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Stepped on a milkberry (overrripe milkberry) (bareclawed) it was on the ground lighted down from the tree (didnt know it was there) stepped on the milkberry (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the Great Tree) bareclawed (wearing no battle claws) with my long leg fluff (too fluffy) (need to preen it) berry viscera got on them (the feathers) unexpected berry on the ground (hot milkberry) (time of the golden rain) already super hungover (yarping pellets all morning) (should not have been flying at all) and I lighted down from the tree (Great Tree) (time of the golden rain) and onto the berry (unexpected) (i didn't know the berry was there) and it burst (berry nightmare on my clean feathers) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from night to night
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i think Mclovin should not show up in another season and he isn't in the peanut gallery either he just stops existing. bonus points if ShaMod casually mentions that he killed him but he doesn't get arrested because it isnt a crime since he deserved it :)
the fact that this copypasta just casually showed up on real td takes still brings me so much joy
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IRyStocrat Komaeda (English Dub)
Do you like VTubers, Hajime? You should watch this one named IRyS, Hope Incarnate. She's a Nephilim, Hajime. Half-angel half-demon. Isn't that awesome, Hajime? She's even a couple with the Warden of Chaos! Of course I'd simp for her, Hajime! And I just sent her red Super Chats with Chiaki's help! But be careful, Hajime, 'cause Chiaki's malding over some jpegs right now. And look, IRyS is showing her hope to some overcompensating ants! I'm losing myself in all this hope, Hajime!
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>acquaintance mentions that they think a kink is immoral
>ask them if their judgment is based on material reality or constructed disgust
>they don't understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is material reality and what is constructed disgust
>they laugh and say "its a reasonable judgement"
>interact with them a little bit more
>its constructed disgust
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The Provably Worst Gun for Home Defense
What is provably the WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it.
This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.
I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.
Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud "thud" as you take each 6" step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.
You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times.
To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.
With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream.
You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.
You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.
It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear.
The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator.
You're crying now.
The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
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you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong…. i love homura but can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct)
#for legal reasons this is a copypasta#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#homura akemi#pmmm homura
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you can love a character and still admit they’re wrong. i love gale dekarios but can acknowledge his flaws (none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#ch: gale dekarios#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#this was co-written by tara#anyhow i saw this copypasta on twitter by ladysapphyre and it reminded me that i had the exact same one saved in my drafts 🪱#jk#or am i
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I can't take it anymore. I'll never get sick of Baizhu. I try to play Alhaitham, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Furina, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Tighnari, Cyno – Baizhu can heal me. He takes me by the wrist to check my pulse. I forage for him. I craft five copies of Prototype Amber for him. He's satisfied. "This gives me a good amount of both HP and energy" he says. "I don't need any field time to full heal your entire team." I want to pull the Jadefall's Splendour but I can't, I don't have enough primogems. He shakes his head gently and puts my credit card away to be used on something more important. "This is not the end. You're taking a turn for the better." There is no hint of malice in Changsheng's eyes. Nothing but pure, instant, teamwide healing with no circle impact or energy hunting. What a kind world.
#i listened to the stellar moments vol 4 and baizhu's theme activated me again#I LOVE MY SICKLY WIFE#genshin impact#baizhu#fanart#people!#this is my variation on the xiangling copypasta and every time i see someone else post it i smile :)
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Hello Dear Friend.
I was in your country in 2019.I have gone through your profile and decided to go straight to the point on why i wholeheartedly contacting you.
My name is Mrs. Marion Gadsby from Thailand,Australian,79years,I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a month to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business was my priority.
Though I am a very rich lady, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I Am very sick now and depends on machines to survive which I know one day one minute I will be no more , but before departing I have a fortune I will like to confined your position so that you can use it and do the humanitarian work which I failed to do when I had the grace and the time. I have willed and given to my immediate and extended family members ,but these last funds I would want to be useful to the poor and the needy. I don't trust any of my family members again because I don't think that they will deliver the fortune to the poor and needy. This is the main reason why I contacted you because I believe you will make it happen as I will instruct you in the future when the fortune is in your hands.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul, so I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.
I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organizations in Bulgaria and Pakistan, but they refused and kept the money to themselves and used it to buy flashy cars and big houses in the city. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be content with what I have left for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the sum of $3,000,000.00( Three Million dollars) my late husband was wealthy as an oil mogul, politician and other businesses, but he died in his private jet crash .WE CAN'T QUESTION GOD.
I will let you have 20% of his funds for your effort and time and the 80% should go to the poor and needy around you, especially those that are in war zones.
Treat this message confidentially till it's done.
I am waiting for your reply.
Contact me direct for more information.
[email protected]
Mrs Marion Gasby.
[email protected]
MRS MARION GADSBY FROM THAILAND AUSTRALIAN
#I hope this becomes a copypasta of some kind#obviously it's a scam but I'll come right out and say that. scam.#the little tumblr nigerian prince
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it is 2023 are we really still doing this
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‘dee, really, it ain’t that deep,,’
‘im too busy threatening them to listen right now-’
u can’t just call raph’s plushie collection cringe and think you can get away unscathed,, u absolute fool. u moron, u
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#tmnt 2018#rottmnt raphael#rottmnt donatello#if u can read donnie’s response without flipping the image i applaud u#i giggled when i used a bit of that one copypasta heuehue#brains n brawn#rise raph#rise donnie#my art#rottmnt fanart
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I hope its canonically confirmed that patrick is strictly theysexual and will only date they/them contestants, ultimately destroying every possible ship besides Patass, Bontrick, Patney, Kellrick, Kitrick, Scrufrick, and possibly Stactrick and Scarick
Good, we got all of them... well okay we missed Maxtrick and Petrick
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Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch
#personal#delete later#before you ask “why're you posting on reddit bix of course you're gonna get comments like this”#it's cuz it's really low stakes and easy to just throw your art on subs for visibility#and i legitimately love getting batshit insane comments like this because they always read like a copypasta#this isn't hatemail to me this is a reason to live laugh love#like we ALL know independent_lime4943 is misogynistic and racist we don't need to discuss it we can just laugh at him#thank you independent_lime4943 your comments were immediately deleted by moderators but i was lucky enough to#catch them as an email notification. damned bastard son of a bitch
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so bECAUSE OF DREAMS FACE REVEAL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DREAM AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “HE FACE REVEALED??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DREAMUPDATES UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
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I found my Eva Title Card Generator tab again
#send lame more copypastas#neon genesis evangelion#Evangelion#Eva#nge#in the stripped club#straight up jorkin it#copypasta#shinji ikari#misato katsuragi#rei ayanami#asuka langley soryu#gendo ikari#end of evangelion
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