ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker

We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

WOAH can we see the skull if thats ok?? that sounds so cool (also only 20€????)

Also since it's hollow you can stick led lights in there for this sort of effect (pardon the mushy quality):

i want to be in the timeline where a stoat becomes a fucking nuclear physicist and SOLVES CLIMATE CHANGE and her twin brother WHO IS ALSO A STOAT makes an entire stoat country because he's so good at jumping HE JOINS THE OLYMPICS

🕊️🍉💚 In solidarity with the people of Palestine. (A contribution for @freewatermelonartjam )

Vigil - 2x02

ooh big stretch

Hey there, I don't know if you are still active online (I've been watching your OC animatics since Ship in a bottle), but I just now decided to check out your tumblr page, and I was wondering what he top flag means, I know about the lipstick lesbian flag, but my best bet for the top one is bi, and that doesn't seem to go with "lesbian" :)

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नासिक में देसी पिस्तौल के साथ एक गिरफ्तार

नासिक में देसी पिस्तौल के साथ एक गिरफ्तार

महाराष्ट्र में नासिक पुलिस ने शनिवार तड़के शालीमार क्षेत्र में एक संदिग्ध व्यक्ति को गिरफ्तार कर उसके पास से दो देसी पिस्तौल तथा जिंदा कारतूस बरामद किया हैl पुलिस विभाग से जुड़े सूत्रों ने बताया कि भद्रकाली थाने के पुलिस नायक विशाल काठे को गोपनीय सूचना मिली थी कि एक संदिग्ध देसी पिस्टल बेचने शालीमार आ रहा है। इस सूचना के आधार पर पुलिस आयुक्त जयंत नाइकनवारे, उपायुक्त अमोल तांबे, सहायक आयुक्त…

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[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]

Transcript:

*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?

*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!

I smell a boy!

Ah! what is a boy doing here?!

Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!

I'm freaking out so much!

Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.

*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!

It makes me feel so amazing~

I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!

IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.

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Finland is so hyped up that we have little Käärijä shrines everywhere <3

I am loving my local city for these

lets say hypothetically that i wanted men to die and suffer for all time