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snarky-synesthete · 6 months

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New GO Fic ^_^

I was able to sneak in another entry for the "Do It With Style" Mini Reverse Bang 2023! This time I paired up with the delightful @discountedsocks to make this cute little kid fic.

Title: A Growing Vocabulary; rated G; 4,800 words

Aziraphale and Crowley are very proud of their sweet toddler Muriel, but Aziraphale gets a shock when Muriel uses some dreadful language at the plant market. Wherever could the child have learned it?

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fic #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #aziraphale #crowley #muriel #toddler muriel #kid fic #good omens fanart #good omens fanfiction #crowley is muriel's parent #aziraphale is muriel's parent #do it with style events #mini reverse bang #mini reverse bang 2023 #diws reverse mini bang #2023

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tessasbrainrotbin · 9 months

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crowley will listen to muriel infodump about space for hours, even if he knows everything there is to know.

#crowley is muriels parent #i say so #crowley missed hearing angels he cares abt ramble about their interests #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens fanart #good omens art #good omens muriel #good omens crowley #muriel good omens #crowley good omens #tessa’s art

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multifandom-garbage-compactor · 9 months

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I was thinking about the line “don’t hesitate to ask if you have any more questions about love” and how that could be brought up again in season 3.

I imagine Muriel (who witnessed the divorce) would start asking Crowley questions about love. At first, Crowley would be like “you’re crossing a line- mind your business,” but eventually entertain Muriel’s curiosity because 1) even he realizes he needs to talk to someone 2) they grow fond of Muriel and are able to bond with them out of more than just convinience and necessity 3) and most importantly, Crowley knows better than to punish an angel for asking questions.

#reminder that Muriel’s pronouns are they/them #so that but I lost the plot as I was writing gd #I mean sure Muriel has asked her questions but this is deeper than ‘can I have a book’ you know?#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 spoilers #good omens season 3 predictions #crowley #muriel #ineffable husbands #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable partners #ineffable parents #ineffable divorce #ineffable family

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userdoezart · 9 months

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When you wanna kiss your partner but you have an adopted child

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gods-favorite-autistic · 8 months

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Good Omens incorrect quotes:

Aziraphale: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Crowley, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Aziraphale: Violence isn't the answer.

Crowley: You’re right.

Aziraphale: *sighs in relief*

Crowley: Violence is the question.

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Aziraphale, running after them: NO-

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Aziraphale: Do you take constructive criticism?

Crowley: I only take cash or credit.

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Aziraphale: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Crowley: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Aziraphale: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Crowley: What did you do?

Aziraphale: Nobody died.

Crowley: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Aziraphale: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Crowley: Killed without hesitation.

Aziraphale: No.

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*how season 3 should start*

Aziraphale: Top 30 reasons why Aziraphale is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Crowley: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Crowley: You're right.

Aziraphale: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Beelzebub: I’m going to take you out

Gabriel: great, it’s a date!

Beelzebub: I meant that as a threat.

Gabriel: See you at five!

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Crowley: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Gabriel: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Beelzebub: I made tea.

Crowley: I don’t want tea.

Beelzebub: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Crowley: Then why are you telling me?

Beelzebub: It is a conversation starter.

Crowley: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Beelzebub: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Aziraphale: This is bothering me.

Crowley: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Aziraphale: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Aziraphale: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Gabriel, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: fsh

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Crowley: God, give me patience.

Gabriel: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Crowley: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Aziraphale: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Crowley: That's why I carry two swords.

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Gabriel: So what’s for dinner?

Beelzebub, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Muriel: Why are you on the floor?

Crowley: I'm depressed.

Crowley: Also I was stabbed, can you get Aziraphale, please.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Fell please come to the front desk?

Aziraphale, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Crowley and Muriel

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Crowley and Muriel, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Aziraphale: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Muriel: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Crowley: The cow???

Muriel: What?

Aziraphale: Crowley, W H Y?

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Aziraphale: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Crowley?

Crowley: … No.

Muriel: I do!

Aziraphale: I know, Muriel.

Muriel: I’m sad!

Aziraphale: I know, Muriel.

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Muriel: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Crowley: The car takes a screenshot.

Aziraphale: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Crowley: Aziraphale and I don’t use pet names.

Nina: I see. Hey, what are those things with the halos called again??

Crowley: Angel?

Aziraphale: Yes, dear?

Crowley:

Nina: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Muriel: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Crowley: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Aziraphale isn’t

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Aziraphale: We need a distraction.

Crowley: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Muriel, whispering: My time has come

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Aziraphale: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Muriel: Okay, but in my defense, Mr. Crowley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Aziraphale: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Aziraphale: Crowley, keep an eye on Gabriel today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Crowley: Sure, I’d love to see Gabriel get punched.

Aziraphale: Try again.

Crowley, sighing: I will stop Gabriel from getting punched.

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Maggie: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Crowley: I'm a knife.

Aziraphale, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Aziraphale, driving Crowley and Muriel: So how was your day?

Muriel: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley: We almost got kidnapped.

Aziraphale: Oh, okay.

Aziraphale: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?

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Aziraphale: You have to apologize to Gabriel

Crowley: Fine.

Crowley: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Crowley: Hey angel,

Aziraphale: Yes?

Crowley: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: Where’s Gabriel?

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Aziraphale: WHY. why did you give Muriel a KNIFE?!

Crowley: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Aziraphale: Now I feel unsafe!

Crowley: I’m sorry.

Crowley: ... would you like a knife?

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Muriel: Hey, Mr. Crowley? Can I get some dating advice?

Crowley: Just because I’m with Aziraphale doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Aziraphale: Crowley and I are having a baby.

Muriel: That's gre-

Aziraphale, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Muriel: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Crowley: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Aziraphale: In that case, we're definitely lost

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Muriel: What do you think Mr. Crowley will do for a distraction?

Aziraphale: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Aziraphale: ... or they could do that.

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Aziraphale: I trust Crowley.

Muriel: You think they know what they're doing?

Aziraphale: I wouldn't go that far.

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Aziraphale: While I’m gone, Muriel, you’re in charge.

Muriel: Yes!!!

Aziraphale, whispering: Crowley, you’re secretly in charge.

Crowley: Obviously.

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Aziraphale: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Crowley: *turning to Gabriel* How tall are you?

#featuring a lot of inneffable husbands #Crowley and Aziraphale being Muriel’s parents essentially #Aziraphale refusing to let Crowley drive with Muriel in the car #a tiny bit of inneffable bureaucracy #a whole lot of Crowley openly hating Gabriel now that he can’t get smited for that #bad influence Crowley #Maggie and Nina supporting the dumbass gays #they/them Crowley and Muriel #and just Crowley being my favorite character #maddy’s thoughts (taken straight from the brain)#good omens #good omens 2 #inneffable husbands #inneffable bureaucracy #incorrect good omens quotes

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uselessmoth · 9 months

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Good Omens S2 Spoilers!!!!

Warlock: Okay, all we need to do is recreate their dates that they had when they were still together and shazam, they're in love again

Muriel: But they weren't actually toge-

Warlock: Shush, I saw it in a Lidsney Lohan film, it's going to work. Right Bently, I'm leaving it up to you to get Nanny to where we need, Muriel is going to get Broth- Aziraphale from Heaven. Me and Adam will set up a date they've had before

Adam: This is going to be so easy

Across the road

Nina: Should we stop this?

Maggie: No, I want to see if it works

#good omens #go2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husband's children of divorce #adam young #warlock dowling #the bentley #muriel #they're going to parent-trap them so hard #adam sensed an inbalance in the universe #warlock had questions about the people that raised him so he hunted them down #muriel was dragged into this #nina and maggie are here for the ride

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densewentz · 9 months

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hear me out, post-divorce girl!Dad Crowley

im not even kidding you guys, the best thing for Crowley after all this is just for him to be a girl Dad. Go find himself the weirdest most unhinged least likely up for adoption daughter to dump all his love onto. One who thinks snakes are awesome and who screeches happily when Crowley drives too fast and who thinks her Dad's the absolute coolest person on or off earth. She'll constantly be stealing his sunglasses or demanding her own pair so they match. No doubt she's obsessed with fungus and she probably draws the most fucked up stuff that Crowley then hangs around the flat, and she'll yell at the plants too with her hands on her hips. On nights after goofy dinners, Crowley will hoist her up on his shoulders and help her accurately place the glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and softly answer every question she ever has. And it won't even phase her when sometimes her Dad is her Mom or her Parent for a while or vice versa. And she'll be ready to full on throw hands with anyone who gives her Dad sad-face. She probably ends up biting Aziraphale when he eventually staggers back into the picture, and the Angel will have to contend with the fury of a real hellion for a while before she trusts him enough to let him anywhere near Crowley. Also i think her name should be Hanna.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #anthony j crowley #he would just be the BEST unhinged single parent okay #with several full lifetimes of love to give if someone would just TAKE it #i mean look how he looks at job's weird little girl that was a show stealer #hanna would ask him if she could be a snake too for an afternoon and it would make his chest ache but he'd do it bc hes mr. Acts of Service #and then he and his unhinged kid could go terrorize their rude neighbors or something. a little serpentine family bonding #crowley has to leave hanna with muriel and its not hanna he's worried about its what trouble hanna will get MURIEL into #i think crowley's rules about cussing are its 100% fine so long as the context is REALLY funny #so while metatron or shax or god or whoever the big bad of s3 is is giving their big villain monologue #a tiny sweet little voice yells “hey” and after everyone goes quiet and turns to look at her a secondary “shut the fuck up! 😀”#dense's ramblings #sorry im going to be feral about this for a while #might do some art #hanna crowley

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elasgottoomuchfreetime · 11 months

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[concerned partners + their kids]

A little S2 doodle because it floated through my brain and I wanted to draw.

And because I think it‘s cute.

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raineofthedragons · 7 months

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So I made a thing

#good omens #muriel good omens #jim good omens #archangel gabriel #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #the parent trap #guess who had an original thought for once :)

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dismas-n-dismay · 10 months

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I am BEGGING for Crowley acting as Muriel’s parent content, please a fanfic or anything just tag me people

#I look like a clown but Muriel fucking DESERVES Crowley as a parent #ineffable parents #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #gomens #good omens s2

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orangechickenpillow · 10 months

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Crowley being mad that Aziraphale wants to keep Jim and then soon after going "ooo, I want that one" with Muriel is really funny to me

#they are parents your honor #they just have their favorite kids #crowley #muriel #jim short for gabriel #aziraphale #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens

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marbestos · 7 months

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just read that crowley is like a big sister to muriel and you know what as a big sister yes absolutely yes

#i don’t tend to like parent/child fanon dynamics #so this is great #incredible #good omens #crowley #muriel #unrelated but i also love that muriel is like almost my name and the actress is chilean muriel is me actually

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galaxgay · 8 months

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i just kind of need Crowley to call Muriel "kiddo" like once. I need this dynamic so bad 😭

#good omens #crowley #muriel #idk what got me glommed onto this friendship #but i need it so bad #theyre just bestie parent/kid type dynamic #i need moreeee

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hypothetical-nightingales · 9 months

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i personally want s3 to be a musical extravaganza where muriel, after finding and reading aziraphale's diary (as they have no concept of the human idea of a private diary) goes on an adventure to get aziraphale back and making crowley happy: mamma mia style

#good omens #go2 spoilers #and if it ends in a wedding?? perfect #mamma mia #muriel is crowley and aziraphale's adoptive child #also parent trap style

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gendrsoup · 9 months

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i made a minicomic ab crowley and muriel that absolutely flopped on tiktok so i'm putting it here: