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velvette3 · 1 month
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Okay, so, now I need a damned list of everyone in the polycule, so here goes:
@lu-lus-duckies @huskers-bar @nunalastor @fujillamaparadise @voxthepope @et3rnal-ash @lucifersruberduck @xluciferseyeshadowx @xxx-angie @butterflies-and-roaches @azzythestupid @hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow @lilithandsappho @velvette3 @asherrawr @re-bon-bon-san @leonidele @voxtek-enterprises @helluvautism @the-aprilfools-bitch @theroachking2930
I think that’s it, but I’m linking this to my ‘About Me’ post in my Main Blog @mo0nflwr so I have it for later. Cool, how fun. I finally fuckin did it!
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tequiilasunriise · 10 months
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Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:
Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast
Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues
Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love
The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass
Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen
A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans
The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun
Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333
Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes
But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified
The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT
Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros
Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3
Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny
And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny
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nenilein · 6 months
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Quick, non-exhaustive list of things that happen in the Puyo Puyo Drama CDs:
Arle is inflicted with a curse that gives her magical Alzheimer's (NOT garden variety amnesia) by a faerie
We learn that Draco's pageant obsession stems from wanting more non-human representation in the beauty queen scene
We learn Lemres escaped an abusive household
Ms. Accord sends all her students into the forest to fight her demon cat for bickering in class
Ringo builds an altar to sacrifice chocolate to Ecolo across spacetime
We learn that Maguro was bullied as a kid until Ringo almost literally told him to "git gud" so his bullies just couldn't bully him anymore. And he did. At everything.
Power Rangers AU
Schezo tries to escape the Sega era because he thinks it's making him lose his edge, only to learn how to be a Sega anti-hero from Raffina instead
Ecolo accidentally shows us that Doppelganger Arle is not dead but just stranded in an alternate timeline version of Primp Town, then he gets Arle and Ringo stranded on an abandoned island in yet another dimension for 3 days
Arle has a fever dream about a mirror world where Schezo, Satan and Rulue are in a polycule
Amitie gets gaslit into almost losing her soul to a minor Madou Monogatari enemy encounter who wants to use her as a host body for her powerful magic
We learn that Yu and Rei's death was so terrifying that even Feli doesn't want to talk about it.
Ecolo loses the child in the divorce. Almost commits physical assault in retaliation.
Ringo tries to figure out what Ecolo is made of by drowning, burying and skewering him. Analysis results: "Heck if I know" And these are only SOME highlights. I love this series.
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jaskierx · 4 months
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thinking about the unbridled chaos of the polycule trying to play scrabble
archie’s attitude of ‘yeah that’s a word. what does it mean? dunno. whatever i want. you can’t prove it’s not a word. oh you want to check the dictionary? we don’t have one cos we’re pirates’
zheng having the list of permitted two letter words memorised and calling everyone out on their bullshit except olu who gets a pass for being cute (which subsequently leads to very reasonable allegations of unfairness)
jim getting all the triple word scores and wasting every single one on low scoring words (‘jim i can see your tiles. you could’ve gone for KLAXONS and scored hundreds. ASS is nine points’ ‘yeah but ASS is funnier so’)
olu being cursed with the worst tile luck in existence and ending up 50 points behind because they’re nearly finished and he’s only drawn 3 consonants so far in the whole game
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lu-lus-duckies · 2 months
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Hi, here's about me and some questions you might have!
Updated: april 26th 2024
MINORS DNI please
Important!! Please don't use real money to do things for me in any capacity. It makes me uneasy, uncomfortable and puts a lot of pressure on me. Thank you for your understanding <3 also Important: I can not and will not take anything seriously, if you want to say something serious to me, send me a DM, I'm more likely to respond seriously there
Who are you?
@ nunalastor's emotional support white boy™
People just call me lulu on here. I'm 20 and go by any pronouns. AFAB (and cis). my gender is whatever makes you gay. somewhere on the ace spectrum.
Also CEO of forcing people to get some fucking sleep!
important note: I respond in the horniest ways to @ nunalastorscursedkitten, but they have explicitly stated they don't want sexual stuff directed towards them without their consent. I have confirmed that they are okay with me responding in a horny way and you should make sure before doing it too
tags (will not sort these out at all):
lulu is delulu - my posts babygirl anon fest - asks specifically from babygirl revoke lulu's art license - my art stuff nunwhiskers - the ship of nunalastor x huskers-bar lulu is feral - reblogs where I am feral lulus nun reblogs - I just tend to reblog everything of nunalastors so it's a tag now lulu reblogs - art/theories/incorrect quotes ect lulu convos - me interracting with peeps here lulu crooks - going into detail about things i shouldn't be going into detail of. (maybe infodumping) cursed polycule - me and the 100+ husbands/wives interracting (xxx-angie list in their pinned) lulu asks - me answering asks this is a nunalastor simp blog - anytime I openly bark for nunalastor lulu lore - me accidentally dropping irl lulu lore lulu fun facts - exactly what it says lulu polls - polls lulu is a boomer - me not knowing basic pop culture things cuz I live under a rock lulu loves nunalastorscursedkitten / and paincaat too / lulu loves paincaat / and nunalastorscursedkitten too - my interractions with @ paincaat / @ nunalastorscursedkitten lulu loves getting called slurs - me getting called the f-word lulu infodumps - infodumps about stuff that might not always be hazbin hotel fools being sexy - @ the-aprilfools-bitch tag
who is safe here?
everyone except minors. I don't judge. This is a safe space regardless of race, gender, sexuality or anything else. Be as cringe/not cringe as you want
What is this blog?
Used to be a hazbin blog, now turned to me simping for daddy nunalastor and interracting with the cursed polycule
What can I ask or share with you?
Literally anything you want to share, no limits. I respond to everything, even hate so if I haven't responded I'm either asleep or the message didn't appear in my inbox.
One thing I don't respond to is chain sends cuz I can't be bothered with that shit. Anything else is a yes
What's with the bad English?
English is my second language. I pride myself on being able to read it fluently, but I might have problems with talking in a way that flows naturally to native speakers. So sorry bout that
What time are you active?
Honestly, all over the place. Don't look too much into it, but I'm from the country of Georgia if that helps
Can I use your ideas?
Absolutely! You don't even need to ask. I won't say this is a necessity, but If you decide to use them, I'd love it if you'd tag me. I love seeing all kinds of things people make and I'd love to see yours too!
Why are you so unhinged and sexual? Aren't you ace?
Asexuals aren't all sex-repulssed and can enjoy it too. I am uncomfy with the act of sex but I love joking and shitting about it. Me saying something is hot/sexy/makes my dick hard is just me saying "I love this and i think it's cool" when that isn't enough to express my love. (I think I'm being funny)
Is the art on nunalastor's blog you sometimes repost yours?
Yes, the art posted on their asks by mylz-flick is by me. It's my primary blog and i don't use it for anything so all my asks are submitted through there
Why don't you post as often anymore?
Because all my posts go straight to nunalastor's blog. Go check them out, it's great
By nunalastor s request:
Who hurt you?
Nunalastor did when they rizzed up my mom
What's with the worms? That's disgusting
Well, nunalastor made this post and it turned me on a little ngl
What is the cursed polycule?
Well, I spontaneously decided that my go to funny (not funny) joke would be to start asking everyone who agreed with me or had similar tastes to kiss me. Long story short, now I'm a whore™ with 100+ husbands that I can't keep track of and that's the cursed polycule
Why do you keep calling nunalastor daddy?
Many reasons. First, Nunalastor saying they would fuck my mom in the DMs when I told them about her. So naturally, if my mom and nunalastor got married they would be the dad hence, daddy. Also, nunalastor is unapologetically my favourite blog on here and the title "daddy" is reserved for them. Also their word is law to me and they deserve the respectful title
The way you interract with minors is disgusting
I have minors please don't interract in my bio for a reason. I expect a decent human being to see that and kindly leave my blog. I don't check who I'm responding to most of the time so I probably didn't even notice it was a minor. I'm just trying to be fun.
If you are a minor and I responded/reblogged your art or post with some batshit crazy shenanigans like I do with everyone, send me a DM and I'll delete it. I'd rather it be in the DMs instead of out in public because out here I have people acting like they hate me and I don't want to accidentally take something that's meant to be a serious request to stop like a joke.
What's with that one pregnant anon stuff at nunalastors blog?
Listen, I don't care what shit people send me, but if you even dare harm, harass or just in general be an asshole to the ones I consider nice people, I will not take that lightly.
To everyone: if you get haters, tag me so I can draw them pregnant.
Is the cursed polycule an actual relationship or just a joke?
It's just a joke between us.
Can I join the polycule?
Daddy has revoked my marriage license so you'll have to consult with the other members. I take what daddy demands very seriously
You can however, talk to the other members of the polycule and join. We could also have a platonic relationship going on in the polycule if you want
What is up with you and pronouns?
Sorry, in my native language there are no gendered pronouns. We just have a singular he/she/they for everyone. I use he/him for me (despite being a woman) because it's what rolls off the tongue easier for me. For everyone else I use they/them because you can never go wrong with neutral.
Are you actually attracted to nunalastor?
Honestly, the only time I've experienced attraction (i think? Still unsure if it was that) was with one girl at my uni and the feeling I have for nunalastor is very similar. It's not the exact kinda feeling but I have a very strong desire to make them proud. Not sure exactly what it is but no, I don't want to actually fuck them and I don't want to kiss them either. That seems gross. I do however wanna hold their hand and recieve headpats from them. Idk just know me as the nunalastor simp, that's easier to explain.
(and yes both mods)
Why do you keep mentioning nunalastor calling you the f-word?
Because I genuinely /gen /srs loved it. This isn't a joke. It made me overstimmed and honestly was a little overwhelmed with giddiness. keep in mind though, that while I enjoy getting called the slur, I will not be calling anyone that because that makes me uncomfy.
why haven't you responded to my reblog/comment/ask?
I generally respond to everyone I can. but either it was
lost in my notifs
was posted by a minor and I don't want to attract minors here
If it was on a reblog of something, I assumed it was meant for op
I just couldn't think of anything to respond with (which is rare)
feel free to let me know if it was either 1 or 3 but I won't respond to minors
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fujillamaparadise · 21 days
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Your search history is now your shopping list, what are you buying?
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(Why are my most recent searches oddly buyable?)
@the-aprilfools-bitch, would you be interested in sharing this game I made up with the rest of The Cursed Polycule? Of course, it certainly is fine if you do not wish to do so.
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I am so organised and ready for this chart shit
It's the autism I can't lie
Also I'm going to have a unique tag to keep all the charts in one place
#Cursed charts
So that'll keep them all on my blog, once I get everyones roles and finish that chart of the day I'll post it on its own post with the tag above
God I have zero life I'm way too excited to be able to do something daily and organised
A chart is considered finished when everyone in the polycule has been put on it
And if the polycule gets updated they'll get added to the list of people to go on the carts ofc
Anyways
>:3
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lucifersruberduck · 21 days
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As decreed by an anonymous scoundrel,
"list 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers!"
Do you agree to this arduous task?
1. The cursed polycule and everyone who's in it <3.
2. Hazbin Hotel and the fandom.
3. My Chemical Romance and their fandom.
4. My irl family and friends.
5. My dog and kitten <3.
Ten ppl: @xxx-angie @xluciferseyeshadowx @lu-lus-duckies @butterflies-and-roaches @et3rnal-ash @huskers-bar @re-bon-bon-san @the-aprilfools-bitch @velvette3 @voxthepope
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huskersbar · 21 days
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you (only if you want, no pressure)! Get to know your mutuals and followers.❤️
~Vel 💗
oh! okay :3
1 - cursed cat alastor :3
2 - my followers 🫶
3 - my friends and the polycule 🕺
4 - sleep LMAO
5 - drawing!
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spicysix · 2 months
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writing patterns
rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern!
i was tagged by @cranberrymoons thank you sagey ♡
i did the Forever Halloween October Challenge and didn't want to post all the fics to take up the whole list so i chose just the first one
1. "The first time Eddie saw her, she thought she was a mirage." - girls make me wanna die [edancy]
2. " 'I'm a Pisces, y'know?' Robin babbles." - pisces drabble [buckingham]
3. "He never saw them coming." - TWYCC [brennan, el & kali]
4. " 'Shit!' she curses." - making a meal drabble [wheelingham]
5. "Chrissy Cunningham [09:41AM]: Hello, Steve! This is Chrissy from Marketing." - text me, call me (kiss me, i'll be waiting) [cheerscoops]
6. " 'Jonathan!' Five voices in unison yelled at him." - jonathan drabble [spicy six polycule]
7. "Soulmates weren’t there when you were born." - i'll be with you, when the roses bloom again [cheerscoops]
8. "Steve was a dethroned King." - we'll never be (royals) [cheerscoops]
9. "She could feel them." - growing pains drabble [kas!chrissy]
10. "There was smoke around them." - i'd still know you drabble [jargyle]
i guess i like small and impactful (if i can say so) phrases to get started 🤭
no pressure tags: @steventhusiast @eriquin @shares-a-vest @thesolarangel
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ahcoffeebeans · 6 months
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whats something that you almost asked for secret samol but didnt? or an idea you had that was too specific or not developed enough to be a prompt ? ^_^
oh, I just wrote down what came to mind immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like prompts that involve an activity or an active position for the central character that can be expanded into multiple directions. I like to write one to two sentences only - specific in who they are and what they're doing, but broad in how that scene can be interpreted!!!
this is also my first Secret Samol, so I'm not sure if I made good prompts... BUT!!!! I did base it off of stuff I'd seen from previous years. I think everyone can guess which characters I asked for... and which ships... you should answer it tho, beeelderly!!!!!!!!! did you sign up? what were your almost prompts ADDENDUM:
I did want characters that weren't on the list, like Already and Their Bluff City Commune-Polycule and Cursed Urn
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orbleglorb · 9 months
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@polkadotpatterson hi. using this as an excuse to talk about my shit sport.
banesball is a game similar to blaseball in the sense that the game wants you dead. however, everything is very meticulous and odd and that is because i asked myself "how could i make the worst sport ever?" and then made a spreadsheet about it
banesball does a lot of things in 3s. 3 teams play at once. there are 27 teams total (multiple of 3). there are three conferences (lawful, neutral, chaotic) and three divisions (good, neutral, evil). the fields themselves are triangles. this is because most sports do things in 2s, and in order to make it the worst sport ever i had to get rid of that
so, the full list of teams is: jacksonville librarians (location may change), jaipur crickets, portland brewers, buenos aires architects, katmai volcanoes, sapporo cranes, point nemo socialites, cedar rapids bakers, underworld gemstones, tampa gardeners, galway revelers, eureka redwoods, chicago beans, death valley omens, london watchers, seattle baristas, perth polycule, paris performers (based out of paris, TX), salem sorcerers, atlanta artists, austin musicians (location may change), new york city pigeons, nova scotia lookouts, memphis showboats, alberta rats, geneva mad scientists, and reno clowns.
the lookouts were originally the lighthouse keepers, but it was a lengthy name and calling them the "lookouts" allowed for more variation in what they do. i.e., one could be a life guard. i chose lighthouses because i was going down a wikipedia rabbit hole and apparently nova scotia has a shit ton of light houses.
The Person Pit is a pit that people come out of. these are typically missing people from all over the world (although most of the time they're from canada and the northern USA), but sometimes ppl who do not exist just kinda appear and everyone goes ok 👍. whoever shows up in the pit has been Claimed and must Play Ball. that is a much more recent development, though. The Pit has existed longer than Banesball. it also just decided it would be fun to start a Banesball team. when tulio came out of The Pit, he was injured, which was the first time that had happened in a while. those who come from the pit typically have no memory of their experiences inside of it, but tulio does. and tulio isn't saying jack shit out of fear.
i have lored some players from around the league, although i haven't really claimed a team since i am The Creator. however, i've done the most lore with the lookouts because The Person Pit is so important to me (it correlates with my OC universe). here are my thoughts on the players:
barbie nebuchadnezzar: no pronouns. prefers to go by barb. barb has lived in nova scotia barb's entire life. nobody knows how long barb has been alive, not even barb. barb is a seasoned sailor that became a lighthouse keeper, as well as the Keeper Of The Pit. barb is the only player on the lookouts that has not come from The Pit.
evelyn hassan: nothing yet </3
kit walsh: he/she. butch lesbian. pink hair and pronouns. he's the captain of the lookouts, despite being the third recruit. she's in some sort of trade profession (maybe welding or carpentry). she's the biggest supporter of everyone on his team. will hold your hand at the dentist if you asked
zaynab campbell: she/her. middle-aged(ish) ex-housewife from a lavender marriage. motherly in a sense, but grandma might be more apt. avid baker and, after her divorce, worked as an OSHA inspector up until coming out of The Pit. dating lola
lola sharp: nothing much yet :( late twenties, early 30s. peppy
tulio tailor: any pronouns, primarily uses he. cursed. he Knows. nobody knows why. likes making things out of clay and pottery
dhia bronwyn: nothing much yet. muslim & hijabi (maybe niqabi)
me and some friends have a discord server where we've made some lore for these guys! if u wanna join lmk :3 usually i go in and just add a bunch of players at once, & it's pretty silent the rest of the time. not much to do yet. there's no sim, and likely never will be, but we're having fun yes and-ing each other. i made a perchance generator for generating names and stats, as well as a name generator for teams based in areas with vastly different names than north america. both work much better on a computer.
ok infodump over 👍
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umbiedecoder · 7 months
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hi i’m just here to gush about the omen twins (and just omens in general) from just stuff i’ve picked up on.
so first things first, let’s start with the easy stuff (that like everyone knows): their opinions of themselves/outlook on their race. morgott is clearly ashamed of being an omen, he shaves his horns, he wears rags, yadda yadda yadda. mohg is like… the exact opposite, he wears extravagant clothes, he owns real estate (mohgwyn palace), he has a polycule (the bloody fingers), etc.
time for me to talk about them individually.
Morgott:
THIS MAN’S LIFE STORY IS GUT PUNCH AFTER GUT PUNCH AND YOU DO NOT GET A BREAK. IT IS UNIVERSALLY AWFUL AND HE DOESNT DESERVE A SINGLE SECOND OF IT.
first of all, when comparing his horns to Mohg’s, they grow in an entirely different way. Morgott’s horns grow out; and they resemble a crown. when you see Morgott, you go “Wow, that is certainly an interesting looking human being.”
i think it’s very clearly implied that the erdtree decides when someone has exhausted their usefulness, and when that happens, they turn into that dust we see upon killing enemies. so let’s think for a second, how many bosses don’t do that when they die? ONE. AND ITS MORGOTT. do you know how long it keeps me up at night to know that this man had it SO BAD that LITERALLY GOD let his body sit around just long enough that he could finally hear some kind of approval from someone who loved him.
not only is he kept around, his horns are excised by the erdtree, the erdtree literally excises the omen """curse""" (i’ll get to why that’s in quotes) from him, as a final act of mercy, FUCK.
Mohg:
this guy.
this. fuckin. guy.
let me preface with this: Mohg is an animal. i don’t mean that in like a hateful way, it’s genuinely how he is portrayed.
let’s start with the horns, just like Morgott. Mohg’s doesn’t shave them, but unlike Morgott, whose unshaved horns grow out and up, Mohg’s grow in, they wrap around themselves. exhibited in rams and boars, their horns will dig into their skin as they grow, if you look at Mohg’s big ugly face for longer than two seconds you’ll notice that he is also exhibiting said phenomena.
Mohg is, by design, a monster. you see his wings, you look at his jagged teeth and twisting horns and go, “Woah, is this a new species in the lands between, is he the last of them��� and when you read his lore, BAM. HES AN OMEN.
also, i think it is so telling of Morgott’s opinion of his brother in that cutscene with the thrones; Morgott lists the runebearers, except Mohg. i don’t know if there really is a reason for that beyond “Why would Mohg have a throne?” but i like to think it’s Morgott protecting(?) Mohg, or atleast keeping him hidden from us by simply not acknowledging him. Mohgwyn Dynasty and the bloody fingers are likely one of the biggest threats to the golden order, and I highly doubt that Morgott would just let that slide, he must have a reason for not searching for his brother, and i believe it’s willful ignorance.
FINALLY, I PRESENT A THEORY TO YOU ALL.
so, this theory was presented to me by my friend Mita, and it’s a great one. she suggests that the omens are linked to the erdtree and that Marika invented the stigma around them because that interferes with the order, and that theory is just GRAHHH it’s so good.
so fun fact, after a mistranslation of the bible, many statues of moses have him horns. if you’ve played elden ring past the intro, you’ve probably noticed all of the catholic imagery.
isn’t that INTERESTING???
isn’t that. isn’t that just so COOL????
MISTRANSLATION.
HORNS.
i personally believe that those statues of moses are the biggest inspiration for the omens, and that the curse really isn’t a curse at all.
anyways. i don’t know how to end this, if you read all of this i commend you but also i’m so sorry.
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salmonandsoup · 1 year
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so i need y'alls help
i really need to start making more posts about my OCs
so which ones do you guys wanna hear about most (sorry that the vampire mafia has to be all in one, it's because listing all of them means listing no other OCs)
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lu-lus-duckies · 1 month
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Still waiting for those cursed polycule designs lulu
I KNOW GIVE ME A BREAK!
The dopamine is driving all of my art and the dopamine says draw alastor pregnant.
I'll get to them, I have these things working in my drafts I swear!
I am working on them! Just need like 5 years
Rant below this line, you don't need to read
Plus unfortunately I do have a life :( I know, disgusting that I have a life but I have work I have to prepare for, uni homework to do (and trust me Animation homework isn't just a quick doodle, plus it's not even my only class, I have 11 different subjects in total at my uni and I will list every single one if you want me to), replying to your guy's comments, checking daddy nunalastors blog everyday and drawing them eating worms (most important one by the way), working on the nunwhiskers fic, trying to finish all my other art stuff I wanna post here (like for example, that Lucifer animatic I promised yall that I have been procrastinating on). There's too many of you who keep blowing up my inbox. I go and reply to one reblog and by the time I'm done at least 3 more appear. I love it but Jesus y'all really testing my typing speed. I checked my screen time during my drama class because my teacher was helping us realise just how little time we have in our lives and my tumblr screentime is 8 FUCKING HOURS A DAY. I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT POSTS THAT OFTEN ANYMORE. I can't even just not reply to your posts, y'all take the time to respond so I want to show that respect back but JESUS CHRIST I AM GOING MENTALLY FUCKING INSANE-
Haven't opened tiktok in a week because of this though so that's a big w but still
P.s. please do not stop blowing up my inbox, it feels great that someone enjoys my presense when no one in my school wanted to have anything to do with me
Anyway rant over. Pretend this never happened
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evilisk · 7 months
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I don't do a lot of shipping, but I realized I haven't done a post in months that isn't LostWord related, so here's my shipping chart with my boring shipping picks. My explanation for some of these:
Maribel / Renko: Don't know a single thing about the Sealing Club characters, but I believe it when people call that couple mega-turbo-super-canon
Hisami / Zanmu: Hisami for sure has feelings, this is more about wanting Zanmu to reciprocate / not wanting it to be 1-sided
Grassroots Polycule: I've always liked Wakasagihime X Kagerou, but I've started to like the idea of it being a polycule. The polycule dynamic is "introvert Sekibanki being adopted by extroverted Wakasagihime and Kagerou." I definitely prefer it over Kogasa X Sekibanki which doesn't work for me because canon Sekibanki hides her youkai nature, Kogasa is a fairly public youkai and they're both pretty active in the Human Village. I feel like their relationship would be strained by disagreements about how they'd hang out in the village / around humans. That'd be less of an issue with the Polycule, since they would only hang out outside of the Village (no gossip unless someone decides to trail Sekibanki all the way to Misty Lake, which won't happen). TBH I'd probably put Kogasa X Sekibanki as Past Fling if I ever remade this chart.
Depends How I'm Feeling: I just cannot settle on a Reimu ship. Reimu X Marisa should be the best option, but Reimu X Sanae amuses me (the idea of Kanako, Suwako, Yukari and Kasen having to be in-laws sounds hilarious) while Reimu X Akyuu has that tragic aspect (IIRC Akyuu's memory relates to youkai, so I imagine her future incarnations would have a lot of memories working with Reimu since she exterminates youkai. Future incarnations would know they were close, but they would not be able to recall the most intimate memories that had nothing to do with youkai. Basically, the ship is about future Children of Miare being cursed with incomplete memories of Reimu forever).
I Only See Them As Friends: It's mostly self-explanatory. Just adding that I respect others that ship these, even if I don't ship them myself.
(Not On This List) All The Ships I Hate: I didn't include them here, but I'm against pretty much every "Dating Your Boss" ship. So Eiki/Komachi, Youmu/Yuyuko, Ran/Yukari, Aya/Megumu, Sakuya/Remilia etc.
Some (dis)honorable mentions that aren't just "Dating Your Boss Is Bad" are the old school Tenshi ships that make her into a masochist (so Tenshi X Yuuka or Yukari) and also Reisen X Junko (because 99% of the time it's just "lol wouldn't it be hilarious to have Junko stalking / harassing Reisen?")
Also, Reimu X Mamizou and Sannyo X Mamizou are totally missing from the list. Sannyo X Mamizou would probably be my definitive Mamizou ship (they're both old, experienced and wise in different ways. Also, they'd totally smoke weed together). Reimu X Mamizou would be with the other Reimu ships and the appeal is similar to Reimu X Sanae but with shapeshifting shenanigans (I wanna see Reimu react to Mamizou turning into a copy of her).
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