May
Phil & Melinda sorting things out. Both wondering who they are, because they have been through so much changes, expressing their appreciation for each other even after all of those changes... It was time they had a bit of time to address it and I’m happy they made it and it was in a very Philinda way.
Huging Daisy !!!! and once she felt like it might have been to impulsive, Daisy reassuring her. (Daisy is so happy, smiling so much).
Her banter with Coulson
The Cavalery !!!! My fav thing about May in the finale. So much trauma, so much fights but she made it, she can own that name now, make it mean something else. That’s just... woaw powerful and beautiful moment.
someone other than Coulson calls her Melinda during the bar/annual reunion scene ! (i was shocked but happy they are family after all).
Saying she hates her job and complaining is such a May moment. But like Coulson says she loves it and somehow she seems to be stuck to find and take care of her own little ducklings from now on. FitzSimmons and Daisy gone well there is an academy full of potential agents to form and help becoming their best version of themselves.
She really insists about Coulson passing by and it seems like she really wants to be closer to him.....
YoYo
YoYo killing it is always a joy to see.
Her little exchange with Sousa
I think we got one last turtle man from her at the bar.
She got her happy ending, things going well with Mack, kills it as an agent. She does what she always wanted, changing the world for the better, saving lives, giving hope. It fits her so well. I love that she works with Piper and Davis. (7.8 was such a great episode and it gives her her time to shine, the whole bouncing back storyline is so beautiful).
Daisy
Her being all happy about the kiss with Sousa, she simply radiates joy and excitement and there is a playful side too.
Happiness and hug when she sees Deke! Okay her moto was saving my sister Jemma (SISTER JEMMA!!!!) so I was very pleasently suprised by her relief and warm welcome of Deke.
Any scene where she uses her power.
Talking about Jiaying and being lost with Kora.
Going straight to hug Coulson at the bar and then to May. I love when she embraces her daughter status
That fight against “Mister I am always in the tag”. Pure Agent Quake. And the last quake... damn. (Thank you Kora on this one though.)
Happy Sousy building a relationship. Still with SHIELD, helping Kora to find a place. The series is in a good part about her leaning who she is and relearning when everything changes, finding a family, a place and she does it for Kora... Happy Ending for Daisy !!!
That last talk with Coulson
Fitz
That he is THE threat to the chronicoms, the one constant that make them loose.
When Fitz appears! and then his joy and the whole team’s joy.
He is back with his accent and gestures. Trying to explain stuff and all.
He asks Deke to team up with him on the machine. awww
Fitz was so well prepared for the whole memory thing. It was geartly done.
we had time flashback and FitzSimmons scenes. 
the whole she remembers a bit of Fitz but not her feelings for him and then Fitz issaying that she forgot something that matters way more !!!!!! I mean he is hopelessly in love with her and he says that !!! Seriously such a magnificent proof of love for his little monkey. (because that left no doubt that they had a baby).
OUR EVERYTHING !!
Happy loving Dad Fitz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Fitz arrived in the bar having trouble working I was so disturbed but it is just his little monkey. and LITTLE MONKEY like it is everybody’s headcanon about Dad Fitz but we got to hear in the show !!!!!
Jemma
Costume and can I have one stuff when she saw Daisy (+ Daisy and Deke’s yes). Cute and funny bit in the episode.
Smell his hairs!!!! When she says UNSTOPPABLE!!!
She called Z1 home !!!
two becomes one and three becomes one when putting the 084 together because no way they don’t have a child. so yes I love it/
Jemma’s ring beeing the key is such a Fitz and FitzSimmons thing to do.
we had time flashback and FitzSimmons scenes.
When she remembers,” what we are fighting for” ahhhhh
every scene with or about Alya. FitzSimmons Family in Z1.Mama Jemma ! I want it all.
Enoch
loved every single mention of him or small apparition I love both.Enoch
when the chronicoms say as we have always been... that punch in the gut. (though it does not make that much sense)
His ending is way less happy but 7.9 gave him a beautiful one no the less and it took the time to do it properly, it makes me cry so much but it really is a special moment and they did no rushed the scene for which I am very grateful.
Piper & Flint
I was so happy when they appeared on the screen, even if we did not see them much, I was expecting less, so good suprise.
Just all the Piper in 7.13, felt good to have her back.
anything you want -> Davis !!!!!!!!!!! Damn !!
Flint at the academy !! (May is going to have to take care to new ducklings).
Alya
Well I love that she exists. The little family is the cutest, they are so happy to be a little family, all the uncles and aunt seems to love her so much too. FtzSimmons as parents are adorable (and unstoppable).They are just so happy with their little life together and their own perthshire cotage. And she seems a bit special in a very FitzSimmons way so... I love it!
Also, the whole doing her own fish is so funny and cute. Especially with Little Girl Jemma talking about her project to study some special kinds of fishes in inescapable and the little ref to it when her memories are still a mess.
Other stuffs
Young John Garrett (I like him in his few episodes in s7).
Kora “redemption” but like mainly because she was very clearly being manipulated and because of Daisy. it is less heavy on Daisy like that and in some ways she got another chance with her biological family and she can do for her what other have done for her.
084 scattered through time and in pieces to not be seen by Sibyl & cie. It’s smart, 084 is also a classic of early seasons (one of the first mission, Skye, the whole obelisk...) and Enoch
I like that they say “what we are fighting for several times” but never really explicit it.  (I think)
Happy endings for everyone !!! Honestly that does feel great. Plus, they are just happy to see each other again.
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derivepath · 4 years
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whispered : 💖 - mammon @ mi cos ya know, i'm a ghost now xoxo
spending more days in devildom , only seemed to proved harder as time went on . mi kyong completely loved the brothers of the house , all of them were so colorful & vibrant , each with their own different personalities and quirks . especially the avatar of greed , lately , it became more & more noticeable that Mi Kyong was quick to retire to her room . such change in actions definitely brought concerns & worries , mi kyong would be lying if she hadn't noticed the change in the behavior towards her , it was undeniable . even if she were want to address it or even dismay such concerns , the explanation of the truth outweighed the current & quite frankly temporary treatment she'd recieve , after all , the exchange program was only to last for an entire year . quite laughable actually , to be back in school . staring at her reflection , all alone in the room gifted to her for the exchange program . typically shared with nao ( who was out & about to get out of the house ). leaving her alone with her own thoughts , a sigh coming ever so naturally . cracks of corruption becoming more & more visible on her peach - like complexation , deep down Mi Kyong realized what needed to be done . either to leave devildom to help nourish her crackling form OR form a pact with a demon in the hopes of stabilizing her condition .
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pact creation wasn't hard nor diffucult , but , to form one under such conditions is what brought such complications to mi kyong's mind . never wishing to use the means of forming a pact for such shallow reasons , sure , the trickling of corrpution through her skin & form were proving to be irritating and painful at times , however , this was MI KYONG'S burden to bare , no one elses. eyes flicker a golden hue , a remainder who she was & that this human form was only HALF of her identity . however , to let out such a secret especially under the circumstances given to her by Diavolo is more than unfavorable . yearning for the days of meraki , how she'd used to be able to be so free in lifestyle & yet here , things were so restrictive . placing their hand down , just wishing to exist for a few moments longer . however such peace & quiet wouldn't last , the sudden pattering of footsteps seemed to grow louder & louder , until a large boom came from the doorway . curious eyes wander over , seeing an ever-familiar demon standing at the entryway .
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pushing herself up , making an effort to keep any sort of visibility of her markings from corruption out of plain view . greeting mammon as mi kyong always did , a small wave & hello . ❛ is there something wrong ? are you low on funds again ? ❜ an attempt at everyday conversations the two of them would have on the norm , however , there's a lack of vibrancy to her speech & even a lull to actions . evidently pushing herself far too much with little to zero rest , even someone as DENSE as mammon could see such a thing . ❛ . . you're looking so grim , don't tell me , goldie got taken away again ? ❜ in the hopes of changing the subject , alas, mammon wasn't taking it either . merely observing mi kyong's stilted and tense motions , obviously making herself far more ANIMATED than usual and seeming even more rigid as a result .
mammon had to stop himself several times in a row , quite remarkable for being someone who'd often be swept up in his emotions . however , noting mi kyong's appearance and mannerisms as of right now , a loud & booming approach was not the best . instead , mi kyong saw a very UNIQUE expression , ( one she'd never seen on his face before ). his eyes and face soften as if to ask ❮ what the hell is happening to you , please , please just talk to me . ❯ such unspoken words shake mi kyong to her very core , tightening her fists her mind becoming completely filled with all sorts of information . all sorts of ideas what was the RIGHT thing to do , and should she really be worried about herself right now ? eyes becoming blurred from the amount of stress that was pilling up inside , only when mammon's hands are placed upon her own . never once saying a word , however , his concerned & panicked hues are enough to calm her nerves . then pulling her into an embrace , stroking her head . ❛ I'm sorry !! I never meant for things to sprial out like this , I just . ❜ mi kyong's words drowned out by mammon blathering , trying to say whatever he can to coax his own worries & her own . a rather mammon thing to do , such an expression cannot help but bring laughter to her . hugging him tighter much to the dismay of his grumbling , oh what would mi kyong do without him ?
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jeysbvck · 2 years
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HELLOOO I'M SNAIL ANON 😭😭 (I'm replying too fast my god) but I wasn't expecting that type of response??? like I genuinely thought you would've found it too diffucult holy hell but regardless, please don't rush! it's important that you take care of yourself, first and foremost <3
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PLS I LOVE GETTING FAST REPLIES I AM ATTENTION STARVED💖
nooo not at all! I love your vision for this and I'm going to do my absolute best to capture it! I wrote a little something back in 2015 about Matt so I'm SO excited to get back to him😍
You're so sweet anon!<3 I promise to take care of myself!🥰
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ivankaramazov88 · 6 years
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second season of The Handmaid’s Tale was all about motherhood
June saved one child from hell but stayed to save the other. it’s so diffucult for a mother. she send her new born baby away. stayed to save Hannah i feeel so sorry for June
on the other side above all the shits she had made, we saw that Serena is a mother! even she wasn’t the biological mother, she loved Nichole purely and wanted the best for her. İ can’t forgive Serena but i also have sympathy for her. She is evil yet there is a little light in her.
Marthas are going to riot. yesssss they have orginazed so good and got the job done.
marthas, handmaids and wives .... the ones started to rise in the final. i am so excited for season 3
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sqrrlbot · 6 years
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Legit losing my goddamned mind trying to find a bra in my size. I can’t even figure out my cup size because most calculators put me at DDD/E/F but I just ordered a C-cup and it was too damned big - I swear they make this shit diffucult on purpose. So even if I find a 120cm band size bra - which are rarer than a fucking pink unicorn - I still don’t know what cup size to get, and then there’s the reviews which are all “I bought a B cup but it was more like a D cup”... 
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Fuck bras. Fuck underwear stores. Fuck em to hell. 
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writing-wyns · 6 years
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Bokuroo Week 2018 Day 1: I can (still) feel you
Its been a good heckin minute since I’ve written a damn thing let me tell you. I’m rusty as hell, im busy so I wrote this in a rush and no I didn’t edit, and I’m not even sure if any of this makes sense so go easy on ya girl please cause really and truly…..a bitch just loves her some bokuroo. 
Title: Neither
Rating: G
Bokuto believes they are certain things of destiny. Kuroo says everything is up to coincidence.
Bokuto says that they are times when the universe decides to pull on strings, organizes events, and sets the fate of others.
Kuroo believes that everyone is subject to the chaotic wiles of the cosmos and everyone should count themselves lucky.
Bokuto believes in fate. Kuroo lives by coincidence. The universe is controlled by neither.
Kuroo lives by coincidence; watches the pieces fall haphazardly into place and accepts each bullet that comes his way as nothing more than it is.
Bokuto believes in fate, lets the pieces fall, connects the dots, cherishes the sorrows and embraces each bullets that scars his chest as part of a grand cosmic scheme that can only lead to bigger and better things.
Kuroo lives by coincidence but it does not do well for his heart nor his brain to ignore what the sight of Bokuto’s golden eyes do the butterflies that lay latent in his stomach.
Bokuto believes in destiny but it is not wise to pretend that the smile on his face is for reasons other than the small print of ‘Kuroo’ that tends to pop up on his phone.
Kuroo lives by coincidence, lets the pieces fall in place whatever way they may choose and convinces himself that in the dark of night, under the sound of the pouring rain, he reaches out for Bokuto’s hand completely by choice, instead of the gratifying tug that pulled him to it.
Bokuto believes in destiny, connects the dots where he feels they belong and tells himself in the morning, in the light of day, with the sun shining warmer than ever, that it was of cosmic reasons he put his lips on Kuroo’s instead of those few fleeting moments of decision.
Kuroo lives by coincidence, takes the things that come in his life with a shrug, considers it nothing more or nothing less but he finds it, more and more diffucult to ignore the overall and general feeling how natural and right it is to lay in Bokuto’s arms.
Bokuto believes in destiny, knows that every event was planned and inevetiable, recognizes the grand meaning in every word, breath, and step but it does do well to ignore the wanderings of his thoughts when Kuroo  smiles at him, toothy and unabashed, on how there is no way he ended up this lucky.
Kuroo lives by coincidence, accepts the downs in his life just as easily as he accepts the good, but when it is early in the day and Bokuto tells him that he is going to take the job in Iwate he can not help but feel as if the universe is playing some cruel joke on him.
Bokuto believes in destiny, feels that his life has been laid out way before his actual existence came into being but when he is across the country, unpacking his boxes, his stomach churns with the thought that maybe the universe isn’t always right.
Kuroo lives by coincidence, knows that nothing is promised and that anything can happen at anytime it chooses but when it is in the middle of the day and the blinds are closed and he is alone he feels a tug on his heart like its been tied on a string with just the thought of Bokuto’s name.
Bokuto believes in destiny, trusts that everything occurs for a reason, that from the moment he opens his eyes to the second he closes them it is part of his cosmic fate; but he can not explain explain the way his chest aches with Kuroo, his presence, even when Bokuto is not there to actually feel it.
Kuroo lives by coincidence, feels as if everything is by chance but that does not explain away the plane ticket he buys and the pounding in his chest. It does not explain away how his feet seems to move on its own accord, moving so confidently to a door he’s never even been to.
Bokuto believes in destiny, lets the pieces fall one  by one and connects the dots but fate nor destiny dictated the knock on the door nor the way he opens it without even an ounce of hesitation but instead personal volition.
Kuroo lives by coincidence, lets the pieces fall haphazardly wherever they may please, but the feeling of Bokuto holding him is grand and cosmic.
Bokuto believes in destiny, lets the universe pull its strings where it sees fit and sets to organize all but he knows deep within that the feeling of Kuroo with him once more is of months and years of personal cultivation.
Kuroo lives by coincidence.
Bokuto believes in destiny.
The universe works by neither.
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xwynn · 6 years
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not to be fake deep or anything but I can say that 2017 taught me something and it is this: Demand Answers. I have been hurt too many times in too many ways, I have had too many sleepless nights wondering what the hell? why would they do that to me? do they even care? have they ever considered how I feel?
Get your answers. Get the answers to your questions, to your thoughts, to all that late night wondering that kept you awake while you laid in your room crying. Do not allow them to live their life guilt free, without any acknowledgement of what they did to you, while you bear all the pain and heartache from their actions.
Do not allow yourself to become complacent because you dont want to inconvience them with your feelings or because you dont want to put them through a diffucult conversation. They have inconvienced you, they have made things diffucult for you, dont worry about how they may feel or react. Be selfish. Demand your answers. You deserve it.
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mimi-2399 · 7 years
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!'M THE ANON THAT SENT IN THE ASK ABOUT HOW MUCH ILY AND UR ART!!!!! expanding bc I didn't know that u felt that way so!!!Hayato is my bf and everytime u post him I scream!!!!And idk the name of ur oni oc but that's the reason I followed u!!!! love their tattoos!!!!So cool!!!Pretty!Do u accept fan art of ur ocs? I love ur colors and lines!! And those little colored lines under the eyes u draw?? Lower lash line?? It KILLS ME I LOVE IT!!!♡+what's the dif between sketch and clean lines for comish??
GASSSSP, HELLO AGAIN ANON X//D
Hayato is like, my best boy, I love him so much and I’m rlly happy when I draw him y///y I just hope I make him justice tho MY ONI OC AAAA /////// I put a big effort on the tattoos, this makes me so happy ahh x///D His name is Yamato, he is an ogre but in the streets(??) they call him “Oni” bc he’ll give you a hell of a battle. AND OF COURSE I DO ACCEPT FAN ART OMG ///////////Well, I guess it doesn’t look like the hell of a difference since I try to make my sketches very clean, but let me show you, it’s clearer if you compare
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I think it’s a lot clearer like this? bc this sketch was a lot worse than the ones I showed x//D (btw, this is a human!Michelangelo bc I made human versions for my four bbys from tmnt, this thing wasn’t finished but I did it for the examples lol)
My sketches are all rough bc my tablet doesn’t have pression since ever and I had to stick to it, to actually do a clean lineart it’s kinda diffucult but I try(?) I tried a different type of shading here, with that edge thing and it went real good y///y 
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I drew you this tiny Hayato head as a thank you! It’s all sketchy and stuff but I hope you like it y///y
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jocelynmaryjane · 6 years
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magnanimousguy-blog · 7 years
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Do ya like it Pat?!?!?
Pattie!!! How do you like the page?!? I was told that you've seen it by now. Did you ever get a piece of Jessica pussy? I hear its golden my man! Or are you still being mr good guy help everyone out cause im nice and have a huge dick but nobody knows since I only want one girl who is a stupid fucking slut. What was her name again. Annie? Amy? One of the two. I bet shes a fuckjng total slut cock gobbler soul sucker. I mean I know you said she means a lot to you, but did ya really have to say it like that? I wont call you a pussy, but you definitely a fuckin fag. Shes like 40 pounds soakin wet dry pussy flat ass no titties hair color changing trans ass looking cunt. Never met her but she looks like a decent piece of ass if I was lit as shit. Probly cuts up all the dicks she sucks with that fumb ass peercings she has. You know Im playing pat. You deserve a booty girl with giant tits. Not some anorexic bimbo sceen bitch. You ditched a few sessions just so you could see her. You didnt even fuck the bitch. At least if you putting in the time you have to get something in return. Know what im saying? You know. I saw your posts and I really want to hang soon. Lets go get fucked up. Ill make it up to you. Whatevers goin through that mind of yours must be diffucult as hell. Get back to me. I still cant beleive you love that girl. Never met her butt geesus H christ. Shes fucking ugly. Get back to me Pattie! Luv you brotha! Miss you like real fuckin bad. Holla at me! Piece!
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vreugd-madelon · 3 years
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Today is another off day for me and I don’t really understand why. I slept like hell and I’m in an awful mood, not wanting to do anything. But I had a day like that yesterday, so today I can’t afford it and put myself to work in the evening.
I spend 25 minutes revising the word ‘Noticed’, and it was not all that difficult once I got into the flow. Next, I moved to ‘Felt’, which took me 38 minutes. It wasn’t as difficult as I imagined since it’s a filter word, I could often just take it away. ex.:
-I felt a hand upon my shoulder. -A hand touched my shoulder.
I went onto ‘Thought’, which proved a bit thougher, because it’s both a noun and a verb. I need to distinguish the two and remove/change the verbs. It took me 39 minuted to do this, and 40 nouns are still left.
That concludes goal #3, and I’m now onto the editing I need to do for today. For reference, as I’m writing this it’s 20:47, so roughly 3 hours to go before midnight and you seeing this post.
Let’s see how I get on!
The next three words I edited rather fast. Decided in 3 minutes. Realized in another 3 minutes Remembered took me 7 minutes.
Then I went to the next word on the list, quite a longer one: Began. It took me 35 minutes to completly go over. This one was too diffucult either. ex.:
-Slowly, all the reds, blues and various shades of brown began to disappear off the platter, showing the shining silver. -Slowly, all the reds, blues and various shades of brown disappeared off the platter, showing the shining silver.
I’ve ended today with ‘Started’, which was another quick one, as it only took me 12 minutes to get through them.
Stats.
I want to share some statistics, because I’m a fan of them, and it shows how much I’ve done today.
I’ve got through 351 words in 1 hour and 42 minutes (162 minutes). This means that I did 1 word in 0.46 minutes, or 28 seconds (If my math is right...)
I hope that you’ll join me on this journey while the clock counts down, and follow me here on Tumblr, on Twitter @vreugd_madelon or on   instagram @m.s.happi. For all my other days you can click here.
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