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au where dazai is still in the pm but somehow has met the entire ada and somehow charmed them (look the agency has strange standards) so they're all actively trying to get him to change sides
featuring fukuzawa lowkey bragging about being a better father figure i mean boss than mori
ranpo inviting him for chess matches so dazai knows he'll have an intellect buddy at the ada
them putting up his picture on their employee wall portrait thingie (lucy poe and karl are also there)
junichiro trying to bribe him with video games awkwardly
naomi trying to blackmail him (you know she would)
yosano inviting him for trash talking sessions and girl nights (they talk shit about mori mostly)
kenji gifting him fruits veggies and the occasional cow to show goodwill
kunikida regularly checking in on him and mailing him pros of joining the ada and employee benefits
atsushi at some point just taking his hand and bringing him to work
also atsushi just telling dazai to come hang out a little earlier than they can actually meet so he's forced to be at the office
yosano trying to convince kunikida to "seduce" him; ranpo flat out telling dazai why he'd prefer it here
them bribing him with food
fukuzawa openly being kind and welcoming to him; kyouka considering kidnapping him when she herself leaves
kyouka sending him regular notes about how much happier she is to convince him
haruno offering to let him pet mii-chan; kenji reassuring him they want to be his friend; junichiro offering murder; atsushi offering to feed him (he already lowkey does)
anyway
dazai thinks they're just messing with him at first - then he thinks they want his ability which fair - now he's just confused
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sy5t3merr0r · 2 months
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what bsd characters childhood looked like
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muichizai159 · 2 months
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Bsd cats!! ♡
Look how adorable it is for them!! :>
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curry-and-gunpowder · 2 months
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Dazai "everyone's project" Osamu
(Plz don't @ me with any suggestions or "corrections", thank you.)
Edit: holy shit this blew up way more than I ever imagined lol. Thank you to all who reblog, your tags are everything ❤️
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bsd textposts!! i'm obsessed
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dandelion-roots · 4 months
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[ID: a digital comic in two panels featuring bungou stray dogs characters. the first shows atsushi banging open a door and shouting, dazai-san! are you oka- the second shows a shot from the anime where chuuya is holding dazai against a wall by his neck. the text reads, homoerotic atmosphere, and four squares with text point out whats happening. they read, casual hand in pocket, chokehold, knife, and lastly um... followed by two sweat drops pointing at chuuya's knee between dazai's legs. a tiny panel in the corner shows atsushi covering his eyes with his tiger paws and blushing as he says, i'm sorry... end ID]
come here. crack open the canon with me for a minute. consider. what if atsushi hadn't listened to everyone telling him dazai would be fine and left to save him only to witness whatever the fuck was going on in that cellar. consider the bit.
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yaolmao · 9 months
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sleep eepy detectives 🔎🔎🔎
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originalartblog · 6 months
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Atsushi got Kyouka and Haruno to come enjoy the tiny cat purring and Yosano took enough photos and videos to last them a lifetime.
now everyone want a tiny purring cat.
comic based on an idea from @notewithstanding!! I finally did it!! :D
->bonus<-
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hesbianyaoi · 5 months
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thank goodness for bsd wan and the existence of teacher dazai. where would i be without you
based on a real-life conversation that happened with me and my students when i was a kindergarten teacher. very small children are some of the most ruthless and funny people i've ever met. it's an absolutely lawless land in the classroom (they were very sweet though!)
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piedpip3rrr · 8 months
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Days at the cafe
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iztea · 6 months
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sometimes i remember atsushi was also in the room during this scene in beast and i get hit with a wave of second-hand embarrassment
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*after a mission involving kids*
junichiro: wow atsushi you're really good at talking to kids!
atsushi: oh am i? thank you!
junichiro: is it because of your orphanage? were there a lot of kids there?
atsushi: hmm not really- well there were, but i wasn't really allowed to interact with the other children; and when i could, they avoided me haha
junichiro: oh
atsushi: yeah
junichiro: well you're still really good! maybe you just have a natural talent
atsushi: thanks! but this is just how i talk to dazai-san!
junichiro: huh? what do you-
dazai, walking in: oh hey atsushi, tanizaki-kun, you guys back?
atsushi: yes! we just came in
dazai: how'd the mission go?
junichiro: it was great! a lot easier than i thought it'd go, to be honest
dazai: that's good~ oh by the way, atsushi, i finished that report i was telling you about
atsushi, smiling: wow! you did?
dazai, smiling too: yup!
atsushi: wah, dazai-san! you did it! you've been working very hard this past day! i'm very proud of you!! have u turned it in to fukuzawa-san?
dazai, nodding: just before you got here!
atsushi: well after he reviews it, why don't we go print it out and put it on the honor spot on the fridge! since you worked so hard!1
dazai: okay!!!!
junichiro: oh i get it now
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toomanymarkers · 7 months
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Started watching Bungo Stray Dogs lately lol
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emilylovescookies · 1 year
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“my friends think I’m invincible"
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juriyuki · 7 months
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SKK au where they still have their abilities but Dazai accidentally kissed Chuuya when they first met, knocking Chuuya out of gravity manipulation...
Since then Dazai has lied that his ability is activated by kissing and not by touching and Chuuya has never doubted cause Dazai always go in for the kiss as soon as he grabs Chuuya to nullify his ability.
And Dazai threatened the rest of the PM to not to expose him and they had to suffer skk making out during battle in their mafia era.
Then Dazai left PM and they met again as ADA member and PM executive on battle field and Dazai on instinct grabbed Chuuya for a kiss to nullify corruption.
The rest of the ADA be like: why is Dazai kissing the enemy executive?
PM members: Not this shit again!
And Atsushi would later ask Chuuya shyly why does Dazai kiss him to pull him out of his ability and Chuuya in ultra confusion be like 'Cause that's how his ability works?'
Only to find out that Dazai has been lying to his face the whole damn time...
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iwamimimimi · 18 days
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