We went over this, no thanking lulu, he's a toxic mf

CHARLIEEEEEEEE <33

(2 backgrounds bc yes)

(also idk how to *hooves*)

No, it's just that shitty drawing of vox because no one can take a picture of him <3

Every time I see one of the "alastor got pregnant and now is put into the situations" asks I can't help but think "do you really think this man won't get an abortion as soon as he gets the memo?"

Oh yeah, sure the Mister "I Do Whatever I Want And Value My Autonomy Above All Else" is going to accept being put into a vulnerable state???

Alastor abortion ark is coming up

😭

I refuse to believe my silly joke works. This has to be some sort if confirmation bias or something

Every time I see one of the "alastor got pregnant and now is put into the situations" asks I can't help but think "do you really think this man won't get an abortion as soon as he gets the memo?"

Oh yeah, sure the Mister "I Do Whatever I Want And Value My Autonomy Above All Else" is going to accept being put into a vulnerable state???

Alastor abortion ark is coming up

😭

I wanna be bitten by a sexy woman

Added sound on TikTok hehe

"yaoiboypussy" as the name checks out

Why would you be afraid of being horny? You either

1. Get to make horny posts and everyone loves you

2. Get to make horny posts and everyone hates you but you have a degredation kink and you love it

I need to stop being scared about being horny online. This is the transgender gay sex website

Anytime I see someone be able to shade fabric I'm immediately pissed off because I'm jealous

Ummy art tho, I'll blend it up and swallow it down like a smoothie

Second one! Also, had a blast with this one, really challenged me to do some different textures and details.

Do not flirt with me. It's very un-sexy of you to think lulu is anything positive. We are a lu-lus-duckies hate blog

Turns out I have a praise kink.

Fuck my life.

-???🎶🎵

(Call me Music anon)

Who's a good boy? That's right, you're a good boy <3

do you want a bagel >:D

I want many many bagels, but not to eat them

No. I must fuck it. Must fuck all the bagels. Unfortunately I'm getting cucked by the polycule

:0 bbg this is beautiful, I'm eating your entire family

CHARLIEEEEEEEE <33

(2 backgrounds bc yes)

(also idk how to *hooves*)

You're on tumblr. We all do

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

Worms weren't included here but all of those sound sexy

I meant destroyed biblically accurately actually

Lulu has discovered a new kink and it's getting destroyed (both interpretations of the word welcome) while adam specifically watches. No other can be a substitute, it must be adam and his stupid bird brain

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those are a whorish amount of I's but I have more <3 you can't out-whore me

Jokes on you, I'm currently broke so you're not getting your payback

whose the bestest Faggot? 🤗☺️😃

~Vel ✨💗💖

WOAH OKAY, I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

I am, I am! <3

I'm the bestest f-word out there!

I just think they're neat

Hawaii is actually an anti-alastor place and vox is the president of hawaii

Every time I see one of the "alastor got pregnant and now is put into the situations" asks I can't help but think "do you really think this man won't get an abortion as soon as he gets the memo?"

Oh yeah, sure the Mister "I Do Whatever I Want And Value My Autonomy Above All Else" is going to accept being put into a vulnerable state???

Alastor abortion ark is coming up

😭

Lulu has discovered a new kink and it's getting destroyed (both interpretations of the word welcome) while adam specifically watches. No other can be a substitute, it must be adam and his stupid bird brain

concept of katie killjoy having sold her soul to vox because she thought he was an honourable Straight Man and low-key had a thing for him but then later found out he was one of the QUEERS but it was already too late by then

she thinks valentino turned him gay (only because he's more openly queer and it was more obvious with him than vox)