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r0-boat · 1 year

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The undateables three if they had audio accounts.

OBEY ME Mephisto, 13, and Raphael x reader

18+

Minors dni

Cw: mentions of assault

Link to the demon bros

Link to the Side characters

Raphael

I feel like His he has a very unexpressive voice, but somehow he still gets so many followers; he can't act for shit; however, his voice is so soothing to listen to people just naturally fall asleep to it.

I can see him reading popular books; he is a very soft and fluid reader that just either puts you right into the story or right to sleep. Hearing him read to you like this is always so comforting.

Has a very specific upload schedule that he himself is not really aware of but his followers pick up on it quite well.

Only starts doing boyfriend audio role plays because he gets asked to do it so many times, now that he has folded ones people think he's going to fold again when they ask for NSFW content... he just barely gives the people what they want before cock blocking them.... he does it so much that it's becoming a running gag between his followers. You can pry that whimpering voice from his cold dead hands.

His audio rps are cute and sweet don't muddy it up with your Unholy sinning filth( he's only joking of course, but that still doesn't mean you'll get an audio of him moaning) Raphael mostly does audio where he feels in as your protector role, whether it's your night in shining armor or bodyguard.

Preferred pet names for listener

But the thing is about Raphael's audios; this man is so good at the build-up and sexual tension that people are just drowning in it, begging for him to give them at least a crumb. And he's just like, "No~."He has one of those good mics too, ones that he can switch from ear to ear, and you can hear him from either side of you; he is excellent at whispering sweet nothings into your ear or, if he's feeling a little devious that day, tease you by running his tongue and nibbling against it his hot breath making you shiver.

Angel,

baby/babe,

pumpkin.

Thirteen

Random and slightly unhinged, she probably made it when she was fucked up drunk on Demonus one night and just kept it around for when she's horny and wants to fuck around and find out. Until she starts putting way too much effort into her silly little hobby to stop now.

Her content goes from, "your goth girlfriend takes you out on a cute date at night" to ASMR beating you unconscious to help you sleep then beating you again when you wake up. At this point her followers can pretty much tell when she is memeing in her audio or not. Even in her more serious ones, she tries to be at least a little funny.

She posts everyday at an ungodly hour, followers are confused and a little concerned like hello, do you sleep, ma'am?!

Would you believe her if she says most of her audios are Improv? 13 is the queen of Improv.

Most of her audio is her domming; she prefers her dear listener squirming underneath her helplessly as she does whatever she pleases to you. Imagining how your body would feel grinding against hers is getting her so wet

13 hardly ever does any Scripts unless it's something she really likes, she has a hard lady boner for Horror/ slasher nsfw scripts. Especially if it's dead by daylight, good Lord, humans make slap'n horror games...

Most of her serious audios are horror based so a lot of her kinks are darker in nature. She tries to make it clear in her descriptions so she doesn't hear people complain about it. Sometimes albeit very rarely, she will post cute girlfriend audios; she's just here to have a good time.

Preferred pet names for listener

Bee/bby ( yes said in that exact way)

Cutie

Sweetie

Sweetling

Mephisto

If you ever see him on the horny audio site no you didn't. Goes all out for each audio, has a good Mic is perfectly edited and has a significant sound effects. He doesn't post too often, but enough to keep his dear followers fed.

When he's feeling a script, you know it's going to be good he's very expressive voice will make every character pop, with phenomenal acting with a silver tongue to make you swoon! So he does fill scripts that other people write. His go-to is his own; he has his own little characters with their own little personalities and stories.

Sometimes if his dear sweet listener is crave a certain character enough, he'll make a series about them, maybe even name them.

His preferred nsfw audios are ones where power play is involved whether it's him or listener. A good example is his fan favorite Sugar Daddy x listener series, an audio series about him spoiling his sweet listener with money and his attention~. Though he has never done darker Kinks, he has thought about doing them...

He does make softer romantic audios where his character is open up and has sickening Sweet Moments that are sure to make your heart melt. Or maybe even heart-wrenching angst. Very rarely he will post an audio where it is nothing but him roughly taking the listener growling and mumbling broken sentences of "take it" or "Mine... Your mine!"

If you want a script to truly Captivate him give him a script with not only a good character to follow but an interesting world and story you'll have him going back to your page for refills.

Preferred pet names for listener

Darling

Beloved

My sweet betrothed.

Little Dove/ Dove

#THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR 2 YEARS #smut #obey me 13 #obey me mephistopheles #obey me raphael #Obey me #obey me side characters #it's been 2 years and I still haven't finished the original so if anything is wrong please forgive me #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer

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malboraslihan · 7 months

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hello friends <3 it's been a while since i posted a plotting call / interest post so i finally sat down today and wrote (more like assembled) plots / threads ideas i've been wanting to do. if you're interested in any of those LIKE THIS POST and i'll send you a message. just an important observation: we don't need to actually plot out most of these (some require working out details but that's it), if you want to write that plot with me just tell me which one and which muse you're interested and i'll write you a starter! so yeah basically, if you like any of those: * like the post * tell me which plot and which muse you want me to use (or which muse you think would work from your end so i can figure out who to use!) * i'll write you that starter

some need to knows... ig?

please do not worry about "making it fair" or anything like that, most of these plots are for my males and they're actual muses i want to develop so don't feel pressured to only choose one or all that.

on that same note, do not ask for a plot with one my girls just because you want one from my men. i honestly prepfer you pick plots you actually want to do instead of doubling threads and shit like that.

i'm open to plotting! but if we're gonna do it, i'd prefer we do it on discord cause the tumblr ims are always glitching to me and i keep losing tracks of things. so, if you wanna talk about things AND I'D LOVE TO, just lmk and i'll message you / give you my discord as well. (also, if we rp on discord and you wanna write some of these there, i'm obvs open<3)

these plots do not all need to be f/m ! i'm very open to make most of them f/f and while i'm a little more selective with who i write m/m plots, i'm willing to work things out if you have an idea :)

the bianchi reign

you're dating the mob boss / you're his sister / daughter and i'm his second in command but i can't stay away from you and you quickly realize it and we're flirting but if anyone finds out i'm dead

i'm infiltrating your gang to try and destroy it but we started sleeping together and it turns out there's feelings now but i just got an order to murder / kidnap you so now what

we were never close, i always thought you were annoying and now you fucked up big time on a mission and my father who's your boss wants to kill you but i marry you to stop him (insp)

i faked my own death to protect you/stop people from killing me/save our people and now three years later i send you a text asking you to meet me and at first you think it's a joke but then you come anyway and hi i'm alive (for noah!!!)

“we got framed for a crime we didn’t commit so now we’re on the run and having to kill and steal to survive and avoid arrest and now we really are dangerous criminals” au (maybe the crime was actually a fuck up inside the gang so now they're wanted <3) (for lorenzo or hazel)

the hawthorne family

you're dating my brother but he's constantly leaving you alone during events or even family trips to kiss my dad's ass and try to maintain his job so i keep you company until we're both drunk one night and i let it slip that i would love to kiss you

a plot where he’s a little too old for her but she doesn’t care. he thinks she’s immature and too reckless with her behavior. but she’s hellbent on proving him otherwise. so she applies for the position of his new personal assistant and he can’t help but appreciate her determination. of course he hires her but he does nothing short of giving her a hard time because this is her first job and she has no idea what she’s doing. but crap he finds her crying in the bathroom and his first instinct is to hold her and comfort her. he can’t believe he’s the cause of this and wises up fast. also maybe it has to do with his now urge to protect her. (for arthur)

not another rockstar by maisie peters.. just that toxic good old fangirl x stupid rockstar dynamic (for jean/hunter)

“you read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for that” au (for hunter, jean)

‘we had a one night stand a couple of weekends ago and i really didn’t think i’d ever see you again but wow, now i’m sitting in your office interviewing for a job but all i can think about is the incredible s3x we had’ (for adam or arthur)

rich kids

a poly relationship, could someone who is just as rich as them or someone who isn't and they're spoiling the fuck out of them... someone who worked for one of them before or a friend idk (mostly for gigi, hunter and sara) (insp)

since i’m on a sugar baby phase imagine a plot where a college student is absolutely pampered by annoymous guy. all he asks in return is to be remained mysterious, occasion nudes, and all the attention he craves. she’s all too willing to give it for the pretty penny he’s offering. but her birthday comes around and he surprises her with a trip to see her favorite singer / actor with vip access / meet & oh hold a second, how does he know my name ? (for jean or hunter / hae park (nicha yontararak fc) / angel)

someone give me a thread where this rich dude falls for the normal down to earth girl nd introduces her to his world full of private jets nd yachts nd all that stuff and yES PLEASE

acotar/royal

we're fighting in different sides of a war and when we meet during a negotiation we find out we're mated

stuck in a mission together and we've always hated each other but then it's freezing cold and we have only one bed in this shitty cabin we're staying for the night so we should cuddle

you are supposed to get married to make peace between our countries/courts but we hate each other and we're constantly bickering and fighting and i think you might have actually tried to kill me once or twice (insp)

harbor springs

a plot based on ‘tis the damn season…. small town, childhood friends, one stayed put and the other moved away for college… now comes back for the holidays ten years later… pls

based on stick season by noah kahan: we were best friend since day one, dated during high school and broke up because you left for college / pursue your dreams and i stayed behind but one day i get a notification from you that you liked a photo or you shared a by pic and i liked and we just go back to talking and we're getting close again until you invite me to spend summer with you wherever you are and i actually been saving up money to leave town so i go and when i see you again i know i'm definitely still in love with you (for videl, keegan, ivy, patrick, angel, rani)

sports themed

(the nationals + tobias + gregory)

based on the trade by ki stephens: the hockey team has a tradition of trading dates during the end of season dinner and i invite you and make my best friend invite your roommate cause i wanna get with her but we actually start getting close and i fall in love with you but at the night of the dinner one of the guy spills everything (for benny or gael)

based on the deal by elle kennedy: i'll pretend i'm your boyfriend if you agree to tutor me and of course we fall in love (for benny, keegan or dane)

based on icebreaker by hannah grace: you hate hockey players and you say that to my face after i make a move on you so now i have to prove you wrong (bonus points if she's a figure skater and he has to help her after her partner bails or smt) (bonus points if they share the same rink so they're always bickering about late practices and shit) (for benny, keegan or gael)

he left his hometown to play professional and ended up breaking up with high school sweetheart because the distance and the busy schedule was just too much but a few years later he's won the superbowl and he's miserable and he meets her at some random party in his new town and wait she's engaged to someone else (for tobias, greg, benny, keegan)

plot where muse a is a star athlete on a professional team, and they go to a bar/pub after a great victory, where they meet muse b - a very attractive, bitter stranger wearing a fan jersey from the rival team.

a frat boy who’s like every normal frat boy. he drinks too much, he parties, and he sleeps with random girls but everything changes when he’s around the girl from back home. the girl that really matters to him. he doesn’t want to admit that he likes her a lot but, that’s what it comes down to when one of the guys in his frat house wants to hook up with her and she’s perfectly willing. (for benny or keegan)

horror plots

some spooky muses i made <3

muse a and muse b get stranded on a roadtrip and are offered a place to stay by a friendly looking local, only to find out they’re a serial killer looking to make them their next two victims. ( + bonus points if they’re exes who literally just broke up minutes before their car broke down??? the drama )

based on x, we're renting a farm house to film a college project / independent horror film / porn and one of our friends disappears on the first day and then our car disappears and now we don't know what to do cause there's no one around and the nearest stop was a forty minutes car drive away

i made you join a cult with me (recruited you / joined with you / made you join whatever) but now shit is happening and you're miserable and i can't bear to see you like this cause i actually grew too fond of you so i don't know what to do but i keep protecting you a little too much and people are going to realize at some point (for ubon or milo)

misc

popular girl x her best friend.. bonus points if the popular girl has a boyfriend or is constantly hooking up with different people (for ivy, giovana, madeline, rani)

church girl + unholy bf (for rani) and the opposite church boy + unholy gf (for jacob, videl)

lacy by olivia rodrigo: you're dating my ex boyfriend but i'm actually obsessed with you and not really sorry that i lost him. (bonus points if they're in the same friend group) (for giovana, madeline, anastasia, grace, hazal, saja)

i really want a plot based two weeks ago by maisie peters.. the whole vibe of being in love with someone and have it finally happen before they need to get on a plane and go somewhere else? really want to explore the long distance relationship situation with all the jealousy and missed calls, timezones that don’t match (for literally anyone.. but some that i could see this working with are: jacob, videl, benny thompson, gigi, rani, ivy, pinar)

i'm pretty sure my husband/boyfriend is cheating on me so i go out to do the same but i can't just sleep with a random but then i meet you, my long time friend and we end up talking and laughing until i kiss you and we hook up but now i'm trying to work things out with my husband/boyfriend but i can't stop thinking about you (insp) (for anastasia, fatma, grace, nari / arthur, finnley, keegan, tobias)

“your ex hired me to make you fall in love with me then break your heart but oops i think i fell in love and now i’m conflicted what the fuck is happening i’m supposed to hurt you ow what am i sUPPOSED TO DO” (for gigi, gael, theo hughes (kaden h fc))

he fucked up big time but he never forgot about her and was constantly trying to fix their relationship until at some point he gives up and that's when she finally texts back / shows up at his door (for jacob, patrick, videl, arthur / hazal, verda) insp

a nice, shy, nerdy boy who literally no one pays attention to asks the popular, outgoing, ray of sunshine out and she was so confused and didn’t think he meant it at first but she agrees anyway because she doesn’t want him to feel bad because she sees that he really tried so hard to ask her out? and maybe it didn’t work out so well at first but he tries again anyway? it doesn’t work a few times because of her schedule but he’s really sweet so she agrees to another more because it wouldn’t hurt and by the end of the date he works up the courage to ask if he could kiss her and she reluctantly says okay - and completely underestimates him but holy shit that wasn’t a chaste kiss? and before she knows it her clothes are on the floor and he’s fucking her like a whore but she’s so intO IT? (for sebastian aka my luke hemmings fc muse)

accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone wow the kid is the really good kisser from the party last night au (for maddie, videl, benny, aurora, tobias)

we dated in high school, i wrote a book about you five years later and now you’re at a fan event asking for an autograph.. (for the writer: maddie / for the ex: benny, benny hawthorne, tobias, videl)

“i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you” (for arthur, videl, jacob)

“i’m in love with you and i just watched you get proposed to by your boyfriend right before my eyes and now i’m upset” (for jacob, patrick, keegan)

before trilogy inspired: we were the only ones waiting for a train but it was delayed for twelve hours / our next flight connection is not until tomorrow and we just decide to walk around the city and we end up kissing, i like you too much and i don't wanna lose this but it's time to go and we make a pact to come back here next month but we never actually do for different reasons and then 3/5/10 years later we meet again somewhere else.. (for ivy, rani, hunter or saja)

#so ! it took me ages to finally write this down but it's here HELLO #there's actually a few muses that i haven't been able to use and i want to so.. they're all around this list #it got long.. i'm sorry #but i also tried to separate by theme/verse so it's easier?#or idk if it actually makes it easier but oh well.#i just needed some “pre plotted” threads cause i've been missing them #so ig here it it #sorry for any gramma errors i just word vomitted and did not proof read anything #i'll shut up now #wanted plots

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prpfs · 2 months

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Hello Hello ❤️❤️

Looking for Long Term MxM RP witty a few cravings of mine! More story over smut but still good! Plenty of angsty bits if we choose.

Looking to play switch or bottom for nsfw scenes. Switch only if your character is also a switch. Third person only and I prefer to use Discord for RPs in adaptable with my length and as long as your not giving me like two sentience’s at most we should be fine (More than 7 Sentences minimum, more preferred)

Character A and B are princes from rival kingdoms who became married in order to build an alliance for the upcoming wars. They are polar opposites. Character A is social and loves parties and has no issue with one night stands and bringing women (or men) home to fuck, and enjoys his time out with the commoners and festivals, a “People’s Man” one may say. Character B is aloof, and is more focused on politics and his writing that ‘parties’ though if there’s one thing they can agree on, is that they think the marriage is bogus. They keep up appearances to the public, though behind closed doors they are less than thrilled to be together, though perhaps that may change with time?

Character A is a Drunk, working in the police force as a detective to solve crimes and help deal with cases, though recent cases have been nothing but hit and runs and assaults, nothing out of the ordinary. Until they kept finding the dead bodies laid about in such a way it couldn’t be coincidental. The city had a serial killer on its hands. The task force decides to bring outsider help, Character B to assist in the investigation and puts the two detectives together to work on the case, which is…not ideal given the twos vastly different temperaments.

Love me some problematic characters too, don’t be afraid to go nuts with the writing! Very few limits in terms of Darker Plots and content warnings, like the post and I’ll DM you and we can see if your a good fit!

like if you're interested and op will reach out

#mxm rp #gay rp #oc rp #ocxoc rp #oc roleplay #original rp #dead dove

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reiki-tsubetai · 8 months

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[rp cont]

Great! Let's get criming then!

[Hunter charges up a fireball to set the place on fire, but looks around and stops]

Hey, weren't there only one dead waiter in a pool of blood? Why are there three guys dead now?

Idk, I'm too drunk. *stands up, slightly out of balance* After you.

#wizardposting #criming

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my-dark-lord · 1 month

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Hi! I wanted to ask, is there a way to read more about your ocs in hellaverse? I just kinda like other people ocs very much lol

Hey! I'm so sorry this is running so late, Nonny, I meant to reply sooner than this but I tend to get distracted super easily. I've got the ADHD pretty bad and in my past life I was the goldfish that made scientists think they all had five second memories.

At any rate, I have quite a few Hellaverse OCs! A lot of fankids and then quite a few surrounding Ozzie or Valentino. I've been working more with the ones that deal with Val, lately, which are mostly Darío, Ostello, and Anya!

The main OCs I have are Ostello, Anya, Darío, Ozzie's Parents (Abstemiounessa and Valore), Archangel Uriel, Leviathan, Magpie, Vick, and then a few others that I don't do much with. I also have fankids but that may be for another time.

I literally just reworked Ostello's bio and took it from 364 words to 1,101 words and updated a lot of information that had become wrong as I wrote him. Anya recently got upgraded from OC that I didn't really do anything with to OC that I'm using a lot more.

They're all on my RP blog, @e-m-p-error, though a lot of them need a little reworking. For now, I can share Ostello and Anya's info here! I've been working on them most recently. Ostello is Valentino's ex-husband and Anya is his Personal Assistant!

It's under a cut for length. Ostello's info is LONG. All art by me.

Anya

Human Name: Anya Kazlow

Name In Hell: Anya

Nicknames: Annie Baby, Yaya

Faceclaim: My/Friend’s Art

Original Universe: Mainverse

Age: 30 (When He Died); 37 Years Dead

Birthday: April 30th, 1956 (Taurus)

Deathday: December 5th, 1986

Height: 6'8"

Gender: Cis Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Bisexual Bimantic, Ambigamous

Species: Gorgon Sinner

Snake Color: Red and White

Eye Color: Pale red sclera, bright green irises

Occupation: Valentino’s Personal Assistant

Headcanon Masterlist

When Anya was alive, she worked in a veterinarian’s office that saw a lot of exotic pets owned by bad people. There were all kinds of things that she had to overlook in her line of work, including humans that had bullet wounds or other such injuries. She doubled as a nurse when she had to, and learned how to take care of human and animal injuries alike. Always having been nurturing and gentle, she was well-loved by the Russian mafia in her town in Belarus and ended up getting married to a lower-ranking member after tending to him for one summer.

She was shot on their wedding day when a rival cell infiltrated the wedding and killed as many of the people there as they could. She died holding her lover’s hand, and vowing revenge. This never came to fruition.

Meeting Valentino not long after she fell, Anya was hired on to be his PA after she ended up gentling him through an injury that he obtained in a turf war. She happened to be there at the time, and he decided having a medically minded personal assistant would be a good idea. She sold her soul to him, and being an important member of his team, she was given the golden tooth that Angel Dust and Val both had. She is in love with Valentino, but he only sees her as a friend. She’s mostly okay with this because it’s worth it just to be near him. It is her job to handle most things that Vox doesn’t handle for him. This can be anything from cast lists to work schedules to bartending if he needs someone to cover a shift. If Val needs it done, she’ll do it.

Her snakes are Frog Eating Rat Snakes, and because of this, they have bacteria in their mouths. If she bites you, it is an immediate, violent, and disgusting case of leprosy that can kill in minutes. She has only ever bitten three people, and she usually doesn’t, but she will absolutely do it if it is necessary.

Anya is very nosy and always likes to be up on the latest gossip and whatever juicy things are going on around Val. She will pry into his business while she takes care of him while he’s drunk so she is abreast of the latest drama.

Ostello

Human Name: Oscar Lawrence

Name In Hell: Ostello

Nicknames: Tello, Baby (Valentino Exclusive), Broadway (@strangeandun-muse-ual’s Vox Exclusive)

Faceclaim: My Art/Al Pacino

Original Universe: Mainverse

Birthday: January 21st, 1899

Human Deathday: May 3rd, 1944

Demon Deathday: February 9th, 1980 (Assassinated by Val with a Holy spear)

Age: 45 (When He Died As A Human); 36 Years Dead (When Killed By Val); 80 Years Dead (In Heaven)

Gender: Cis Male

Sexuality: Homosexual Homoromantic Ambigamous

Species: Badger Sinner

Height: 6'8"

Relation: Valentino’s Ex-Husband (Widowed)

Occupation: Overlord, Pop-Jazz Singer, Arms Dealer

Headcanon Masterlist

When he was alive, his name was Oscar Lawrence. Oscar was the son of Ruth and Samuel Lawrence, their only child. Marty was his father’s best friend, his right-hand man in the fire department, and his wife’s affair partner. Oscar knew about the affair for approximately a year before his father died on Christmas day when he was ten years old. A year after his father’s death, Marty was his stepfather, and while he never held any express animosity toward him, he never called Marty his father. His mother and Marty had two kids together who were twelve and fourteen years younger than he was, and he was never particularly close to his half-siblings.

At seventeen, he had dropped out of school and gone to work in a club in Omaha. He was discovered singing one of the numbers from a nightly show while cleaning by his boss, who loved his sound and gave him his own attempt at playing a show one Saturday night. For starters, he did a few covers of things that he had heard and ended the night on a song he’d written himself. His lyrics were filled with a longing he became known for, a desire for something he could never have. It became something that was so Oscar Lawrence to long, to pine so genuinely and openly that it was impossible to separate from him. So much of his music was about barely scraping his fingertips against the thing he longed for, and nobody could ever quite get out of him what it was.

When he was twenty, he met Olivia, his wife-to-be. She fell for him, hard and fast, and he never felt much. But it was a suspicious thing for a man his age not to have a wife, and he liked Olivia enough to live with her. Oscar was rarely home, out touring and recording a lot, but at twenty-one their daughter, Gertrude “Gertie” Rose Lawrence was born. He rarely saw her, and when he was home, he was usually sad and drunk. Gertie doesn’t remember much of her dad, but his biggest sin with her was neglect. He never rose his hand against her or her mother, and he was never particularly cruel.

However, he did cheat on his wife. Often while he was on tour, he could sleep with any woman that wanted him in ways he found impossible to do with his wife at home. Like many singers of his time, he also had a stage presence on the silver screen. Much like he found many temporary replacements for his wife, he found a semi-permanent replacement for his daughter as a mentor to Shirley Temple.

If there was something as Oscar Lawrence as pure, unadulterated longing, it was a desire to run from what he did have with that same desperation.

His biggest sin in life was that he was gay in a time when that was very highly frowned upon, and it was a well-kept secret. Nobody knew about it, and he never once acted on it while he was alive.

When he died in 1944, it was a slow, painful, and disorienting death alone in a hospital half a country away from his family. His wife and daughter flew out to see him just in time to say goodbye, and he couldn’t recall who they were. He died of acute liver failure that had progressed under the radar of his manager who had been busy working him through the holidays.

Olivia sued the company for negligence that led to her husband’s death, and she and Gertie continued to never want for anything but the man whom they owed their cushy lives to. Neither could say they knew him before he died, and after they would know him even less.

Oscar sort of expected to fall into Hell, and when he did, he was unsurprised. For a few months, he just tooled around, feeling out his new abilities and appearance as a badger. He discovered early on that he had pyrokinesis and it was something of a novelty for a while.

One night while walking the streets and experimenting with it in the lonely hours of the morning, he gave a fireball too much juice and shot an Overlord on her way back from a big deal. He didn’t expect it, and it led to a huge fight between the two of them in which Ostello accidentally became the victor. It was a hard fight and when her gun was knocked from her hands, he managed to grab it in the ensuing wrestling for it. Unbeknownst to him, it was loaded with holy bullets, and ended in her demise.

Her attendants, who had scattered during the fight, came to him to tell him that he was now in charge of her territory as long as nobody else took it, and he took the responsibility fairly seriously. This didn’t stop him from pursuing a musical career on top of the weapons dealing, of course, but it was somethingi that he did want to do to the best of his ability.

Ostello, as he eventually renamed himself, became a rather beloved fixture of the Pentagram. He was hard to upset and treated his workers with dignity and respect. They were paid well, especially those who gathered holy metals during the Extermination, and he never went so far as to treat any of them cruelly.

He worked with Alastor to produce radio shows and sang live several times for him. When Vox eventually came around, Ostello left Alastor’s employ to work under a label that Vox owned. He performed for him there, with concerts and other such things, until the day he was killed. His music is still fairly popular and played in several Voxtech buildings.

In 1972, he met Valentino, and in two months married the moth. He was a devoted husband who wanted nothing more than to make his wife happy, and he spent the next eight years absolutely enamored by him. However, Valentino had never really been in love with him, and in 1980 used a holy spearhead pilfered from Ostello’s own armory to kill him.

Due to his love for Valentino driving him to be a much, much happier and better person, when he died he was reincarnated in Heaven. He dislikes Heaven very much because he misses Valentino and was reunited with Olivia. He does not know that Gertie is in Hell. He has been watching Valentino in Hell for years and is abreast with the latest things going on in his life at all times.

#Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel OCs #Hazbin Hotel Original Characters #Hellaverse OCs #Demon OC #Angel OC

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ratressofhell · 9 months

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GOOD OMENS OC: Abyssinia, Duchess of Hell! Hastur's "Little rodent "

Art by @moe-machine

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( note from mum: I'm aware she's a fan character, and never ever will be Canon, she's simply made for my own fan, and I wish to share her with other open like-minded people. If you dislike canon x OC ships, then kindly please click off. Im not here for fandom Drama. Thank you💜 )

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- HER BACKSTORY -

PLEASE ENJOY.

COMMENTS AND FEEDBACK IS GREATLY APPRECIATED.

I ALSO WANT TO SAY BEFORE HAND! THIS MAY HAVE TIGGERS! AM NOT PARTLY SURE! (If there are, I'll properly retag, after you all read through, and tell me. Am still new to the whole triggers tagging, and what qualifies a trigger so bare with me please)

BUT THIS WILL ADDRESS NSFW WORK TOPICS.

AND PLOY-SHIPPING.

ALSO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT FALLS UNDER NSFW.

JUST TRYING TO PLAY IT SAFE HERE.

(As am not waiting actual sex scenes here. Am merely mentioning ploy-shipping as one of features of this story. I'm just unsure, if that falls under nsfw, or not)

BUT THIS ISN'T A FANFIC EITHER!

THIS IS MORE FOOTNOTES, AND A SUMMARY OF MY RP, AND THEORIZED FANFIC!

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LET US START FROM THE BEGINING.....

They (I have 2 female OC's) were created back when season one was launched. And I had created personal head/fan canons in my story, that soon now be revered to as retcon at this point, before we go any further.

I also admit, I have yet figure out how my OCs fit into season 2 now.

So think of my timeline, was before season one and after season one, and all that dead time between, caught in fandom limbo. And let's pretend if my main OC was a cannon, simply think she was not mention cause her scenes were just cut out. (As she is a much bigger player) I love trying to make my characters work within the current episodes or films of a series, then just having them come between fandom reset fanfics, you know? If any of you get, what am trying to explain here?

SO! What that said, let's finally talk about them.

First I have Primrose. She was just made to give Angel Hastur tragic back story. I quickly kill her off in the back story.

Prim was a healer in training ( she lost parents, when she was 8ish, Well! Times were hard back then after lol XD. At 8 she had to fend for self, and she managed to protect herself) But now 17 she manages to have her own little place, and do odd and jobs, and was a waver by trade while, working on her own remedies. Yet as I said, in this time Angels did live among humans and they were aware. So am sure Prim was aware of Hastur and other angels in her town. But mostly as acquaintances. But she never got close to any, not cause she was loner or a jerk. She other crap to do.

Yet I see it were, a younger Angel Crowley and other random unnamed one were playing to rough with a young Angel Hastur, and he told them to piss off. (was even picked even then) And Prim did step in, but the damage was already done. So, of course, she steps up to help him, and that is when she started to be friend an angel after all.

They started to get closer, and soon a bit to close, to suit the other angel elders and human elders, Of course, they did fall in love despite the warnings. Or how the angel/human elders told all, the hybrid child should never happen.. We all know how that all turned out with Lilith, when she left Eden.

But I see Hastur was younger he was dumb and drunk on love too. BUT THANKFULLY! They were nothing like Romeo and Juliette! But to show you how twisted and screwed up the head Angels are in GO universe, they blame Prim, telling her to bye-bye. Banished her out with all the other monsters to go fend in some other city. Forcing her to leave the special Angel/Human ruled lands, she always knew as her home. As a safe heaven on earth, mostly. To be now doomed to wander the lands, that Lilith now owned, hell's perversion.

But that only if she (Gab blamed her 100% alone) refuse to cease their actions. But of course she back sasses them and you know Gabe hates that. So bye-bye Prim and young Hastur goes with her. But they don't really see the harm, they think he's lashing out as a rebellious teen, he's at that stage. thinking he will be back.

But he doesn't return, he's happy with Prim, as it seems they found another town, welcoming them with open arms. It had all kinds of people who rebelled, and joined Lilith. (Though this wasn't Lilith's main town she over saw, she still kind of reminds unseen to all, she keeps to herself) And many monsters, that bible now talks about, that Lilith and other humans made and created, when she laid with so many.

The town was Sodom and Gomorrah (yet with so many retelling repaints of our bible, and changing narrative through the years a lot of was removed...so we never got the real story)

The Angels felt this city question the order and was just pure chaos, and not put of “the plan” And we all know all know what happened.

But Prim was one of their main targets,and others like her. And Prim was pregnant, and Gabe had the nerve to say how all of this happening is a joke, too. My Angels have sick sense of humor.

(And this why Has now hates jokes to this day. )

But to make matters to worst, Prim's recantation soul would always be a curse to die young, for her so called sin. (I also have it were in my version, unlike other reaction stories, where they look same..She has different faces)

And it would seems demon Hastur hasn't realize he has come across her new lifes countless of times, even being the one who ended up killing her, or tormenting her, or they simple cross paths on a street.

SHE has always be there, rather he knew it to not. And that when we come to Abyss or Abyssinia. Yes my rat demoness, is really Primrose, reincarnated. (though goes on unrealized for long time in my s tory!! yet know all you know) But she started off life as a human. With a normal name (I never really came up with) A odd, awkward girl, who had love in her heart, but become bitter quickly, and choose her security blanket was to hide behind the gothic trend. She hated her parents, but they earned the hate. She was a opss baby, so they had to wed, and hated each other so they took out on her. It wasn't long time she caught wind of London was the place!for the gothic scene back in the day, so run away to London. Wasn't long till she hooked up with a follow goth, and started going by Abyssinia, (she picked as it abyss and sin it..) but he was aj erk, always trouble with the law, abused her, got her catch up in his life of crime. He always cheated on her too. But she no other place, and she put up with it. As long she did what he said, it would all be fine. She was plotting to off him soon anyways, and steal all the wealth had stolen. She played all nice and sweet. Then it was big time he was gonna hit up bank, she had her part to play.

Yet all went horribly wrong.

When she met her untimely ended, up her Boyfriend coming after her. (As he realized what she was planning on the side) to kill her. She panicked and didn't hold her ground, as she had play in her mind she would, for days. She ended up sliding and crackling her head on some marble floor, ( bleeding to death..)

It seems universe as gotten retried of reincarnating, as with each life she lives her soul just turned dark and bitter. And she ends up the burning pits. Well guess what! She was all “F-THAT!” So she fought her way out of the pit. And in one human year climbed out. All of hell was impressed as normally, must give up. Even getting as close to very last step, but then slips, and falls all the way back. NOT HER!. So, of course, it was no question she deserved a spot. For years she managed to work herself into having her own infamous rep.

It seems she and Hastur have A FTF thing going on. Or so they claim. (though behind doors their more going on XD) Though he's unaware of the truth of Abyss and who her corrupt soul really belongs to. And of course, she has no idea, like she can remember her past lives. Yet fully remembers her human one, so in away she thinks differently then them, cause she was HUMAN! Once.

Then finally, she earned her own seat with main, as a “duchess of hell” kind of given she and Hastur are a couple now. And since she was once human, she don't understand the how she could chosen duke, but she like how she was the first duchess! So they were “ whatever..than..”

Yet was long road for her to get where she was. (And now given events of good omens season one, I say Abyss was off acting other orders being once human...it help demons with other earthly matters. Why we didn't see, in theory, if she was cannon)

I really don't know how the demon royal class work, yet when climbed out of the pit..

She was placed as a lower class demon, but she still sat higher then the others. Worked closer with them like an earn boy, or something...And unlike other lower demons...They made a new rank for her right on the spot, as Satan demanded it. (I know that has some plot hole there I cant argue that) But naturally Crowley (when he still in hell's good graces and with this rank) was interested by this little human...

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A PART FROM AN RP: Her having a flashback, why the scenes all the over the place

Her eyes widen, at she heard her name upon his lips. Memories she tried to suppress came flooding back. Playing in her mind, of how horribly he flirted with her, pocking fun at her name. Pocking fun at on daily bases, till earned her trust. THEN BROKE IT!!!

“ Abyssina, huh loosely named after breed of feline, or the Ethiopian Empire...What an odd name...”

He did find her fascinating study, for the feat she managed to take. Clearly this little freshly demon was special... and he did find humans entertaining, here was one! Starting a new life...And he didn't have to pose as human around her, they were on even playing ground, both demons

'NO!' Abyss would reply angry. "I named my self, that I though it sounded gothy...Abyss and sin in the name..." She blushed, flustered by his taunts.

. "I never though I would have demon correcting me...Nor would have though heaven and hell was real...that I climb out of the pit and now a demon myself..'

'Yes, Well, I have to bounce...' he grabbed her hand giving a playful kiss. ' See ya Abyss...' ...he always seemed to be around very corner, during her lower demon life, or when she running earns for higher ups, being their little slave. Pulling her aside making her do bad stuff, or playing tricks on them...He was her first real friend...in hell....Then things got complicated, when he stole a kiss...and she returned it and the what was meant to be one night stand into many sexual encounters...Till one day she realized...or what she though he was, using her since he couldn't get who he really wanted...then next thing he knew she had become one of better's girl, Hastur and climbed the ranks...

He was hurt by her too, but he couldn't blame her...It was kind of true. But why did she choose to fall into that toad's arms!....but dammit he let her in, it was hard to let her go. It drove him insane, when Hell choose to send her to get infor him, as well it lead to another thing...Despite them both having their own loves, they still fell victim to old nostalgic feelings...He was her ' first' in her new demonic life how can you forget your first, as she was his first ' human'

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END RP POST

....When she finally ended with Crowley, blasting him across the face too. (during one of her hours, she was given off by the higher ups, as I said she was not your normal demonic servant more plot holes lol)

Hastur happened to see it happening from a far (as all hell knew he was “playing” with her whatever they though again...just as long she and him did their jobs whatever) And smirked when saw her slap him across his face, and Crowley was about to say something but just stormed away...Abyss breaks into silent tears, and Hastur stops in mid step, he stirred a memory in him...Prim's tears. Scared to admit, she had fallen in love with him..feeling she did something bad. Yet he took into his arms told her “No” And he tried to fight these feelings, but he couldn't. And he come closer behind Abyss he spoke “...Foolish girl! He is a snake, what did you expect...?” She clears her face, trying to act like she wasn't crying and turns leave, knowing he was there to retrieve her for what ever little thing they need of her..

Yet he grabs her by wrist, pulling her back all “...I know you want to see him suffer...” Grinning at her. “I do too.” She looks at him all “...what are you implying..?” Hastur was having his memory of crying prim guide him, to do something nice for his little charge...He laid it all out for her, looked stunned, but then give him one hell of a grin. “YES!!!” Making stumble back a bit, at how excited and loud she was. (even as the author I have no idea what was...but I know it last over course of time as made them get closer, till she turned into his FTF...and fall into his arms)

Being closer to her, he realized she had darker side, and loved to torment. And her darkly positive out look was a breath fresh air to him.

RANDOM AUTHOR NOTES

And OMG! I am sure crowly felt so crush !!! When he got called down for special news and annoncement...(as all demons needed to be present of this rare event in history) And how Abyss gives him dagger stares...As Buz makes the announcement, goes on long detail how born a human, a sinful one died, came here climbed out of the pits...found a spot at their court as their personal servant .till she approved, even some humans need to die before they achive greatness...And a new seat has open up...Hastur grabs a random higher court demonthe random demon all "wait what?" * and toss them into vet of holy water* So let us welcome Abyssinia, as our first duchess....and I guess...yaddaya...She belongs hastur...so none of other demons get ideas...

Crowley: wtf just happened...what...Abyss...is this is cuz your still mad me..come on its hastur! Abyss glares at him. "...as of now your not allowed, to be so familar with me Crowley.....*walks past him so coldy...then just to make point she grabs hastur force making out with him...then he realizes what is going on, and returns it...as he flips him the bird as their still kissing.. Crowley just leaves all pissed

BUT THERE IT IS....pretty much....Yet Crowley/Abyss still have random hook ups, its so confusing...as its true they do love another one too, yet their loyal to their real love......So it has me wondering...in season 2, when hes driving all heart broken, who's to say he doesn't pay her visit to ' vent' Though kind of change some things around..I hate how Gab/Buzz run off...I want to still have them..my story...so they leave out love part..still remain in their spots...or she comes back as they broke up after first fight all mad, reclaims her throne back.

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HIDDEN TRIVA:

Then I had this twist, were Crowley breaks into the recantations files (with the help of Aziraphale, it seems they are some new secret mission), that father time guards and runs, along with some other things that Father time must do. And nosy Crowley finishing getting what he needed, starts to get a bit nosy and distracted and instead of running away (while Aziraphale is “alright come on! ), chooses to look for some humans, he kind of liked hanging with. Then remembers how some still owe him some money! From one of their past life's.(though of course mostly he did spend most of his time with Aziraphale, but also when in human form, hang with interesting humans through the eons lol) And happens to stumble upon her Abyss file somehow. And know he knows...things. Thinking

wait...so Abyss is Primrose, Hastur's rune. AH! She still is even to day..snorts to himself.

#good omens #good omens oc #hastur good omens #duchess of hell #good omens crowley

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biggiegeorges · 4 months

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2023, a year in music

Janvier

Boldy James - Indiana Jones [Rap]

Ice Spice - Like...? [Rap]

Popstar Benny - University! [Rap]

Lakecia Benjamin - Phoenix [Jazz]

Malcolm Stracham - Point of no return [Jazz Fusion]

Lucas Santtana - O Paraiso [Brasilian Folk]

Icytwat - Siddhi World (Deluxe) [Rap]

Shaudy Kash & Top$ide - On The Yeah Side 2 [Rap]

Boogotti Kasino - Pink House [Rap]

MarijuanaXO & TGE L Masi - Ball Til We Fall [Rap]

RX Papi - Marlo [Rap]

Bic Fizzle - Clark Street Baby [Rap]

qua - Solo Tape [Jersey Club]

Slimesito - Paid N Full [Rap]

SteezTheProducer - Versatility [Jersey Club]

Février

Meemo Comma - Loverboy [Electronic]

Lokowat - Elementos [Batida]

Kelela - Raven [RnB]

Dai Ballin - 448 pt.2 [Rap]

Liv.E - Girl In The Half Pearl [RnB]

Young Nudy - Gumbo [Rap]

3Phaz - Ends Meet [Electronic]

Acid Arab - Trois [Electronic]

Caroline Polachek - Desire I want to turn into you [Pop]

Christian Mcbride's New Jawn - Prime [Jazz]

Braxton Cook - Who are you when no one is watching [Jazz / Soul]

WB Nutty - Im not an artist [Rap]

Paco Panama - The Wire vol.1 [Rap]

Shaudy Kash - Ghetto Heartthrob 2 [Rap]

Ayoolii - 2 Grams [Rap]

Ayoolii & Run Along Forever - Crashing Tf Out [Rap]

SME Taxfree & Big Homie Dre Cash - Just Like Brothers [Rap]

Karol G - Manana Sera Bonito [Cumbia]

LilC4 - The Blueprint [Jersey Club]

Cashcache! & Slime Dollaz - The Life of Slime [Rap]

Yeat - Aftërlyfe [Rap]

Mari Montana - Outstanding Member [Rap]

Tae rackzz - Who Is Ju ? [Rap]

Mars

RXKNephew - Till I'm Dead [Rap]

Mariboy Mula Mar - Effortless [Rap]

RXK Nephew - Ready 2 Ball [Rap]

Tisakorean - Let Me Update My Status [Rap]

Luh Tyler - My Vision [Rap]

CEO Trayle - The Collection vol.2 [Rap]

DJ Girl - Hellworld [Electronic]

Lonnie Holley - Oh me Oh my [Soul]

Adi Oasis - Lotus Glow [Soul]

Kali Uchis - Red Moon in Venus [Soul]

Cécile McLorin Salvant - Mélusine [Jazz]

Lojay - Gangster Romantic [Afrobeat]

Boygenius - The Record [Pop]

Billy Childs - The Wind Of Change [Jazz]

Surgeon - Crash Recoil [Techno]

Bear1Boss - Blow Up! [Rap]

Yves Tumor - Praise A Lord Who Chews But Which Does Not Consume [Rock]

Subiibabii - Webb2 [Rap]

Lucile Ghatti - Tears From A Clown [RnB]

Vayda - Breeze [Rap]

Avril

DJ Finale - Mille Morceau [Afrobeat]

DJ Danifox - Ansiedade [Batida]

Nondi_ - Flood City Trax [Footwork/Techno]

Jim Legxacy - Homeless N*gga Pop Music [RnB]

Niontay - Dontay's Inferno [Rap]

Nourished By Time - Erotic Probiotic 2 [Pop]

MC Yallah - Yallah Beibe [Rap]

BackwoodzStudioz - High Bias [Rap]

Babsy Konate - Tounga [Gao Rap]

Fly Anakin - Skinemaxxx Side A [Rap]

Icytwat - Have Mercy On Us [Rap]

SME Taxfree - I'm Still Industreet [Rap]

Kara Jackson - Why does the Earth give us people to love [Folk]

Kiko El Crazy - Pila'e Teteo [Dembow]

Funny $Money & OTR Trapbaby - Trap Money [Rap]

Myaap - No Guarntee vol.1 [Rap]

Jass Clutch - No Deal [Rap]

Mariboy Mula Mar - Mula Ova Errthing [Rap]

Ayoolii - Brudderman [Rap]

Mai

Hitech - Detwat [Ghettotech]

Billy Woods & Kenny Segal - Maps [Rap]

Idlibra - Muganga [Electronic]

Guiss Guiss Bou Bess - Jolof Bass Music [Electro Sabar]

DJ Ramemes - Sem Limites [Baile Funk]

3Phaz - Drumtratrax [Electronic]

RP Boo - Legacy vol.2 [Footwork]

Ghetto Baby Boom - Boom Talk [Rap]

RXK Nephew - Neph Crockett [Rap]

RXK Nephew - Drunk Nights [Rap]

RXK Nephew - Summer in Miami [Rap]

SME Taxfree & Dai Ballin - House Party [Rap]

Gale - Lo Que No Te Dije [Pop]

Baby Stone Gorillas - Babyst5xne Gorillas 2 [Rap]

Smoke Chapo - Over The Counter [Rap]

RRB Duck - Back in tha K [Rap]

Vayda - Dawn [Rap]

Paco Panama & Deemuney - Faces of the Hill [Rap]

Juin

Veeze - Ganger [Rap]

Sexyy Red - Hood Hottest Princess [Rap]

Peso Pluma - Genesis [Corrido]

Asake - Work Of Art [Afrobeat]

Certified Trapper - Trapper of the Year [Rap]

Amaarae - Fountain Baby [Afropop]

Nicky Schrire - Nowhere Girl [Jazz]

Blue Lake - Sun Arcs [Folk]

Nicola Conte - Umoja [Jazz]

Ambrose Akinmusire - Beauty Is Enough [Jazz]

David Kofi - Live At Late Night Jazz Royal Albert Hall [Jazz]

Ayoolii - Montessori [Rap]

RXK Nephew - The ONEderful Nephew [Rap]

RXK Nephew - Shawty RXK Too 3 [Rap]

Glokk40spaz - Glokk Files [Rap]

RealYungPhil - Victory Music [Rap]

WifiGawd & Gawd - Block Music [Rap]

RRB Cheese & RRB Mel - Shake Da Blender 1 [Rap]

Vontee The Singer - Lovers & Friends [RnB]

Rylo Rodriguez - Been One [Rap]

Babydrill - Madman [Rap]

D30 - Turn the Streetz Up [Rap]

Louie Ray - Even Stronger [Rap]

Super Throwed Dave - Smacking Fire [Rap]

Juillet

African Head Charge - A Trip to Bolgatanga [Experimental]

Bandgang Lonnie Bands - Bam Bam [Rap]

DJ K - Panico No Submundo [Baile Funk]

Babyface Ray - Summer's Mine [Rap]

Surf Gang - Fast 5 [Rap]

RX Papi - My name Is my Name [Rap]

Matt Wilde - Hello World [Jazz]

Icytwat - Final Boss [Rap]

Fly Anakin - Skinemaxxx Side B [Rap]

Ayoolii - Enigma [Rap]

DJ WS Da Igrejinha - Caça Fantasma vol.1 [Baile Funk]

Gordão Do PC - Victor Era Meu Nome de Nerd [Baile Funk]

MC Saci - Funktroit [Baile Funk]

D.Silvestre - Espanta Gringo [Baile Funk]

John Coltrane & Eric Dolphy - Evenings at the Village Gate [Jazz]

Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loveliest Time [Pop]

Papo2004 - Pap on P.E.D.'s [Rap]

Subiibabii - Swag School [Rap]

Icytwat - 4 Da Troopz [Rap]

Babyxsosa - Bling Bling [RnB]

Osamason - Osama Season [Rap]

Myaap - Worth The Wait [Rap]

Louie Ray - We still don't grind the same [Rap]

SuperThrowed Fay Fay - FreeBandz Forever [Rap]

Août

DJs Di Guetto - DJs Di Guetto [Batida]

Alfredo Rodriguez - Coral Way [Latin Jazz]

Jaimie Branch - Fly or Die Fly or Die Fly or Die ((World Jazz)) [Jazz]

Zach Bryan - Zach Bryan [Country]

Emma Rawicz - Chroma [Jazz]

Sha EK & Bandmanrill - Jiggy in Jersey [Jersey Club]

Grupo Frontera - El Comienzo [Cumbia]

Paco Panama - The Matrix [Rap]

Lay Bankz - Now You See Me [Rap]

Jass Clutch - Hustle && Flow [Rap]

Dai Ballin - BallHog [Rap]

YTB Fatt - Who is Fatt [Rap]

Septembre

Slowdive - Everything Is Alive [Shoegaze]

Jlin - Perspective [Electronic]

DJ Arana - Rock Pesado 2 [Baile Funk]

Ruger - Ru The World [Afropop]

Cash Cobain - Pretty Girls Love Slizzy [Rap]

Tropa Do Bruxo - Baile Do Bruxo [Baile Funk]

Yussef Dayes - Black Classical Music [Jazz]

Jalen Ngonda - Come Around And Love Me [RnB]

DJ Znobia - Inventor vol.1 [Kuduro]

Deena Abdelwahed - Jbal Rrsas [Electronic]

Club Casualties - Bridge Underwater [Pop]

Olivia Rodrigo - Guts [Pop]

Margo Cilker - Valley of Heart's Delight [Country]

Cléo Sol - Gold [RnB]

Cléo Sol - Heaven [RnB]

Kamaal Williams - Strings [Jazz]

SME Taxfree - My whole life a mob movie [Rap]

Tinashe - BB/Ang3l [RnB]

Chicken P - Ain't Lost Shit [Rap]

Chappell Roan - The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest Princess [Pop]

Goldenboy Countup - Dawg Pound [Rap]

2sdxrt3all - Fuck School [Rap]

SCY Jimm - Highly Favored [Rap]

2rare - Truth or Rare [Rap]

Octobre

Black Pumas - Chronicles of a Diamond [Soul]

Vanyfox - Sonho Azul [Batida]

Xexa - Vibracoes de Prata [Electronic]

Nidia - 95 Mindjeres [Batida]

Philly Goats - Philly Goats [Jersey Club]

DJ Jeeh FDC - Alcateia [Baile Funk]

Bad Bunny - Nadie Sabe Lo Que Va a Pasar Manana [Latin Trap]

Junior H - $ad Boyz 4 Life II [Corrido]

Guiss Guiss Bou Bess - Drum N' Mbalax [Electro Sabar]

EQ Why - Dance Floor [Footwork]

Mike Reed - The Separatist Party [Jazz]

Shaudy Kash - Mr Bitche$$$ [Rap]

D'Cantwo Junior - Sayajins [Baile Funk]

Ayoolii - No Love [Rap]

Ayoolii - Nailed It [Rap]

RXK Nephew - Certified Alcoholic [Rap]

Pangaea - Changing Channels [House]

DJ P7 - Funk Deluxe 3 [Baile Funk]

EthanUno & KimJ - Mexikoreano [Jerseychata / Hyperpop]

WifiGawd - Been Bout It [Rap]

Ken Carson - A Great Chaos [Rap]

Brent Faiyaz - Larger Than Life [RnB]

Fuerza Regida - Pa las Baby's y Belikeada [Corrido]

Che - Crueger [Rap]

KP Skywalka - Rhythm N Bip [Rap]

YT - #Stillswaggin [Rap]

L5 - Blood on Switch Street [Rap]

Novembre

DJ Manny - Hypnotized [Footwork]

DJ Ramon Successo - Sexta Dos Crios [Baile Funk]

Chuquimamani-Condori - DJ E [Experimental]

Bear1Boss - Lil Hot Sauce [Rap]

41 - 41 World : Not The Album [Rap]

Babyxsosa - Babyxsosa [Rap]

CEO Trayle - The Collection vol.3 [Rap]

Joey Alexander - Continuance [Jazz]

Aziz Konkrite - Siba Sawt-System #1 [Electro]

Teni - Tears of The Sun [Afropop]

Bate1Prod - Longa Espera [Batida]

H31R - Headspace [Rap]

Chris Stapleton - Higher [Country]

cabezadenego, Leyblack & M'Bé - Mimosa [Experimental]

DJ Ramemes - Tamborzin de volta redonda [Baile Funk]

El Alfa - El Rey del Dembow [Dembow]

Loren Stillman - Time and again [Jazz]

RXK Nephew & Harry Fraud - Life After Neph [Rap]

Tia Maria Produçoes - São Dicas [Batida]

Wizz Havinn - Super Wizz [Rap]

Actress - LXXXVIII [Electronic]

Kodak Black - When I was dead [Rap]

Duwap Kaine - Bully [Rap]

D30 - Trappers and Scammers [Rap]

Anycia - Extra [Rap]

MarijuanaXO & Joe Pablo - 30 Mil No Deal [Rap]

SME Taxfree - Standin On Bidness [Rap]

Raised Round Bosses - Ain't Nun Better Than A Cracked Phone 2 [Rap]

Yung Threat - Se Grim Reaper [Rap]

Décembre

Chicken P - Bussabrick vol.3 [Rap]

Starlito - Love Drug [Rap]

Iphupho L'Ka Biko - Azania [Jazz]

Ambrose Akinmusire - Owl Song [Jazz]

Ayoolii - Mindstate Of Luxury [Rap]

Tropa Do Bruxo - Baile Do Bruxo (Deluxe) [Baile Funk]

DJ Anderson Do Paraiso - Queridao [Baile Funk]

Vayda - Forrest Gump [Rap]

Osamason - Flex Music [Rap]

Wizz Havinn - Super Wizz The Sequel [Rap]

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rphelperblog · 2 years

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Hope Mikealson Quotes

Part one—fixing one of the first memes I made on this blog- feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes-inspired by the ever lovely @thegoldenheiress

“I thought you had something important to tell us.”

“Because you’re drunk. I really need you to focus. This is a matter of life and death.”

“In a shocking turn of events, I ignored you.

“I thought you had something important to tell us.”

“Please keep these two from trying to kill or die for each other.”

“Get to the helpful part!”

“Except that I can’t handle being around a bunch of strangers right now.”

“Yeah. Uh, don’t worry though. Everyone here is dead.”

“You’re great at riddles. We should probably add fight training to your coursework though.”

“Yeah. Uh, don’t worry though. Everyone here is dead.

“save your breathe. You’ll be dead.”

“Yeah, super helpful. Ask a vampire how he turned a woman to stone.”

“Well, he walked away because he thinks I can’t handle him being human.”

“In a shocking turn of events, I ignored you.”

Are you seriously comparing my boyfriend dying to you not realizing that the guy you like was a good guy until it was too late?”

“You’re always telling me to connect more!”

“If I need someone to die a lot or be picked on, I know who to call. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. I didn’t mean that.”

“Then you’re Batman and I’m Robin. Either way, you call the shots. So how do you want to do this? Fireball? Wind torrent?”

“We learned that in eighth grade.”

“Ah, yes. I did a spell to alter your appearance to turn you into the most vile thing I could imagine.”

“Sorry for wanting to protect the outside world from my mistakes. “

“It feeds on secrets, right? So let me have it.”

“Is it possible to die from a paper cut?”

“I’m assuming that you know this symbol.”

”and not a moment to soon, he was about to tell us how babies are made.”

And not a moment too soon. I’m pretty sure you were about to tell me how babies are made.”

“The entire world that I exist, and the boy that I love has moved on, and I have absolutely no idea what to do next.”

”What if the only difference is who tells the story?”

”When you spend so long in the darkness, sometimes, it looks back.”

“Every family has a legacy, and this is mine. I intend to fight for always and forever, even if it destroys me. “

“There’s a shelf life on doing the right thing. If you wait too long, it’s just wrong.”

“Every family has a legacy, and this is mine. I intend to fight for always and forever, even if it destroys me.”

“Funny because I thought it should be the one of us with high level super powers.”

“Well, you told me that you don’t know karate then you stepped on my feet during salsa and then you straight up refused to try synchronized ribbon dancing.”

“I never wanted to before because I would have to do it alone, but now I have you. And we make up our own faction. “

“This is a story. Our story of trying to be normal in a world that is anything but.”

“Because you’re drunk. I really need you to focus. This is a matter of life and death.”

“Said the narcissist.”

“You’re a terrible liar.”

“Thanks so much for the villain monologue.”

“Toxic masculinity mixed with outdated sports pranks?”

“Except that I can’t handle being around a bunch of strangers right now.”

“Yeah. Uh, don’t worry though. Everyone here is dead.”

“I’m sure it was amazing, but I’d rather not talk right now. Let’s just do anything.”

“Get to the helpful part.”

“He won’t die! You know sci fi stuff. Help me! How do I kill him?”

“I’m in. For whatever crazy thing you were about to say.”

“Please keep these two from trying to kill or die for each other.”

“Wait a sec, why did we come to the lake?”

“when we are young we are taught the difference between hero and villian.”

“Wait! wait, hold your fire.”

“do you even lift, bro?”

“Can I kick your ass now?”

“Family is always and forever.”

“Every family has a legacy.”

“jessica, really?!”

“I just said some really harsh things yesterday. I wanted to get you an oil change.”

“I know this is important but mabye you could have put pants on before this.”

“I didn’t say I absorbed the information.”

“Religon has no place in the classroom.”

“It’s called accountabily. mabye there’s a bracelet for it.”

“Dude, you’ve lost it.”

“I’m gonna regret this aren’t I?”

“I’m not going to go alone.”

“Could be like super squad forming?”

“I now have my own avengers squad.”

“This is so much fun. I don’t know why we don’t do this more often.”

“So you want to play good cop or bad cop? Because I don’t think emo cop is a thing.”

“Pretty much your worst nightmare.”

“Suddenly everyone has a pyscholiogical degree.”

“No one likes the phone thing.”

“Though I do like the sound of his voice, it’s low, smart sounding and soothing.”

“Mabye I am a little biased.”

“excuse me.”

“It’s a gift from cheryl.”

“do you want to be my boyfriend?”

“deadly.”

“please can you not do all that again.”

“Perks of being an alpha.”

“i’m so lucky to have you both/”

“You think this is bad. It’s only going to get worse.”

“You should have thought second about asking to be her date?”

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dinrelsanddragons · 5 months

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To explain how Lambda has her current intelligence and wisdom ability scores (respectively 9 and 10) and can still spit smart or wise things:

Her wisdom is still even with the average person, and her intelligence is only barely under that. She makes up for these things with the fact that the brunt of the time, she is a dumb-ass-brick, evening out the wise/intelligent actions or statements. Examples under the cut.

Lambda-isms in her D&D verse: – Asked a wish of a reality-bending dhampir child. That wish was for a doll of her pops, Raithyon, according to a reference drawing she had just made for that purpose. (Okay in the context of the scene, she couldn't get anything big due to limitations in the girl's power, but she still sidetracked a critical conversation about the girls' powers for that.) – Jumped overboard the ship she was on, to help what looked like a dying sea humanoid (turned out to be a cursed merfolk), had to Dimension Door back to the ship to escape a grapple and further attacks by this creature's allies. Received DM inspiration, despite party members and allies telling her never to do that again. – Talked with her mouth full during a dinner with a powerful evil undersea archfey (basically if The Little Mermaid's Ursula seized control of the merfolk civilization and was an archfey.) Thankfully received no punishment for this as the archfey didn't care to harm an ally of her precious adopted hexblood daughter; Lambda even received DM inspiration. – Met a pixie (outside of combat, who was friendly) who tried to polymorph the rogue into 'something cute.' Proceeded to hastily draw a cat, hold up the picture, and point at herself in order to get polymorphed. Willingly failed the save and spent the next few minutes nuzzling and purring on the party, until the pixie passed out, drunk. – Saw someone threatening a crowd of villagers in order to get information on her, heard one villager volunteer information on where she was, proceeded to heal that villager's otherwise fatal wound which he was dealt for talking out of turn, and then revealed herself (by dropping Greater Invisibility) to the villain and yelled "PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!" This villain turned out to be her psychotic older sister. – Pantsed a dead vampire who moments ago had tried to drink her dry, to see if he had 'bits.'

Lambda-isms in Discord RPs: – Insisted so hard on getting into a very secret and private meeting, that she specifically was barred from due to the extreme likelihood of fucking it up, that in order to get past the guards at the door to this meeting, she put them to sleep with magic. She was then the key in getting both parties to agree. – Altered, by her own hand, a contract negotiated between her father Raithyon and King Jacinto of Hyrule (over at reginalucem) just so she could have it in writing that, in exchange for the Blackscales' services to Hyrule, she could shake Jacinto's hand (in addition to their other payment(s).) – Stole Zelda's Shiekah Slate in an Age of Calamity verse without any clue of what it was or how it functioned, simply because she heard her pops and auntie talking about how much it might sell for. – Saw a kirin, yelled excitedly, ran over, and hugged it. Additionally, when it became apparent that this kirin was intelligent and trying to communicate by drawing in the dirt with a hoof, Lambda was the only one (out of her, Raithyon, and Sekkala) capable of correctly interpreting what Sekkala described as "a worm that did an unholy mix of the lambada and a seizure and then exploded." – Accidentally discovered she could 'revivify' the recent dead, by proceeding to try to heal someone who had received a fatal wound even after their heart stopped beating. Exhausted herself in doing so and as a result, and passed out. – Frequently goes behind whatever authority applies in her situation in order to arrange things better. Princess Lambda AU example: "There are strong monsters that need handled and Cousin Jacinto's thinking of mobilizing the royal guard to do it? I'll tell Uncle Raithyon!" – Will love on her family without restraint regardless of how serious the present situation is, so long as she is physically able to. – Another Princess Lambda AU example: Became pen pals with Raven Alloway, who in that AU led a group of criminals called the Sablefangs. Every one of the Sablefangs had a reason to hate Hyrule and distrust its royalty... Except Lambda, after meeting her.

#Lambda #headcanons #tagging it that way for reasons #reasons I'm not entirely sure how to word right now lmao

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ltlemon · 7 months

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kk I'm gonna live blog episode 6 of OFMD because it'll be funny MAJOR SPOILERS but also like everything's super spaced out so you could probably read along with my reactions? (no clue why you would do that but the option is there.)

fair warning this is really long but no one's going to actually read this so that's fine.

that opening shot is SOO PRETTY

who tf is this guy

'my love'? is he fruity and evil? evil and fruity?

'god that was a beautiful pitch, that was really nice'??? I THINK SO???

I might end up liking the evil gay violin man

hi ed <33

oh no trauma

DRAMA WITH THE GIRLLLS <33 (Izzys little wiggle is precious)

HE THOUGHT HE WAS ROACH???? HOW DRUNK IS HE HOT DAMN

he did say sorry though :')

they're sharing the bottle !! the only times ed has done that with anyone that I can remember has been with calico jack and stede

fock off >:(

aww stede put away all his stuff for him

's probably not a good idea though

oop, yep, caught it. guilt room :(

poor stede he looks like he feels a little bad now.

he's so sweet about it though. <3

ARCHIE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SM

AA LOOK AT HOW JIM LOOKS AT HER

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BIRTHDAY STORY?!?!? AHAHAH

GIRL YOU ARE INSANE

oluwande looks like he's doubting his partners choice of a third slightly

fang's sticking his pinky out!

hehehehe they want a party <33

YEAHHHH

aww not stede offering to give the loot up to a good cause

give it a new purpose, one not tied to ed's guilt

you interrupted their little meeting >:(

EEhehe

YES TURN POISON INTO POSITIVITY

that's what I said

aw ed's charmed

✨I'm gonna go walk my dogs now, I'll be back✨

okok I'm back and I have a quesadilla

oh cool Ricky's back

you were minding your buisness?? no tf you weren't

heh, his new nose is cute though, it's like fancy china

old wrapped his arm around Jim!!! the cuties ever!!

AWWWWW HES FUCKINDUWDHAH

HES GIVING MONEY TO RANDOM KIDS BC HE WAS POOR AS A KID ADSIJN

I love him so much

'filthy little gutter rats' I'm dying

INN RP???

'don't be pirates' 'yeah agreed don't be pirates 😀'

zheng!

girl what is wrong with you

wee John doing drag makeup!!!!!!!! EAHEIDHAB

izzy seems quite intrigued

AWW stede's so charmed by the party

it's rubbing off on ed too

omfg Jim's so silly

just a little guy

HOLY SHIT WEE JOHN LOOKS GOOD

eeeeee ed's little smile at stede <33

WHAT THE FUCK IZZY MUSICAL SCENE WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

AND HE'S GOOD!?!?!?!?

WIAIYT WAIT WAIT ARE THEU GONNA DANCE

PLEASE PLEAAAASE TELL ME THEYRE GONNA DANCE

fang's clapping for izzy in the background ee

UEUEUEUE SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING

Jim and Archie are so flipping cute omfg

holy shit??? hand kiss???

AWWWW <<3333

OH OH OH AND JIMS DANCING WITH OLU TOO

THEY REALLY DO HAVE TWO HANDS

HAH HOLY SHIT THE THREE OF THEM ARE TRYING SO HARD

JIM SANDWICH

!!!!

AW OH OH NO ED SHIELDING STEDE-

oh its gay violin man!

'oh I'm going to torture you all. by the way. 😃' sorry I forgot, I meant evil gay violin man.

I love how when ed says 'its because I only hang out with cool pirates' Stede's looking at him like he just delivered the burn of the century

oh holy shit stede's getting pissed he's like stop touching him

'oh shit! You struck a chord, I think you got it in one!' his face here is so wholesome aa

'you torture like a bitch' 'yes ok honey maybe you shouldn't say that it might get us killed'

AW NO THE LITTLE 'it's me you want ITS ME YOU WANT' he can deal with it, causing pain to himself because of an action he did is fine, he's used to that, but that pain coming to stede is unacceptable.

'so what's the plan you...weird...fock?' starting to like izzy

AHDJAKSJ I love Lucius and Pete sm ya'll

his little conductors baton is really cute

Lucius and Pete in the lower levels of the ship looking like a shot from Alien

omfg stede asking for her name is so cute'

'where were you 😡' 'we got engaged 😄' 'aww🥰' 'anyways- 😡'

'alright gang! let's talk profit sharing! 😄' I'm dead

'don't do it stede 🥺' crying sobbing shaking

holy fucking shit stede

OH NO

baby's looking haunted by the horrors in his bedroom

??????

WHAT??

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE???? I NEED TO REWIND HOLD ON

HOLY SHIT

EDS FACE TOO HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

sir you just killed a man???? why do you want to fuck now????????

aw ok but Izzy's back to singing though <33

he likes it :))

PHEW HOLY SHIT WHOA

OK IM STAYING SILENT FOR THIS SCENE ILL TALK WHEN ITS DONE I CANT FLIP BACK AND FORTH DURING THIS ONE BOYS (gn)

THAT WAS SO GOOD

LUCIUS'S LITTLE DANCE, EVERYONE SINGING ALONG,

GAY SEX?!?!?!

AGAGAAHAH

omg they're shouting for an encore in the creditsaaa 🥺

and Archie and roach interact yay!!

wow. ok. so we were right about the gay sex hips!!!

wow. we were right about the gay sex hips....

on to episode seven. (I may die within the next 24 minutes.)

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd season two #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 #random #rare text post #lemon's live blogs

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irlrikomoriyama · 11 months

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I'm kinda sad BC I have so many cool fun ideas about riko but they are so deeply rooted in long rp I wrote with noom over past 2-3 weeks that it's hard to explain certain concept on the go

Like the fact that riko despises exy now but he has no idea what else he can do about his life so he does the only thing he really knows how to do competently

That he feels like the only way to pay off the debt of gratitude towards foxes for helping him out of the nest is playing exy even though this game makes him hate himself because it's connected to all his truma and every step on the court reminds him how senseless it was because his family would never care anyway.

He's just trying to not kill himself

But then he sees pictures from his old raven games and apparently his fans fucking adored seeing him play because he would have this psychotic smile any time he wore helmet and thought people can not see

But now he's processing trauma and going through depression and he does not smile playing with foxes anymore (really the smile in the past was simply sign of panic like animal baring it's teeth)

And then he has to face Allyson . Explain to her that it was master tetsujis plan to end Seth and she wants his to tell this to police but riko refuses because tetsuji is dead and it wouldn't change anything aside putting target on him (riko is aware that incriminating ravens in any way might be not favourable towards moriyamas ). And she's pissed and still not over it and he just comes to her one day with wine and asks her to tell him about Seth "or we can get drunk and you can tell me I'm despicable person till you feel a bit better" and they get drunk and Allyson tells him how everyone hated Seth because Seth hated exy.

And riko can relate to this and wishes this man was still here because then maybe he would know how he could do this while hating this sport so much.

#riko moriyama #aftg #allyson reynolds #seth gordon

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marichive · 2 years

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𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐓

A compilation of things my muse and my friend’s muse have said to each other via wire rp. Most of these happened during sibling squabbles so there are a lot of insults. Change pronouns/etc. as necessary.

tw for drinking/alcohol mentions, violence mentions, other non-PG shenanigans.

❝ You started it! ❞

❝ SNITCH!!! ❞

❝ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! ❞

❝ I may have fucked up. ❞

❝ Look. I’m sorry you got reamed out because of me. ❞

❝ That’s the only apology you’re getting. ❞

❝ Oh my god read the room I’m telling you to be careful. ❞

❝ I deserve to be at the Applebees fight and you know it! ❞

❝ Wanna kick someone’s ass for me? ❞

❝ I had to double check considering the Great Snitch Incident. ❞

❝ One minute you’re cool and the next minute it’s like you’re possessed. ❞

❝ TURN THE CAPSLOCK OFF YOU NUTCASE. ❞

❝ NO! FEEL MY CAPITALIZED WRATH! ❞

❝ Sometimes I yell just because I know it’ll make you yell back. ❞

❝ I’ll kill you! ❞

❝ It was a dare! And I didn’t even really kiss him! ❞

❝ It was just a peck! ❞

❝ Fuck. Please don’t kill me in my sleep. ❞

❝ Now I gotta go disinfect my boyfriend. ❞

❝ A dare is a dare and I’m not a bitch who backs down. ❞

❝ What are you? A fucking chicken? ❞

❝ I don’t think we could stop fighting if we tried. ❞

❝ Oh for sure next time I plan to kiss your boyfriend I’ll send you a text. ❞

❝ Let me rephrase. There should not be a next time. EVER. ❞

❝ I hope you have those condoms mom gave you. ❞

❝ Why are you the way that you are? ❞

❝ I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING !! ❞

❝ If you repeat this to anyone I’ll kill you. ❞

❝ I think I need girl advice for this. ❞

❝ [NAME] WHAT THE HELL !? ❞

❝ I might kill him. ❞

❝ If you murder my boyfriend I will do something worse than kick you in the dick. ❞

❝ He is being a menace! ❞

❝ What the fuck am I supposed to do about it!? ❞

❝ Put a leash and muzzle on him and call it a day! ❞

❝ You’re about to make it my problem, aren’t you? ❞

❝ I’m going on a Tex-Mex date and if you ruin that so help me god I will end you. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure he was just fucking with you, birdbrain. ❞

❝ I just want to watch it happen. Brings me a special kind of joy. ❞

❝ You know exactly what I fucking meant. ❞

❝ I love annoying the shit out of you. Out of love. ❞

❝ We don’t know how to be stable. ❞

❝ ‘Stable’ sounds like something for horses. ❞

❝ I’m in it for the long haul. Don’t ever doubt that. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure the universe will fuck me over in any way that it can. ❞

❝ I will continue existing as the rabid creature I am out of pure spite. But like, with better coping mechanisms and shit. ❞

❝ One week without boyfriend-on-brother violence would be really nice. ❞

❝ We’re halfway through the week and no signs of blood. Maybe we’ll make it. ❞

❝ Fuck I’m gonna die. ❞

❝ You’re not gonna die. Hopefully. ❞

❝ I’M SORRY I DON’T WANT YOU TO GET MURDERED! ❞

❝ Oh my god I’m dead. ❞

❝ Are you wasted? ❞

❝ You don’t need to be drunk alone in public. ❞

❝ Say NOTHING about last night. ❞

❝ Don’t taunt me or I’ll tell your nemesis. ❞

❝ You’re an evil little snake you know that? ❞

❝ YOU SOILED IT!!! ❞

❝ I’m gonna fight you. ❞

❝ In retrospect I may have made an impulsive decision. ❞

❝ Promise I won’t kick you in the dick this time. ❞

❝ Die, trash. ❞

❝ I need to make sure you’re safe, dipshit. ❞

❝ Tastes like depression. ❞

❝ Pay me! I want money! ❞

❝ Fuck inflation, am I right? ❞

❝ No no no you take that back! ❞

❝ You are a generous bird. I will give you the good corn for this. ❞

❝ The good corn??? ❞

❝ GIFT CORN! ❞

❝ I don’t make good decisions when I’m upset. ❞

❝ Is this secret mission going to end with me getting arrested? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? ❞

❝ Do you want me to answer that? ❞

❝ I bet you picked [name] as your new girlfriend so you can feel tall for once. ❞

❝ Ok so don’t freak out. ❞

❝ That’s not comforting and now I am freaking out. ❞

❝ Fuck off with your pretentious taste buds. ❞

❝ Pinky promise me. ❞

❝ He deserves to be stabbed a little bit. Just a light stabbing. ❞

❝ He was on crack to put you in charge. ❞

❝ Oh am I supposed to NOT complain about getting thrown into a koi pond? ❞

❝ And you should have expected the dick kick that one time but I guess we’re both idiots. ❞

❝ Eat your snails and shut up. ❞

❝ Record it if it ends in a fistfight. ❞

❝ That implies I won’t be one of the people in the fistfight. ❞

❝ So I’m totally not going to be taken to a secondary location and murdered, right? ❞

❝ I’m a random burglar with good intentions. ❞

❝ Do not get him a bible I swear to god. ❞

❝ White chocolate bible? Can you eat the bible or is that sacrilege? ❞

❝ You’re far past sacrilege. ❞

❝ You gotta get over your feud with Taco Bell. ❞

❝ You ate a box of mini muffins in one sitting. ❞

❝ You’re a dumpster! ❞

❝ Well you’re a dumpster fire and that’s worse! ❞

❝ Bet you have rabies, bitch. ❞

❝ Your brain has E. Coli SHUT UP! ❞

❝ Congrats on being the tumor that your parents decided to keep and raise just because you were vaguely baby-shaped. ❞

❝ I hope you get flipped onto a thousand legos, bitch. ❞

❝ I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN ARM !! ❞

❝ You fucking furry. ❞

❝ I’m not a furry you reptile bitch tit! ❞

❝ Fuck you, bird nipple. ❞

❝ Do you cawcaw on command? ❞

❝ That’s a sex joke by the way in case your dumbass didn’t catch it the first time. ❞

❝ What’s a metaphor? The choking or the furry behavior? ❞

❝ I will stab you with a fucking spoon. Yes, a spoon. ❞

❝ Good luck with that. I’m going to do something more productive, like frame you for a crime. ❞

❝ You test me every second you’re alive. ❞

❝ Bitch I’m gonna test you when I’m dead, too. My ghost is going to move everything in your room 2 1/3 inches to the left each day and annoy the shit out of you. ❞

❝ You’re exhausting. ❞

❝ Maybe you’re just a tired bitch. Drink some water and get more sleep or something damn. ❞

❝ I am not for the weak. ❞

❝ Get ducked. Fucked but yeah ducked too I guess. ❞

❝ Are you going to attack me with a duck or are YOU the duck? ❞

❝ Jokes on you the ducks are on my side. ❞

❝ What are your feelings on . . . slugs? ❞

❝ I’m just asking. For . . . reasons. ❞

❝ I swear to god if you get murked by a fucking almond I will fistfight you in hell. ❞

❝ You ARE a rash. ❞

❝ At least I don’t have to worry about getting taken out by nuts. ❞

❝ Not your best phrasing. ❞

❝ Oh for fucks sake. Choke on a nut. ❞

❝ You brought the children into this! It’s your fault! ❞

❝ Us? We’re perfect angels. Never done anything wrong ever. ❞

❝ I just embarrassed myself in front of Obi-Wan himself, I think I’m allowed to die now. ❞

❝ An ASS TAT? Disgusting. ❞

❝ Shut up tiddy tat, it’s cute. ❞

❝ I think you should trip and fall on your face. ❞

❝ My face is a national treasure. ❞

❝ Your face is a joke, actually. ❞

❝ No no, my LIFE is the joke. My face is actually pretty nice. ❞

❝ You know what? Fuck you. I have decided I’m going to be taller than you. ❞

❝ You’re one of the few people in my life I could never lose. I couldn’t take it. ❞

#[memes]#[memes ; mine]#[memes ; for muse]#[memes ; general]#[memes ; sentence]

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prpfs · 11 months

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This is a long one but I have so many ideas in my rat brain for a fem oc I have and I've been wanting to play around with her!!! So here are some of my ratty ideas raaaaghh 💕🐀

1. A horny incubus was accidentally summoned by a hot witch who isn't nearly as horny as the incubus expected!

2. Werewolf being hunted becomes obsessed with the hunter and kidnaps the hunter

3. God of misery(or anything really!) comes across a broken witch who has already lost everything and stood at death's door in front of the god's cabin.

4. Golden Retriever jock stands up for nerdy gal whos just trying to finish school with no incident.

5. Nurse with a mad scientist boss who keeps getting hurt while experimenting

6. Nurse with mad scientist boss falls in love with his creation (Frankensteins' monster!!)

7. Science experiment falls in love with mad scientists

8. Naga(or other mythical creature) showing the researcher their culture and inevitably falls in love with the researcher

9. A knight walking in on the princess(or royal witch) masturbating. They turn to leave, but once being noticed, she pleads for them to help. To help the her get off. To fuck her.

10. Himbo knight(or really well put together knight) and royal witch have a friendship and the witch is very flirty with the knight she gets drunk and we can continue from there

I like some heavy dead dove stuff that includes but is not limited to!

CNC, complete noncon, dubcon(not established in the relationship) so continue to my list with caution!

Some kinks of mine: cnc, somonophillia, forced kissing, sloppy sex, breeding, forced breeding, choking, knife play, light bondage, overstimulation, brat taming, size differences, marking, claiming(general possessiveness!!)

Limits: heavy gore(sexually), vore, scat, vomit

Besides that, I have no real heavy limits, so 🍪 and any other taboo subjects are something I'm willing to discuss. Ooo, and also, I prefer to rp on Discord, so ill send you my account, orrr we can rp on here, but the notifications don't always work for me:/

leave a like if you're interested and anon will get back to you!

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runespoor7 · 5 months

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So after Soldier's Peak and some gossip in Denerim we're going to Redcliffe!

Redcliffe village is very...

Teagan is not making a great impression after Greagoir. Yeah he's in the Chantry to protect the people there, but also he's in the Chantry, you know. The Chantry that must be defended from the outside. That Chantry.

But okay, Daphnis is not going to argue the point, whatever.

Helping around Redcliffe is also very... the mayor comes off as a misogynistic ass and all around unpleasant. The dude whose daughter might be dead makes the first "you didn't sound like an elf" remark, but you know, he thinks his daughter might be dead and he's drunk off his ass, so at least he's got an excuse. The other one or two people who comment about Daphnis being an elf don't have that excuse.

Is it surprising that given the xenophobic atmosphere of the village the dwarf trader has locked himself up and doesn't want to participate? Who could have seen it coming. Daphnis is shocked. ...but there are still villagers to be defended, so she convinces him to help defend the village. She'll put in a good word for him with the Bann. Or something.

She wishes she could do something for that Berwick dude in the tavern (the most mind-boggling placement for a tavern, too), because yeaaaaaah Redcliffe! The guy is so scared! And he didn't do anything wrong!! (Also, was he hitting on Zevran there, or on her, or on both, was he hitting on both of them, was that what was happening)

Ser Perth is refreshingly polite and pleasant for Redcliffe.

Zevran takes the opportunity of his first banter with Leliana to ask her about companionship when she was in the cloister. Priorities. (Look, Zevran thinks everyone in this team is very attractive, and he has not only two hands but also a lot of imagination about how to use things that aren't his hands.) Leliana... isn't flirting. Yet. Daphnis is walking in front of them and listening and also her cheeks are warm. giggle giggle, I think.

We don't get the stupid helmet for saving everyone despite restarting the combat once, because one of the stupid militiamen died like an idiot, and I spent the entire second part of the fight annoyed as fuck and being even more annoyed that I was still making an effort to keep everyone else alive for RP reason. The dude didn't even have a name! Teagan was all "we suffered enormous losses" and no dude, we didn't, we lost ONE guy whose name no-one can tell me, I hate all of you.

Then we meet up Teagan at the mill, and he's about to show us a secret passage to enter the castle when his SIL Isolde shows up. She's distraught and the story she tells seems super patchy, but what catches Daphnis' attention is: back up why didn't she use the secret passage.

Teagan, does your brother's wife not know about the existence of the secret passage? did you guys not tell her about it?

It's also possible she knows and chose not to take the passage on purpose, because she doesn't want to attract the attention of whoever allowed her to leave the castle to it. In case it's needed later. That's possible too, in which case it's good thinking from her.

In Daphnis' opinion, it's okay if Teagan is going into an obvious trap and risking his life, because he spent the night safely inside a chantry while others were risking their life. His turn now! /Greagoir-shaped bias

#warden daphnis surana

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