MUSIC ANON IS BACK
because you and Vel SCREAM enemies to lovers rn and I WISH I had popcorn as I watch these entertaining interactions the two of you have!
Totally ship it.
-Music Anon 馃幍馃幎
what do you mean we scream enemies to lovers?
me and @velvette3 ARE enemies to lovers. like all enemies to lovers we occasionally say good morning to eachothe-TO GATHER INTEL ON THEM OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE WE CARE, nope
and as all enemies to lovers I flirt with them and they reject my advances and then they flirt with me and I reject them because I don't date anyone who's standards are so low that they'd date lulu
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Hey baby, how are ya? You would be so much prettier if you got sleep
Anyway, thoughts on @ st-alastors-confessional?
Not looking for excuses to gush about our favourite polycule member <3
this is in my inbox from a week ago i have finally decided ta evict it
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Quick lore recap for everyone:
1: nunalastor is still a huskersbar hate blog
2: @lu-lus-duckies is still horny
3: the amount of *thump* *squeak* asks are decreasing a bit
4: theres alot of pentious and vox stuff now
Hope this helps!!!
-馃構
one correction-
the amount of thump squeak asks have actually increased we just compile them all together now 馃様
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Copy n pasted from the cursed polycule discord server incorrect quotes channel
Lulu: Relationships should be 50/50, Fools cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty
Fools: bitch this is a polycule your math is shit, get off the counter, that's where Angie sits
(fools said this)
- member of the polycule
Finally, people started talking shit about me. About time everyone realized lu-lus-duckies is a piece of shit. Can't believe some of you support him.
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You are like a flower, but you don't like to be picked.
But you are like candy, made to be licked.
Your smile moves mountains.
Your charm overflows fountains.
And makes everyone wet
We ache, hard and longing
For any attention we'll get.
Your body's a temple, your movements are grace.
You're perfect from inside to outside, your legs, chest and face.
Your calves, feet, your bottom,
Your knees, arms and hands.
Eyecandy, no matter, where your eye lands.
Your soul, your ambitions,
too good for the world.
Your laugh, heart, intelligence
will put one on hold.
I'd chase all your doubts away,
One at a time...
I'd kiss all your tears away
Is that a crime?
I'll chase your essence,
I'll chain you to the bed
I'll stop your denial,
Melt off all your dread.
I drown in you, darling...
Please just for a moment, believe.
You're worthy of love,
Even if it's not from me.
- Flower Anon <3
haha jokes on you, ya'll don't know what I look like so this can't be true <3
it is indeed a crime and I'm banishing you to horni jail
we hate lulu so, no <3. seek therapy if you think so
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馃挄
What? Why are you here? What did I do? Am I in trouble? Do you need something from me? Which mod is this and why am I hard?
And more importantly why are you sending lulu hearts? Don't you know this is a lu-lus-duckies hate blog?
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This is how I view y'all. We're all mentally ill here. Except lu-lus-duckies. Fuck that guy
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In thanks of your good morning/afternoon/evening ask,
How are youuuuu???
馃挆馃挆馃挆
~Vel 馃挆
We are enemies. (To lovers)
I'm fine, was waiting for a work call and it never came. Lots of unnecessary anxiety so I'm mostly just distracting myself with tumblr.
Gonna go write the mods fucking as another distraction
Anyway, hope you have a great day today <3
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would you fuck yourself, given the chance?
No. Lulu is disgusting
We are a lu-lus-duckies hate blog
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You guys need a Straight on Thin Ice in the polycule
馃憠馃憟
Ew. Straight people?!
Sure why not, we welcome everyone in the polycule except lu-lus-duckies. We are a lu-lus-duckies hate blog
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You fucker you're the kindest nicest most considerate asshole in all of the polycule and IM DONE WITH THE LULU HATE.
LuLu haters DNI
- 馃悶
It's me
I'm the lulu hater
I don't need to follow your rules
I don't need to cater
I'll keep this short and simple
This won't be long
We will forever be
A lu-lus-duckies hate blog <3
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very kind very kind
~ 馃挊
No. Lulu isn't kind. They're very toxic actually. We are a lu-lus-duckies hate blog now actually
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GUYS!
@ St-alastors-confessional DMed me (I know right?) And said they don't support lu-lus-duckies! HUGE w for the polycule because as we all know, we don't support lu-lus-duckies on this blog <3
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Glad you're feeling better babe <3
Nd glad you're back
We are a lu-lus-duckies hate blog thank you
I'm not glad I'm feeling better because I now have to go through probably 200+ posts of daddy
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Lu-Lu's followers can you believe the audacity of this guy telling ME to go to therapy?
Without even KNOWING how Cursed I cay Actually get?
Ugh, can't believe that guy. Unbelievable. He should be fed worms fr.
We arw a lu-lus-duckies hate blog now. Can't believe someone so disgusting exists
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he got whiter
ew. we hate white people on this blog. that's why lu-lus-duckies is banned here
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