we knew this already but the s&b/soc writers just. cannot actually write at all huh. theyre just out there omegle rping with each other and calling it a script huh. wow

we'll never fuckin see joost

grishaverse blogs rising from the dead to make room for s&b in the grave huh

my opinion on the quality of the show (not good) notwithstanding.........how popular does a netflix show actually need to be to considered Worth Continuing

hello most beloveds i am now a mother of two :)

do u guys think kaz can cook bc personally he seems like a 'microwave meals for every meal' guy

im going food shopping tomorrow do u guys need anything

hey long time no see i hope u have been well! i was just wondering if any of u were active in the tumblr rpc circa 2014-15 (i think that was the right era???) and remember that one luna lovegood blog that got called out for racefaking as an indigenous person. literally just wondering bcus i feel like i hallucinated the whole thing and Nobody i knew back then is active anymore and i swear to GOD this happened and there was like entire blogs made to collect 'proof' abt this person but also: i cannot remember what even happened at the end of all that

will b introducing my new oc, spider-nun, soon

wesper cant have kids bcus any child of theirs would b too smart n charismatic for their own good and kaz would be like 'oh my god the perfect crime machine' and THEN keeping him out of the mansion would be 10x harder than it currently is. like it would be some looney tunes nonsense every day just trying to stop kaz turning that infant into a criminal. jesper would have to trap him in a box and hit the box with a very large and giant hammer

tired as hell might go to bed at 9pm like a grandma

he sees u

jesper 🤝 ariel: dead mothers who haunt their narrative, restrictive n traumatised fathers, a desperate longing to escape home and thus escape the fear and shame that has permeated their entire childhoods, boyfriends who are like insanely rich and almost drowned that one time

inej would u still love me if i was a worm

you know i wouldn't let kaz leave you behind

vagina bones.....a term i had to read with my own chocolate brown orbs today

not for the first time, jesper is struck by the realisation that kaz continuously toes a precarious line when it comes to wylan — a man who is arguably his strongest secret weapon. he hears the mistrust in wylan's voice, sees it in the furrow of wylan's brows, and he knows it's concern for jesper's safety masquerading as disdain for brekker's schemes, but . . .

"brekker's jobs aren't worth it to anyone but him," jesper agrees, nudging his knee against wylan's, where they're sat cosily close on the sofa nearest the fireplace, "he's got a weird talent for tying fifty small jobs with different pay-offs into one big job, though. and this one — it'll help an old friend,"

he pauses, tempted to take wylan's hand but dithering on the action; an uneasiness steals over jesper's face for the briefest second.

"i haven't told you a lot about — about my life before i came to kerch, have i?"

@pistolslinger liked for a starter ! / wylan

steadying breath is drawn in through his nose and exhaled past barely parted lips. there are few things that really managed to get under his skin and itch like a few poor chemical combinations he’s made in the past; somehow, kaz brekker’s habit of showing up to their home with a new proposal for a job to get jesper involved in is one of them. it’s never about the money, not really, not now that they have more than he knows what to do with sometimes. it’s about the thrill of it all, the risk taking. and he gets the appeal, he does, he just wishes 99% of these jobs weren’t highly illegal.

not that that deterred him before, but he was also fueled by different motives before ( spite, mainly, and survival ). now, he’d prefer that they not get mixed up in too much more of it, partially for the sake of keeping this business afloat when its already been tough to keep it steady under new management, but also because he worries about jesper. firsthand experience has taught him how dangerous these jobs can be and how much risk kaz is willing to put people in in order to achieve his goal; doesn’t help that they don’t always know the full plan going in, either. he just wants jesper coming home in one piece, preferably not wanted by the law, is that too much to ask?

“okay, hear me out— it might sound like an appealing, lucrative job…but is it? like, is this one actually worth it?”

ive had a lot of vegetables today and its made me more confident in my writing and general health than i should be probably but im riding this wave til i crash