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majesticallystoopid · 2 months
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Ok here me out: I feel like Mammon and Adam would be like, besties if they like met up or something
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The ass pain twins 🥹
Also sorry I haven't posted my art in a while, I've been battling art block 😭😭😭 I haven't had the motivation to really draw anything for the past month or so, even this I kinda forced myself to make
I still think it turned out good!
But yeah, im gonna try to post art more often
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yutoldme · 1 month
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sum art I did today. will do more hazbin hotel characters in the near future :)
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imagination-phantom · 2 months
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He’s just a baby~
Bonus point for anyone who knows the logo on my sweater lol.
How to train your angel lol
He purrs from chin scritches xD
When he acts up I just wack him on the nose with a newspaper or get him with the squirt bottle. 
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rarinchan · 3 months
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Guys I drew the asshole and he's turned out too cool, I can't -
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melodyidk · 1 month
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Okay so, I kinda have this Adam headcannon that's like.... Weird? Humor me for a few seconds please.
We all know what he was created for. To start human kind. To procreate. (And name all the animals in the garden of Eden but I'll just skip that detail here) So it makes sense he'd be a... A horndog. He's build to go at it like a rabbit durring mating season.
So like... Do you guys think he "recovers" quicker than normal humans? I'm not experienced in the field, and thank fuck I don't have a dick, but I know that a guy can finish at most like, what? Twice?
But Adam was the first man. And getting a woman pregnant isn't just a "we fuck once and it's done" job, although I imagine Lillith and Eve were created with that in mind.
So like, it would make sense that he could go at it for far longer than any other human.
Plus his load is probably more than the average guy.
Idk, maybe I'm just letting the voices in my head talk. And lemme tell ya, they don't stop yapping.
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firstmansthirdwife · 3 months
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I Love Toxic Men
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my--moon · 2 months
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nah nah nah cuz who tf compared Adam to dream on tiktok
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aiden-doesstuff · 2 months
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`` Call me, "Dick Master". `` -Adam
hes silly bro i love him even if hes like egocentrical n shit😭
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bloodycyrano · 2 months
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I'm just gonna leave this here..
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xyoguix · 1 month
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ᰔ | ᴀ ᴅ ᴀ ᴍ ɪ ᴄ ᴏ ɴ s
𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔
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gaster1997 · 2 months
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*hell is forever! *
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Here's Adam
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imagination-phantom · 1 month
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Underestimate a woman you end up on your ass lol I love the giant asshole angel but I would smack him if I felt he needed it then I’d give him forehead kisses lol lol
Wip Wap Boom Alakazam!
Click the image if blurry!!!
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buhtercups · 1 month
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Nff below the cut
A NFF headcanon for me and Magna Swing 🤣
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firstmansthirdwife · 3 months
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They better bring him back, idc how they do it, I just want him back.
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ghostbsuter · 8 months
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There was a teen in the cave.
A teen no one knows and looks like he could be a wayne, stands in the cave.
"Actually, I'm a wayne." He says with a shrug.
Bruce, Batman, carefully thinks of the implication.
"Not yet," The teen, Danny, doesn't say anything. Simple smiles. "You're not a wayne, yet. You will be. But not yet."
Then Bruce sighs, dropping the batman mask in order to take in the teen.
"Does future me know of the time travel?"
Dannys smile grows into a grin, deciding to take pity on the man. "You, grandbat, have..." He makes a vague gesture. "Theories, which none of your children ever confirmed."
The bat's mind short-circuits at the choice of words
Dick is sputtering incomprehensibly, there are Baffled expression all around.
Because.
Because that child isn't Bruce's, but one of theirs.
"Who is it?" Jason demands, hand clenching his gun uselessly.
Danny continues to smile, a hint of mischief now peeking out.
The cave is filled with theories, some yell, some sob, yet all eyes leave danny.
All but one pair.
She had known the moment his body language switched just enough for her to read.
She had known the moment he disappeared before the clan.
Had known when his hand found hers, shoulders bumping.
Her heart clenches, throat dry and memories of her childhood flooding to mind.
So she asks, voice soft and hesitant.
"Am I a good mother?"
And danny looks up at cass, adoration and pride laid out plain for her to see and accept.
"You're the best."
And so they both watch the clan together, silent and comfortable.
(Cass doesn't question when she finds him, how and why. All she knows is that she's more attentive when out on patrol, looking and waiting.)
(This is how Cassandra Cain-Wayne returns one night from patrol, a child, barely out of toddler stage and clinging to her form.)
(This is how the Batclan officially meets one Daniel James Cain-Wayne, freshly washed and clothed, a cookie in hand and hiding shyly behind Cass.)
(When they meet, all they say is "Welcome home, danny," and "Good to see you again.", Danny doesn't necessarily get it, but that's okay. Maybe his new mom will explain it one day when he's bigger.)
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castaspellii · 4 months
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You make me hella hard
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