"Ooooo my brainrot is so bad fr. I'm posting about (x fandom) 24/7"

Me, floating in an infinite abyss writing a novelized version of SBG just for fun:

i fuckin love scansion y’all

If U send ppl ano/n ha/te btw I have no respect for you as a person and also I'm killing you with a stick

Absolutely thrilled to see someone else that loves Setsuna

literally obsessed with her wanna write poetry about her doing nothing for eternity

soooo close to sugaring again so i can live the princess life (not having to choose between eating and engaging in the hobby that keeps me from killing myself)

"how about you frank?" "oh i'm there baby" has done more for me than any piece of erotic literature or film ever could.

i always found the idea of the early stages of a max-brooks-esc zombie apocalypse fun. like... its not really an issue yet but it could get worse very fast. its like. oh, honey, i forgot to tell you that when you walk home from school, you can only have 1 earbud in. and if anybody come at you from across the highway remember to pull your knife out. if theyre human theyll see it.

or like... people making jokes about it, possible school lockouts (in like a fun, oh yay no gym! kinda way), friends making plans to go Z hunting at 2 am on dares, having to swerve past Z's on late-night drives and yelling at them like deer, figuring out what candle wont really put you to sleep but will still give off good light, people in school bragging about what kind of weapons/security their family has

there are pros and cons, mostly cons, but think about it. instead of running to your car after you leave a store just in case theres a Z loose in the parking lot, you can just start farming and having potlucks at home or whatever. school would be cancelled more often... due to your u.s history teacher being zombified. sorry mrs. smith i hated you anyways??? forgot to brush your teeth this morning? it always smells like decaying flesh anyways so nobodys gonna notice!

obviously i am making it out to be more fun than it actually would be, but its the little things that make me find it funny.

those carbon monoxide gimmick blogs are annoying as hell i think . can the ray-bans come back just for them

I wanna draw porn but idk if i can finish it before I die /srs

i actually think Will and Mike are allowed to cheat on their partners as long as it's with each other

i’m sorry but jesper has very strong opinions on rice dishes (theyre all delicious and wonderful and important) and will not hesitate to chew someone out for eating weird things like mayo on rice. why would you do that to rice. Why. who hurt you

I’m being really serious but if any mutuals on here are UK-based, can sing + harmonise, play guitar or idk record things I’m super up for recording some boygenius covers or at least me and my dog

I dont play guilty gear but maybe i will bc it currently has the most flat chested t femme swag in any media ever and that is worth a priceless amount

ky ill forgive u for everything if u let me talk about metallica uninterrupted for several hours

i would like to remind y'all that we are NOT going to tolerate or spread any anti-voting propaganda or third-party nonsense. we are going to learn our lessons from the last quarter century of american politics and band together behind the blue candidate or we are going to lose

PLEASE don't fuck this up again

My controversial opinions are as follows: I like egg nog, candy corn, and black licorice.