Hot Glenn Holidays 2023 / @hot-glenn-holidays-2023 ! Day One: Baking and Sweets :] TW/CW for mention of drugs/edibles!!

Glenn makes some treats for the dads!!

STONERS !

characters: xiao , kazuha

summary: them finding out you’re a stoner && asking to join

warnings: use of cannabis/edibles, gender-neutral reader

a/n: for my fellow stoners. <3

XIAO has a sweet tooth. a very strong sweet tooth. so when he saw a brand new plastic bag of cookies and chocolate squares, he had to try one. especially if you were the one that made them.

humming to himself as he approached the bag of sweets, he could feel his mouth water. if there’s one thing he did in fact enjoy other than almond tofu, it was sweets. taking out a cookie, he sighed in happiness once he took a bite. deciding that they’re definitely yours from the hint of cinnamon or a little more honey being added, he continued to eat at least 2. walking into the kitchen, you looked at xiao confused. “xiao, dont tell me you ate those?” you asked, pointing at the bag of cookies, and from the few cookie crumbs on the once clean counter you made sure you cleaned, you already had your answer as the man in front of you was sitting on the ground, head against the cupboards. he looked at you and grinned, “i did.” shaking your head, you helped him up and put him on the couch. “xiao, those were edibles.” you told him, though, it didn’t seem to mean much to him. “i want more.”

“..no, xiao.”

KAZUHA was shocked to find a bunch of green in a ball, placed together in a small ziplock bag. at first, he admired it, curious. however, the moment he decided to smell it, the intoxication of the drug hit him harshly.

“love?” he said openly, poking his head into the kitchen. you hummed, keeping your eyes on the sandwich you were making for yourself. “why do you have weed in the room?” you looked up from your sandwich and bit it. “the same reason you have edibles in the shape of chocolate.” you answered simply. he looked at you as you casually ate your sandwich. “have you eaten my candy?” you raised a brow. “have you smoked my weed?” the both of you eyed each other, waiting for a response. “if i did?” he asks. “i’m eating the rest of your so-called ‘candy.’” you told him. he sighed. “i did not smoke your weed.” you laughed at his expression, and fail at lying all together. “you liar. im eating your chocolates!” you watched as he left to go find the container he kept them in. “not if i move them first!”

More about these two. Putting together the ones that contain some sort of 🚬 reference just in casee

I'm planning to take edibles tonight to relax after a long week of work, which means I'm gonna be unhinged in my writing and hella productive, or I'm gonna get zero writing done till Tuesday leaving me in a mad dash for wip Wednesday.

That aside, if I'm able to keep my momentum going for "Baz to The Past" and get a chapter done a week, and have chapter three done by September 23, I'll begin posting the chapters on the 24th and try and do it every Sunday night after work until it's complete.

I eated the *bees

*the bees in question are, in fact, weed edible :3

All I can imagine is a story where the reader is friends with the batfamily or lives with them and thinks they can have a calm day for once so they take an edible and end up getting captured along with another member of the batfamily and as they are sitting there tied up, the edible kicks in.

Reader *softly*: Oh no.

Batman: What is it???

Reader: *Looks at Batman with wide eyes' It just kicked in.

Batman:

Reader:

Batman: I-

My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called “supernatural bts” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw brad buckner and his hag eugenie ross leming

My buddy Misha pacing: The CW is lying to us

Drove my mom from NY (where we're visiting my brother) to MA to buy her edibles for Mother's Day, AMA

Can you do a fem Shiba Inu moodboard? Pleaseeee 💗💗💗

Yes!!

the

most ! :)

@:)

stomps towards you

reblogs are appreciated !! 👁️👁️ ♡

Happy Funny Number Day. Here’s a joke Fansnax I put too much thought into

[age in blog or get blocked, minors DNI]

fun story first time i tried edibles my roomie accidentally overdosed me so i was incredibly fucked up for most of the day, and in the evening we were cuddled in bed and i can remember them softly going 'hey' which made me realise my hand was already on their cock which led to us fucking (them fucking me) and me just being completely unable to even keep myself quiet i was just able to lie there and moan and feel good while they used me

Murderbot-universe textpost from Ratthi with a reply from Three.

(Not shown - Murderbot responding along the lines of "What is wrong with you all???" but with more swearing)

"expired property"

Amethyst Deceiver for Funguary

i've really enjoyed experimenting and drawing some original characters, this is so far from what i usually draw :)