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lemmetreatya · 1 year

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In Memory of Me — Eren x fem!reader

Thank you @flamespond for the idea. A real one tbh. Always know ur gonna match my silliness

word count: 2.7k

content: erens a cocky bastard, f! reader, reader has their ears pierced, alcohol, strong language, anal sex, doggy style, unprotected sex, cumshot, idk eren has an obsession with worm earrings (is it a kink for him? idk)

They were so fucking stupid. Like, stupid, stupid.

So stupid, that Eren finds himself with a soured expression as he looks on at you over the rim of his drink. Because honestly, who even wears something like that to the club? Frickin, worm earrings — those frilly skrunkly looking fellas with the strabismus eyes and wiggly bums.

And he thinks he hates them, which isn’t new because Eren hated a lot of things unprovoked, (Read: paper mache, manholes, Jimmy John’s, character shaped plastic weed grinders and more) but either way, he can’t get himself to hate you — which sucks — because you thought wearing worm earrings to the club was cool.

The skittish laugh you made in the bartender’s direction was no help either. He hates to admit it but you were so good looking, and Eren wishes that you weren’t.

He thinks maybe that way it’d be easier to ignore you with your funky jewellery and move on with his night, but no. No, Eren always had to find a pulling towards the weird ones.

“It’s definitely a creative choice.”

That’s what Eren starts with when he decides to indulge you.

You pause mid-conversation and turn in his direction. The music was cheap and the booze was even cheaper, but giving just about anybody your time of day was expensive.

“Sorry, you talking to me?”

An easy shrug graces Eren’s shoulders as he hops them up and down. You had a daring spunk and he likes that more about you than he hates the worm earrings.

With a coupled bite of his bottom lip and a simmering eye hold, the brunette moves closer within your proxemics.

“Well, I mean unless there’s anyone else wearing obnoxious worm earrings then…”

“Obnoxious?” You repeat.

Eren was fast to agree with your reiterated sentence but it was too late when he realises, along with your irked expression, that maybe using his internal opinions about your consciously chosen earrings for a conversation starter, was warped.

Instantly changing his countenance, Eren reels his expression into a fake pout of remorse. This one usually sealed the deal because Eren seemed to have a very ‘I want to forgive you’ face, or so he’s been told .

“I-I’m sorry. I acknowledge that was real rude of me. Forgive me, I don’t do this often.” He says with a hand over the right side of his chest.

That’s a lie; Eren does this often enough to know that a sleazy apology usually does the trick, but apparently it didn’t land too well tonight.

Your eyes analyse him top to bottom. He’s cute, hot even. That, you won’t deny, but before else you had your integrity to hold. With a curled lipped expression, you slowly turn your head away from the brunette.

“Well, when you do this often enough and figure out how to approach me properly, come again.”

Ohh, shivers.

Eren weirdly liked that. From that alone he knows he wants more and that’s not just because his dick jumped at the assertiveness.

At this point, Eren would decide that his pride and ego were too important to be bruised by a mere Club Pickup and so he’d usually throw a very unfeminist, degrading comment and go along his way. But fuck, it’s you with the stupid worm earrings and heck load of self worth — there’s something about you that makes Eren voluntarily deny himself.

“Don’t think I’m willing to wait that long.”

At his words, you direct back in Eren’s direction with a slow turn. Half of you was surprised that he was still within your vicinity but the other part was intrigued to know what was really making him stay.

“For what?” You slowly enunciate.

Eren gives you a look as if what he was saying was simple. Which it was, but there was just something about the man that made everything he said come out sounding imbecilic.

“To figure out how to approach you of course. I can’t do it with calculations or a trial and error. Look at your earrings for shit's sake, you’re unpredictable.”

The brunette wildly gestures in your vague direction. You also notice a tattoo that curiously peaks out from his neck.

Hm. Hot.

Turning towards him more, you wear an amused expression as you ask:

“And so the approach you’ve gone for now — you think that’s working for you?”

It shuts him down for a bit.

You can see the clogs working slowly behind his wide beryl eyes. Even within the darkened club scene, that feature of his was wildly prominent.

But he’s quick though. He rolled said eyes, as if to feign that the answer was obvious, but you couldn’t help but notice the elysian grin that started to sport his lips.

“Right now, we’re taking ten.” He shrugs. “I’m not tryna pick you up at the moment. Well, I am, but not in the forward, proactive way. I just… they’re so fascinating.”

“Me or the earrings?”

Eren smirks.

“The earrings.”

He knows that’s not the answer you were expecting. It was the answer you knew he was leading to but you hoped that by some warped pick up line, he’d divert his answer to you at the last second. But he didn’t.

You let out a delayed huffed at his honest answer and he knows, then, that he’s got you.

This guy was absolutely tactless. You recall that he said he was thinking of a unique way to approach you, per your unconventionality, but you didn’t think he’d be this push and pull.

Still yet, in a very weird, sadly obnoxious way, it was working. So much so that you’re not sure whether to credit him for his stupidity or ingenuity.

Lightly pressing forwards, Eren made a bold move and decided to poke your arm with his index finger.

“C’mon, I’m not being that unreasonable. They’re unusual for a club setting and you know it. I’ve only ever seen someone wear these once in my life and that was on my boy’s kid cousin’s ears because she gave into peer pressure.”

With a humorous air, you raise your eyebrow at the brunette.

“You think I gave into peer pressure to wear these?”

“Nah, I doubt it.”

Eren seemed to really be thinking hard about this. He searched his eyes over your face, irreligious as his watch lingered over your lips.

“I’d say the next best thing is a dare. Most probably a stupid harmless one between friends, but now that I’m thinking about it, you wear them with too much dignity for it to simply be bad luck.”

Cocking your head to the side, you shuffle closer towards the brunette. You offered him a mulling smile.

“Is it really too hard to believe that I wore them of my own volition?”

Eren reels his head back but he doesn’t stay further away for long. He easily nods before edging closer in your direction. He has an unsure look on his face but he decides to be honest.

“Kinda, yes.” He says with a lower voice.

You weren’t offended. No, you were beyond feeling shameful affinity for worm earrings, but you guess in order to entertain this intrigued individual, you’d pertain to his supposed interest.

“So what, you want my earrings? Tryna fuck them or use them to get off?” You quip. “You can have ‘em if you wannem so bad.”

Eren makes a weirded out expression but he doesn’t move away. Something about him made you keen in his direction. Maybe it was how comfortable he seemed.

“What? Noooo, I don’t wanna fuck your earrings, I’m tryna fuck you! Only reason I stepped up to you in the first place.” He pouts.

You raised your eyebrows at him once again but this time it was accompanied with a smirk. Once he noticed your reception, he quickly returned your expression before continuing, his fingers tinkling at your own.

“Don’t get me wrong, you’re hot as fuck and I’m honestly reeling just thinking about having you underneath me. Only thing is that you just happen to be wearing the most…”

Eren quickly lets his words die at the back of his throat. If it’s one thing he’s learnt tonight, it was to not finish that sentence.

“Yeah.” He finishes.

Your turn your head so that you can side eye him. Jutting out your bottom lip, you thought for a moment.

“So you’re tryna sleep with me?” You said more to yourself than to him but the sentient was as easily reciprocated by him.

Eren flings his head back in a childish manner. Amusing, as he seems more offended at that question than he did when you offered him worm earrings coitus.

“God—I—" He clasps his hands in a fist in front of his face. "What else do you think I’m talking to you for? I’m literally just tryna give you that fuck-you-to-sleep, forget your name type dick, is that really too much to ask for?

You momentarily pause as you look upwards in faux ponder.

“Is that it?" You ask.

Eren nods.

With a neutral expression, your shoulders perk upwards.

"Oh. Then you should have just said.”

“Waaait a minute.”

The way Eren slowly squints his eyes at you makes you snort and then burst into a fit of public appropriate giggles.

He was genuinely such an interesting individual. You did wonder if he was actually this amusing or if he was simply curating his personality so that he could talk to you better. Either way you weren't too concerned; more than him, you too were just seeing this as an opportunity to get fucked silly.

Eren's eyes joyfully follow you as you continue to bend over in laughter, his own lips quirking upwards at the sides.

“It was that easy, huh?” He jokes in disbelief.

“It was that easy. Didn’t have to mention my earrings or nothing.” You quip back, the glowing embers of joy and alcohol evident in the beam on your face.

Eren cocks his head in your direction, his smile also wide. Although you never remember him being this close. He was practically a hand span away from you.

“Well, whaddya know? Looks like I’ve still got it.”

Playfully scoffing, you lightly push his stomach with the palm of your hand. You noted that it was a lot more taut with muscle than you thought it'd be.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself.” You chide as you finally allow your eyes to wonder to the plumpness of his lips.

This was so fucking stupid. Like, stupid, stupid.

Because never in your life did you think a self conceited bastard like Eren would ever fuck this good.

You hated that he knew what he was doing; that he didn't need twenty-one plus questions to figure out your reactive spots, guilty pleasures and favourite positions. He was an expert, a god, at how well he knew how to put his dick into play.

"Gonna...gonna, shit, gonna fuck those silly worm earrings right off you. Gonna really...rock your shit up."

You were way too gone to reply.

Ass up, face down and cock continuously hollowing deep into the canals of your ass, yet Eren still found a way to make this about the worm earrings. You even contemplated taking them off considering how viciously they were whacking your face but you didn't care. Who the fuck was caring about worm earrings when you were getting fucked this good?

Clearly, Eren couldn't relate.

"S-stupid worms...stupid fucking silly worms — God, you're so tight — they're so weird!"

Your orgasm still had space to build up but you wanted to reach it quickly. Lolling your hand down between your thighs, you used two fingers to rub at your clit; to give your tea a little bit of honey, just to speed up the process.

"E-Eren..." You moaned out.

Hearing his name be chanted into his duvet, Eren felt his cock twitch.

"Yeah, that's it. Say my name. Say my name with those...with those worms in your ears. Go on, say it."

"Eren! Eren! E’en."

Your chants caused the male to throw his head bag in agonic pleasure. His grip on your hips got tighter as he used the leverage to continuously pull you back onto his slick cock.

"Just like that. Oh yeah, just like that. You feel so good. So so good, worms 'n' all."

Okay, quite frankly, this was getting ridiculous. Surely he couldn't be for real. Like, you've gathered; he likes to be the centre of attention and has difficulty doing that without a joke, laugh or gag, but surely yet, he'd understand that somethings you just kept separate from each other. Like wriggly worm earrings and getting doggied.

Surging backwards to try and meet Eren's thrust made the brunette let out a groan of pure wanton expression. He took one hand to slap the apple of your ass cheek a few times before hunching over you, his chest flush with your back.

“Want me to come inside you?” He salaciously grunts into your ear.

With an indecent moan, you agree.

“Uh huh. Yeah, wan’ you to…to cum inside me, Ren.”

The brunette placed a kiss to your back and then your shoulder as his cock continuously expanded your puckered hole. He then gingerly changed position from kneeling to having one foot sturdy on the bed before bringing a hand up to caress at one of your earrings.

“Since you asked so nicely.”

Eren’s pace began to quicken but his thrust became sloppier.

You were seriously contemplating whether it was okay to finish this orgasm with worms on your mind or pause and ask Eren to behave, but his next words made you think elsewise.

“Every time you wear these earrings, I want you to be reminded of how good it feels to have my hot cum filling up your asshole. How… shit, how well you take my cock, how stupidly wet your pussy is for me.”

The brunette licked a stripe just behind your earlobe before grinning into your skin.

“Whenever you look at these stupid worms, I want you to feel the urge to hollow your asshole out in memory of me — knowing nothing will be as good as me.”

Like a fizz of electricity, adrenaline surged from every part of your body and focused right within the heart of your cunt. With an explosive cry, your orgasm ripped through your body, your legs wanting to involuntarily close shut.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”

Eren shoves a few more thrusts into you before he’s stilling flush to your back and spilling warm seed into your ass.

You’re still reeling through your orgasm when he cums, his semen lightly tickling that one gooey spot up your ass. The act causes you to keen — a pretty moan squeezing from your throat as your mouth lays slack atop or Eren’s duvet, a wet patch of dribbled saliva surrounding it.

With weak standing, your knees collapse from underneath you, sending both you and Eren flat on top of his bed.

Still inside you and recovering from his orgasm, Eren lets out a stuffed groan.

“Shit…”

He breathes into your ear. The warmness of it post coitus not so inviting anymore.

“Man, that was something else.”

Your head was still spinning, your body buzzing from the cathartic expression of lust but even in the haze that you were in, you had words for the brunette.

“What the absolute fuck is wrong with you?” You mumble.

“Huh?”

What you said was clear. Eren had heard exactly what you said, but the words sounded so unthreatening for what they were that he had to ask — just in case he was hearing things wrong.

“Did you just ask what the fucks wrong with me?”

You hummed to affirm, using that as your initial answer, but it’s when Eren pinched your back for an answer that you relented.

“Worms? During sex, Eren? Really?!”

“It’s your fault for wearing them. They’re so dumb.”

“And yet you just couldn’t keep them outta ya mouth.” You quickly retort.

Eren didn’t like that. You could tell because he made a stupid huffy noise before quickly propping himself up and pulling out of your ass.

That was fun for neither of you as you both moaned in loss of the warmth.

#eren x reader #eren x black reader #eren jeager #eren jeager smut #aot x black reader #eren imagines #eren headcanons

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eddiesbigolepp · 2 years

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how are you even a drug dealer

synopsis: you and eddie wanted to have some fun, but he hurt himself along the way.

pairing: eddie munson x reader

word count: 782

warnings: drugs, swearing, eddie making bad decisions, mention of knives, blood

a/n: i don’t know if i should make a part two, of them actually smoking, let me know!

the long walk to eddie’s trailer from your house was well worth the wait to see him shirtless when he opened the door. your face cracks into an immediate smile when he answered your knock with lightning fast speed.

“hey, sweet thing,” he smirks, looking you up and down. the tiny little dress you wore showing him how truly hot it was outside. “come in you’re letting all the cool air out” he says ushering you through the door. the old ac unit rumbled as you walked in and the cold air made all the difference. you slumped on the couch, eddie following suit, sitting right next to you.

“eddie can we do something fun?” you ask quickly, looking up at him inquisitively.

“like what baby?” he answers, “i mean i was just about to watch the goonies-“

“you watch that movie every week! no i want to do something actually fun!”

“what the goonies is a great movie don’t you dare!”

“well can we do something… like i don’t know?” you start again, looking around for that black lunchbox he always carried with.

“whatcha lookin for hun?” he asks as you start to get up and walk to his room. “babe hello?” he laughs and stands to follow you.

“this,” you answer walking back with it in your hands with a shy smile.

“ohhhh i’ve corrupted you, someone’s needy for the weedy,” he laughs and you roll your eyes.

“please never say that again.” you laugh back and sit in the couch. he sits back down next to you as you open the lunch box and smiles.

“my little weed addict, what would your mother think?” he laughs watching you open the ziplock bag and pull a nugget out.

“where’s your grinder?”

“broke it, the cheap shit.” he mumbles and takes it from your hands. he walks it over to the kitchen and pulls out a knife.

“eddie, what are you doing?” you say watching him, “oh please don’t tell me you’re doing what i think you’re doing.”

“what are you talking about babe? i’m a pro,” he answered starting to chop up the weed, he’s focused but when you start laughing he looks up at you, still chopping.

“jesus, fuck!” he groans pulling his finger up to his face.

“what’d you do?” you also standing up and watching the small drops of blood trickle down his finger. “i told you not to do that oh my god eddie.” you walk over to him, grabbing his hand and putting it under the faucet before turning the water on. he winces, a little but holds his hand steady as you walk away to grab a napkin. you turn the water off and turn his body to face you, trapping him between the counter and your body.

“if i had known we’d end up like this i’d have cut my hand sooner.” he chuckles leaning in to peck your lips quickly. you giggle at his remark and hold the paper towel to his finger, moving its position every few seconds at the blood absorbs into the napkin.

“what even gave you that idea? how are you even a drug dealer?” you tease looking up at him with a big smile.

“what? i just wanted to help my girl out,” he laughs back and rolls his eyes at you quick wit. once the blood stops leaking out of his finger you drag him to the bathroom and start your search for a bandaid. he sits down on the toilet watching you bend over and rummage through his cabinet. “what a day, being taken care of and getting a show?” he chuckles as you stand up with an old bandaid in your hand.

“oh piss off munson!” you answer and lift his hand up to wrap it up. you work quickly and mend his finger with the utmost ease. “there, all better.” you smile, looking down at him.

“nuh uh,” he retorts shaking his head.

“what are you talking about? i fixed you.”

“you gotta kiss it better,” he says with a toothy smile. pushing his finger closer to your face. you roll your eyes and peck it lightly, “not like thattt,” he whines and holds his finger up again.

you press a sweet kiss to his finger and smile at him, “that better?”

“much, thank you,” he beams, “if i finish ‘grinding’, can you roll? i love watching you roll.” he says all giddy and cocking his head to the side.

“yeah whatever,” you say rolling your eyes again and pulling him out of the bathroom. “but maybe i should ‘grind’ it, just in case,” you laugh walking into the kitchen as he follows.

#eddie munson fluff #eddie munson imagine #eddie #eddie munson x reader #eddie stranger things #eddie munson #eddie munson drabble #stranger things

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latenightsimping · 11 months

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So @justsheerfilth1 sent me this

And we both (and mac who i was speaking to at the time) agreed that if he fancied you he'd give you like, one of those goody bags you got when you were a kid after a party. Just weed in a lil sparkly mesh bag, got some fun lil plastics toys like kazoos and cheap yo-yos. Rolling papers, one time a new cute grinder, a cute roach clip. One time he put a cheap fake plastic tiara because he calls you princess from time to time 🥺

#we're correct it's canon

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pinkopalina · 1 year

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I bought a cute grinder. it's gonna hopefully look like this irl

I'm gonna use it to make EDIBLES!!! we're gonna start with veggie cannaoil to make brownies. I bought the funfetti kind. and when convincing myself of the icing and sprinkles (I HATE icing btw but if it's thin enough I think it's special on brownies hehe) i saw a container that had rotten turtles colors and then pink and green so of course I had to get it. the other cute sprinkles had unicorns in them and I hate the unicorn craze mucking up my pink love 😭

my next goal is a (baby pink.) crockpot and a mini oven just for weed decarbing/infusing, and then I need a little airtight jar that I would love to either be heart-shaped or pink. or both. to keep my oil in. literally so obsessed with this cause I gotta do something with all the cheap samples of flower I get at work eheheheh

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ez-ra-zed · 4 months

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In highschool

I stole the bathroom signs from the only bathroom without a camera, signs that were blue and silver. not cuz. I wanted to but cuz I could

and then they were cheap and replaced them with black and white ones which were cute to me

And I kept stealing them, and giving them to my friends who all knew I stole them

and one day they used a screwdriver to keep them in ... so I kept a screwdriver in my bag and was gonna slowly unscrew them to steal them

until I got caught up for going to the MCAS make up tests LATE, high with MY BOWL MY GRINDER WEED AND A PACK OF WOODS IN MY POCKET REEKING OF CANNABIS AND GOT SEARCHED AND THIS BITCH MS HORNBY FOUND MY SCREWDRIVER AND STOLE MY LIGHTERS BUT NOT MY WEED, MY GRINDER OR MY BOWL CUZ I KEPT THEM ON MY INSIDE JACKET POCKET

she just saw the pack of woods cuz they were sticking out of the inside pocket

and even tho she knew I had weed in there I pretended I was cutting my wrists so she felt bad about taking my jacket off and GOT AWAYYYYYY

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nielsbrabants · 7 months

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ending stoner lifestyle (excerpt from my novella SLUTMANIA)

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night but lately I’m just having panic attacks. Wednesday, already stoned and with one more joint to conquer the night, I flush away my stash. The flushing does not work, this is a lie of the entertainment industry, I have to reach my hand down our shared toilet and fish the floating weed out.

Thursday with Seán sitting at his kitchen table, while booking our weekend trip, I get anxious and we order five grams which we split. I do not sleep at all, smoke frantically, my heart beating like a techno track.

Friday afternoon I rid myself of the weed, my American Spirit tobacco, brown rolling papers and sleek gold tinted grinder by throwing them in a garbage bag and disposing of this downstairs in the container. I find myself on my knees asking God to give me the strength to kick my habit which is serving me in no way anymore. ‘Rid me of this addiction,’ I say over and over again, thinking labeling it as an addiction, permanently shifting the frame of my perception, is an important step towards cleanliness. I download an app called ‘Quit Weed’ which shows me how long the manifold of withdrawal symptoms will last. Basically I need to get through the first week. No one tells you how unchill weed actually is. In the evening I resubscribe to Netflix, wanting a streamlined entertainment experience to distract me from the angst and physical discomfort.

Oh how hard it is not to go and knock on Miss Iantha’s door and beg for some hash, but I keep on telling myself, twisting and turning on my soaked in cold sweat mattress, I just have to get through this one night.

At 3 am, aggravated and awake, I open my laptop and end up having a Spotify spiral of recent music. It’s all dark, with techno undertones and lyrics which seem to be written by the algorithm, but the production is impeccable, reflective of our times and I feel as if I am reconnecting somehow. I text some of the songs to Santos, saying, omg I thought no bangers came out in 2021 but I was wronggggg.

The next day, having slept zero hours, on the bus to Poznań, I show Seán the music video of a recent Berlin techno track with lyrics about cum and ego.

Withdrawls and snow in Poland. I keep thinking ‘what if I die during this weekend,’ then realizing what a ridiculous notion this is. The first evening we go eat pierogi which is being hand made by some Polish ladies in the tiniest restaurant. Feasting on this freshly prepared three euro quality meal, I have to think of the Shock Doctrine and how these people’s economy was raped beyond repair by Harvard and Chicago school Clinton technocrats in the nineties, feeling some vague sense of guilt.

At night, in our shared room, after finally drifting off, I am haunted by extremely vivid nightmares. In one, a freakish figure, wearing a leather trench coat and with a black plastic dog’s head, comes to steal my younger sisters, because I read too much about deep state politics on the internet. In a second one I aggressively spit in my team lead’s face, from up close and I can smell his cheap cologne. Relieved when the alarm goes off. My naked body low key convulsing on the white tiled bathroom floor of the Mercure hotel as I can throw up nothing but vial, embracing the toilet seat with both arms, before breakfast on this snowy Sunday morning, while Seán is doing yoga stretches on the bed. At least I feel as if in a Tom Ford movie. During mass, on my knees in the Neo-Baroque church I cry three times, thank the Lord for getting me this far and receive communion while reflecting on not being baptized.

So yeah, Poland was weird, dreamlike, feverish and strangely transformative. Sunday night I finally sleep and my dreams are less disheveled and Monday morning I feel like a whole new person.

Monday after work, in the East Side Mall, which is on a walking distance from my flat, I surrender to retail therapy. In Bershka and h&m I buy three pair of pants, a shirt, a beige turtleneck, and a pair of knockoff designer boots. It amazes me that each item costs only twenty five euros and I think of the Bangladeshi sweatshop children and in my room I observe myself in the mirror looking fine as hell. Giving up all my principles and being lulled into compliant capitalist bliss actually feels amazing and I cannot understand how I have been denying myself these pleasures for years and no wonder I was feeling so empty and depressed. In the supermarket I buy eggs and bacon for the next morning and for dinner I get myself a Middle Eastern style chicken wrap and for the first time in months I am not hungry at night.

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potsmart · 1 year

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So Many Dabs… Let’s Concentrate on Concentrates!

Older heads may call it all “Hash” but today the variety of concentrates on the market is truly head spinning. Your average MOM has 100 varieties of dabs with increasingly convoluted names and descriptors.

For those of you who may not be fully acquainted with the subtleties of different extraction methods on the final product, this can serve as a primer to the topic. When we talk about extraction we mean, separating the essential parts of cannabis that gets you high from the parts that don’t. Let’s get it.

Solvent Based Extraction

The active compounds in Cannabis are oils. As such they can be stripped from the plant material using solvents. Many small-scale operators and artisanal extractors use butane or propane extraction technology to produce a light-coloured product with a rich terpene aroma. Using pressure, solvents and vacuum ovens, extractors can create different consistencies based on starting material or methodologies.

These solvents have a low boiling point that makes them ideal for extraction because they can be removed without damaging the heat-sensitive cannabinoids or terpenes. Propane has an extremely low boiling point of -43.6 Fahrenheit, and butane has a boiling point of 30.2 Fahrenheit. This is much lower than the boiling points of myrcene and delta 9-THC, which are commonly found in cannabis. Myrcene, for instance, has a boiling point between 331-334 Fahrenheit, while delta 9-THC has a boiling point of 314.6 Fahrenheit. This means that the solvents can be removed from the extract without damaging the important components of the plant.

Here are specific examples of types of different solvent based concentrates you will find on menus all around the world…

Shatter

Like it sounds, glasslike, usually pale yellow. Cheap because the process is among the easiest. It is extracted from cured weed and put in a vacuum oven.

Live Resin

After harvest the plant material is either frozen to preserve freshness or run through extraction immediately. You may hear industry folks call this “Fresh frozen” too when referring to live resin. This makes for a wetter, more terpene rich concentrate.

Budder

Sometimes instead of a vacuum oven budder is whipped up over low heat, introducing air into the mix and fluffing up the product.

Sauce

Some strains, especially when run frozen or wet, will have a lot of liquid due to high terpene content. This can also be poured off the top when creating diamonds. (see below) This is very terpene rich.

Diamonds

To make rock candy you saturate water with sugar and then manipulate the temperature to recrystallize the sugar around a stick. Diamonds are weed rock candy. Replace water with solvent and sugar with THC. Don’t use a stick. Usually diamonds come in a soup of their own terpene sauce. Sometimes they are taken out and sold separately.

Mechanical Extraction

Mechanical extractions use forces like friction, temperature and pressure to extract the cannabinoids and terpenes from plant material in Cannabis plants. This form of extraction uses no solvents. (water could be argued as a solvent for certain terpenes or flavanoids, but we’re getting pretty deep there.) No butane or propane is used in this process. Many cannabis lovers claim the high is more full and similar to a flower effect from mechanical extraction.

Rosin

The cream of the crop and hard to find in Canadian MOMS. This is bud, bubble or kief that has been squished in a press through filters at specific microns. The taste is great and no weird chemicals are used. Yield is terrible so the price is high.

Bubble Hash

Ice, water, agitation and filters at different micron sizes are used to separate trichome heads from marijuana. Color and micron information can provide a lot of context for quality.

Kief

You know, like the stuff in the bottom of your grinder? The dried trichome heads broken off and collected are hash at its most basic form.

This is by no means a complete list of words you’ll hear wooks say when talking about their concentrates, but if you know your way around these hashes, you’ll be more than primed to deal with ordering anxiety next time you’re confronted with a daunting list of ways to get blazed.

Now that you know what you’re dabbing, let’s get you up to speed on what you can use to enjoy these products in the next article. We can go through some “Rig” setups and get you something nice and “Functional”. That’s what all the cool kids call it.

As a quick side note, if you’re inexperienced with weed, take it easy on the concentrates. Less is more to start in most scenarios and this one is no different. The experience can be overwhelming for the uninitiated. Have fun and enjoy your dabs!

TL;DR: Wet = terps. // Mechanical = no ‘tane!

By Rico Suave, for Potsmart

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The Best Weed Grinder Series of 2023

There are different types of grinders on the market for you to choose from. From the hand crank weed Grinder to the electric weed Grinder, the variety of functions will dazzle you. If you don't know what type of grinder would work best for you, we've put together this guide on the best marijuana grinders in 2023, Cannabis grinders are an important part of any marijuana lover smoking marijuana, They are used to shred cannabis into small particles, which allows for greater surface area and better combustion. Make it easier for you to smoke from a bong or smoking pipe If you don't have a good quality grinder, then it will be harder for you to grind up your marijuana into small pieces. This means you can't get more potency in marijuana, and the marijuana particles are finer after grinding, which helps you to grind up your marijuana into small pieces. Improve taste and absorption speed when smoking marijuana for the first time Smooth Combustion - When herb is ground up properly, it burns much more smoothly in joints or bongs than when it's left whole. This makes it much easier on your throat and lungs while still delivering an enjoyable experience And high-quality smoke grinders are generally made of high-quality aluminum alloy. When they are made, the surface is polished very smooth so that you can grind the weed evenly without any effort. They all have sharp teeth that cut through the buds quickly without leaving any residue behind. It has sharp teeth that quickly cut through the buds without leaving any residue. The smooth edges allow you to pour all the contents without mess while cleaning it up later. A low-quality grinder might diminish the quality of your cannabis smoking experience, therefore it's important to invest in a high-quality grinder the first time around. If you've ever shopped for and purchased a low-quality grinder, you know how frustrating It can be. Most people don't use the same grinder for more than a few months before needing to buy a new one, and this is because cheap grinders tend to be made of flimsy materials that break easily. A good cannabis grinder typically has multiple compartments and can be used for a variety of purposes. This includes a grinding chamber, a storage compartment, and a pollen catcher. They can help you grind cannabis and store cannabis for you to use more Convenience, and The metal smoke grinder will also have a kief screen, which can help you filter the ground cannabis, making the cannabis you grind more delicate, which helps the cannabis burn evenly, and makes the aroma of the cannabis more intense, allowing you to get more out of each hit. Sharp metal teeth: Generally, high-quality smoke grinders are also characterized by Sharp teeth, which can help you grind marijuana more easily, and will not be easily blocked by marijuana residues and cause damage. Having high quality teeth can also make your smoke grinder last Strong magnets: Strong magnets make sure the top and bottom are held together, This allows you to grind your herbs without having to worry about getting your hands dirty or even spilling any. And also allows you to reduce the contact between your hemp and the air so it lasts Keep your marijuana fresh, which is more convenient than ordinary flip-top smoke grinders SLX Brand Grinder SLX is a world-renowned weed grinder brand. They have decades of production history. They are famous for their high-quality ceramic materials, especially the Homegrown series of smoke grinders. The unique design allows you to easily take them out at any time. With all marijuana and tobacco, the SLX brand cannabis smoke grinder is also equipped with screens of various sizes. You can choose the screens that suit you best according to the different materials you grind. In addition, there are two different sizes of screens The storage compartment, ground cannabis can be stored in the storage compartment without worrying about the storage problem, It's often exciting to enjoy the pleasures of cannabis without worry Phenician Engineering Brand Grinder Phenician Engineering is the leading manufacturer of high quality weed grinders in the world. Their smoke grinders generally use aircraft-grade aluminum and steel, so even in bad weather, he is very durable, and because they use aircraft-grade aluminum so they are Very lightweight, so you can easily carry them The weed grinder they make is made from 440C stainless steel with diamond shaped teeth that are extremely sharp, yet stay sharp over time thanks to their hardness rating of 65 HRC (hardness scale). These teeth will provide you with years of use without dulling down as some other brands may do after just a few months! Mendo Mulchers brand Mendo Mulchers' large weed grinder are all made in the United States, and it is a well-known brand of marijuana smoke grinders in the United States, they are made of high-quality 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum alloy, Which makes them more corrosion and scratch resistant than other grinders on the market today. They feature a powerful motor and unique, patented design that produces a consistently fine grind every time. The Mendo grinder uses a powerful magnet for an easy, mess-free operation. The magnetic lid allows you to easily open and close the grinder, even when using one hand. And the special chamber that prevents any excess tobacco from falling out while you're grinding. MUXIANG Brand MUXIANG is a brand that produces all kinds of smoking accessories. Their products include pipes, bongs, cigarette grinders, Cigarette Rolling Machines, and other products. They have been in business for over ten years, providing customers with a wide range of high-quality products at affordable prices. Especially their wooden smoke grinder is the most popular They have a series of exquisite wooden smoke grinders. These wooden weed grinders are made of natural wood, and the design is very beautiful and fashionable, and the workmanship is also very exquisite. The most important thing is that these are handmade by skilled craftsmen using traditional techniques. The surface It is also finely ground to give the tobacco a smoother feel when you hold it in your hand and this ensures that each grinder has its own uniqueness and character The most exciting thing is that they also provide wholesale weed grinder business, which is very suitable for dealer customers in Europe and America MUXIANG 63mm Herb Grinder With Handle And Drawer This MUXIANG 63mm Herb Grinder with Handle and Drawer has two colors, red and brown. It is made of high-quality zinc alloy and equipped with sharp teeth, which can effectively decompose Herb and cannabis Its design with a handle is also very popular among consumers. Compared with traditional rotary grinders, weed grinder with crank design saves more effort, especially when there are a lot of weed for grinding, which will greatly reduce the pressure on the wrist And this 63mm weed grinder with crank is specially designed with a bottom drawer to hold all your favorite weed, so you can easily take out your weed without taking apart your smoke grinder Tectonic9 MANUAL Herb Grinder The whole body of the Tectonic9 MANUAL Herb Grinder is made of aviation-grade anodized aluminum alloy body. This material has many advantages. In addition to being very durable and allowing you to use it for a long time, the density of aviation aluminum alloy is Also very low, which leads to its overall weight is very light and easy to carry, and the strength of aviation aluminum alloy is generally higher than that of ordinary aluminum alloy, and it will not affect him if you fall from a tall building Easy to use. This Tectonic9 MANUAL Herb Grinder has all the accessories installed, you just need to put your favorite tobacco or marijuana in and turn the top cover clockwise to grind herbs You just press a button and see your freshly ground Herb and Cannabis anywhere you point the dispenser nozzle. With a powerful 320mah battery, it can be used more than 120 times per charge. MAGNETIC SHUTTER - The unique magnetic shutter design allows you to close the grinder securely after use. It also helps prevent any dust from getting inside the grinder when it’s not in use. VICKYDGE 2.5 Inch Hand Crank Grinder The VICKYDGE 2.5 Inch Hand small weed grinder is perfect for grinding your herbs and spices. it is very suitable for grinding vanilla, tobacco, weed, nutmeg, and many other types of spices, and its diameter of 2.5 inches will not take up too much of your table space VICKYDGE 2.5 Inch Hand small weed grinder is made of corrosion-resistant aluminum alloy and has a handle. If you want to grind herbs, you only need to turn the crank easily to grind herbs into fine powder. And it design also has an extra storage compartment, you can store the ground herbs in it so that it has been kept fresh, This way, you'll have enough supply herbs whenever you need them for cooking or any other purpose that requires it Don't worry if your herb is very dry, the sharp teeth design can help you grind quickly and smoothly, and The mesh screen on the bottom can catch all the ground powder so that you don't need to worry about cleaning up after grinding. TIRIRS 2" Aluminium Grinder with Large Capacity Storage Container TIRIRS 2" Aluminum Grinder with Large Capacity Storage Container has a beautiful aluminum alloy appearance, its surface is anodized to make it last longer and its function is very powerful Sharp blades allow you to grind your weed into a fine powder in seconds, while the groove design of the top cover allows you to hold it comfortably during use, and more efficient grinding prevents you from slipping when grinding The large capacity storage container allows the user to store their herbs safely, making this grinder perfect for those who are always on the go. The design also means that there's no need for a separate grinding chamber; simply place your herbs in the storage container, screw on the lid and twist! The stainless steel cutting blades will grind your herbs into dust within seconds, leaving you with a smooth consistency every time. The TIRIRS comes with two different sized screens; one fine screen and one coarse screen, which allows you to get either a finer or coarser grind depending on your preference or need. It also comes with a cleaning brush for easy cleaning of both screens as well as the inside of the storage container so you don't have any leftover residue after using this grinder for grinding up your herbs! In this blog we explore the best weed grinders and brands for 2023, We hope that you found it helpful in your search for the perfect smoke grinder. Because whether you are an experienced smoker or a tobacco beginner, finding a suitable smoke grinder will bring great benefits to your smoking experience Influence, finally, if you come across a weed grinder with great performance in 2023, please contact us, we will update the list of the best grinders in 2023 Read the full article

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Great Cannabis Christmas Gift Ideas

The holidays are just around the corner and if you’re looking for a unique gift for someone special, why not consider cannabis seeds from Canada? A great option for holiday gifting, cannabis seeds make an excellent present that’s sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face.

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Some people love the festive season, some people hate it, some people love buying gifts, some people spend this month suffering ‘WTF am I gong to buy them’ anxiety… So, let’s try and give you a helping hand with our great cannabis Christmas gift ideas list!

So obviously these weed related Christmas presents won’t be a perfect match for everybody. For example, when it comes to grandma, presenting her with a new bong on Christmas day will possibly not be received with joy, unless of course she’s part of the famous crew of grandmothers smoking pot which almost broke the internet a few years ago. Hey, maybe these ideas are just as useful for you when someone inevitably asks ‘what do you want for Christmas’ (answer, don’t say ‘I don’t know’ – you may be disappointed!). So use your own judgement and make use of our great cannabis Christmas gift ideas list wisely…

1) Cheap cannabis Christmas gifts – smoking accessories For a few bucks you can get your loved ones grinders, rolling papers, bongs, pipes and maybe even some novelty items.

2) Weed Christmas present - cannabis seeds from Canada – treat yourself or someone special to some high-quality weed straight from our neighbour up north.

3) Cannabis gift ideas for Christmas - vaporizers – with the rise of vaping, there’s no shortage of gadgets that let you enjoy your marijuana in a healthier way. If you want to give a truly memorable present this year, make sure it’s something really special!

4) Best cannabis gifts for Christmas - edibles or drinks – if your friends have been experimenting with edibles or need help feeling relaxed before sleep, there are many possibilities here. Buy cannabis-infused foods, coffee or tea and even bath salts and enjoy the therapeutic effects of marijuana

5) Weed Christmas presents - clothing – show your love for weed with t-shirts, hoodies or joggers that everyone can appreciate.

6) Christmas gifts for smokers – books about cannabis – educate yourself or your friends about marijuana cultivation, history and culture with a good book that covers all angles of the subject.

So whether you decide to give someone special a unique gift from our great cannabis Christmas gift ideas list or just get something for yourself – have fun this holiday season! Enjoy your holidays and happy smoking!

With our great cannabis Christmas gift ideas list, you’ll surely come up with something amazing for your loved ones this holiday season! Shop at Canada's best online dispensary for high-quality cannabis gifts today! We make it easy to find the perfect present for everyone in your life.

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