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Absolutely unhinged hot take
I know that like. Technologically, it makes NO sense to have video game systems, but hear me out here.
Cross Guild gets contacted by a smuggling black market business for a partnership between goals. It would be mutually beneficial. Crocodile handles most of the meeting, between his general demeanor and also because he knows the boss of the other group from his Baroque Works days. The guy offers a gift as a sign of good will, a VERY expensive gift at that to demonstrate his ability to perform and make profit. It's essentially a flex on his part.
Croc can't actually decline it, lest he be rude. He also can't throw it away. Ergo, he makes a show of passing it off to Buggy.
The item in question? A specialty made game system designed for entertainment. It's got the same viewing and audio capabilities as the transponder snails, but it offers far more - interactive tech, a plethora of game options, etc. These things are RIDICULOUSLY expensive, circulating only in the highest echelons of society.
Buggy has always wanted to get his hands on one. After the meeting, Buggy and smuggler boss man discuss the system- Buggy quite bluntly asks if they have schematics of them. Smuggler nods, and offers one to Buggy with a charming smile. "On the house for a lovely man such as yourself."
Buggy, blinded by his own excitement of a New Toy To Tinker With, completely misses Croc and Mihawk tensing with dark scowls.
They manage to interject themselves into the exchange, and later on,Crocodile asks Buggy to 'set the damned thing up'. They tease him lightly for being a nerd, but they remain as he browses the catalog.theyfind a dance game. Buggy thinks it sounds fun.
He plays it.
He absolutely KILLS IT.
He stands there in his tight little yoga capris and crop top, hair almost windswept, cheeks pink, a light sheen of sweat, absolutely beaming.
Mihawk and Crococodile are white knuckling their pants legs or the armrest respectively.
Buggy now has a new fun pass time!
Croc and Hawk, meanwhile, have a few realizations, crises, and a love-hate relationship brewing with a little game system.
#buggy headcanons#i bet that man can DANCE#his body control HAS to be next level#between his DF and circus stuff#let buggy be cool#but also cringefail#Mihawk and Croc while Buggy was dancing: oh. oh my god. ohhh holy shit. ASS. holy FUCK he's flexible. jesus. fucking christ. oh my gOD-#cross guild polycule#cross guild poly#cross guild#not canon not sorry
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The HCQ and Cereal
Jingliu: milk then cereal
Jing Yuan: cereal then milk
Yingxing: cereal without milk
Baiheng: eats cereal like chips with a cup of milk
Dan Feng: cereal and milk in a tall coffee mug
#honkai star rail#crack headcanons#my headcanons#headcanons#high cloud quintet#baiheng#dan feng#jing yuan#jingliu#yingxing#more gremlin DF for y’all
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BoCo and Bear have this unique look they exchange. Not every day but like once every month or so—whenever there is extremely predictable drama going down at Tidmouth.
It's a wordless "Can you believe this shit?" / "No, somehow, even after forty years, I cannot quite believe this shit."
#i was going to call it 'omfg more steam engine shit' look but that's not fair#because this exchange of glances gets an extra-vigorous workout every time a Rude Visiting Diesel is about#but to be fair it's time to shine is *also* when everyone is singing the tunnel song or joking about backing signals or somethin#i say 40 years because it took them a while to realize it's always just the same ten arguments rehashed#and it took 'em *even longer* to realize that although *they* were now tired of it#the famous eight *still* weren't and they NEVER WOULD BE#ttte#the railway series#ttte boco#ttte bear#ttte headcanon#i excluded oliver because he doesn't repeat himself#like he fucks up and causes drama frequently but the boy keeps it fresh#and donald and douglas are usually givin' each other the same look asdfkl;dfs;l (but they are MUCH less subtle about it lol)#sometimes the caledonians and the diesels can even mix-and-match in a pinch!#(you know what that is? GROWTH 💚)
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#the df version is just for fun tbh its based on su susans headcanons#but instead of her going to the dark forest because shes bitter she couldnt be warrior-#i think she caused leafshines death in the tunnels that also injured her <3#Tallstar's Revenge#Redtail's Debt#lily#whisker#lilywhisker#tunneler#warrior#elder#wdc#df#warrior cats
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Digimon Adventure: 2023 - The newborn chronicles 1/?
Since approx three weeks, I'm head deep into diapers, broken nights and feeding sessions, trying to navigate through life with a newborn. All the while, coming here feels like this could be both my escape from and way of dealing with everything. So I might as well throw in some drabbles about my faves during pregnancy/labor and/or with newborns! Don't expect too much shipping or even shipping at all, just these mofos being newborn parents and not knowing sh*t about all of this.
If you have any suggestions or requests for this series (character(s) and/or prompt/idea), please crawl into my ask box and leave a message (: It's great writing exercise for me after being out of it for so long! I'm taking everything on a scale from everyday domestic fluff to drama with a funny twist and from comedy with a serious touch to dark and heavy angsty emotional rollercoaster.
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Episode 1: Taichi & newborn Souta, pt. 1
"Well, just kill me now..."
He said as he exhaled loudly, his hands desperately buried in his hair that seemed wilder than ever before. The bags underneath his eyes in combination with the messy hair and stinky boxers indicating the lack of sleep and showering.
A small piece of Taichi hoped his wife would hear him sigh, wake and come to his rescue. The biggest piece, however, wanted to let her have a peaceful night after all the tough ones she already had and show her he could actually do this by himself.
Thing was he wasn't sure how to.
He reached for his phone on top of the dresser, next to his one week old son. Their eyes met, one set of brown eyes expectingly piercing through his own pair.
"I'm sorry I'm letting you wait, I just... I just need to be sure. So stop looking at me like that."
Taichi's eyes quickly moved from the baby to his phone, scrolling through the names in his contacts.
If he'd call Hikari, or Sora, they would immediately mother and scold him for not knowing "anything". They were an easy skip.
He could call Yamato, but the scenario in his head made him skip his friend faster than lightning.*
Jyou could be useful knowledge-wise, but he'd probably be in a night shift and too busy picking up.
Mimi wasn't an option either, feeling she would leave him with unuseful anecdotes about her traveling life and more questions than answers.
Takeru he felt too awkward to call and Daisuke was simply a hard no.
That left him with one last option. And even though Taichi wasn't sure about that person's knowledge regarding this specific topic, he was sure that he would help him in the best way possible.
"Taichi-san?"
Plus, the voice on the other end weirdly soothed him.
With his gaze fixed on his son's overly yellow-brownish body, Taichi started rambling.
"Koushiro, you've got to help me. What do you know about changing diapers and cleaning one week old babies after they covered themselves in their own poop?"
x x x
* The Taichi - Yamato scenario/convo I envisioned:
Y: "Oi, Taichi, why you're calling me in the middle of the night?"
T: "Why are you picking up in the middle of the night?"
Y: "... F*ck you." *hangs up*
#digimon adventure: 2023 - the newborn chronicles#digimon fanfiction by dfs#headcanon: taichi calls kou for literally a n y t h i n g ~#not me using my own experience with poop and diapers *coughs*#digimon fanfiction#taichi yagami#tai kamiya#koushiro izumi#izzy izumi#taishiro bromance#digimon
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okay but actually has anybody else actually tried to like... make sense of the fact that Ashfur was allowed into starclan?
Yeah in reality the reason behind it was foolish, but personally I like to add substance to the things in this series i find stupid LOL. Imagine if they allowed Ash into Starclan entirely because they knew what he was capable of. Because they wanted to keep him under tabs, in a place where they at least had some semblance of control.
Imagine if Ashfur did, in fact, go to the dark forest. Can you imagine what more he could have done? Not only is he filled with the sting of Squirrelflights rejection, and the anger of being murdered by her kin, but now additionally filled with the bitterness of being trapped in the Dark Forest. All the while surrounded by cats who are equally as evil and bitter as him, and without the watchful eye of StarClan to keep him in check.
Ashfurs antics would have been so much more dangerous and harder to stop had he gone to the Dark Forest. And chances are, he'd have had plenty more dangerous cats on his side. So maybe... He was never sent there for a reason. That's just my personally head-cannon though... LOL
#wc#warriors#warrior cats#ashfur#starclan#dark forest#sc#df#darkforest#thunderclan#headcannons#headcannon#warrior cats headcanons
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Ok I was not expecting my high school villain parents meme to get as much attention as it got but I’m not complaining, so heres a headcanon I guess. I like to imagine that Candy Witch was sort of the mom friend in the group, always making sure her friends weren’t getting in trouble and keeping an eye on them. Cause despite being a villain, we all know she secretly never went through with it. Also, as we saw in the class of classics, Badwolf clearly never had any intention of following through with his story but I still liked to think he was a bit of a troublemaker cause it adds to the himbo energy. Anyway, with that I’m thinking that anytime Candy Witch wasnt with the rest, THATS when the other 3 would cause trouble around the school, cause they obviously have nobody to keep them in check. My favorite thing about this headcanon is that the dynamic would be like that of the Dazzlings from Equestria Girls, with Evil Queen as Adagio, Dark Fairy as Aria, and Badwolf as Sonata. Like just imagine how perfect it would be:
*Evil Queen, Dark Fairy, and Badwolf walk into the cafeteria with everyone else in there and the atmosphere immediately becomes more tense*
Evil Queen, sarcastically: Oh No! Nobody’s mingling!
Evil Queen, deviously: Its like theres some underlying tension that could bubble up at any minute!
Badwolf: Its the fruit punch, isnt it? I knew I added to much grape juice!
Evil Queen: *facepalms* Its NOT the fruit punch! ITS US!!
Dark Fairy, rolling her eyes: But the punch is awful too.
Badwolf: Well what do YOU know about good fruit punch?!
Dark Fairy: More than you
Badwolf: Do Not
Dark Fairy: Do Too
#ever after high#eah#eah headcanons#eah parents#Badwolf is a himbo#Evil Queen and Dark Fairy are both sarcastic icons#also I love the idea of teen DF indignant yet level headed
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I find it funny that Aegis, presumably from somewhere in Azaveyr (since he was some kind of weaver before his death) says during his deathday quest (Just Chillin') that all the mushrooms back home are inedible.
Like, just the possibilities here:
1) It's been such a long time since Aegis died that the mushrooms are edible now
2) They're still poisonous and the hero is just Like That
3) Aegis was allergic to mushrooms
4) Aegis ate the fuckin' skull-faced mushroom one time and never chanced it again
5) Mushrooms =/= murshroms in Azaveyran languages
It's such a small thing but it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Poor Aegis.
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Instead of going “erm no starclan for you guys :// oh you can sit in the halfway point to protect starclan for your whole afterlife though btw. Just juniperclaw though” it would of been cooler if they made a system of like. Working into starclan
Spirits deemed to show remorse/undecided verdict on what afterlife form a little order of ghosts whos job is to maintain balance between the living clans, the dark forest and starclan. When a spirit has been considered to have redeemed themselves by helping maintain that balance they are allowed into starclan if they choose or they can stay in the order
Spewing thoughts out but some of the starclan and df cats who helped defeat ashfur becoming the seniors of this group and highly respected amongst other ghosts
Members of this group journey into the living clan’s territories semi-regularly and guides the recent dead to starclan so they dont get lost
#df cats should absolutely be redeemed they helped save starclan and starclan still wants to be rude#warriors#warriorcats#headcanon#starclan#the dark forest#keevee rambles
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Random facts about my DF Rewrite (K-V) [some of these do NOT follow the canon whatsoever so don't come at me]
Red has many mental disorders (BPD mainly)
Pink likes to buy Louis Vuitton often
Stacy often buys (fake) Louis Vuitton bags to piss Pink off
Pink used to teach a yoga class
Lord Tourettes likes circuses
Blue doesn't always wear glasses, he sometimes wears contact lenses as well
Red has a conventional "real" name (Edward)
Blue used to have a British accent as a kid
Stacy is a Lana Del Rey fangirl!!! (she owns 6 Lana Del Rey lipstick packs)
Pink COULD possibly have NPD, but she's working on it.
The nickname "Broseph" is a combination of his first name (Joseph) and his middle name (Brody)
Blue wore armbands while swimming until he was 10
Stacy loves the dark coquette aesthetic!!
Lord Tourettes sometimes wears skirts
Blue and Red are obsessed with burritos (they worship burritos XD (jk))
Red is fluent in many languages (English, Spanish, Chinese (Mandarin), Japanese and can understand the language of his home planet)
The only subjects Red ever passed were anything that had to do with languages
Lord Tourettes is an expert at juggling and likes to cosplay!!
Amanda has an eating disorder
Stacy, Red & Amanda hang out at the beach a lot!!
LT is often times referred to as Ems (A combo of his first and middle names), if people are talking formally.
Blue was nicknamed "Harry Potter" when he was in school (maybe because he, fun fact, read every single Harry Potter book, start to finish.)
Red had feelings for Blue first (since High School)
Stacy has a doctorate degree and knows how to perform CPR the RIGHT way (she was forced to get a degree cuz strict Asian parent)
Broseph refers to Lord Tourettes as Emmy
Red secretly likes Taylor Swift (he is a Swiftie)
Blue, ironically, drinks Earl Grey tea often (see what I did there?)
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I was thinking about how all the deaths of Dark Forest characters in the Great Battle were pretty much the same--snapped neck, and that began to merge with all the organ stuff characters do on my blog (like hiding them around for easter egg-like hunts) and that made me come to this AU (headcanon?):
Bones carry the soul.
This MAY include Starclan cats as well, but I would have to see how they died in the Great Battle too.
Bones are the inner-most part of a body (skull not included), so why not have it be the holder of the soul? It IS tougher than blood and skin, it doesn't not make sense to have such an important part within something so strong.
...But not too strong to prevent further deaths.
Tartail, for example, was killed again after his jaw was broken, Harriernose's skull was caved in.
As for cats who died from such things as slit throat, let's say that the cut was so deep that it struck the bone...the spiritual bone.
Spiritual bone is different from physical bone (the bones they had in life), because breaking those doesn't cause damage to the soul. Cats, such as Snakefern, might break their jaw in life, but still have their soul intact in the DF. It isn't until they actually get to the DF, AKA an afterlife / purgatory life that it can be harmed.
As for why cats can die from sickness....I'll have to figure that out lol.
But yeah this all basically comes down to "you can absolutely smash all your organs if you want--the pain will definitely still be there--and you'll be fine, just don't damage your bones too much or in areas that would be fatal in life (broken leg bone? hurt but fine. broken neck bone? double-dead).
Pretty sure none of that made sense cause my brain is kinda fog rn but hopefully got the message across somewhat.
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Dan Feng may swing both ways (mostly gay) but he is also on the ace spectrum. Dan Heng is also on the ace spectrum.
Any attempts to Rizz™ either of them up have a strong chance of falling flat (or them turning the tables on you).
#vanille throws out the garbage#honkai star rail#dan feng#dan heng#my headcanons#headcanons#bcuz how hilarious would it be#if yingxing once tried to pick up the high elder#just once for fun#and to see how df would react#only for said high elder to either straight up reject him or even turn the tables on him#and centuries later#jing yuan tries picking up dan heng#and all that earns him is a look of mild disgust#like#dan heng: “ugh cringe”#jing yuan: *crying inside* (why won't it work...!?)#HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEARS EVERYONE~!!
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Miscellaneous DF headcannons :)
Okay, so
Eugene:
• A theater kid.
• Lies about his height. He is shorter than MC, canon is wrong.
• Tends to overwork himself when he's making music. Like, "I've just composed a hit song but haven't eaten in about 2 days-"
Harry:
• Uses a lot of tone indicators, and you'll probably need to do so too. If he thinks you're unhappy with him he'll panic.
• He downplays his own issues because he's worried about being a burden. It's very concerning.
• You are normally the one arranging days out. He doesn't want to put you on the spot or make you feel guilty, so he doesn't often invite you placed unless you are very obviously hinting that you want to go somewhere.
Ethan:
• I may be projecting but he is very much autism-coded. I'm autistic myself, so I may be biased, but still.
Continuing from my previous point, he's semiverbal, so he can speak, just prefers not to and finds it kinda difficulti sometimes. It's probably why he nods so much.
He comes across as intimidating and angry but he's actually just very shy. He's trying to figure out how to tell someone that he likes their outfit and they think he's about to beat them up.
A really good hugger.
Zion:
He says in his DM's that we're the first people he's told about his scars, but I sort of disagree. Personally, I think that we're the first people he's told the truth to. Other people have asked, and he's probably told them that he got in a fight with a gang of land-sharks and won.
Pretty possessive. Not as much as Lawrence, but he will give your male friends a death stare whenever you aren't looking at him.
His ideal date would be anything with dogs involved.
Lawrence:
He doesn't deserve headcannons. Joking, I just don't have many for him.
He talks to his plants. He wasn't allowed pets, or anything that would distract him from his studies, so plants were the only thing that his parents deemed sufficiently educational.
Surprisingly empathetic towards non-human objects, if you couldn't tell from the plant thing. It's kind of odd, because he'll treat a random leaf like a small child. Especially after all he's done.
He likes it when you're clingy and needy, because it makes him feel loved. You practically hang off of him when he feels down. It cheers him up.
Scarlett:
She was one of the "popular girls" before the apocalypse. She had a group of friends that she'd gossip with. None of them made it, and at the time that we meet her, she's in the anger stage of grief, which she takes out on us.
She doesn't actually love Zion, she's just convinced herself she does. She does it as a distraction and coping mechanism.
She craves validation, and when told she's in the wrong for her behaviour towards us, she blames us for "turning people against her" and refuses to acknowledge that she's in the wrong.
Jay
He's aro-ace. He doesn't tell you this though, because he hates you.
Very, very stubborn. He refuses to give you a single chance, because he said he didn't want you around when you first met and he's not backing down.
He and Scarlett are cousins, and he acts like this makes him popular. It doesn't.
Sue:
She loves true crime and mystery novels. It's why she suspected Lawrence to begin with.
She wore braces as a kid, and now she has perfectly straight teeth.
Scarily good at drawing straight lines without a ruler.
Judy:
Everyone likes her. She radiates positive energy.
Really enthusiastic about almost everything. She doesn't feel neutral about anything, her default state is "this makes me so happy I may die".
Really good at doing everyone's hair except her own, so she keeps it short and wears lots of hair accessories to make up for it.
Haliey:
Her coat is a comfort item.
Got teased a lot in school, took it to heart. She spent the majority of her day hiding out in the school bathrooms before the apocalypse.
Knew Scarlett before the apocalypse. Scarlett kind of took her under her wing, which is why Hailey's nice to her even though she's a brat to us.
#dangerous fellows sue#dangerous fellows judy#dangerous fellows lawrence#dangerous fellows#dangerous fellows headcanons#df#df headcanon
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Okay some Queer DF headcanons cause a discord discussion reminded me:
Victoria/Robina/Cinquefoil: Genderfluid, Ace or wlw or both
Tomix: Transmasc, bi or pan
Warlic: Somewhere on the ace spectrum, mlm
Jaania: Ace, bi or pan romantic
Alexander: Nonbinary, grey ace, bi or pan romantic
Belle: Transfem, wlw
Nythera: Wlw
Elysia: Wlw
Sepulchure: Transmasc, bi or pan
Alteon: Transmasc, bi or pan
Kara: Wlw
Hansa: Wlw
Notha: Transfem, bi or pan
Uaanta: Bi or pan
Artix: Ace, mlm
Drakath: Transmasc, mlm
Hero: Nonbinary, ace, somewhere on the aro spectrum
Safiria: Bi or pan
Raven and Thursday: (Obviously) wlw
Fiamme: Transfem
Vilmor: Wlw, possibly ace and/or aro
Vaal: Bi or pan
#dragonfable#headcanon#queer headcanons#these are in no particular order#just rambling#df should be gayer
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Dancefarm-
PJ (Papyrus), he is a winemaker! He has a big winery and his wine just has the best quality of grapes. His special ability is being able to create two different auras around him, either spooky or making people trust him, his magic can create subtle feelings! He is really sweet but has problems interacting with people.
The reason he needs more time to bond with is because he has deal with people that had tried to befriend him and get some privileges on his winery which is a weak spot to him and he just needs to learn to trust you before being himself, Peanut Jelly, and no filters of the PJ, wine man that everyone sees.
CC (Sans), he is an agricultural engineer! He designs machines and equipment to help around the neighborhood and the winery of his brother. His special ability somehow is creating smoke around him, not the cigarette smoke but magic smoke lol. He is really a shy extrovert, he always says yes to going outside but never shows up lol
He is actually really more friendly than he looks, he suppose it's the smoke which actually smells like him, his scent, not normal smoke. People don't like smokers… which it's funny since he isn't one lol. He can hold a poker face without a problem which can scare some people. He's really gentle! His name Chocolate Chip says it 🥺
Cream, the mother of the boys, she's a fire monster with some ghost monster features.. Maybe that explains the smoke of CC lol. She was to actually raise the boys. Guava, the father, died some days after PJ was born because the difference between CC and PJ is just 3 years… She still misses him everyday.
Guava (Gaster), the deceased father of the boys, was an inventor! Full of ideas and creativity, he always had to be doing something or he would be insufferable lol. Cream can basically see him on his boys, she knows he would have been so proud of them if he was alive <,3
#taco writes!#just a chillin' taco#undertale#undertale au#undertale imagines#undertale headcanons#new au just dropped#new au#dancefarm#dancefarm sans#dancefarm papyrus#dancefarm gaster#worldbuilding!#pj!papyrus#cc!sans#guava!gaster#df sans#df papyrus#df gaster
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Rewrite Rambles!
So, I can’t be bothered to find out who the other leaders were when SkyClan was driven out but I have a bunch of names saved from field guides, maybe one of them was picked by coincidence but this is not the point of this ramble.
I want a lot of Dark Forest cats so an idea popped into my head while changing the plans for who gives Leafstar lives. I am going to steal the “the leaders who drove out SkyClan give Leafstar some lives as a late apology for destroying SkyClan” HOWEVER ThunderClan’s leader won’t be able to make an appearance for she’s trapped in the Place of No Stars for ensuring her clan survived. StarClan was angry that by the end of this leader’s lives, there was no SkyClan and they wanted someone to blame because they had no control over twolegs, and what do you know, they had someone to blame right in front of them.
The leader was eventually corrupted by Dark Forest and remains eternally bitter for being punished for what was needed for ThunderClan to survive, as though it were only her fault there wasn’t a SkyClan on their border anymore.
#Rewrite Rambles#warriors#warrior cats#skyclan#rewrite#headcanon#not sure how big of an impact she'll make in the main story but she'll be one of the few that can be reasoned with by the living#I did make her an OC because I placed a few in the DF to buff up the numbers. her name is Cricketstar
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