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taz musical theater au, please :O??? -ise (currently listening to broadway Anastasia and going buckwild again /lh)
"So," Kravitz says, the door closing behind him dramatically. He doesn't put his bag down like he usually does. Instead he looks stiff and frustrated and confused. And cute. Still painfully fucking cute, as always. "I was surprised to see you at the casting call today."
"Why? You've been talking about it since I moved in last month." Taako kicks his feet off the edge of the couch and keeps pretending to read the magazine he stole from the dentist yesterday, as revenge for having to be there. It's months old, but some of the recipes are still interesting.
Kravitz makes a face like he is trying, with all his might, not to telegraph how confused and frustrated he is. Too bad. Consider that code morsed, buckaroo. Tappity tap tap, you've betrayed how you feel. Better luck when the telephone gets invented.
"It's just," he says. "I did not think you were interested in musicals. Or this musical, specifically. Or being in the musical that I am running, and taking very seriously, by the way."
"Did I do a bad job in my audition?" Taako audibly turns a sleek page, and pretends to be interested in Cheez-it encrusted lamb nuggets. "You don't have to give me a call back if I'm not right for the part."
"No," Kravitz sighs, shaking his head. He clutches his bag close, like it will be a weapon against the great unknown of Taako's mysterious motives. "You were–amazing. I was afraid we weren't going to have a villain this round. You- Taako- " Kravitz walks over and grips the back of the couch. Taako looks So Very Incredibly Casually up at him, smirking. "You absolutely bodied your audition."
"Cool," Taako says, like it doesn't matter at all. Like, oh, chips were on sale? That's nice, maybe we'll make some dip. Maybe not. "I thought there was uh, a process for letting people know they're in."
"There is!" Kravitz stresses. "But we live together. Taako, we live together, I've known you for almost two months now, I've been talking about this musical all summer, and I've never heard you sing! What- I didn't know you even knew where the playhouse was!"
"Google maps," Taako provides helpfully. He closes his magazine thoughtfully. Maybe tomorrow he will get some Cheez-its. Lamb nuggets can't be that bad, can they?
"That's not my question!" Kravitz looks, get this, confused and frustrated. It's hard not to laugh right at him.
"What is your question?" Picture of innocence. Stock photo of a sky-blue day. Motives? What motives?
"Why did you try out for my musical??"
"Bored. Sounded fun," Taako says with a shrug.
"Are you interested in musicals??" Kravitz looks like the unhingedness of this line of interrogation is dawning on him a little late.
"Who isn't?"
"Taako!" That grip on the couch is so tight. Fuck, he's gorgeous. Maybe a little dim, though.
"Kravitz!" Taako grins. "Did you not want me there? Is there a problem? I thought this roommate thing was going okay."
"It-" Kravitz throws his hands in the air and huffs. "You're allowed to be there!"
"Oh good," Taako says, playing as stupid as he can manage with a straight face. "Not gonna get arrested today. Probably."
"Taako-"
"I mean you never know," Taako adds conversationally. "Always good to be prepared."
"Are you going to take this seriously??"
"Course," Taako says, and shrugs.
"You're not just doing it to fuck with me??" Kravitz. Darling. Really? Your first guess is that he's being mean, and not trying to follow you to a second location because he doesn't want to miss out on his Kravitz time? Sabotage, and not ooey-gooey crush the likes of which an adult ought not have to suffer?? Has Taako been Too Subtle?
"Why would I do that?" Taako tosses the magazine onto the side table. The two of them watch the whole pile of shit slide slowly onto the floor. Sheet music and snacks and playbooks and photos and maybe the lost remote go all over in slow motion. Taako looks back at Kravitz. Kravitz looks pinched. Calzone of a dude here. Dumpling, even. What's in your pocket, guy? What savory morsels are you withholding?
"I don't know," he says, after a long, painful moment. "But I'm going to find out." And he turns and marches toward his room.
Wuh oh. Maybe they got two very different messages on what this story is about. Should he say something?
Then again…Taako doesn't mind an enemies to lovers plot. Not one bit.
#taz#taakitz#tazb#the adventure zone#the adventure zone balance#fan5fics#taz balance#taakitz fic#thank you!!#clearing out my inbox
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Hi! Um, I just wanted to say that I loved your one shot thing with Danny called kicking names, taking ass, all before bedtime. It was really good and I couldn't stop smiling at the idea of Danny just knawing on Red Hood's jacket, like just hanging off his arm going nom num nom. XD
Paired with the fact that he's physically four and looks (mostly) human, this scenario is even funnier
Link to post they were talking about
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How big is your….
guilt in not being a productive member of society? insurmountable
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Hullo hullo!
This is a unique question, and I’ve been curious: how would the boys handle a crush or s/o who struggles to shower. Not because they don’t want to be clean, but maybe because they’ve experienced something like a home invasion before, or are afraid for some reason about being in such a vulnerable position.
Let’s say…Edge, Creampuff, Bun, and Stretch
.... as someone who also has this struggle.... a bish, don't shower when she's home alone.... lol Also, ADHD people suffer with this because of the sheer number of steps and them becoming overwhelming fast. It's hard, ok....? It takes an hour (in shower, not including the scalp oil and stuff) for my hair alone, and it has like ten steps just to do a good wash, not even including anything like a hair mask... and all that time! I could be doing so many other things...
Edge- He will schedule the bathing, it doesn't matter what kind, as long as it happens, and he'll do the bathing with them, if need be- again, not because they don't want to be clean! Body doubling is a good way to help some people.
Creampuff- He makes it into something like water games; a large (think communal) shower and lots of fun with like, squirt guns and soap, like when you get kids to take a bath, but together.
Bun- He... asks for help. He has trouble reaching all of him anymore, you see. And there's no reason to get your clothes wet. And while you're in there, nude, too, why not just get it done at the same time?
Stretch- He also struggles with this.... He suggests breaking it down by thing. Today is body washing day. A day to recover. Then hair washing day. A day to recover. Body washing day. Rinse off when you get home from work, no need for anything big, just stand under the water and rinse off for a few minutes to get the sweat off. No biggie.
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I don't understand how people still have faith in Kirsten. How can they think that after two mediocre seasons, that the storylines are going to end up being good, and that everything will make sense, and that all leads to buddie canon? I know I tend to have a pessimistic view of things, but, I feel that it's just so obvious that she doesn't know what she is doing, that she is ruining the show, and that she really doesn't want buddie canon. Thoughts?
Sorry, I don't have a lot of thoughts right now (it's late, I'm very tired, and not feeling particularly well) but I agree. She's made it clear in interviews that she has a hard time coming up with plots and wanted to move away from the big emergences because she couldn't think of what else they could possibly do 🙄 And given what we've seen with how she prefers to sideline actual main characters to give time to her faves trying to get into Buck's pants and throwing every Latina she can find at Eddie, her stance on Buddie is pretty clear.
ABC, you know what to do!
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your pfp is very delicious
just wanted to tell u
friendly reminder
Thanks??
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I've heard about the 60th anniversary leak (if you don't want to know about it, don't read on) and honestly, that would be a very bad scenario for me. The Doctor has already divided for Rose and a version of 10 already lives quietly. Making a division on the Doctor again so that another version of 10 exists (while the existence of 10 came from Rose in the first place) would be a huge stupidity, in addition to a lazy / repetitive scenario for me, and a big disappointment…
yeah. sucks, doesn't it lmao. i remember reading the leak months before the 60th and dismissing it because it sounded preposterous.
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GURLLLL THE WAY IM SCREAMING AND THROWING UP AND CRYING IN MY HEAD OVER THE LUKE STORY OH MY GODDDD CHEFS KISSSS 🤝🏼 10-10 🫶🏼
AWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH THATS SO SWEET
AND IM SORRY TO CAUSE YOU PAIN THROUGH IT
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I just rewatched the Fellowship of the Ring and I want to give a shoutout to the bartender at the Prancing Pony. He was kind and gentle to these strange hobbits who made these demands of him, and even stopped in the middle of serving, arms full of tankards, to bend down and answer Frodo's questions about Strider without an ounce of frustration or impatience, even though his tavern was full and he had things to do. I hope that dude survived, he was so kind
according to the lore, he does! and when he finds out strider becomes king of gondor, he's justifiably amazed!
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Hi I just wanted to say I LOVED the way you wrote Lando in “Godswing and a trampoline” thank you!!
hi!! thank u sm!! aaaa i’m so sorry i didn’t see this! so sweet of u, i’m so so glad u enjoyed <3
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Uhhh throw the ipre in an underwater city. I don't think you've listened to ethersea but all you need to know is damn those guys are in the ocean huh
“Get this!” Barry says, shaking the notes in his hand for enthusiastic emphasis. “With the soil samples we took-”
“And the magic readings we’ve gotten-” Lup interrupts, bouncing on her toes.
“This world- this- version of the world- this- plane? Have we settled on nomenclature there? I-”
“It’s- you won’t believe this,” Lup interrupts again, taking Barry’s notes out of his hand. Davenport is very close to telling them to get on with it. His mustache is twitching with trying to be polite. Taako grins. “It’s dramatically older than ours. If they’re following a similar calendar pattern to the one back home, it would be- practically the year 3,000.”
“Not much has changed, huh?” Taako says, peering down at the water. The Starblaster hums happily as he and Lucretia continue fabricating more wetsuits for the next excursion, and Magnus dangles his feet out the open door.
“That’s the thing,” Barry says. “It looks like they didn’t live underwater even two hundred years ago, this is a recent development! And considering how much we’ve seen, they’ve adapted just fine! Isn’t that incredible?”
“Yeah,” Merle says, low and appreciative. “I could get used to a place like this. Dunno about the water pressure, but the sun, the sand, the ocean waves…”
“The pressure is no joke,” Davenport agrees, ignoring the wistfulness coming off Merle like stink lines off gas station sushi. “I don’t know about taking the ship down there. We’ve determined it should still be completely sealed, but the pressure could crush her like a tin can between titanium ass cheeks, and we would be absolutely, terminally fucked.”
“What a visual,” Taako murmurs, at the same time as Lup says “So true, Cap.”
“Can you be terminally fucked?” Magnus opens his mouth, and says, with the breath that gives him life.
“Absolutely,” Lucretia says, perking up. “In fact, there are a lot of ways-”
“Pin that tangent for later,” Capn’port says, beleaguered.
“Like a butterfly, gone too soon, and for what?” Lup says, grinning devilishly. “I want to hear the infodump.”
“We will, I promise, if Lucretia will oblige,” Dav sighs. She looks sheepish, but amenable. “We just need to make proper contact before they come to us. We’ve already seen how bad it can go.”
That sobers the crew a little. But they’re stupid, so it doesn’t last.
“Is there a way you can’t die while fucking?” Magnus asks. Davenport groans. Lucretia considers this deeply.
“I’m not sure,” she lands on. “Maybe some research-”
Everybody has to consider it now.
“Poison? No…”
“Radiation…unlikely, but not impossible…”
“Motorcycle accident?”
The IPRE think about this.
“Listen,” Davenport says. They all look at him, sure he’s going to get them back on track, but- “I’m sure it could theoretically happen, and it certainly would end in death-”
Everyone has to laugh at that particular visual.
“Barry, Lup, did you have more to report?” Dav pushes on. Can’t hold back the smile, though.
“Actually-” Barry pushes up his glasses. “You’re not going to believe this-”
#im sorry this got weird#thank you!#clearing out my inbox#fan5fics#taz#the adventure zone#no i have not had the chance to listen yet sorry
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Hi. Have you ever had a threesome and what's the quickest way to make you cum?
Never had one and tbh I would like to experience it but I also get the feeling that I would be very anxious
and quickest way to get me to finish would be to have a thicc ass I can clap (and also me incredibly verbal during)
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What did the two skeletons get up to behind closed doors? Bone-dage.
Oh my!!!!! *pretends to clutch pearls* That sounds like fun!
lol!
What do skeletons and other people's problems have in common?
Neither take/have any skin off my nose!
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No but for real it’s stupid because I don’t actually want to know more about Connor & Kameron because I wish they didn’t exist but we got a very sweet but ultimately kind of pointless flashback montage of two ransoms week but at no point in the last 9 months did they spend any time telling us anything about C&K or explaining their motivations or even a snippet of their lives to make them even slightly interesting and maybe offset their bizarre lack of boundaries.
Like I neither expect nor want the show to spend much time on them but I still think it’s weird to choose a donor so visibly different than your husband especially when it very genuinely increases his chances of racist encounters because however wrongly, people WILL be weird about this brown man with this white baby and he’s gonna have to keep explaining it over and over and over.
And then the idea that Kameron has literally no friends is downright alarming. Cause from a certain point of view if this was a different show, Connor socially isolated his wife and convinced her to get knocked up with the sperm of a man who was a total stranger to her so functionally no different than a proper anonymous donor but I guess she just takes his word for it that he’s a good person…. And then he dipped.
Poor Kameron, honestly. She should get to run Connor over with a car if medium size. But also what is going on in her brain??????
Yeah, I don't care about C&K at all and I don't understand how something that should have been about Buck learning and growing (ON SCREEN FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST) and what arguably SHOULD have resulted in him NOT donating because making other people happy at the expense of HIS peace of mind is actually the lesson that needed to be learned, became all about him managing the emotions of these two random people, and then the show not even really giving us any background or lead up to any of that either! This storyline has been a mess from the start but they already knew it wasn't being well received by the audience before mid-season and especially AFTER mid-season so we know they changed directions, but HOW was that direction not "Op! It's not actually yours Buck!"?! Because then they could have gone back and delved into Buck's emotions about it and again given us something about HIM. But it was never about Buck or his emotions! It was about KR wanting to create pointless drama and people didn't go for the cheating angle she tried to do last year, and her wanting to have a baby to hang over Buck's storyline.
Because lets be real, as much as this season has had 75 plots going for Buck, none of them have been done WELL, and almost none of them have given us ANY insight into what Buck is thinking or where he is at emotionally! The sperm donor arc fumbled that bag HARD, but also, he was looking for happiness, and then we haven't heard hardly anything about his state of mind since? And what little we got was about his death but they didn't delve much into that either?! He hasn't talked (ON. SCREEN) with BOBBY about it for some reason?! We know he was upset about being told he wasn't ready to be captain and wasn't settled in himself, but we haven't seen him talking about what he needs to do to be settled after he died? We haven't seen him talking to Bobby about how since he's still recovering maybe there are some books he should read or tests he should take to get a higher rank?! We've wasted how much screen time on the death doula and we haven't even really delved in to what has Buck so unsettled because he's also nearly died like....several times already? Which hasn't come up? We got told Bobby was his dad and yet they've barely spoken and not about anything deep or real since 6x11 told us that?
But sure, we have time for a 5 minute flashback of a couple we don't know. Yes, it was moving but at this point with SO much for the mains happening off screen or straight up just not happening, it's hard to enjoy those scenes because I just keep thinking about what we SHOULD be seeing.
#my sweet nonnie friends#911#911 spoilers#evan buckley#buck deserves better and so do we#clearing out my inbox
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FREEDOM
tbh surprisde i havent been fagged again yet
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I want to shoot myself every time I see someone say that Donna is Tentoo's mother... It's such a slam dunk as an interpretation, when Donna and the Doctor were coded as brother and sister the whole time of their relationship without any subtlety. So, at what point can we deduce that Donna is becoming something other than her biological sister with the metacrisis ? This madness of mom is smoking me. I really don't understand people's logic.
it’s insanely funny lol. like doctor who is a weird show but ten is NOT sending rose off with his son! come on now
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