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They don't know nunalastor gave me attention today
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ABOUT THIS BLOG!
How many Blogs?
A lot. I normally stick to this blog, or my HH + HB Blog (hazbin-helluva-simp)
Why so many random posts?
There are a handful of fandoms I’m part of, and sometimes I forget to switch my main two blogs back and forth. If any of you see anything other than HH or HB on that blog, let me know because I would’ve meant to put it here! (Or Vice Versa!) 😅
What is this blog about?
As I mentioned, I’m a multi-shipper and in many fandoms. This is a random blog where I reblog from people like @moringmark , @jell-o101 , @turquoisespace35 , or @captainmera (sometimes @nunalastor , @huskers-bar , or @voxthepope)
So there will be random comics and art pieces from the TOH, MARIO BROS, NIMONA, and HH/HB fandoms.
About Me:
I’m asexual-panromantic (as said my desc.), I have a very loving boyfriend, she/her, main fandoms are: HH/HB, TOH, Nimona, TDP, Red Queen, Super Mario Bros., TBTMTFTH (The Boy, The Mole, The Fox, and The Horse) and more that I’ve forgotten but will remember later—
I have arachnophobia. Leave me alone about the spider shit. (Actually, a fear of bugs in general. But spiders are fuckin wild).
Favorite color: dark purple 💜
Birthday: 04/20 (aka, Hitler’s birthday, my Step-Father’s birthday, and weed smoking day. It’s inconvenient to say the least)
You guys can call me Luna, or whatever you guys want! (Or Velvette, Vel, whatever for my HH/HB blog)
Favorite Blogs:
@captainmera
@turquoisespace35
@the-haiku-bot
@moringmark
@one-time-i-dreamt
@nunalastor
@voxthepope
@huskers-bar
@lu-lus-duckies
@sir-ballister-boldheart
@jell-o101
@writing-prompt-s
And others.
Random:
My previously pinned post^^^
My art
Not surprisingly, my Hazbin/Helluva Blog is more popular than this one 😂
(This is when I joined the polycule) [I have my myself their therapist, they fucking need it for chrikey’s sake] {this is all of the members so far}
Hazbin Hotel Rants: Adam Rant
Tags: Vel rants/infodumps ,
I wake up to more notifications now than ever since making that blog.
I’ve always hoped to meet the same kind of crackheads on here that I know in person.
If anyone has any character suggestions as to who I should base my Hazbin/Helluva blog on (like @nunalastor , @voxthepope , @huskers-bar , @lu-lus-duckies , etc) I am VERY OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS! (EDIT: it’s currently based on Velvette)
Ask/post anything! I will answer (almost) everything. Though if you wanna ask/post HH/HB related things through my inbox, please use my other blog @velvette3
That’s all I have this time, but ask if you have any questions!
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Stuff about stuff
(Please read if you want to interact!!)
Edited 08.04.24
Who are you?
Call me butterfly 🦋 (or jules), legal adult, gender has no meaning to me and i prefer any pronouns except she/her, probably 'tistic (but my rizz is on the negative hehe), aroace spec and certified lesbian (but for the sake of rp let's consider i'm pan on this blog lol + will not hesitate to simp over fictional characters of any gender)
Main: @timeladix (from which follows ensue)
My art: @julesdraws (rn full hellaverse but keep in mind it's still multifandom)
Wtf is this?
Started off as a butterfly🦋 anon on @/nunalastor 's blog and soon got married to @/lu-lus-duckies so i felt like i should show some face in whatever this has become :>>
Also married to @/lucifersruberduck
And i'm the one that came up with the #nunwhiskers ship name :3 (kinda accidentally lol)
Anything else?
This will sometimes be a role play sideblog (bulshiting around - meaning half the stuff i say or do is exagerated or purely joking bc it's fun) and other times i'll be serious if there is need for me to be
(Just keep in mind i'm autistic and my tone recognision skills are lacking immensly)
Asks always* open, as long as you're not mean i'll probably respond (tho maybe not always right away), feel free to talk ab anything and everything i love engagement :33
Queer and neurodivergent friendly 🫶
*Alright babes, ask box related, these are my HARD NOs (if you won't respect this you'll get blocked and the ask will be deleted sorry): gore, explicit imigery, hate talk (this includes transphobic/homophobic/albeistic/racist etc etc talk), polotics related, horror related, SH and su/i/cide (if it's not said as a joke or it's excessive), ra/pe, violence, abuse, and maybe other stuff that is v extreme or hard to process and doesn't come to mind rn.
(Don't take it personally please, this is me protecting my mental health🦋)
Not a native english speaker!!
Oh and I can actually make pancakes :>>>
(and yes i loooove butterflies)
Wanna add smth you forgot?
Oh yeah i'll update this post as this blog evolves (idk what to expect from this tbh but i'm here for the funsies)
TaGs:
#lore stuff (anything hazbin lore related or unhinged head canons that i find interesting)
#silly wifey stuff (anytime i interact with lulu cuz she's special bc she's my first wife from the polycule)
#silly hubby stuff (anytime i interact with lucifersruberduck aka theo, my first husband :0)
#cursed polycule (everything related to the rest of the polycule - lulu has a chart in their pinned)
#cursed cursed worms (anything worm related)
#butterfly talks (anytime i talk in reblogs or post stuff on its own)
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lulu just casually adopted a group of mentally ill people from nuns blog and is now forcing them into therapy. lulu will dissapear after yall aren't mentally ill anymore
heading to work right now. ya'll better hope my next paycheck isn't enough to get me into therapy because if I do, I'll be significantly less funny
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Anyways, here's (some) of the gay poetry I've made while thinking about daddy nunalastor
Tw: uh... Lulu is gay. Also almost none of these rhyme or have rhythm so...
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My words may not be original
And my poems unimpressive
But damn it I will try my best
To make them appear expressive
to make each stanza unique
To turn each word into a rhyme
Because then I'll be able to prove
That no one could love you as I
I have doubts on my writing
But my affections are truly unique
There's no other like it
you've turned me into a freak
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I lay awake googling idioms about idiocy
To understand exactly what you've done to me
You make me into an idiot savant
With my only skill being my love
The elevator can never reach the top floor
For you keep on building me up higher
The lights are on and no ones home
But the source was never me to begin with
You must be a screwdriver my love
The way you make the only screws left in my brain come loose
And everythime I gather my marbles in a bowl
You steal and scatter them away from me
I'm not stupid or crazy
But you sure as hell make me
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I know the second I ask for forgiveness I'll feel a lot worse
Because I know it's not possible
That you will try to distance yourself from me
That you will think I ask for your love back
But I don't need it
I need you to be okay with my presense
Nothing more. Nothing less
I'll live with the ache of a heart attack if it means it'll spare you the tiny prick of my flick
But I beg not to let my existance become the bane of yours
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Let me tell you about my lonely nights
My bedtime routine is simple yet mundane
I stay awake until my temperature drops to a freeze
And let my heart be the only thing set aflame
I pray to the gods to let me hear the lullaby which you've blessed the world with
But to ask you to sing for me feels too much like I'd bother
Others may have similar phrases, songs and vocals but it wouldn't be the same coming from another
They come to me from lands too far for my own voice to reach
But no wave of yours is something my ears can't pick
Even if it breaks like wineglass with the pitch
My heart yearns to hear your sound
Because if it does I won't have to doubt my own fears
That yours is the tone to which my fragile soul resonates
And I hope that it becomes louder to share with the stars
I cling onto the faintest of vibrations in the air left by your chords
I hold it dear to my heart and pretend you're right there talking my ears off
My cold hands shiver along in tune with the frequencies of your voice
I'd try to warm them, but in doing so I'd quiet your voice
So I choose to sleep without blankets
For it keeps your angelic sound in my body for just a little bit longer
And it keeps the emptiness of my dreams just a little more bearable
#lulu is so gay#lulu is delulu#revoke lulu's art license?#revoke lulu's art license#lulu poems#this is a nunalastor simp blog
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@huskers-bar x @nunalastor chapter 4
Tags: enemies to lovers, angst?, eventual fluff, yearning?, soft huskers-bar, both mods are separate people, no beta we die like i do, minor character death, ooc, au: hellaverse (hazbin hotel), nunalastor is head of the marketing department, jealousy?, huskers-bar is an employee at voxtek, lulu as a villain, huskers-bar is a liar, secret dating?
chapter: 4/? / chapter Word count: 2,484 / total word count: 7,426
nunalastor as a single entity is nunalastor, traumatized mod dickmaster and cursed mod nun. and huskers-bar just husk/huskers. babygirl anon will be babygirl anon. I will be lulu. Angie will be angie but is meant to be read as angel dust.
A/N: pure lore this chapter. Almost none of the funny :( sorry. i've decided that as an apology for not being active at all today, the entirety of the next chapter is just going to be nunalastor fucking. I will also stop talking about plot from now on, cuz i'm just bullshitting my way through at this point.
"Hi" Lulu greeted. The room fell into an awkward silence, and the air thickened with palpable tension. Lulu locked his gaze with Alastor's, refusing to look away. The seconds stretched into minutes, elongating the unspoken battle of wills and determination, a staring contest neither wanted to lose, although Lulu was undeniably unaware of the game and was just being a menace.
"how may I assist you today?" Alastor finally spoke, his voice punctuated by a forced smile that failed to reach his eyes. The constant staring wasn't enough to get him to blink even once, but the mundane nature of just staring at Lulu was more than reason enough for Alastor to interject their five extremely long minutes of silence. Plus he didn't need the other members of the hotel to start asking questions. they were too persistent anyway.
Lulu snapped out of his reverie, jolted back to reality by Alastor's question. He rummaged through his bag, shuffling items aside in search of something specific, his actions conveying a sense of excitement. Ugh, he could've been a living vibrator with how jarring the immediate mood shift was. "Ah, right," He mumbled, his attention divided between the bag and Alastor. "I'm here to try and convince you to help me... Again."
Alastor let an exasperated sigh slip, pinching the bridge of his nose. This had been the third time lulu approached him this week alone and this feral... whatever that thing was, wasn't giving up on it "we've already went over this lulu, I am not going to help you steal Lucifers blood"
Lulu pouted, letting out a saddened squeak, his hands immediately stopping their search for the list of reasons Alastor should let Lulu steal Lucifers blood "Not even for 75 souls? Really cute ones?" He bargained, shoulders slumping and posture generally turning a lot more depressed, just like the owner of those shoulders probably was.
"No." Alastor reiterated, "No amount of souls is going to cut it."
The very annoyed and pissed expression on lulus face was honestly disgusting. Lulu leaned in closer, as if the proximity would convince Alastor. oh how wrong he was.
"Dear, why don't you just stop with this nonsense?" Alastor said, the corners of his trademark fake smile twitching in irritation. He put his hands back behind him and stepped away. The more distance between this creature and him the more comfortable he felt.
"what if it was the entire west side of the pentagram?" Lulu offered, sort of as a last ditch attempt... for today at least. Lulu was not exactly sane enough to know when to quit.
"I highly doubt a creature such as yourself is going to be able to achieve such a thing" Alastor answered, mostly as a jab to Lulus pathetic self, but the idea of him gathering so many souls was an amusing one.
However, Lulu didn't think so. Lulus eyes lit up with mischief, immediately switching from that almost-scowl to a smirk even the devil wouldn't be able to mimic. He jumped from the realization, "so that is a maybe! progress"
Alastor shouldn't be surprised but he is. Why is Lulu so obsessed with lucifers blood? sure it tasted good but not that good. Alastor sighed, shaking his head in disbelief and spoke "if that was all you came here for than you're welcome to leave"
"yeah, okay-" Lulu cut himself off as soon as he noticed a sexy four armed hottie walking by the door. "woah! who's that sexy thing over there?"
"excuse me?" Angie turned his head at the directed voice at him. he looked left and right, as if to make sure it was really him that this random imp looking creature was talking to. Once he was sure there was no one else, he put on his trademark seductive smile "oh, are you one of my fans?"
"no, never seen you in my life. what's a beautiful thing like you doing here?" Lulu said casually, running up to Angie and circling around him. The concept of personal space must've been a heaven thing because Lulu was prodding at absolutely every part of Angie.
"oh, that's a first." Angie chuckled nervously as he watched Lulu welcome himself to his body. "well the names angie"
"the names lulu." Lulu answered in a heartbeat. He finally relented the assault and turned to Alastor, waving "Bye Alastor, I'll be stealing your bitches"
"what?"
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"he's the most precious thing I have with me here at the hotel!" Angie said petting the pig in question. Little fat nuggets was very comfortably set in his lap and was napping.
"he is a cute pig, i'll admit." Lulu said, laughing along and staring at the adorable little creature. He tapped his fingers against the nearest surface, humming to himself. "hmm... say though, what is it that you actually desire? surely there's more to your existence than just taking care of fat nuggets?"
Angie slumped at that question, he didn't like being reminded of work, especially not when he's supposed to be relaxing. HE looked away, scratching the back of his head "oh, that's complicated"
"how so?" Lulu pried, crossing his legs, picking up his teacup and taking one sip. "It's tea time, and tea needs spillin"
Angie shrugged, reaching out one of his four arms to grab his own cup. he blew on it before taking a sip and sighing. "well, I kinda sold my soul to a blind prick" He began
"ah, gotcha" Lulu nodded, "go on, what's this prick like?" he pried, observing him with a keen eye.
That was all it took for Angie to start going off. "he's a real asshole, and not the sexy kind. he has no sense of personal space and is so insistent on always having me around. it's pathetic really-"
As Angie continued his rambling about how unbearable val was, Lulu listened attentively, observing him with a keen eye. Sensing Angie's frustration and dissatisfaction, Lulu formulated a surprising proposal. "What if I told you," Lulu interjected, his voice filled with intrigue, "that I could help you with that?"
"You're serious?" Angie asked, his voice tinged with both skepticism and caution, but he wasn't too against the idea, who would be?
Lulu nodded, a mischievous smile playing on his lips. "Absolutely. I have been trying to find a way to gain status you see, and what better way than to steal the porn overlords most prized bitch?"
Angie leaned forward, his attention fully captured by Lulu's proposition. "And what would you want in return? I've learned the hard way that nothing comes without a price. Not making that mistake again"
Lulu's smile widened as he raised his teacup to his lips, savoring another sip before placing it back on the table. "you're absolutely right. The thing is, the plan I have in mind isn't one I can carry out on my own. I need a helping hand. A partner in crime" Lulu said, letting the rest be left unspoken.
"i'm not helping you kill someone" Angie said, crossing his first set of arms over his chest and wrapping the second around fat nuggets almost like a shield.
"kill? nonsense" Lulu said, waving his hand in dismissal, as if even the mere idea of it was ridiculous. |I need you to help me collect souls. souls that will give me a name. nothing more. I can guarantee I will not be harming any soul that I collect"
That sounded very sketchy. On one hand, yes it made sense, collecting souls was how other overlords became overlords, but most overlords were also assholes. Angie couldn't let another one like valentino exist in the world. But the offer was too tempting... "how do I know you ain't lying?"
Lulu got up, extending a hand over to angie, pausing first in confusion. He was having trouble deciding which hand would need shaking "uh..." He shook it off. "I'll make a contract. In exchange for your assistance, I promise to free you from valentino grasp. In addition, I promise that I will not harm a single soul in the process"
Angie was sold. That was enough a reason to think this guy wasn't fucking around. "As you already know, I've already sold a part of my soul. no need for the deal. I'll help you"
"wonderful. I'll be discussing the plan with you two weeks before the next extermination"
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Vox stared at Huskers, his crimson eyes narrowing as he processed the situation. Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon, had broken another of Vox's employees watches. His anger was palpable and causing static to appear between his antennas. "That fucking bastard?!"
Husk shifted uncomfortably under Vox's gaze. The pitch shift in Vox's voice was stupid but a little intimidating. "I'm sorry. I didn't get to talk to him, I went to this hotel after Angie offered, and I just stumbled upon him there"
Vox looked like he was about to blow a fuse but for a moment Vox's anger got replaced with a smirk. He paced back and forth across his office, his sharp claws clicking against the marble floor. The gears in his mind (literally) spun rapidly, taking into account every single opportunity he had now that husk was attending the hotel.
"Hmm," Vox muttered, his screen displaying a smirk worthy of the sexiest man on twitter. "Maybe this isn't such a bad idea. Someone to gather intel on my dear Alastor-I mean, that asshole!" He turned his attention back to Huskers, his gaze piercing. "It has failed once, but to be fair, that Pentious was a complete idiot." Vox paused, putting a finger up to his face. "Do they trust you?"
Husker hesitated, unsure how to respond. "Uh... not particularly," they admitted. Sure, they were in hell, but they were almost killed on the first day, that can't be a sign of trust.
Vox waved a dismissive hand in the air. "Unimportant. From now on, you are free from all other duties," He declared, his voice full of pure adulterated joy, one only a horny man like vox could make. "Your primary job will be to gather intel on that radio prick. I want to know his every move, his every plan. What he eats. Where he sleeps. What his favorite color is. What time he goes to sleep. What his hooves look like-"
"But sir—" Husker began, his voice tinged with hesitation.
Vox's eyes narrowed, his patience wearing thin. "Do not even try to negotiate with me on this," he warned, his voice laced with a dangerous edge. "I own your soul" He reminded.
Husker's shoulders slumped, defeated. "Okay," he muttered, his voice barely audible. It would be fine. He saw Alastor once the entire day anyway and that was when he needed to break his tech. He wouldn't even get the opportunities to gather intel anyway.
"good" Vox turned away, his mind already racing with schemes and plots. He had been blindsided by Alastor once, but this time would be different. He would have his dear Alastor tied up and begging for mercy!
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"and that concludes today's exercises! you're free to go about your days as usual now!" Charlie clapped, signaling everyone's dismissal. She turned to huskers and called out before they could leave "Huskers, may I have a moment?"
"yes, your... highness?"
Charlie chuckled, shaking her head. "Just Charlie," she corrected, her warm smile putting Huskers slightly at ease. "You know we have rooms at the hotel for you to stay at, right? I think it would be beneficial for all of us if you were available as soon as we started, and if it's something you'd like?"
Huskers' shoulders slumped and they sighed. "I mean, it's not entirely up to me, Princess. I'd have to consult with my boss first," They explained. It wouldn't be everyday that Vox showed mercy.
Charlie's expression turned thoughtful, and she nodded understandingly. "Alright, we'll let you talk it out with him and hopefully we can get you here!"
Charlie's excitement died down quickly though, realizing that due to short staff (literally), they were out of rooms where people could actually survive. "Unfortunately, we only have one empty and clean room at the hotel right now, and it's up with our marketing staff."
Huskers eyes lit up. The marketing staff? That's Nunalastor!
"And they tend to get messy at nigh-"
"I'll do it!" they far too quickly accepted, not wanting to miss the opportunity. "I don't mind at all. I'd love to take the room! I'm sure nu-the marketing staff are lovely!" they chuckled nervously, making it way too obvious what their intentions were.
Charlie, bless her heart, either didn't notice or didn't mention it. Her eyes sparkled with joy. "Wow, such enthusiasm! See, I knew I was right about you!"
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Alastor hummed to himself as he traveled up the stairs. He couldn't help but overhear huskers little interaction with charlie and he just couldn't let the opportunity for some chaos and fun pass. He approached the door to Dickmasters and Nuns room and knocked thrice. Some thumping could be heard on the other side before the door opened in front of him.
Dickmaster answered "yes?"
"greetings, cohorts" Alastor greeted with that charming smile of his. Both Nun and Dickmaster collectively rolled their eyes.
"do you mind? we're in the middle of a fucking..." Dickmaster trailed off.
"we are not fucking, they're just too dumb to finish that sentence" Nun shouted from behind the room. The fact that they were sprawled across the bed in nothing but a shirt on wasn't helping the situation.
Alastor chose to not comment on it. He didn't care. His eyes gleamed with mischief as he began to speak "I have a favor. you see this new resident of ours is here to make my life miserable. I can hear vox's pathetic begging almost from across the pentagram, and they're a spy of his. I'm sure of it, however I don't view them as a threat"
Dickmaster raised a brow, unamused. "uhm, congrats? what's that gotta do with us?"
Alastor chuckled, leaning in font of them, hands resting on his cane. "oh, nothing much. I simply ask that you make their life miserable with your charming little quirks"
Nun and Dickmaster exchanged glances, contemplating Alastor's request. It wouldn't be hard and could prove to be quite entertaining. Plus, Nun wanted to stick it to that guy for some reason. After a brief silence, they smirked and nodded. "oh, will do at some point. What's in it for us though?"
"Entertainment"
"that's hardly a fair deal"
"By the looks of things, that isn't going to stop you." Alastor doesn't wait for a response and starts to melt away into his shadow. "they'll be staying in the room across from you." is the words he left with.
"fuck that guy with his own cane, seriously"
#lulu is delulu#nunwhiskers#lulu is feral#lulu fed you twice this week#don't expect a new one anytime soon#huskers-bar x nunalastor#this is a nunalastor simp blog#now if you'll excuse me I have probably a 100+ nunalastor posts to read through <3
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goodnight, I'm heading to bed
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Hi, here's about me and some questions you might have!
Updated: april 26th 2024
MINORS DNI please
Important!! Please don't use real money to do things for me in any capacity. It makes me uneasy, uncomfortable and puts a lot of pressure on me. Thank you for your understanding <3 also Important: I can not and will not take anything seriously, if you want to say something serious to me, send me a DM, I'm more likely to respond seriously there
Who are you?
@ nunalastor's emotional support white boy™
People just call me lulu on here. I'm 20 and go by any pronouns. AFAB (and cis). my gender is whatever makes you gay. somewhere on the ace spectrum.
Also CEO of forcing people to get some fucking sleep!
important note: I respond in the horniest ways to @ nunalastorscursedkitten, but they have explicitly stated they don't want sexual stuff directed towards them without their consent. I have confirmed that they are okay with me responding in a horny way and you should make sure before doing it too
tags (will not sort these out at all):
lulu is delulu - my posts
babygirl anon fest - asks specifically from babygirl
revoke lulu's art license - my art stuff
nunwhiskers - the ship of nunalastor x huskers-bar
lulu is feral - reblogs where I am feral
lulus nun reblogs - I just tend to reblog everything of nunalastors so it's a tag now
lulu reblogs - art/theories/incorrect quotes ect
lulu convos - me interracting with peeps here
lulu crooks - going into detail about things i shouldn't be going into detail of. (maybe infodumping)
cursed polycule - me and the 100+ husbands/wives interracting (xxx-angie list in their pinned)
lulu asks - me answering asks
this is a nunalastor simp blog - anytime I openly bark for nunalastor
lulu lore - me accidentally dropping irl lulu lore
lulu fun facts - exactly what it says
lulu polls - polls
lulu is a boomer - me not knowing basic pop culture things cuz I live under a rock
lulu loves nunalastorscursedkitten / and paincaat too / lulu loves paincaat / and nunalastorscursedkitten too - my interractions with @ paincaat / @ nunalastorscursedkitten
lulu loves getting called slurs - me getting called the f-word
lulu infodumps - infodumps about stuff that might not always be hazbin hotel
fools being sexy - @ the-aprilfools-bitch tag
who is safe here?
everyone except minors. I don't judge. This is a safe space regardless of race, gender, sexuality or anything else. Be as cringe/not cringe as you want
What is this blog?
Used to be a hazbin blog, now turned to me simping for daddy nunalastor and interracting with the cursed polycule
What can I ask or share with you?
Literally anything you want to share, no limits. I respond to everything, even hate so if I haven't responded I'm either asleep or the message didn't appear in my inbox.
One thing I don't respond to is chain sends cuz I can't be bothered with that shit. Anything else is a yes
What's with the bad English?
English is my second language. I pride myself on being able to read it fluently, but I might have problems with talking in a way that flows naturally to native speakers. So sorry bout that
What time are you active?
Honestly, all over the place. Don't look too much into it, but I'm from the country of Georgia if that helps
Can I use your ideas?
Absolutely! You don't even need to ask. I won't say this is a necessity, but If you decide to use them, I'd love it if you'd tag me. I love seeing all kinds of things people make and I'd love to see yours too!
Why are you so unhinged and sexual? Aren't you ace?
Asexuals aren't all sex-repulssed and can enjoy it too. I am uncomfy with the act of sex but I love joking and shitting about it. Me saying something is hot/sexy/makes my dick hard is just me saying "I love this and i think it's cool" when that isn't enough to express my love. (I think I'm being funny)
Is the art on nunalastor's blog you sometimes repost yours?
Yes, the art posted on their asks by mylz-flick is by me. It's my primary blog and i don't use it for anything so all my asks are submitted through there
Why don't you post as often anymore?
Because all my posts go straight to nunalastor's blog. Go check them out, it's great
By nunalastor s request:
Who hurt you?
Nunalastor did when they rizzed up my mom
What's with the worms? That's disgusting
Well, nunalastor made this post and it turned me on a little ngl
What is the cursed polycule?
Well, I spontaneously decided that my go to funny (not funny) joke would be to start asking everyone who agreed with me or had similar tastes to kiss me. Long story short, now I'm a whore™ with 100+ husbands that I can't keep track of and that's the cursed polycule
Why do you keep calling nunalastor daddy?
Many reasons. First, Nunalastor saying they would fuck my mom in the DMs when I told them about her. So naturally, if my mom and nunalastor got married they would be the dad hence, daddy. Also, nunalastor is unapologetically my favourite blog on here and the title "daddy" is reserved for them. Also their word is law to me and they deserve the respectful title
The way you interract with minors is disgusting
I have minors please don't interract in my bio for a reason. I expect a decent human being to see that and kindly leave my blog. I don't check who I'm responding to most of the time so I probably didn't even notice it was a minor. I'm just trying to be fun.
If you are a minor and I responded/reblogged your art or post with some batshit crazy shenanigans like I do with everyone, send me a DM and I'll delete it. I'd rather it be in the DMs instead of out in public because out here I have people acting like they hate me and I don't want to accidentally take something that's meant to be a serious request to stop like a joke.
What's with that one pregnant anon stuff at nunalastors blog?
Listen, I don't care what shit people send me, but if you even dare harm, harass or just in general be an asshole to the ones I consider nice people, I will not take that lightly.
To everyone: if you get haters, tag me so I can draw them pregnant.
Is the cursed polycule an actual relationship or just a joke?
It's just a joke between us.
Can I join the polycule?
Daddy has revoked my marriage license so you'll have to consult with the other members. I take what daddy demands very seriously
You can however, talk to the other members of the polycule and join. We could also have a platonic relationship going on in the polycule if you want
What is up with you and pronouns?
Sorry, in my native language there are no gendered pronouns. We just have a singular he/she/they for everyone. I use he/him for me (despite being a woman) because it's what rolls off the tongue easier for me. For everyone else I use they/them because you can never go wrong with neutral.
Are you actually attracted to nunalastor?
Honestly, the only time I've experienced attraction (i think? Still unsure if it was that) was with one girl at my uni and the feeling I have for nunalastor is very similar. It's not the exact kinda feeling but I have a very strong desire to make them proud. Not sure exactly what it is but no, I don't want to actually fuck them and I don't want to kiss them either. That seems gross. I do however wanna hold their hand and recieve headpats from them. Idk just know me as the nunalastor simp, that's easier to explain.
(and yes both mods)
Why do you keep mentioning nunalastor calling you the f-word?
Because I genuinely /gen /srs loved it. This isn't a joke. It made me overstimmed and honestly was a little overwhelmed with giddiness. keep in mind though, that while I enjoy getting called the slur, I will not be calling anyone that because that makes me uncomfy.
why haven't you responded to my reblog/comment/ask?
I generally respond to everyone I can. but either it was
lost in my notifs
was posted by a minor and I don't want to attract minors here
If it was on a reblog of something, I assumed it was meant for op
I just couldn't think of anything to respond with (which is rare)
feel free to let me know if it was either 1 or 3 but I won't respond to minors
#lulu is delulu#revoke lulu's art license#babygirl anon fest#lulu is feral#lulu reblogs#lulus nun reblogs#lulu convos#cursed polycule#lulu asks#this is a nunalastor simp blog#lulu lore#nunwhiskers#lulu crooks#lulu fun facts#lulu polls#lulu loves nunalastorscursedkitten#and paincaat too#lulu loves paincaat#and nunalastorscursedkitten too#lulu infodumps#lulu loves getting called slurs
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Lulu is now openly bragging about his and daddys (unfortunately platonic) relationship.
Me and the mods share excel sheets <3
#lulu is feral#lulu is delulu#this is a nunalastor simp blog#lulu leaks dms#lulu is spreading rumours
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Babe, I think it'd be funny if you chose my new desktop background /nf I just wanna be silly (nothing nsfw tho 3:<)
are you sure you want that? I'm a nunalastor simp and i don't think that's a good idea babe <3
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Your content is so unbelievably cursed and I find that kinda hilarious in a ‘wtf’ kinda way
Yep, that seems about right.
This used to be a wholesome hazbin blog where I talked about how angel uses all 8 limbs to hug husk.
Then daddy @ nunalastor happened and never been the same since. You can thank them for that, their shit gets even more cursed than mine
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What are your hcs for nunalastor?
I have a whole list of facts about nunalastor on my phone. I am their stalker fr
but as for headcanons here's some of em
traumatized mod def adopted cursed mod at some point. no way cursed mod was the one to make friends with traumatized mod.
cursed mod is a lil cutie patootie pie, even if the stuff they say is batshit crazy
they definitely fuck, fr fr
they kiss eachother goodnight and take turns on who gets to be tucked in
while fucking cursed mod and traumatized mod complain about cursed mod's work enemy together
cursed mod is either European (or asian) or loves talking to people in general (since they speak 4 languages I think?)
traumatized mod has the best kinks of the two
they both have small peepees
traumatized mod tops (obviously)
they actually hate me and I am being the most annoying person in their life <3
#lulu asks#lulu is feral#this is a nunalastor simp blog#thank you for giving me a reason to talk about daddy#will give more headcanons if asked
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Daddy nunalastor reblogged me twice today, I am in heaven. Somebody get me back down to hell it stinks in here
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I am still at uni, with a wet sock and a teacher that makes me hate myself. The worst thing still is that I can't open all of Nunalastors new posts >:(
I have answered as many notifs as I could during my little break. Have fun y'all, please keep destroying my inbox, it feels great to an attention whore™ like me. I get off on it. My classmates can see the wetness between my legs-
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Welp, it was fun being a whore™ while it lasted. Time to go back to being nunalastors loyal little bitchboy
#there will be more marriages#I will find a loophole#lulu is feral#lulu is delulu#this is a nunalastor simp blog#cursed polycule
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new level of nunalastor simp achieved
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