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the-cookie-of-doom · 5 months
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I want to write. Unfortunately I just spent 2 hours cleaning my Depression Nest so I can have a habitable room again, and now I just wanna nap ;-;
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cacoetheswriting · 4 years
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fluff alphabet - valerio montesinos
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A = Attractive (what do they find attractive about the other?)
His smile. When Valerio smiles, it effortlessly brights up each and every room he walks into. You especially love the little dimple in his cheek that appears as he smirks.
Valerio on the other hand adores your eyes. Their size, their colour, the way they glisten in the sunlight. He could look into your eyes for hours on end.    
B = Baby (do they want a family? why/why not?)
Possibly some time in the future. He's not ready just yet, although you know given everything he’s been through with his own family he would make a great and always present dad. 
C = Cuddle (how do they cuddle?)
He’s usually the big spoon. Arms wrapped tightly around you. His chest pressed up against your back, his lips at your ear. Sometimes, although if you told anyone he’d deny it, Valerio likes to be the little spoon. 
D = Dates (what are dates with them like?)
If you had to use one word to describe your dates with Valerio it would be ‘spontaneous’. He is one of the most adventurous people you have ever met, not scared of anything. The two of you could be going out for a simple meal and end up on a rooftop of some abandoned building stargazing. 
E = Everything (“you are my ____” (e.g my life, my world…))
“You’re my best friend.” Valerio said with a grin. “I thought we were something more.” You teased, fingers tangled in his hair. “Amongst other things.” Valerio replied pressing his lips against yours.
F = Feelings (when did they know they were falling in love?)
Valerio knew the day you first introduced him to your family. If he was important enough to meet the people closest to you, than he knew you guys had something special. 
G = Gentle (are they gentle? If so, how?)
He is one of the most gentle people you have ever been with. He is a big fan of PDA, always holding your hand or wrapping his arm around you and kissing you on the cheek. He likes to make sure you’re okay, comfortable, and makes a habit of lending you his jacket whenever you’re out on dates or with friends.
H = Hand/Hold (how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?)
Being a big fan of public displays of affection, Valerio certainly loves to hold your hand every chance he got. Fingers tightly intertwined with yours. His thumb caressing circles into your wrist. 
I = Impression (first impression/s)
You found him intimidating. Valerio is extremely confident, one could even say nothing scares him. He’s charming, a tease, seemingly unfazed, and always positive. Upon your first meeting he flirted with you straight away - not afraid of being shot down.
J = Joker (are they into pulling pranks?)
Definitely. He loves to laugh, especially with you. 
K = Kisses (how do they kiss?)
Passionately. With a sort of urge, as if every kiss was the last one. His breath is always minty fresh. His hands holding your face, pulling you in as close as he possibly can. His fingertips tangling in your hair. You can feel his racing heartbeat against your chest every time his lips are pressed against yours. 
L = Love (who says I love you first?)
You do. Completely lost in the moment, laughing uncontrollably at a joke Valerio just said. The words slipped off your tongue with such ease that you knew it was right - especially since he replied almost as soon as you said them.  
M = Memory (their favourite moment together)
Possibly your first trip together as a couple - a weekend getaway. From site seeing to eating out at various restaurant, relaxing at the hotel spa and going out for drinks in the evening. It was a magical trip that you will certainly cherish forever.
N = Nickel (do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?)
Valerio doesn’t spoil you with material things because you’ve made it clear pretty early on that you don’t need expensive gifts - although flowers are an exception. 
O = Orange (what colour reminds them of their other half?)
Lavender - the colour that symbolises grace and elegance. Those two words are exactly how Valerio would describe you if anyone were to ask. Additionally, lavender is the scent of your shampoo which he can smell every single time you hug or kiss or lay in bed together. 
P = Pet names (what pet names do they use?)
Most often, apart from “baby”, Valerio calls you “princess”. What started as an inside joke ended up being your favourite endearment which is why you began to call him “prince”.
Q = Questions (what are the questions they’re always asking?)
Valerio would often find himself watching you inventively and asking himself, how the hell did he get so lucky? The two of you were complete opposites, plus Valerio didn't exactly have the cleanest dating record. Yet despite your differences and his past you fell in love with him so he couldn't help but wonder; “How am I so lucky?”.
R = Rainy Day (what do they like to do on a rainy day?)
Swim. As odd as that may sound, swimming in the rain has become your favourite activity to do together. Water drops silently falling from the sky, hitting the tiled pavement surrounding the pool. There is something you both find soothing about the sound. As if the world around you was completely still. 
S = Sad (how do they cheer themselves/each other up)
Whenever he’s feeling down, Valerio likes to listen to you ramble. He adores the way you tell stories; adding random facts, using wild hand gestures, and lastly completely going around the point you were trying to make in the first place. It never fails to make him smile. 
T = Talking (what do they love to talk about?)
He likes to tease you a lot. He likes to tell you how you’ve changed his life. He likes to talk about the future, especially one that involves you. He likes to talk about travelling, cars, his new favourite songs - the list goes on. But most importantly he likes to listen to you talk. He’s a great listener.
U = Unencumbered (what helps them relax?)
If he is ever on edge, Valerio will pick you up in his car and the two of you will drive around for hours on end. Wind in your hair. Music blaring through the speakers, you singing along at the top of your lungs.
V = Vaunt (what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)
As confident and cocky as Valerio can be, he’s not one to show off or brag about anything. Although he is quite proud of fixing up his grades thanks to you.  
W = Wedding (when, how, where do they propose?)
There is no denying the thought had crossed your mind, his too on more than one occasion, but you are too young to think about marriage right now. Maybe in a few years time, right now you’re just enjoying every moment with him. 
X = Xylophone (what’s their song?)
Azul by J. Balvin. It was the song playing at one of the first parties you went to before you officially became a couple. It was the song playing while the two of you were dirty dancing at said party. It was the song playing you shared your first drunken kiss. 
Y = You’re the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)
“You’re the rhythm to my blues.” Valerio exclaimed with a grin. “That’s really corny.” You blurted out as laughter escaped your lips. “What? You don’t think it’s romantic?” The curly haired teen teased. “Romantically corny.” You responded. “I’ll take it.”
Z = Zebra (if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?)
For Valerio’s birthday, you got him a turtle. He named it Lavender. 
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Requested By: @scentedhoagiedeputyweasel​
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softhaos · 6 years
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NEIGHBOUR!AU WOOZI
masterlist other members: s.coups | jeonghan | joshua | jun | hoshi | wonwoo | dk | mingyu | the8 | seungkwan | vernon | dino
you’ve never been a clean person who has their shit under control
especially when it comes to keeping your own room clean
so how are you supposed to keep a whole apartment tidy
when you first moved into your new place that solely belonged to you,,, you thought everything was great because
you were a grown ass adult
to an extent at least
and you didn’t have your parents lecturing you and ordering you to tidy up your room,,,,, you are now an independent person who doesn’t need any help and can function on their own
or so you thought
two weeks in and your place has turned into the dumpster from hell
you did wash the dishes,,,, somewhat and did the laundry,,,,,, somehow
but because you are too lazy to take out the trash, you keep trying to stuff all of the garbage into the same trash bag even though there is no room to fit in anymore
okay you admit keeping a flat clean is a challenge
your tidiness may not be topnotch but your likability towards your neighbours makes up for it
except with one person,,,, namely the one who lives right next to you
alias lee jihoon
it’s not that you hate him or vice versa (you hope)
but more of,,,,,,,, he doesn’t talk a lot and you don’t see each other frequently
which surprises you as you even meet neighbour seungcheol more often and he lives like three levels below you
and it’s hard to build up a conversation with jihoon
there are two ways how a poor attempt to crack his shell will end up
either he shows his disinterest 
or you can already tell by his body language that he feels uncomfortable and doesn’t want to talk
what am i saying it’s almost the same
but what you DID pick up was that lee jihoon is NOT an asshole
he may be quiet and hard to approach but he is not detestable!!!!!
whenever one asks him for favors he usually,,,,,, 
R E J E C T S
you tried your luck several times
it always ended up with the same result but different words
“no”
“ask someone else”
“how about n o”
“i’m busy”
“that’s not my forte”
“oh look at the time i gotta go!!!!”
“jihoon,,,,, it’s eight in the evening and  f r e e z i n g  what do you want to do outside”
“i got a gig”
“but it’s a holiday,,,,,,”
“look that was me trying to reject you nicely now pLS STOP ASKING ME Y/N”
oKaY lee jihoon is an ass
you wonder,,, have you done anything wrong???
bc even when yOU offer yOUR help to HIM he shuts you down
“it’s fine!!!!!!”
“this is fragile i don’t trust anyone holding this”
“jihoon i’m not a klutz i swear you’ll trip and break it yourself”
“that’s what mingyu told me too and when i accepted his help that one time, he was the one who tripped and broke it so  N O”
this dude can get grumpy
but when he is super extra grumpy and lets it all out on you he’ll realize his mistake and apologize
point proven that jihoon is not  e n t i r e l y  an asshole
remember you are a messy person?
well your parents decided to visit you on saturday
and they announced their surprise visit the day before
and that equals to you being DOOMED
your place is still a whole dumpster and all you have in the kitchen are frozen pizza, ramen noodles, eggs, condiments and candy
which means you are DOOMED X2
you know that you’re not able to clean the mess and go shopping in one day,,,,, it’s too much
hell you’re probably busy cleaning all night long into the morning because yes THATS HOW MESSY IT IS
you need help and  p r o n t o
since mingyu has the reputation of being the cleanest one in the entire apartment block you try to ring him up,,,,,, but he’s currently not in town dsakjhdkj
and you don’t even try to ask seungcheol bc he’ll pull a dad on you and lecture you
knowing that all the others have their own schedules and you’re not all too close to them it seemed inappropriate to ask them
which only leaves jihoon as your last hope
so you rush over to his door and bang so long until he opens the door with an exasperated sigh like he already knows what you’re about to ask
“JIHOON PLS HELP ME IF YOU VALUE MY WELLBEING”
he’s about to slam the door shut but you manage to keep it open with your foot
“I AM SERIOUS LEE JIHOON”
“you asked and this is my answer y/n”
“my parents are coming over and i need to seem like a functioning adult who is able to take care of themselves and their apartment but i don’t have any food left and i can’t go out shopping anymore so pls help me!!!!”
he blinks as he processes your words and then asks
“aha,,,,,, and you want me to,,,,,?”
“can i pls have some of your food???”
“are you  c r a z y  OF COURSE NOT!!!!”
of that took the last straw
and the door falls in its lock in front of your face
you bang on his door and whine around being the extra and desperate person you are
but as you realize he’s not going to fall for it you give up
this is a challenge you have to get through your own
even if it is going to cause you a lot of pain
aka your mom’s i tOLd yOU sO
when it comes to food you just have to improvise and say you had a huge gathering a few days ago and used up all of your food
yeah that seems like a good excuse
they’re definitely going to buy it,,,,,,, you hope
you were right with your prediction that you’d need the entire day and morning to clean up your place
and you have enough time left to go take a shower
tbh you’re still very anxious about the food problem
but well now it’s too late to think about it it’s time for improvisation
cue someone rings the bell and ofc it’s your parents
they’re quite impressed that you managed to have a clean place wow
and everything seems to run smoothly
until your dad decides to be  t h a t  guy and ask when it’s lunch time
“yeah about that,,,,,, i was thinking about something simple like pizza!”
and your mom sends you a suspicious look
“y/n you love to cook tho,,,,”
“i’m feeling a bit tired that’s why”
“well then we can all cook together!!”
oh  s h o o t
your dad has the AuDACitY to head to your kitchen
when the doorbell suddenly makes a sound
you quickly run over and your jaw almost drops when you see the person in front of you
bc your parents are nosey and curious they stand behind you to see them
“hey,,,, i’m not too late am i??”
it’s jihoon with like 3 grocery bags in his hands
but what’s more
jihoon is fucking  s m i l i n g
like a shy type of smile and you are sO perplexed because??? what went over him ????
your mom was first to react
“y/n i didn’t know you were in a relationship??? whatta surprise hELLO I AM Y/N’S MOM AND YOU ARE?? WAIT A SEC,, COME IN FIRST”
“mom we’re not-”
“it’s alright,,,, hello i’m jihoon,,,,,,”
did he just indirectly confirm that you were  d a t i n g
in front of you parents
but they don’t seem to mind actually they are dELiGHTed
while your mom pushes him into the kitchen and asks him all kinds of things your dad stays behind with you and gives you the pat of approval
“looks like a nice guy,,,, how did you two meet??”
“dad we’re neighbours”
“i see,,,,,, love comes in all different kinds of situations huh”
not him too sdkjhdskj
somehow it ended up in the four of you cooking lunch together,,,,, what
“play along” jihoon mumbles quietly before he returns to chopping the vegetables and then asks in a normal conversational tone
“babe can you boil this already?”
did he just call you  b a b e
in front of your parents
WHY DOESN’T YOUR DAD OR YOUR MOM SEEM TO MIND WHY ARE THEY FINE WITH THIS 
nonetheless you roll with it
and after a while you get used to it as well as with jihoon’s sudden touches like squeezing your hand reassuringly
and by the time you’re all at the table you nearly forget that the couple thing was just a front
and jihoon’s actually laughing at your dad’s lame jokes once in a while and you swear your mom is just  w h i p p e d
by the time your parents are about to leave
your dad has some friendly talk going on with jihoon and your mom quietly remarks
“y/n tell me asap when you’re thinking of sealing the deal with him i can’t wait to play wedding planner!!!!!!”
and you’re like mOM PLS
if they only knew
and then they FINALLY leave
but ofc mother couldn’t leave without hugging you and jihoon first
when you turn around jihoon expression went from happy back to the indifferent and grumpy asshole jihoon
you start to go slow and test the waters
“uh, thanks for that you were my lifesaver!!!! but uh,,,, you didn’t have to say that we were a couple”
“i just went with what i thought would be most believable,” he deadpans and wants to leave to but you hold him back
“what is it???”
“was it then really necessary to call me babe????”
and boom he stays silent but instead he turns red
a small smile makes its way to your face
“can it be that you like me hmmm?????”
“you owe me 20 bucks y/n i sacrificed that much money for your food”
“what if i say i like you too hm ???”
he scrunches his nose in disgust but sadly for him it just looks so adorable because by then he is flaming red and you can’t take him seriously anymore
“don’t get ahead of yourself,,”
he turns to leave but in the last moment he faces you
and tugs on your collar
and pull you closer to him
and plants a peck on your cheek
“you know what? forget the 20 bucks”
THEN he quickly leaves your place and your smile turns into a grin followed by a victory dance
point proven that jihoon is NOT AN ASSHOLE AT ALL
although he says not to pay him back the 20 bucks
you still don’t tbh oops
instead you ask him out
and for the first time
he says yes
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chanzicoup · 7 years
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A/N: I know I said the NSFW A-Z were "canceled" but this was the only VIXX request I had so I figured why not. But any other NSFW A-Z I receive from this point on will be deleted without second thought. I've included in my Rules And Regulations post that I will no longer do these until further notice. Just a reminder because some people are getting upset with me because I deleted their requests. Just so you know, I strictly follow my own rules and rarely bend them for other people so if your request was deleted it was because it didn't follow my rules. (I got this template from chantenyongs and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to.)
A = Aftercare
After going down on you a little too rough by mistake, he'll guiltily massage your shoulders and linger his hands over your body in worship of it's beauty. He may give you a few kisses here and there but most importantly he wants you to get rest because he knows you are drained.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Leo just loves your hips, mainly because he'd grip them while thrusting into you or while he eats you out. You on the other hand have an infatuation with his shoulders/back. Even when things aren't "passionate" you surprise hum with back hugs and "back cuddles" on a regular basis. The massive height difference between the two of you is only a benefit in this case.
C = Cum
We all know Leo would be the best dad in the future and that he'd be ready for children ASAP, but he would respect that you weren't ready for kids or if you two hadn't discussed it yet. He would use a condom, first of all, but to be extra careful he'd still pull out. I can't see him being into the whole "marking you with cum" thing but if you told him directly that you wanted to have ex with out a condom and have him cum inside of you he'd begin to ask if you were on the pill and what you two would do if you got pregnant.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
If he has any dirty secrets (that you don't know of yet) it would probably be something to do with a kink. Maybe he has a secret bondage kink? Perhaps a blindfold? Surely if it's either of the two it would be you being tied up or blindfolded, he's a dom! most of the time.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Since Leo is a committed guy I don't see him having sex too much, the reason being that if he has dated before it would have been a serious relationship if he's had sex with that person. Like sex it a big deal for him and it's like starting a new chapter with that person who he must trust with the world if they were to be getting that personal. Surely he knows what he's doing, he's a grown ass man for crying out loud. But experience wise, he's more then a virgin but not a man with a body count of five or more.
F = Favorite position
Only once in a while will things get kinky so most of the time you two are in the missionary position, whoever is on top will definitely change from time to time. If it's your turn tonight Leo's going to cheer you on and help you out if you get tired.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Maybe if he and you were drunk you two would laugh like hyenas but normally things get as far as smiling into each others eyes, maybe a chuckle when the other moans a little too loud and gets embarrassed.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Leo seems like one of the cleanest members of VIXX aside from Hongbin so he'd be well groomed. Besides, he doesn't like being all hairy, it'll make him feel unhygienic and if anything it'll get him out of the mood for sex. ha, He turned himself off.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
OMG HE'S THE ROMANCE MASTER I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ROSE PETALS AND CANDELS, HE'S WAY BETTER THAN THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT HIM RENTING AN ENTIRE HOTEL ROOM IN LIKE FRANCE OR SOMETHING WITH SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND YOUR FAVORITE DINNER. WHEN  "YOUR SONG" COMES ON HE'LL ASK TO SLOW DANCE WITH YOU AND HE'LL SNEAK KISSES IN THERE AND BAM! Y'ALL ARE MAKING LOVE ON THE COUCH, THE BED, THE FLOOR, EVERYWHERE!
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Eh, i guess he would've done it while he was single a.k.a before he met you. But as soon as he gets into a relationship all of his focus is on his partner. He's attracted to them so he wouldn't really feel the need to jack off.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Body worship kink (giving). 100%.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
His reservedness keeps him from wanting to have sex in public or being too loud as to when the neighbors  or other people can hear you so sex at the dorms or in bathrooms are out unless it was your place. Meaning he'd come over to your house more often than you went to his. If the vixx members wanted to hang out they'd have to go to your house. Going deeper, at your house, he'd prefer to have sex in your bedroom. He still has this paranoia that someone will walk in on you two if you guys are going at it in the living room.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Leo hates to admit it but when he's stressed or had a bad day he'd want you to make it all better. Sex would be a given after dating for a while but he'd vocally ask for it when he's stressed out or just needs a break. It would catch you off guard at first but after some more time you pick up little tricks to help him get back on track.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I just can't see Leo being the kink of dom! that spanks/hair pulls/etc. He's weary of his actions 24/7 and would never want to cause you any pain. Even if you asked him to he'll refuse to do it, afraid of accidentally going overboard or not knowing your boundaries well enough even though he has them down.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He'd totally prefer giving you oral as opposed to receiving  but he wouldn't stop you if you really wanted to do it. What is he gonna do say no to getting head?
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Usually Leo's more on the slow and sensual side, which you love because he can get you to three orgasms while going turtle speed. But sometimes he'll spice things up a little and go rougher towards the end, without giving you a warning. He'd feel sorry for doing that but you and him both know you wouldn't have it any other way.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickie's with Leo would only be in the morning before he has to go to work. None before a concert in the dressing rooms, none in the bathroom during a group dinner. After the morning quickie he'd send you pictures of things he's doing or places he's at with cuter captions because you my friend have made his entire day, week, month, and year.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Hell no.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He'd be able to last three to four rounds, but since you two have sex semi often he'd be happy with going just one round. He knows more is coming in the future. But the thing is, you two go through these time periods when you have sex like every night and then boom, no sex for months. If this is one of those times when you two are going through your "sex droughts" then the night you relight the flames it's an all night event, sweetie. Cancel your plans for tomorrow and call off work, you aren't going anywhere.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He wouldn't have any at all since he's pretty vanilla. If you had them he'd try to figure out what the heck they were but eventually he'd be giving up and just tossing them to the side. He doesn't need toys to make you whimper his name.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Leo would tease you through out the day playfully, giving you a hint as to what he want to do. But they'll be subtle until you two are alone. All day it was winks from across the table and a tighter grip on your leg in the car. No one else even noticed but you sure did. When you two were left alone by people leaving the room in a group, Leo would stare at you dead in the eyes and say "We're going home." ;););)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He'd prefer to keep it quiet obviously, but sooner or later he has no control and the both of you are trying to muffle your moans in each other's shoulders and kisses. It's just a mess.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Lowkey Leo wants to have sex in a hot tub. Sadly those bitches are expensive as hell to install and the ones he knows of are in public areas so now way is that going to happen.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
His entire body is "longer(?)" than most males, his dick is no different. He's huge, lucky you.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Like I said, before, it goes up and down all the time. There really is no constant with him.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He'd fall asleep after you did, being reassured you were taken care of before he was.
~Blake
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