mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me
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The fact that the chicken shop date video is only 6 minutes 21 seconds is honestly criminal. The way lando gets quiet and sort of shy while still being his 100% gremlin self is so endearing
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NA VSartPARTY part 1/??
I have so many sketched out loosely but!! for now heres a few that ive cleaned up a little!! \o/
It was so nice to chill and just watch everyone jump about ty for having me~
Im horrible at remembering names haha im so sorry!! If you see your oc or know who these lovely ppl are let me kno!
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Went axe throwing yesterday for a friend's birthday (idk who thought it was a good idea to let ya girl throw sharp objects while intoxicated, but my competitive nature shined through and won all but one game- fun fact about me I do not like to lose LMAO) but @endlessthxxghts planted the dumb seed in my brain of what the Pedro boys would be like taking you on a date to go axe throwing and I feel like these are spot on (Please note, all of these men are wearing flannel shirts to go on this date and I will not accept any other visuals)
Javi: Definitely confident but not cocky, all those years in the DEA makes target practice a piece of cake for him. Rolls up the sleeves of his shirt on purpose so you can see his forearms while he throws. Spends more time watching your ass than watching you throw but neither of you are mad about it.
Frankie: Also very good but tries to play it off to downplay the attention since compliments make him so shy and bashful, but after you compliment him on what a good job he's doing, the man is determined to get a bullseye every time just to impress you.
Joel: Immediately complains about how expensive it is and spends the whole night telling you that he could have thrown an axe at a pile of wood in his backyard for free. Wins the game only out of spite to prove a point.
Din: Completely silent the entire game but hits the bullseye every. single. time. Wins every game you play. It's not even fair competition.
Anyways, here's me throwing sharp objects and pretending to be cute after being sick for a week!!!
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Somewhat related to Ginger's LTW to marry off 6 children: Sten went to church, mostly to talk to Leo or Murie Pike. Ginger suggested matchmaking Gil and Osanna, since the Pikes are doing pretty good on all fronts except the "getting married" one, so Sten went off to discuss it with the adults in charge of Gil.
Leo seems pretty happy about the idea.
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EDWARD ELRIC MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED
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Chicken gremlin update:
Currently smells suspiciously like chicken juice, despite that glass pan for SURE being flipped upside down to prevent such crimes
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i'm sitting here thinking about my horde of fictional gremlin teenagers that i've collected and now i have a burning desire for someone to put dong'er and chengling in the same room. THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER FOR IT
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Ghirahim: you little twerp, you're gonna die!! Try me!!
Groose: you're going to die, but do it anyway!!!
Demise: psst, hey kid, i'll kill you in two seconds flat. i wanna see you try to stop me.
Fi: Master, if you step into that portal, you will be unable to return here until someone is dead. With your current injuries and exhaustion, I calculate that the odds of your survival are less than 1%. DO NOT DO THIS. GO GET READY AND THEN try to fight.
Link, bleeding in a dozen different places and ready to fall down: 🎶 Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die- 🎶 *marches into the portal to go kill god*
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Dude, raising a puppy is a full-time job oml. I remember this differently the last time I adopted 9 years ago. I've given him the nickname Gluestick because he doesn't know how to function if I'm not within tripping distance.
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IT'S HALLOWEEN BAYBEEE!!!!
Ofc I had to celebrate by drawing the puppets in their adorable costumes and NOT take almost the whole month to finish it :)....Anyway-
So funny thing actually about Lady's costume:
She wanted to go as an angel because "Hehe, the biggest troublemaker in the neighborhood dressing as an angel how funny!" But then when she and Keira got to Sallys party and found out that Wally dressed as a devil so they match she was PISSSEEEDDD but was too stubborn to change so she just pouted about it the whole time KFNENSHSN
She had a fun time after her temper tantrum anyway
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Lan Jingyi’s birthday is on august 24th. the pumpkin spice latte at starbucks returns august 24th.
coincidence? i think not.
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