So I haven’t finished playing through the Relics of the Old Faith update yet, but I do find the concept of bringing back the Bishops of the old Faith as new followers to be a very interesting proposition to give to Azmontes
Realization - Azmontes Info (“your interior design choices are shit”) - Confrontation - Gift - The Family - Sweet Dreams - Attack - Revival (you are here) - A Bloody Sweet Kiss
More Cult of the Lamb update news ahoy! Not only are bang bangs and the ability to bang are getting added into the game, but BOOZE is going to be added to the game, too. Peep this:
From the looks of this video it looks like only followers can drink booze but hey we'll find out if we can too eventually.
Also another part of the update got revealed in this lil' bit of gameplay...
Take a look at lil' overworked Narinder over in the kitchen area over there. Does he seem a bit off to you? Also look ad that lil' froggy boi at the drink station. I think we're getting a long awaited feature in this update: being able to choose what your followers wear!
But my god... I don't even know what else they're gonna add to this update lmao
Can't wait to play this (possibly) next month tho :D
Been playing Cult of the Lamb for a while. Named it "Maths Is Bad" (my dad handed me the controller after I came out of paper 1 GCSE maths sobbing). My cult was a peaceful place. No sacrifice. No hurt. No illness. No starvation. No dissenters. Just peace and victory over the old gods (who are fucking WACK, btw. Why are they the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Why is my cult the only normal place in this world. I love this game.)
And then the "sins of the flesh" update came out.
Choice between a "lust" ritual and a "wrath" ritual.
My asexual ass immediately chooses Wrath.
"can't be that bad"
Oh good lord what have I done.
Chaos. Tried the ritual. Was terrified. Everyone went NUTS. Started destroying my cult.
SOME FUCKER MURDERS MY SPOUSE IN A FIGHT.
I sacrificed the fucker. I've never done a sacrifice before and it was fucking terrifying but Tyty (small cat-shaped demon thing) deserved it. Sick fuck.
Next doctrine, I'm like "ok just nothing bad. Nothing quite as terrifying as that. Please".
My gay ass picks "pride".
First ritual goes ok.
I need to generate more sin so that I can hatch more followers - first one (I named them Derry after Derry Girls) was super cute and also I have very few followers. And I'm not risking Wrath again.
I try the Pride ritual.
I pick a random guy to pin all the pride to, figuring he'll just barf it all up like the first guy did.
Dude barfs three times.
I'm getting concerned by this point.
DUDE GOES TO ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKING HELL BECAUSE HE HAS TOO MUCH PRIDE
THIS BITCH SWEARS REVENGE
I'M TOO TERRIFIED TO REALISE WHAT'S GOING ON
Shaken, I start a new crusade.
Going well. Calming down.
WHO FUCKING POPS UP.
"THIS PAIN... IT IS UNBEARABLE... IT IS YOUR FAULT!"
THE SPIRIT OF JOHANN TETZEL'S 1517 SERMON COMES BACK TO HAUNT ME
SHAKING
WTF IS THIS BITCH DOING
I SWEAR I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU DUDE I SWEAR
TRY TO FIGHT HIM
DEFEAT HIM (half a heart left)
Shaking but I think he's gone now.
A few days go by.
Trade with the neighbours.
Next crusade. Oh jesus.
The horror that runs through me. The absolute terror that fills me as tHIS FUCKER TURNS UP AGAIN
At this point I'm wondering whether I can like. Exorcise his soul or sm just to keep him away from me.
IT HAPPENS AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
MY BROTHER IN LAMB I'M SORRY
PLEASE FUCKING STOP
I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT'S BEEN WEEKS JESUS
LET IT GO MAN
LET IT GO
IT'S BEEN LITERAL WEEKS EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU HAS DIED OF OLD AGE JUST PLEASE, PLEASE
Trailer ahoy, mateys! Well, sort of. It's more of an announcement with a short animation if anything. Anyways, looks like I was right to speculate about those last two posts on twitter! Introducing Sins of the Flesh, the newest free major content update for Cult of the Lamb! Now, we don't have any details about the actual update itself outside of a name and the promo art, so there's not much to say here. Anyways, this update's coming out VERY early next year (DAMNNIT!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING COOL COMING OUT NEXT YEAR??? Augh...) but hey it looks like we might get more and more update news over the next few weeks so that's pretty cool, right?
So... what do you guys think the story for the new campaign's gonna be? Any theories about new features and such? Tell me about them in the comments/reblogs!