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Dazai-san! Do you have some time to go get food with me? I'm bored and I finished all my work
~ @kriscordserver
(i would love to angst rp with you pls /nf)
Sure thing. What food do you need?
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I’m hoping your not as weird as the other dazais :(
Hey!!! I’m not weird!! I’m just unique. Or something
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Ever I’m worried, we’re all worried, please, becoming a Dazai kin isn’t worth it
ANYTHING IS WORTH IT FOR CHUUYA YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
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Dorp slup rubte blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhgghhhhh
you sick-
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I think that we, as a fandom, moved on too quickly from this. Nevermind the fact that they came up with the idea to have Chuuya fake shoot Dazai with a gun (unsurprising), what kind of situations were they getting into for them to need Chuuya to fake shoot Dazai enough times for it to be "a thing"??
Did Chuuya have to pretend to accidentally shoot Dazai in the middle of a face-off? Or to purposefully shoot Dazai who was taken prisoner "so he wouldn't talk" and get everyone's eyes off him with a fight so Dazai could snoop around? Were they playing the betrayal/switching sides card regurlarly? Was Chuuya likely to be planted in the crowd as some enemy? Or perhaps the opposite, with Dazai infiltrated in order to intimidate their oponent? Did they run scams with it somehow?????
#asagiri answer the phone#bsd#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd nakahara chuuya#bsd dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#apparently i talk sometimes
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here can you watch my Tinyzai for a bit?
okay thanks bye, i'm gonna buy some milk
Please take him back I already have two of those and I don't think they're Dazai-friendly
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As much as I love fics where dazai drives like a madman and everyone else in the car ends up with heart problems, I like to think that chuuya is probably unaffected by it. In fact, I think he loves it when dazai drives.
Imagine the pm and ada on a joint mission and it somehow ends in skk and sskk in a car together with dazai driving.
sskk are in the backseat and while Atsushi looks visibly mortified and scared for his life, Akutagawa is more subtle about it. He looks almost normal. Until you really pay attention and notice the clenched knuckles resting on his thighs and his eyes twitching.
Their mentors are completely unaware of their state. Dazai has a stupid grin on his face as he drives, determined to break every traffic law ever and Chuuya has his head out of the window, looking very much like a kid whose parents agreed to get mcdonalds.
"Take the next right!" The mafioso yells and Dazai swerves hard, missing the fire hydrant by an inch and Atsushi swears, swears, his heart stopped for 5 seconds. Chuuya hollers in excitement.
Akutagawa considers breaking the door and jumping out using rashoumon.
#they catch the enemy and immediately chuuya is like so... another ride?#and dazai goes you know the answer to that partner ;)#atsushi and akutagawa almost break the doors trying to get out#akutagawa is glad dazai declined him every time he asked him to teach him driving#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#skk#soukoku#sskk#bsd
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Bsd chart for how loud the guys are in bed? Please? Maybe?
you requested this on jan. 6 and i really took my time.........thank you for your patience (: i'm not necessarily back, but i've been wanting to post something for a while~
They're louder than they realize...
Atsushi, Poe, and Ranpo. (All three get completely lost in the throes of passion and don't realize to the slightest extent how loud they're being.)
They're loud and they're absolutely unapologetic.
Mori, Chuuya, Nikolai, Tachihara. (Three of them (M, N, T) are cocky and essentially putting on a show for you of how good they feel, whereas Chuuya is just naturally vocal and isn't going to hide it.)
You honestly expected them to be louder...
Akutagawa (is naturally quiet and does not change in bed), Dazai (is so stunned by the touch of someone he's finally let in that his whimpers and moans are all breathy and soft), Fukuzawa (is too calm to be loud-- he can control himself very well).
They try to keep themselves from being too obnoxious.
Ango, Fyodor, Kunikida. (While Fyodor may be embarrassed to be loud lest you realize the control you have over him, the other two are quiet out of some misconception that you wouldn't think it's attractive for them to be loud.)
#ask answered#atsushi x reader#poe x reader#ranpo x reader#mori x reader#chuuya x reader#nikolai x reader#tachihara x reader#akutagawa x reader#dazai x reader#fukuzawa x reader#ango x reader#fyodor x reader#kunikida x reader#bsd smut#bsd x reader
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freshly out of the pm dazai acting like a college student that’s living on their own for the first time and therefore needs to consult w their mom abt every little thing cuz they don’t know how to take care of themselves, except he doesn’t have a mom so he just calls ango and bothers him abt the randomest things
“ok, just to be sure… how do I turn on the rice cooker…I press the on button right?”
“if the box says I need to microwave it for a minute how long do I need to microwave it for? just a minute? are u sure…”
“how much medicine should I take? the whole bottle right? im jokiiiing… I already took it all I was actually just calling to say goodbye”
(he has angos contact name saved as “traitor” btw)
#angos stupid ass answers every time bc he thought they wrnt on speaking terms and thinks it must b an emergency if hes willing to call him#bsd#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#ango sakaguchi#he’s just a little lonely
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hello!! i checked to see if you're taking requests and couldn't see anything otherwise but if you aren't then pretend i never sent this ;)
but, what would it be like being partnered with chuuya and dazai when they were teens? having grown up in the mafia and instantly clicking, does reader like either of them etc etc!
if this isn't your cup of tea - no fuss at all! thank you xx
teen reader partnered up wit 15!skk
warnings: out of character? mention of tourture/abuse. platonic ssk x reader. cursing from chuuya. they may sound/act possesive? but not in a weird, romantic way.
get ready to be in the middle of their arguing. you could just be chilling alone, maybe enjoying a book your reading or getting ready for your next misson and then suddenly these two enter and start going off, now infront of you.
curses fly out of chuuyas mouth as dazai keeps mentioning "dog" to refer to the gravity manipulator.
"last i checked, y/n was there when you lost my bet! you would be my dog and act like one only for me!! right y/n, you were there!!" dazai would scream at you and you would give him a blank stare.
"piss off with that, don't get y/n into your bullcrap!! besides, they wouldn't give two craps about your stupid bet!! stop trying to get them all warmed up to you to put me down! y/n, put this bastard to sleep and shut him up before i kill him myself!"
each of them would ask who's side your on, but in reality you couldn't give two shits. you also usually get them to stop by simply using your ability...which dazai could esaily nullify, however he just lets you seperate them.
chuuya growls at use when you use your ability on him, but just crosses his arms and ignores the two of you.
mori thought after hiring you, and forcing you to join dazai and chuuya on their missions would hopefully help them, and stop them from shouting and arguing...however you don't and they just dont shut up.
they also really try keep you away from one another. you could be hangjng out with dazai, and then chuuya all of a sudden drags you away; dazai growing upset and whines.
"chuuuyaaa~ don't take them away from me, we we're going to go for a walk! here i thought you would be a good dog for your master today!"
"shut the hell up, shitty bastard! you've forgotten about our mission tomorrow? mori wants us to get ready for it. i dont care about your walk- go for one by yourself!"
you swear, you'll go insane if your with them for another minute.
although with every moment your with them you'd want to slap the living hell out of them...you would protect them to the best of your ability to get them out of harms way. they almost, mostly dazai, go through dangerous ways to get the job done...much to your hatement.
however dazai will thank you in the most cheesy way; "look at that chuuya- they care for me more then you ever will!"
*cuts to you slapping him upside the head*
"DAZAI!! shut your mouth before i bury you under ground!!" cuuuys would shout at him after kicking a enemy in the head and to the ground.
"not a horrible way to go actually- being by alive- but by your hands? ew, i'll pass."
takes everything in chuuyas power to foucus on the battle beside dazai.
they won't admit it, but the way dazai finds chuuyas corruption interesting, he finds your amazing as well but his ego would never let him say it out loud. he would give a proud smile when he watches you interogate someone by the tourture of your ability. meanwhile chuuya left; not being able to watch you hit the hell out of the soul. he also finds your ability cool, but sometimes you can be terrifying with it. no one wonder mori hired you!?
chuuya doesnt seem to get as upset with you then he does with dazai. him and dazai grew much closer togethet before you joined the mafia- so you already knew they would be closer...but he's grown used to you. that doesnt mean he won't argue with you too. you dont piss him off as easily but if you want to be annoying to him on purpose, expect him to raise his voice at you.
#๋࣭ ⭑ rue answers 🥂#bungou stray dogs dazai#bungou stray dogs x chuuya#bsd x reader#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs x reader#bsd x y/n#bsd x you#bsd fluff#dazai osamu#dazai x reader#dazai osamu x reader#bsd dazai#dazai bsd#chuuya nakahara#chuuya x reader#nakahara chuuya x reader#chuuya nakahara x reader#bsd chuuya#bsd chuuya nakahara#bsd soukoku#soukoku#my writing#fluff#fanfic
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another trope i like is ppl asking how atsushi knows something about dazai and atsushi looking confused as he answers with "i asked?"
#dazai half just tells atsushi stuff and half likes to fuck w/ other ppl#half of him is like atsushi asked and its atsushi so i know his intentions r fully pure and its atsushi and he doesn't ask a lot so i might#as well answer#and then the other half is lmao so and so has been asking me this for years now wouldnt it be funny if i didnt ever tell them but told sush#dazai atsushi#dazai#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai bsd#dazai osamu#nakajima atsushi#atsushi nakajima#atsushi#bsd atsushi nakajima#bungou stray dogs atsushi#bsd atsushi#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd
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Mr. Dazai!!!
(i wanna, angst, with, you.)
Huh?
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Ugh hello
CHUUYAAAA hellooooooo! I knew that one of you would come crawling over eventually, as does every dog!! 💫💫
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24/05/2010
06:54:23
TRANSCRIPT START
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Okay, I started the recording. What do think we’re expecting from –
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Well, this certainly isn’t something you see everyday.
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Oh my god… what is this?
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Bodies, Atsushi-kun. Really, really dead bodies.
A murder scene like this comes once a blue moon.
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
…
Have you ever seen anything like this before, Mr. Dazai?
[DAZAI OSAMU]
No time for that Atsushi-kun! Get that camera out, you know what to do.
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Hh... Okay, deep breaths. Through the mouth.
*click* *whirr*
*click* *whirr*
*click* *whirr*
[Dep. MINOURA]
Oi! What are you two doing?
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Ah! He-hello, we were ju-just –
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Deputy Inspector! Hello, do you remember us? We’re from *rustle* the Armed Detective Agency, you commissioned us for this investigation?
[Dep. MINOURA]
The ADA.. That’s right, you’re that freak from the river. We specifically requested Edogawa, not you.
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Ranpo-san would have loved to join you here today, but he was obligated to other arrangements and asked me and my associate, Nakajima Atsushi, to go in his stead. But I assure you can trust me with this case. You are looking at the second greatest detective at the agency, after all.
[Dep. MINOURA]
Hmph, very well. Demonstrate your deductive ability. You, kid. Get back to work.
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Ah, right!
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Of course.
*click* *whirr*
*click* *whirr*
*click* *whirr*
07:23:14
[DAZAI OSAMU]
It seems the victims were impaled quite rapidly. The material they were hung from is a blend of polyester and… *sniffs* wool. It’s in long strips, seemingly torn from a longer sheet. It’s the kind of textile you’d find on a winter coat. It’s far too warm for this sort of cloth.
[Dep. MINOURA]
How do you figure?
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Oh my coat is made of the same material.
*click* *whirr*
Anyways, the way these bodies have been sliced looks like they were cut by the fabric itself. On some of these dismembered parts, there are traces fibers along the serrated edge.
…
This is the work of something inhuman.
*click* *whirr*
[Dep. MINOURA]
That’s impossible.
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Is it?
[Dep. MINOURA]
*grumble* Edogawa would have at least given us something that was grounded in reality to work with.
…
The effort is appreciated, Dazai. Tell your photographer to give us his copies and get the hell out of here.
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Sure thing, Inspector-san!
*click* *whirr*
*click* *whirr*
*click* *whirr*
Hey Atsushi-ku– AH
*click*
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Oops, sorry Mr. Dazai!
*whirr*
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Right in the eyes! I’m blinded! I’m blind!
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Really sorry! I was really occupied with these photos, I didn’t see you! Really– ah. What’s with the scary look?
[DAZAI OSAMU]
*hiss* next time pay more attention to your surroundings protege-kun. Careful where you point that flash. Whatever. We’re gonna blow this joint.
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
So soon?
Thank goodness.
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Yeah. We’ve done as much investigating as we could for now.
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Do you have any ideas as to who caused this Mr. Dazai? This crime scene is… more elaborate… than anything that I can imagine.
[DAZAI OSAMU]
I just might… Atsushi-kun I’ll be leaving you here. I want to do some further sleuthing.
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Huh? You’re taking on more work on purpose, Mr. Dazai? That’s… new.
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Yep! I trust you can make it back to the Agency on your own and log the evidence for us At-su-shi! You are our star at documentation!
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
Wait–
[DAZAI OSAMU]
Bye now, Atsushi-kun!
[NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI]
There it is. I guess I never had a choice huh? I’ll see you tomorrow then, Mr. Dazai.
*rustle*
*click*
END TRANSCRIPT
24/05/2010
07:32:46
27/05/2010
Mr. Dazai has been in and out of the office since Monday. I’m kind of worried he’s avoiding me, because I tried to speak with him and he just brushed past me. Maybe he’s just stressed from this case. With this job as a crime scene photographer, I’ve seen some truly horrific sights but I have to agree, there’s no way a human being could have caused this sort of brutality. The problem is, that it just makes no sense. I wonder how he’ll figure this out. In other, better news, Junichirou will be coming to the office after his school tomorrow. I want to see if he can help me fix my camera. It’s been really finicky since Monday, and I can’t figure out why. Maybe the internal components got a bit corrupted or something. In any case, I hope it’s not too difficult of a repair.
That’s all for today, then. See you around!
N. Atsushi
NEXT
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#analog horror au#atsushi#ranpo#dazai#doodles#comic#long post#WHOO OKAY#lots of questions and no answers! have fun~#in the tags i'll add things to remember:#ranpo thinks dazai is up to somthing. he doesn't want him around any of these cases but he cant really stop him#ranpo's been hired by the mori home reps to find the missing kids#the victims were killed by what seems like some kind of cloth#atsushi's camera and recorder arent working right
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dazai fluffy cat because when he gets wet he dissappears and becomes a soggy twig
#obsessed with how this ask is phrased i think i got it#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd dazai osamu#catzai#apparently i talk sometimes#ask answered
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