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moonlitswimmingpooltv · 6 months
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i’m obsessed with how phil backed dan into a corner with the dan vs phil, he was straight up like yeah, i wanted to ask for it :/ but i knew you’d say no :/ so i came up with an elaborate scheme but now that i’ve lost it will never happen :/ this is so sad ://// and dan was just like ffs. bring it back i guess!!! give them awards for being the funniest gays to ever exist RIGHT NOW!!!
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My favorite kind of ship is the acts of service hoe finding a guy that got never taken care of and deciding to STEP UP
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itsnotmourn · 1 month
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winifred doodle dump + her celebrity partner
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felixcarlucci · 7 months
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Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021) dev. BioWare
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orvcoded · 1 year
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thinking back on all the times yjh threatens to hit/kill kdj even after 1) going batshit crazy after he dies, 2) explicitly stating that he can't kill him when he's asked to, 3) traveling to other realms/universes to bring him back, made me have the realization™ that yjh is, in his own tsundere ways, teasing kdj bcs he knows he is still "scared" of him😭😭
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peachymaryobrien · 2 months
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Lockwood: oh marrisas coffin is emptyish there's some weird mannequin there though
Kipp: *laughing* oh this is way better then
(All five of them lean over against the coffin with their backs against it)
Holly: I'm hungry, chocolate anyone?
(Said mannequin slowly rises from the coffin then face them)
Mannequin: *raspy voice* chocolate...
Everyone: * turns around and looks at the mannequin in shock*
Kipps: *high-pitched scream*
All 4 and the mannequin: *turns heads around to Kipps* what the-
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unfunnystandup · 3 months
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silly jester!alex edit because i love it so deeply but there’s only like .0005 seconds of footage and the quality is trash
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181kmh · 2 months
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forgot i got super high last night during quali and found this in my notes this morning
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glowingsand · 1 year
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miri and her clown/capitalist fathers 😌
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eightfinity · 2 years
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dino: but officer look at my fit! officer: you’re right, you’re free to go
bonus:
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wowpindrop · 2 months
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ED DAY DAY‼️‼️‼️‼️
HOPE HE HAS THE BEST DAY OMG
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im so funny today
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@wolf-n-star-obsessed @delicris
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bonecuisine · 1 year
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Made another one ✨✨
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opera-ghost · 1 year
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i’m sorry but he’s so real for this
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deardarlingcarstairs · 9 months
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god cassie is so real for this
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dozydawn · 1 year
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the dollop episode about the guy who conducted an improvised social experiment on his high school students in 1967 is bonkers start to finish. some highlights.
(episode #399 - the third wave)
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