tucker voice Haha woah hey ladies am i interrupting something haha nah its cool you two get back to your lovers quarrel ill just stand right here and enjoy the view
The real chex coffee shop AU involves Church ordering an iced americano and asking Tex to order a fancy seasonal latte with a bunch of syrups and fancy cold foams and shit. Because he's embarrassed to do it himself and he wants to swap with her at the table. She says sure. Whatever. But after he's already ordered, she also gets an iced americano. Church then has to choose between drinking his shit coffee he doesn't like, or growing a pair and going back up to the register and telling them what he actually wants. They do this every time they go. It's like the Peanuts bit with the football. There is no other ending to this story. The baristas could just make him the latte at this point. They know the drill. But it's funnier this way.