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Peter: Why does Nat always do the laundry so loudly?
Clint: So everyone knows that no one is helping her.
Natasha: [slams the washing machine door closed]
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My fav Bucky memes/quotes, bc y not?
I promise these will make you laugh so give the time to check these creators out! Also this took FOREVER so I hope this doesnt go to waste!
Bucky Memes/quotes
@marvel-lous-things
-Bucky narration
-dark web
-hmmhmm
-Everything I do is smart
-I like my women how I like my coffee
-sticks and stones may break my bones..
@bonky-and-steeb
-we’re not?
-Ill fight anyone who disrespects Bucky
-Its steve
@avengersincorrectquotes
-fill it w/birds
-I like your name
-do you even lift?
-fight me
-Shuri says you get thirsty around me
-He inspires me
-So you wanna go out with me?
@angelraeken
-my anxiety
@sexy-sebas
-Bucky, help
-I wanna go to bed w/you
@lowkey-loki-poki
-I love fries
@scarletxwinter
-the devil all the time
-Where’s Peter?
-uno
@athenadcvell
-what does y/n mean?
-OMG, Ellen, you didnt!
@incorrectbuckoarchive
-multiple memes.
-steve is so in love
-okay
-multiple memes
@steveandbvcky
-leo
-Steve has a type
-its all about Peggy, actually
@thestovetops
-multiple memes
-Sam, give me your credit card.
-the song
-me vs..
@stuckytilltheendoftheline
-stucky video
@this-is-a-job-for-vesemir
-Oh good, he’s still gay
-Got called gay
-multiple memes
-I noticed
-We are just friends
-Admit it, you like my boyfriend
-From now on, its physical
@youremymission
-Steve “totally not gay” Rogers
@incorrectstevebucky
-babe, do the thing
-6969
-What is Bucky to you?
-target has been taken out
-youre all grounded!
@totallycorrectstuckyquotes
-us
@greyelfsworld
-Good luck
@40sbucky
-we can’t go in there
-Might Be?
-Im blocking your punch
@write-it-motherfuckers
-beats me
@farleighg
-Steve has a beard
-Ive been following you around for months.
@misinterpretedmythology
-Have fun on your date
-shut up
@incorrectpeterandbucky
-mood
@depressedambivert
-I spy
@incorrectmarvelquote
-I don’t have time for their problems
@leashlessconfusion
-I met someone
-Who hurt you
-Bucky come out
-Ive never had a friend before
@incorrectmarvelquotes
-Are you in love with Steve?
@spider-pxrkers
-’Doll’
@asgardianmarauders
-Poor choice of words
@howdoistopthetrain
-twister
-Id have 1.001 billion dollars
-my condolences
-The stars are beautiful
-are those flowers?
@sodelusionwizard
-Do you get tired of me?
@raiisakitsune
-Do you like Bucky?
-Our can opener is broken
-I want that one
-Oh No!
@onwardmeteors
-tell me about the shooter
@galigen
-Thats because you follow him around
@stardvst-xo
-Do you wanna join my religion?
@anxieteandbiscuits
-youre such a tiny, little punk!
@steve-rogers-is-a-saint
-did I stutter?
-I dont
-What are you doing?
@incorrectlymcu
-Wilson fell down the stairs
-you have asthma Steve
@softalbarn
-Steve w/new beard n uniform
@bucketbarnhouse
-how about you...
@m-arvel-kille-d-me
-the groom
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Peter: *reaching over to take Natasha’s motorcycle keys*
Natasha: Don’t you dare lay a finger on those keys.
Peter: *slowly pulls his hand back*
Natasha: Good.
Peter: *snaps forward and grabs the keys with his teeth and runs away*
Natasha: Hey!
Peter: *voice muffled* There’s no fingers on them!
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Natasha: What did you learn today?
Peter: That if you step on someone’s foot, their mouth opens, just like a trashcan.
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Peter: Ms. Romanoff, there’s a monster under my bed.
Natasha: [ruffles hair] Why do you think I chose the other room?
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Peter: Sorry I’m late Ms. Romanoff I had a dream where I was sleeping in and then I woke up and I was-
Natasha: It’s 4pm.
Peter:
Peter: It’s been a rough week.
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Natasha: How much murdering do I get to do?
Peter: ...None?
Natasha: Your plan blows.
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Natasha: [on the phone] What if I told you I was looking at your missing Spider-Man suit right now.
Peter: Describe it to me.
Natasha, deadpan: It’s a red and blue Spider-Man suit.
Peter: That’s it!
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Peter: Sometimes Ms. Nat asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’
Peter: She is never very interested in my thought process
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Natasha: Why didn’t you use food coloring for the milkshakes?
Peter: Because milkshakes aren’t food when was the last time you ate a milkshake?
Natasha: When was the last time you drank paint?
Peter:
Natasha: Kid... have you been drinking paint?
Peter:
Peter: No
Natasha: Stick out your tongue.
Peter: [slowly sticks his tongue out]
Natasha: Oh my god.
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Steve: [Asleep on the couch]
Peter: [entering the living room holding cymbals, poised to slam them together at any moment] -And you’re sure Mr Rogers said this was okay?
Natasha, barely able to keep a straight face: Trust me, this is what he wants
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Natasha: In this job, you’re the bad guy in somebody’s story
Peter: Ms. Romanoff, I’m the bad guy in MY story
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Clint: Pete, you’re not seriously going out again after what happened last night?
Natasha: What happened last night?
Peter: I was in a bar and a fight broke out, I hit a guy with one punch and broke both his legs.
Natasha: Oh my god.
Clint: Tell her about the other guy.
Peter: This huge guy came at me, so I punched him so hard that when he woke up he could speak Spanish.
Clint: I mean it's entirely possible that he could speak Spanish before the fight but still-
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Peter: This fish you made is a bit dry.
Natasha: That’s what you get when you take it out of water.
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Natasha: Who’s your favourite vampire?
Peter: The one from Sesame Street
Natasha: He doesn’t count
Peter: I can assure you he does
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Peter: Hey uh, Ms. Romanoff?
Natasha: Yeah?
Peter: There’s a small get together at my school on Friday?
Natasha: How small?
Peter: You, me and the principal
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