weird stuff happened with the Cleveland Browns in the 90s. Not really *in* the game though...

Dialogue and idea written by @mirrorvi!!

Hey @foone I love your Death Generator.

(Note: I actually do not follow sports all that closely, so it's perfectly likely that Philly and/or Cleveland is kicking Pittsburgh's ass in a multitude of games.)

We smoking that good microscope dope in science lab I’m performing a seance to my gram Instagram live wake up you can’t die. It’s Audible August listen to your grandma she got a lot of good stories to tell. Listen to audiobooks and Hip Hop it will make your brain stratosphere. Peace peace real real tumblr

Jake Schum

#77 Wyatt Teller (G), 6'-4", 315 lbs. #68 Michael Dunn (T), 6'-5", 315 lbs.

Legendary NFL running back, actor and social activist Jim Brown has passed away at age 87 on May 18, 2023.

He’s best known for playing fullback for the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League from 1957 through 1965. Some of his achievements include 9x Pro Bowl, 8x All-Pro, 3x NFL MVP (one of which he received as a rookie in 1957), HOF All-1960s Team, and 1957 NFL rookie of the year. He was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1971. He’s considered to be the greatest running back in the history of the sport at the time of his retirement and remains one of the greatest rushers to ever play in the NFL. He sits 11th all time in rushing yards and sixth all-time in rushing touchdowns.

Brown later became an actor after retiring from professional football. Some of his notable films include The Dirty Dozen, Any Given Sunday, The Running Man, and Mars Attacks!.

1965 NFL Championship Game - Green Bay Packers vs. Cleveland Browns. January 2, 1966.

Texans CB Desmond King sorta went breakdancing on Browns QB Joe Flacco in Satuday's wildcard playoff game. Texans won 45-14.

This year's playoff picture! Unfortunately couldn't get this done before most of the teams here got eliminated but, OH WELL GOD I'm so happy to be done with this. 14 characters? Never DREAMED of getting a picture of this magnitude made. But LOOK AT ME NOW

Has anyone ever been mean or dismissive about your Presidential interest? Like has anyone shouted "NO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT FRANKLIN PIERCE! NOW LET ME GET BACK TO WATCHING THE CLEVELAND BROWNS GAME"?

Literally all of my friends, family, and ex-girlfriends. Especially ex-girlfriends. They at least pretended for the first three weeks, but not very well (ABOUT LIKING HISTORY YOU JERKS...get your minds out of the gutter).

However, nobody has ever said "Let me get back to watching the Cleveland Browns game." And not just to me. I mean, ever, in the history of humanity.

Joe Flacco

(via Jim Brown, Football Great and Civil Rights Champion, Dies at 87 - The New York Times)

Jim Brown, the Cleveland Browns fullback who was acclaimed as one of the greatest players in pro football history, and who remained in the public eye as a Hollywood action hero and a civil rights activist, though his name was later tarnished by accusations of violent conduct against women, died on Thursday night at his home in Los Angeles. He was 87.