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weebsinstash · 23 days

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I'm sorry but I'm going insane for your idea of Lilith and Luci getting a sinner pregnant together can we please have more of your thoughts on this idea 🙏

Absolutely because I'm a dirty little heathen and Season 2 isn't just about to magically pop up out of the ground and I've had SOME THOUGHTS and also this post is way longer than it should be 💀

I was sitting and I was thinking of the concept of the Hotel having communal breakfasts or having at least one day of the week where there's food served and everyone (typically) eats together, not only as a bonding/unity sort of thing but also simular to how real hotels can have complimentary breakfast as part of your stay, and like, yeesh this is actually an entirely separate fic idea in of itself but you're talking with Alastor and you're saying something along the lines of "oh yeah, well, I was actually starting to think a lot about motherhood before I died, but, raising children is so complicated, not to mention society right now is so genuinely hostile and dangerous to children, and i wouldn't have been able to afford it anyways, and, well, you know, NOW i literally can't have them down here"

AND FROM THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE END OF THE TABLE

COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED

HERE'S LILITH, "Oh! It wouldn't be impossible at all! You and Lucifer could still have a baby :)"

RECORD SCRATCH SOUND EFFECT AS EVERYONE LOOKS TO THE QUEEN OF HELL. She seems completely unbothered while her husband is A TOMATO, he can barely even look in your direction, he's just tugging on her sleeve, "L-Lili, cmon, don't say things like that 😳🥴" and awkwardly laughing, maybe even asking to speak to his wife in private (I feel like its a regular occurrence for these two to dip out of a room and reappear and Lilith is reapplying her lipstick as she re-enters followed by a kiss covered Lucifer lmao)

Can you even imagine going to Charlie, "hey um, this is awkward, your mom keeps like. Jesus please don't kill me I'm not a homewrecker but your mom keeps making comments about me having a baby with your dad and she sounds completely serious about it and shes been bringing it up for like two weeks" and you could not be saying this in a more obvious "hey girl this is weird and I don't like it, can you chat with your parents for me to stop this" kind of way BUT, the actual way Charlie is responding ALSO THROWS YOU OFF. I can see it already, Charlie all but LIGHTS UP WITH EXCITEMENT and she, takes a breath, "oh!! I mean!! You don't have to do anything you don't want to obviously, bbBUT UH THAT BEING SAID oh gosh that sounds like it would make you really happy, aaaaand and I know you wanted a family of your own and, hey isn't this place about new beginnings and" GIRL WE AREN'T HAVING A BABY WITH YOUR DAD TF?

You know how I made that post "hey Lucifer kind of appears to have these vague Master Of All type powers down in Hell, what if he could manipulate your dreams and made you dream about being a kid because he's wanting to heal your inner child/adopt you". I also started thinking recently about Lucifer AND OR Lilith using these powers to make you dream about 1) being with them in general and more specifically 2) motherhood and i started mentally deep diving for that shit. Like. It could genuinely actually get so fucked up actually. Could you imagine you're just, VULNERABLE with the Queen of Hell and you're drunk and you're crying and you're just, SPILLING EVERYTHING, she's getting your entire life's story, and she's petting your hair as youre way too drunk to realize youre telling her way too much, amd she's just thinking "oh you poor thing, human society sounds absolutely dreadful now" and like. Think of it from a hypothetical fantasy psychology perspective. It's not like Lilith has never been part of modern society, she's been a member of Hell forever and has only been out of contact for 7 years, BUT she also exists from a time predating all of that AND she built Hell with Lucifer, so like, imagine she actually starts forming some um Strong Opinions on how, it sounds like all these complicated modern things are really dragging you down, both as a person and as a free spirit, and comes to a consensus that your life needs to be a little... simpler

I'm serious, I'm talking "Lilith makes you dream about being In The Actual Goddamn Garden Of Eden Itself with her and Lucifer and you're ALL naked". Just completely controlling your dream. You're naked as the day you were born and so are they and you can't control your dream at ALL. Lilith is wanting to like, watch you peacefully frolic around, I'm talking she wants to see you having your Hot Nymph Summer where you're napping in beds of flowers and you're having birds land on your finger and you're gasping at all the pretty flowers and wanting to explore and, experiencing the beauty of being alive without all these messy modern nuances and it's like NO MAAM I DONT WANT TO PICK BERRIES FROM THAT BUSH, YOU CAN SEE M Y BUSH AND I CAN SEE YOURS AND YOUR HUSBANDS---

Alastor is over here thinking he's hot shit, "oh I do so wish we could return to simpler times without all these modern trivial problems!!" MEANWHILE LILITH IS LIKE. ACTUALLY GOING THAT EXTRA MILE. Alastor is like "boo cellphones are bad and women dont dress modestly enough, people these days spend too mych time with technology and not with family" meanwhile in "the garden" a completely naked Lilith is braiding your hair and weaving flowers into it while an also completely naked Lucifer is feeding you berries by hand as they discuss the idea of having a nice fun swim in the lake passed the glade, like you guys really are frolicking and fucking around like a bunch of fairies and it's. It's peaceful and fun but also you miss your cellphone and having underwear 😩 like miss queen of hell can I PLEASE get some boob support--

Moving on, I was thinking of the Fake Garden in of itself, as its own idea, but like in this poly baby raising context, it would be essentially Phase 1 of the plan to normalize their presences to you and make you more comfortable around them and then skipping into Phase 10 of "oh hey by the way you're gonna have a dream about um sleeping with the King and Queen of Hell and it's Totally Not Real and you're Totally Definitely Not Actually Like For Real For Real Legitimately Pregnant Now ;)" like. First off before I get any farther in this post can we just like acknowledge the like HEINOUSNESS of you not knowing everything is "real dreams" and LiliLuci using this to their full advantage to ask and find out anything about you because basically to them, they think you're just being boggled down and negatively influences by modern human society and you're like an onion they have to peel some layers off of first to expose those juicy inner tender bits

Just. Ok. Like. High level fantasy horror concept ok, here we go I'm gonna cook here:

It eventually does move on to you having dreams about living in an actual home with Lucifer and Lilith, sleeping with them in you know, All Those Ways, basically in what you think is some weird imaginary throuple that while you do find yourself enjoying it like actually, you can't wake up from it, and these dreams can feel WAY too long sometimes. You're dreaming of some, "am I a man dreaming I am a butterfly or am I a butterfly dreaming i am a man" shit where you hit the pillow in Hell and Dream You is waking up, seeing your husband and wife get ready for work and you're basically a pampered stay at home spouse. I honestly can't decide what dynamic would be cuter: both of them having jobs, you and Lilith having jobs while Lucifer is the house husband, only Lilith having a job while you and Lucifer do dumb shit at home, or Lucifer being big daddy and bringing home all the money while you and Lilith lounge by the pool and she takes you to the spa and pampers you all day and is sending texts and photos of how cute you are to her husband while he's working

You're probably thinking "wait but weeb this is actually kind of cute, where is the horror" and for starters it just kind of, mentally wears your energy down over time to 'never shut your brain off' and have true rest, like Lilith and Lucifer intentionally 'trade' you being alert in reality to you being more conscious in the dream world, so, you're not as present when you're around ACTUAL people as you are when you're in their little, fucked up pocket dimension.

Then you've got. The baby. You're pregnant ONLY in the dream. You have THE ACTUAL PAINFUL EXPERIENCE of giving birth, BUT THEN you're waking up and you can't hold your child, show them to your friends, have the, SANITY AND COMFORT OF KNOWING YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE. You're waking up DEVASTATED. Where's your baby? 🥺 oh right.... They're not... actually real... like it fucks you up psychologically

I just picture, if I were to put it in an order of events. You go from 1. Lilith and Lucifer are just your casual acquaintances, Charlie's parents that you know through her 2. They start getting closer to you as you stay longer at the Hotel 3. Ok we get along and have fun moments and even sing songs and we have fun times with your daughter ^^ 4. Ok you're getting maybe a little comfortable, am I tripping or are you a little too comfortable 5. You're Bush Out in Fake Eden 6. You accidentally slip up and get more cozy with them in reality because Ok Maybe The Stupid Garden Bullshit IS Fun And Maybe A Little Soul Healing 🙄 7. You're getting banged in the Garden 8. Being in reality is awkward now, suddenly you're avoiding them less, so you're dreaming about them more, having them push themselves closer to you in response to you trying to pull away, like even if you're spending entire days outside of the Hotel you can't escape needing to sleep eventually 9. Suddenly you're like, not in Eden, you're in a hospital getting an ultrasound w Lili Luci holding your hands as a doctor tells the three of you you're pregnant and oh no you're actually really happy and excited about it 🥺 10. crushing crushing reality. You're single and not pregnant and you're beating yourself up for these fucked up dreams you're blaming yourself for having, as if they're some self conscious desire and you're kinkshaming yourself for having them 11. Dream You is having your baby, everyone is so happy like it's actually so perfect, even when you're stressed as a first time parent you have so much love and support to keep you strong 12. You wake up and it's nothing but DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION where is my baby and my wife and my husband who love me and I love them DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION 13. Lilith and Lucifer HAVE TO to spill that Hey Our Baby Is Real because you're like going near insane with "grief" like youre like actually wanting to try and end your life or constantly self harming because Where Is MY CHILD 14. You're so fucked up at this point you don't care to ask questions when they hand your Very Much Real Baby to you looking exactly how you remember them from your dreams. You're just happy your baby is real and now you can be with them all of the time and you don't even care that um This Was Such A Fucking Ethically Dubious Conception.

Do you think the other Hotel residents would have a sliding scale of being ok with this. Like you just SHOW UP WITH THIS LITTLE BLONDE BABY IN YOUR ARMS and Lilith and Lucifer are all but glued to you and they're all fucking confused because WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? you barely even spend time with these two, or so they thought??? When were you PREGNANT??? HOW??? I feel like realistically if they aren't all, you know, as Equally Crazy For You, that they would find this extremely manipulative and fucked up MEANWHILE CHARLIE DOESNT CARE and may have been in on it.

Also "something something what if Reader being able to get pregnant also turned out to be like God Himself being like 'hey lucifer lilith here's the deal I'm throwing you a bone right now, ok, this is for you, to keep things chill between us mk' and there are added layers of Oh Shit You Were Created To Be With Them" as if your ass wouldn't have an impossible enough time escaping as is 😭💀

But like... the concept of Reader falling so deep into "grief" that it gets so bad that you're basically not eating or sleeping, Lucirer and Lilith were always gonna tell you but they're forced to do it abruptly because you just breakdown and can't stop crying. Or it's even Charlie disobeying her parents and running up to you with your baby who stops crying the moment they're in your arms

I also just... as a final note..... just as a cute palette cleanser there's one specific idea I keep thinking of... you have your new baby and you're showing it to all your Hotel buddies and you give it to Alastor to hold because your baby was giggling and gurgling at him and you're just, death grip on his shoulder, "alastor please hold my child :) they're excited go meet you, say hi" and while you're like, vaguely threatening him to interact with this baby which he has Extremely Valid Reasons To Find Abhorrent, his deer ears move or twitch, and your baby is just looking up at him with their big eyes, watching those ears twitch, and, poof! Your baby has their first Lucifer/Lilith related shape-shifting incident and suddenly your baby has twitching little red ears and they're looking up at Alastor with these big cute eyes and here you are, "alastor :) aren't you going to praise my baby :) they just had their very first shift and it's for you :) tell them what a good job they did :) you're not trying to make my baby uncomfortable are you :)" and. Ok Maybe this does win Alastor over a bit being the narcissist that he is BUT THE TRUE REWARD is Lucifer scrambling into the room after you call out in excitement, dropping to his knees and all but wailing, "NO, WHY IS MY BABY HAVING THEIR FIRST SHIFT FOR Y O U AND I MISSED IT" and you just have Alastor being an ABSOLUTE SHIT, suddenly oh so cozy with your baby, "well talent recognizes talent! This little one clearly has potential! Why, look at how clearly they ALREADY ADORE THEIR DEAR UNCLE ALASTOR >:)" and from then on you can't leave these two men alone with your baby or they'll be having nonstop contests to "win them over" and prove who the best role model/caretaker is

Ok. Lastly. Lastly lastly lastly. THIS BABY SPECIFICALLY IS RUINING MY LIFE. Look at those STUPID CHUBBY cheeks and those big eyes and how attentive and focused she is like oh my godddddddd if LiliLuci handed one of those to me "this is yours" i would just die like 🥺🥺🥺 man, I'll have to tell you guys later about my idea for "Reader wants to see if Rosie will let them adopt a Hellborn baby and Alastor helps vouch for you and lowkey becomes your husband/the child's second parent" or "Reader finds an abandoned imp baby and all the shenanigans/protective possessive feelings from your yandere/s that follow once you begin your motherhood journey "

#yandere hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer x reader #yandere x reader #yandere hellaverse #hh #sinprompts #hhhhrrrrrrrrr I KEEP HAVING ALASTOR THOUGHTS THOUGH

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hotvintagepoll · 27 days

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Sophia Loren (Marriage Italian Style, Houseboat)—Major Italian star, first actress to win an Oscar for a performance not in English (for Two Women (1960)) and later when Roberto Benigni won an Oscar in 1999 he jumped over the chairs towards the stage going "Sophia Sophia!!" because he was running towards Sophia Loren and said he cared more about her than the Oscar, that's the effect she had on people. She was big in the 60s already even though she gained a lot more notoriety after that. And I mean. Can we take a moment and just.

Pola Negri (The Wildcat, Men, A Woman Commands)—Legally obliged to submit her as she's from Poland, but also it is one of the greatest stars of silent film, both in Hollywood and Europe, so she has to be here. The og femme fatale and a fenomenal dramatic actress. And just so hot in this 1920s vamp style. Obviously her career slowed down in America with the introduction of sound movies, because of her accent and low voice. I'd say her voice is so much hotter thanks to that, but I'm just a simple simp. But then she made movies in Germany, and after the war she was even offered Gloria Swanson's role in "Sunset Boulevard'' but she declined. She was probably bisexual as after romances with Charlie Chaplin and Rudolf Valentino in the 20s, since the 1940s she lived with her 'female friend'.

This is round 4 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Sophia Loren:

She has maxed out all her stats: beauty, elegance, sensuality, she's got it all. her mesmerizing eyes, her sensual mouth, her sharp face shape, her everything is so striking and unlike any other beauty in films. she was also voted the world most beautiful woman when she was freaking 65

im submitting her in honor of my dad bc she was the first celebrity crush of his he ever admitted to me and my sister :) and he was right. shes so pretty

OSCAR WINNER. Worked with some of the hottest leading men in Hollywood but remained faithful to her husband whom she had a loving marriage with till he died (even though Cary Grant almost tempted her once, it's complicated)

One of the most well-known sex symbols of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and unlike some unfortunate others, she seems to have been pretty well at peace with occupying that status. She made assertiveness and a tempestuous temper seem glamorous, and although she's famous for side-eying Jayne Manisfield's cleavage, honestly? She's one to talk.

Absolutely, drop-dead sexy, also a hard working, extraordinarily talented actress who didn't shy away from the less glamorous roles to gift us some gritty, memorable performances

Submitting this on behalf of my dad, who knows nothing of tumblr or this blog, but I remember being a kid watching Houseboat while my mom thirsted after Cary Grant, dad thirsted after Sophia Loren, and I was excited that they lived on a boat. Anyway, she's extremely beautiful and was an international star, doing a ton of movies in Italy before being recognized in the US.

JUST LOOK AT HER Y'ALL

Very smart and beautiful, the characters that she played (I mean those in the movies that I put in the previous question) are as strong and determined as her which I think adds to her hotness.

Global superstar and my late grandfather's long time movie star crush and for a man as quiet as he was, and as hopelessly devoted to his wife as he was, the fact that I know that means she was EXCEPTIONAL.

Big in the chest, snatched in the waist, pretty in the face 😳

Sexy, beautiful, deep. A real star.

Her performance in "Man of La Mancha" is just so very captivating. Dubbed as "the Italian Marilyn Monroe", she looks beautiful in any movie and at any age.

Forget the exotic sexpot of her Hollywood films and go back to her Italian career: sparking with Marcello Mastroianni as the woman who drives him mad and outwits all his fumbling attempts at macho posturing in their early films, and showing a tender side in their 1970s films. Sophia isn’t self-conscious about who she is or her beautiful body: she enjoys being herself and she wants us all to enjoy ourselves too.

She starred in films as a sexually emancipated persona and was one of the best known sex symbols of the time. She is a great cook and her filmography is immense.

On the misattributed quote that Sophia owed everything to spaghetti: 'Did you actually say the quote frequently attributed to you, "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti"?' "Non è vero! It's not true! It's such a silly thing. I owe it to spaghetti, no, no. Completely made up."

Pola Negri:

A tempestuous green-eyed vamp of the silent screen, she tantalized with both her onscreen and offscreen romances. Rocked a Polish accent - well, once there was sound! A true proficient at promoting herself and using all possible tools to do so - from a dead Rudolf Valentino to a cheetah named Teddy, the latter of which she brought to a press conference.

First European actress to be contracted by Hollywood! She survived poverty and illness to become The Queen of Tragedy, she divorced a count to date stars like Charlie Chaplin and Rudolph Valentino, then spent the rest of her life living with Margaret West in what could have been a romantic relationship.

I don't have much to say about her actual career, personal life, etc. but I just need everyone to see how hauntingly beautiful her face is. I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since the first time I saw her LOL like its pretty clear why she was such a star

#pola negri #sophia loren #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old woman #ladies 4

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simp-and-shift · 1 year

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Brother's Best Friend : Instagram AU

paring: Pierre Gasly x Leclerc!reader

notes: Hey guys, this is my first post, so here we go! hope you enjoy!

summary: pierre gasly and leclerc!reader launch their relationship after the monaco gp.

warnings: protective older brother charles, theats to unalive someone (doesn't happen)

y/n.leclerc

y/n.leclec: monaco gp photo dump

charlesleclerc: who are the flowers from

arthurleclerc: oooh you in trouble

lorenzoleclerc: WHO !?!?!

y/n.leclerc: get out my comments or I'm telling mom 😤

user1: family drama in the comments I live for it 🙃

user5: PIERRE LIKED

user3: it is his best friends sister, not that weird

pierregasly: stealing my photo dumps now huh? 😡

y/n.leclerc: never pear 😳

pierregasly: at least put yuki in the next one

yukitsunoda: y/n I'll send you my best pics 📸

pierregasly

pierregasly: never disappoint monaco 🇲🇨

user6: WHTA THJ FWIK !!

yukitsunoda: my innocent eyes 😳

user9: soft launch on main🫢

y/n.lelcerc: it is the best city

pierregasly: even better people 😏

user2: what 😳

charlesleclerc: so that why you ditch dinner 😂

pierregasly: haha sorry mate 😅

f1wags

f1wags: NEW WAG???

Pierre gasly was spotted out in monaco with a mystery woman, right after posting flirty pic in his monaco photo dump. What do you think?

user4: is that y/n?!?

user2: I think it is 🫢

user6: they could just be hanging out

user8: after that one comment tho

y/n.leclerc

y/n.leclerc: sunshine

tagged: pierregasly

user6: soft launch who?

user5: totally 🫢

carlossainzjr: adorable! hope pierre lives 😅

y/n.leclerc: same 😰

charlesleclerc: answer you phone

y/n.leclerc: no I'm scared 😳

charlesleclerc: I know where you both live 😡

user7: omg charles!!!

yukitsunoda: finally 🙌

pierregasly

pierregasly: because I only have a couple minutes before charles finds me, just want to show her off 💓 je t'aime bella.

y/n.leclerc: je t'aime aussi 🤍

arthurleclerc: gross 😑

y/n.leclerc: you're just jealous arthur

charlesleclerc: I'll give you a 5 second head start gasly

pascalleclerc: leave them alone charlie, they're cute

y/n.leclerc: thank you mama

pierregasly: love you Pascal 🥰

yukitsunoda: I knew it !!!!

danielricciardo: gasly got game 🫡

charlesleclerc: that's my sister dude 😡

#pierre gasly #charles leclerc #f1 x reader #pierre gasly x reader #f1 imagine #social media au #instagram au #arthur leclerc #f1

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nerdasaurus1200 · 3 months

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Charlie: Husk I need a hard cider. Hardest you got.

Husk: That doesn’t sound good.

Angel: Well Val needs me at work. Good luck with her Husky.

Husk: Something wrong Charlie?

Charlie: I just found out that my dad wasn’t lying about hooking up with Eve.

Angel: 😳 Nevermind, work can wait.

Charlie: Apparently Eve and my parents had a three-way going on.

Husk: Wow, that-that is a shocker.

Charlie: Husk, he told me that he told you.

Husk: In my defense, what happens at the bar stays at the bar. Your dad was shitfaced, how was I supposed to know it was fucking true??

Angel: So this was EVE Eve right? The chick who bit the apple and fucked Adam, she was banging your parents??

Charlie: That’s the one. *takes a big swig of her cider* But it was more than that. Dad says the three of them were all deeply in love with each other.

Angel: Holy shit…

Husk: Are you not okay with it or something?

Angel: Can you imagine what the threesomes were like?!

Husk: Tony you’re not helping.

Charlie: yes-I mean no- I mean-*sighs* Yes I am okay with it. But it…I dunno, it just changes things. All this time I thought my Dad was just helping out a friend. But….he was helping one of the women he loves. And all this time neither he or mom ever told me. I don’t know why it took him this long to tell me.

Husk: Well from when your pops told me it’s a lot of complicated shit. No one’s seen her since the start of Hell.

Charlie: Well she’s gotta be somewhere.

Angel: Yeah, wasn’t she the first sinner?

Husk: That doesn’t mean the exterminations didn’t take her out.

Charlie: There’s still a chance they didn’t. If we can find both her and my mom, we should. I owe it to my dad.

Angel: *jumps* Oh my god, I’ve got it!!

Charlie: You figured out where Eve could be?!

Angel: No, even better! Your DAD was the forbidden fruit!!!

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #fanfiction #husk #charlie morningstar #angel dust #lilith x lucifer x eve

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jadeittic · 2 years

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HS + Y/I: 2022 (SERIES)

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HARRY STYLES + PLATONIC!EX-1D MEMBER!FEM!READER

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niallhoran Guess whattttt! It’s YN’s birthday!!! You’re now 28. I hope your back doesn’t start to hurt soon, we wouldn’t want to hear you complain about that now, do we? It’s your day today, love! I want you to enjoy it the best you can. I’m forever grateful for everything you’ve ever done to the boys and I. You are the nicest person anyone would talk to, even if you’re mad.

Thank you thank you thank youuuuu YN for entering my life. I wouldn’t know what to do if you weren’t here since day 1. No one will ever replace you. Love youuuu and happy birthday ❤️

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yourinstagram OH MY GOD NIALL THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE U

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louist91 It’s someone’s day today! You’re almost reaching your thirties, YN. I’m so glad I got close with you and became your best friend back then with no problems. I will always be looking forward to your salty cookies, your overcooked and dried cakes you somehow always manage to ruin every single time.

Just a quick message: Please don’t change, YN. Don’t let anyone change you, not even the media. Just so you know, we’re always here for you. The boys and I are here to help you. You don’t know how much you mean to me. Happy happy birthday, YN! Hope to see you soon. ❤️

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yourinstagram totally not crying rn. totally not crying over you message lou. totally not. love u sm it hurts

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liampayne It’s this lady’s birthday today! I can’t believe you’re 28 already. I remember you saying you wouldn’t want to age older than 23.

YN, your capability keep me out of problems has been one of the greatest attributes I appreciate a lot about you. I still remember back in the days when we were still in the band and how you kept the staff very busy with your naughty antics. I wouldn’t want to ask for anything more. Have a wonderful birthday, YN. Happiest 28th.

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yourinstagram paynooooooo ❤️❤️❤️ this is probably the sweetest message you’ve written to me in our whole years of knowing each other. miss you smmm!

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harrystyles Happy birthday to the coolest person I know. You’ve been there since day 1 and i’m very thankful of that. Good friends are always hard to find. Thank god I found you. You mean very much to me more than you’ll ever know. I remember when you invited me and the boys to your first ever solo concert. God, you were nervous. You didn’t know how to sing in front of all those people without us beside you.

And look at you now, hitting awards here and there. Hell, you’re now performing with me in a few days! I’m so proud of the person you’ve become, YN. I hope you never change. Love youuu and happy 28th birthday, YN ❤️

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yourinstagram i dont even have the words to reply to all the messages all of you sent me today. i love you all so much i cant explain it ❤️

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So! I finally saw the fnaf movie! And I’ve got many thoughts about it!!! Here’s my review and random reactions and thoughts about it. Spoilers for the movie under the cut. Proceed with caution!

I thought it was really good! Definitely wasn’t perfect but I had a lot of fun watching it! My mom was with me, and she doesn’t really know anything about fnaf but she also enjoyed it. I didn’t really get scared at any point during the movie (I was more scared by the horror trailers they played before it started haha), but that’s fine! Maybe I’m just immune to jumpscares.

The effects!!! All the animatronics looked so good in motion, and the sound design made them feel even more real. Every heavy metallic movement or blink of an eye, it was just perfect.

There are sooooo many Easter Eggs! Sparky the dog! Ella from the books as a prototype circus baby spring lock suit!

The soundtrack slapped, especially the opening credits. Blumhouse was cooking in the music department fr 🔥🔥🔥

BLANKET FORT SCENE! EVERYONE CHILLING TOGETHER ON THE FLOOR AND BEING FRIENDS! I wish they could’ve stayed friends like that, it was my favorite scene of the whole movie and was so sweet

I heard everyone say there was a matpat cameo but I didn’t see it? Either I somehow missed it or the theater cut the scene or something? I SWEAR I didn’t see this man or hear him say his iconic line. I did have to get up at one point to use the bathroom really quick, so many that’s when I missed it.

Coryxkenshins cameo! I love that guy, he did really good for his quick scenes! I think they should make him a reoccurring character actually. Have him run over springtrap in the next movie.

Also the aunt character was evil. But like, comically evil. She hires people to break into the restaurant to make Mike look bad so she can get custody of Abby and get the government paychecks for it. And she got murdered in Mikes house by Golden Freddy, and they never resolve that??? Last we see her she’s lying dead on the floor and then the last scene with Mike and Abby they’re happily eating spaghetti at home like their aunt wasn’t murdered in the living room lmao. And we know Vanessa couldn’t have covered for them because she’s in a coma soooooooo. 🤷‍♀️

The coolest kill was when Freddy bit that girl in half and her bottom half fell onto the floor like DANG! The rest of the kills they either cut away from or don’t really show detail, which I thing is a weak point. Next movie I think they should push it a little bit further, but I understand why they shot it the way they did.

Is this a good time to admit that I’m kinda down bad for Josh Hutcherson in this thing hhahghshdh 😳🫣 boy stopping looking at me with them big sad doe eyes

Matthew Lillard was also serving cunt in this, even though he got 10 minutes of screen time 😔 he gave it his all. Hopefully if we get a sequel he gets to do Springtrap stuff.

Mike during this whole movie be like: 😴. I’m surprised it took so long for the band to attack him in real life (dream sequences don’t count) when in literally every other scene he’s popping pills and taking naps. He naps every few scenes and yet looks like he hasn’t had a good nights rest in 30 years 😭

So… Garret isn’t one of the spirits? I would’ve thought he was Golden Freddy but he’s not…. Maybe in this universe Garret is the puppet? There was a hidden message in the end credits that says COME FIND ME and the puppet music box is playing. That seems to be what theyre trying to set up for a potential sequel, but…. That’d make me a little sad tbh, this is Charlie erasure ;-; Also can we please have Henry Emily do something for once in this franchise, WHERE is this man.

The finale was cool! When Spring Bonnie walked in everyone was like “YESSS!!!” And after he started talking my mom was like “😯 I think I know who it is!”

William smacked Mike so hard he did a damn triple flip through the air and got his ass knocked out cold. Mans him so hard that it probably sent him back to the bite of 83 💀💀💀

So. The big thing. No Michael Afton in the movie. In fact, Vanessa is William’s only child.

Honestly I’m kinda down for the strange role swap that this universe has going on. I don’t think anyone expected Vanessa to be Williams daughter, but that was cool, and it gives a little insight as to how William managed to get away with this for so long. He’s literally got a kid in the police force keeping tabs on Freddys and covering his tracks for him. Now it suddenly makes sense why in the trailers Vanessa seems so knowledgeable about the animatronics and already knows they’re possessed.

Tbh I had a random thought. If Vanessa gets to take over Mikes role in this world as Williams kid, then Mike should get to have his own “reluctant follower” villain arc. Put that man in a rabbit costume. It’s only fair. Equality 😤 ✊

And with those final thoughts…. Yeah! I’d say the movie was a solid 8.5/10 for me, I’ll probably go see it again with friends when they get off work this weekend! The critics are wrong yet again, it’s a perfectly enjoyable movie and the fans will love it.

#fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers

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05/ 05 / 2024

MAN OF THE DAY #90 : HENRY CAVILL

🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOD HENRY CAVILL!!!

I want to wish an Happy Birthday to His Imperial Majesty God Henry Cavill 🎊

Can you believe it's already the 90th MAN OF THE DAY article? 😳 10 more and it's will be the 100th 🤭 so thanks you so much for being here for me, reading my blog 🙏

I love Henry Cavill for the person He is, His body and His obvious alphaness, but more especially for His many amazing roles 🥰

Last time i talked about God Henry Cavill it was to answer a question about His brothers ⬇️

Can you believe that God Henry Cavill is only aged 41? 😳 His Majesty looks so masculine that you couldn't give him one specific age.

I mean, look at how Henry Cavill evolved 😍 :

A French article about Henry Cavill's evolution :

His Imperial Majesty God Henry Cavill have so many great roles in his career, and even though i haven't watched them all, i still know them : for instance, i may haven't watched THE WITCHER, but i am aware that Henry Cavill reproduced an amazing pose of Geralt in his bath. I also heard that Geralt's relationship with the musician has been imagined as a gay couple by many fans 👬

I haven't saw God Henry Cavill as Sherlock Holmes in ENOLA HOLMES and its sequel 🙃

He was so handsome as a blond man named Humphrey in the movie STARDUST. It's the only time where he is a blond man, but his mustach still makes him looks manly and hot.

To me God Henry Cavill was amazing as Superman, but less convincing as Clark Kent.

You can admire pics of Henry Cavill as Superman here :

I could admire pics of Henry Cavill all day 😍

I honestly don't know what i prefer : His eyes, His straight nose, His pink lips, His eyebrows, His hunky jaw, His arms, His chest, His ass,...

His Imperial Majesty God Henry Cavill's eyebrow is so iconic : He can looks arrogant, seductive, cocky, funny, surprised, angry, dumb, cute, tired, evil, innocent, surprised.... and also all at once! That's why Henry Cavill is so recognizable and expressive 😁

My favorite role of Henry Cavill is the one of Duke Charles of Suffolk in the series THE TUDORS :

you'll find the link of my list of the 10 most men in the world (Henry Cavill is the First, same position than Chris Hemsworth) in this article ⬇️

And this article you will also find the links of my stories about Henry Cavill, who is so inspiring. I will soon suggest you ideas of plots about Henry Cavill 😁

It was unexpected to see Henry Cavill as the vilain in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE - FALLOUT : my mom became obsessed by Him because of this role, she found Him hot with his beard!

God Henry Cavill was so funny in ARGYLLE ! I would have liked to see and hear Him more!

I can't wait to see THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE where He seems to looks so manly and even beastly 🥵 : the tongue scene is already iconic 😜

It's a French article about Henry Cavill ❤️

#Henry Cavill #Man of the Day #Homme du Jour

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i'd love to know more about your ocs but i don't know what to ask 😳 if there's anything that you're wanting to share but don't have the time or place to talk about it i'd love to hear it

So I love love love my fallout ocs. I've had them like 7 years now??? At least Lo and Charles. Lo's full name is Charlotte. Charles used to be Charlie but then I yoinked the name from him. Lo used to go by Charlotte but then I got close to someone who goes by Charlotte and it felt silly to keep calling the OC Charlotte idk djdjsjsjsjs

So Lo used to be Benny's like right hand assassin but then a job went wrong so she's now on the run from him. She doesn't know if he actually wants her dead but she's really paranoid because ~mental illness~.

Eventually Lo comes upon a vault in the middle of nowhere and finds Charles. He's getting forced into a marriage he doesn't want so she helps him escape and he becomes her companion. Charles wants to learn to be a doctor and she decides to help him since then she get a pocket medic.

Charles and Lo soon meet Deano, who immediately is taken by Charles. He's a ghoul who used to be a pharmacist so he offers to help Charles with his medical studies. Lo is dubious about him but allows him to join them.

Through their journey, Charles meets Arcade and gets a huge crush on him. Things don't work out well, much to Deano's pleasure.

Charles and Deano get closer until they actually get together.

Lo has a close encounter with a deathclaw and some Followers have to take care of her. They meet a doctor, Carlos, that looks familiar to Lo. She realizes he's the twin brother of a deaf woman she saved from Legion slavers. Carlos then joins the team also and finishes Charles training for him, so they change their mission to be finding Carol to repay Carlos.

When they finally find Carol, the gang settles down for a little. Deano, Charles, and Carlos open up a clinic together. The three try to convince Lo to settle down in the town with them, but she refuses. Then, Lo gets pregnant. At first she's in shock especially bc she didn't have a family growing up. But Carlos assures her shell be a great mom and basically proposes by saying he doesn't want to be an absentee father.

Lo becomes the mayor of the town after protecting them against a Legion attack.

That's Most the story. There's other characters and moments too. Idk. I've been writing it into fics but it isn't complete ok byeee

#charlie chats

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heyyy remember me? :D

i got some stuff to tell. so my charlie came back home 2 days after the accident and he's fine. he didn't even actually have internal bleeding, that was just a strong nosebleed, that made the blood come out of his mouth. so he's fine, a little traumatized, kinda haunted look in his eyes, but start is slowely going away too. nick is kinda weird to him now, they're kinda "fighting" a lot, but they also still cuddle and clean each other, so i think it's fine.

charlie stopped purring for a while, but he starts doing it more and more again and he's slowely becoming more active again. he only goes outside on the balcony when nick is with him, which is good i think (we also have one of those nets there too so he's not jumping again anytime soon)

so all of that is great. but my mom told me that something spooky is going on. before nick and charlie we had another cat. her name was minka and she died on april 16 at age 12. we had to put her, she had breast cancer and was just suffering. (funfact: that was 3 days after charlie was born) my cat really hated me, but she loved my mom. and ever since she died my mom feels something jump onto her bed, walk around and sniff her. like minka did. but nothings there when she's trying to see what it is. i think my dead cat is hauntin my mom. kinda sweet but also kinda sad ngl. i just hope she's not mad, she really hated other cats (and most humans lol), but i'm sure it's fine

charlie kinda reminds me of her visually sometimes. it's really sweet but it makes me sad too.

I'm so, so happy Charlie is back home and well - and I hope he'll start purring again soon 🥺🖤 they're so cute!! 😭🖤

And omg I have a very similar story 😳 when our old cat died, there were nights where I could feel her jumping on the bed and cuddling at my side, or hear her paws on the carpet or stairs. I'm still not sure whether it was my grief playing tricks on me, but the thought that she stayed a little while longer to say goodbye is a comforting one 🖤

#kiki answers

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An unexpected role (pt.4) | cl16

Summary: you revealed your little secret to your date, you didn't expect he would take it so well.

Warning: bad comments on social media, unnamed ex-partner, abusive ex-partner, swearing, a LOT of fluff and Charles being an amazing dad and boyfriend.

a/n: this one is a little bit long, I hope you like ittt!!

Check out the series!! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 5

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ynusername my loves 🤍🤍

user1 NO WAY ‼️‼️‼️

itslolasss you finally posted them bestie 🥹🥹 i'm supa proud

charles_leclerc it cost her a couple of tears but i'm finally on her insta 😌😌

ynusername itslolasss please don't believe him okay? But yes, I may have cried a little while posting this 😭😭

itslolasss i know you did darling don't worry abt that 🫶🏻🫶🏻

charles_leclerc I love you and Lily with all my heart 💗💗 my cute girls

ynusername charlieeee 😭😭 you're making me cry babe 🥺🥺

charles_leclerc owww, don't cry little dove 🥺🥺

landonorris i missed several chapters charles_leclerc can you explain????

pierregasly i also missed several chapters bro

landonorris wait you didn't know this?? then who knew?

logansargeant when did this happen? i'm lost

carlossainz55 same here

user2 not half of the grid not knowing that Charles had a family 🫣🫣🫣

scuderiaferrari we didn't know either 🧍🏼‍♀️

user1 TEAM 😳😳😳😳

francisca.cgomes cutiesss 💕💕💕 i love you bothhh

ynusername kikaaa Lily misses youuuuu 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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charles_leclerc my whole lifeeee, I love them both 💗🎀✨

lorenzotl finallyyyyyyyyyy

user1 oh my god, they're so pretty 🥺 congratulations charlie for your little family

ynusername we love youuuuu so much charliee 🥹😭 thank you for appearing at the perfect time in our lives, we owe you a lot 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

charles_leclerc it's nothing amore, the one who owes you two a lot is actually me 🥹🥹

ynusername okay charlie boo boo! 🥺🥺

leclerc_pascale mes filles, je les aime beaucoup 💗💗 (my daughters, I love you both very much)

ynusername nous t'aimons aussi maman!! (we love you too mom!!)

charles_leclerc bien sûr, tu ne m'aimes plus... mens, je plaisante maman 🤍🤍 (of course you don't love me anymore... lie, I'm joking mom)

scuderiaferrari welcome to the red team Lily and yn!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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lilymhe oh goodness congrats big guy! And welcome to the f1 paddock cute girlies 💕💕

ynusername oh god, thank u sweetheart 🫶🏻🫶🏻

sebastianvettel congrats Charles ❤️❤️

charles_leclerc thank you so much Seb!!

sebastianvettel if you need some parenting guide you can ask me anything!

charles_leclerc noted!! Thank you so much Seb <3

user3 oh god, congrats champ!!!!

f1gossipp are we seriously going to congratulate him just because he is raising a little girl and his dating a pig?

user2 bro... Let him live!!! He has a beautiful and adorable family and I think that from comments like yours on social media he had them safe and sound!!

f1gossipp yeah sure, she looks like a fucking golddigger

user4 yeah, she looks like a total bitch. Attracting a man using a little girl as bait? Please, everything to get attention because she needs it

francisca.cgomes can you please shut the fuck up??? this is why Charles didn't want to show little Lily or yn and he did it because he is proud of them and loves them with his whole heart!! it's one thing for you to support him and another thing for him to throw shit at the people he loves.

Your cell phone doesn't stop vibrating with notifications, since last night you decided (as a family) to post pictures of yourselves on insta and, as expected, some fans went completely crazy, but too crazy in your opinion. There were many good comments, and you really appreciated them, as there were also very, very bad and ugly comments talking about you and Lily and what hurts you the most is that it's not your or her fault.

Right now you are lying in bed next to Charles, he has one arm on your waist and you are lying on his chest, even though your head hasn't stopped spinning thousands of times, the beat of his heart calms you incredibly and you really loved that.

Suddenly you hear the bedroom door open and small footsteps echo in the silent room.

“Mama? Up! Up!” Lily says from the foot of the bed, trying to climb up.

“Oh, come here darling!” You say while you move a little without waking Charles so you can put Lily on the bed next to you.

She smiles. “Dada?” she asked.

“Dada is sleeping baby, but we can sleep with him too, don't you think?” you said to her softly, she nodded.

She moved onto your other side and you covered her with the blanket you and Charles were using. She snuggled up next to you while you tried to fall asleep even just a little. These quiet moments are what fill you with calm and make you have hope that not everything is bad, you have a nice family, a healthy and happy little girl, a wonderful boyfriend who would go to the moon for you two and there's not much more you can ask for. This is everything you ever dreamed of having.

Suddenly Charles babbles something a little sleepy. “Mhm, good morning princesses!” He says and you let out a giggle.

“Good morning champ!” you say as you give him a kiss on the cheek.

“Dada! Mowning!” Lily says making hands so that her dad can hold her in his arms.

“Oh, but what a nice good morning I have here! Ma petite fleur and ma belle” He says as he brushes his nose against Lily's and smiles. (my little flower. my beautiful.)

“Yes, especially with online comments.” You say releasing a sigh.

He looks at you curious. “What kind of comments, my dear? Don't tell me you read those comments?”

You nodded. “Sadly yes, it's just that... I couldn't help it, sorry love.”

He denied. “You shouldn't apologize to me love, they are the wrong ones! They don't know you and they don't know Lily to have an opinion about you or our little family.” He looked at you and smiled and then kissed you on the corners of your lips. “So you don't have to apologize to me, okay? I love you two very much and I hope you know it, honey.” He says as he starts giving you kisses on your face, Lily starts bouncing in his arms and you laugh.

You nod with a shy smile on your face. “Okay sir, I won't apologize to you but it does bother me that they are that way, you know?”

“I know love, but don't waste your energy on that, there are more important things than that. Like, for example, Lily!” He says smiling at the aforementioned and she giggles. “Look at her, isn't she cute? Because yes she is, a cutie!”

You giggle. “Fine, fine. How about we get up and start this day properly, okay? What would you like for breakfast, my loves?”

“Pancakes!” They both say in unison, you smile and get out of bed.

***

The rest of the day passed peacefully, and you were truly grateful. You liked being in this little bubble of love and comfort building colourful block towers with Lily and Charles, but sometimes it was necessary to show a little bit of that love that you have as a family to the world, and perhaps many people are bothered by that, but at the same time there are many who don't.

But seeing the smile on your baby girl face every time her dada tickles her or hugs her is priceless and it makes you think that you are really in the right place.

“Love? What are you thinking about honeybunch?” he asked softly while holding Lily in his arms.

“Nothing, I'm just so happy to be with you. It sounds silly, but you guys make me so so happy.”

He smiled. “Aww, love. That is so cute! I am also very happy to be with you two!”

Lily, feeling the love, begins to giggle a few times. “Mama! Dada! Love!”

You giggle. “We love you too baby!” you say in unison.

You more than anyone know that with the photos being posted on Insta, your parents are going to want to try to get back into your life. And it really doesn't make any sense since they turned their back on you many times and now they want to come back to see how much money they can "get" from you or Charles is very stupid.

“Do you know what terrifies me? That my parents, seeing the photos of us on social media, want to come back into my life, you know? After everything they did to me...” You were going to continue but he silenced you with a kiss on the lips.

“Princess, don't think about that. Yes, they most likely want to get back into your life and Lily's, but you know what? It's up to you to make them come in or not.” he whispers.

“Who are you and what did you do with my Charles? I didn't know this philosophical Charles.” he laughs.

“Sometimes I have to use logic honey, I'm not just a pretty driver.” you let out a laugh while he winks. “But honestly baby, don't think about that... How about we watch a movie together?”

Suddenly, almost automatically, Lily smiled. “Movie! Can we 'atch... Princess movies?” she asked softly.

Charles smiled and caressed her hair. “But of course honey! We can watch any princess movie you want!”

You smiled and got up from the floor. “Okay, I'll look for a blanket and I'll look for Mimi too!”

“Mimi!” Lily screeched and you giggled.

“Okay okay, you two stay there.” You say as you walk towards Lily's room to look for her stuffed bunny Mimi. “What movie will we see, loves?” You ask from the hallway.

“Tangled!” They say in unison, you just laugh while grabbing the blanket, that's yours and Lily's favorite movie and little by little it has become Charles' favorite —although he was a little reluctant to watch princess movies but he loves them.

You return to the living room where Lily and Charles are already settled on the sofa with some sweets and a small glass of water for Lily. “Tangled it is then!” You say as you hand Mimi to Lily while she snuggles between the two of you and the three of you shelter under the blanket.

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itslolasss god, what a beautiful thing, you three will make me cry I sweaaaarr 😭😭😭

ynusername stfu, right now i feel like i'm in a fever dream you know? Not counting the bad comments on insta.

itslolasss girl I love you and I love your little girl, but please don't hurt yourself by reading all that garbage :( they have no idea what a great mother you are‼️‼️

itslolasss i bet all my money that Charles already gave you a lecture about not seeing those disgusting comments 🫵🏻🫵🏻

ynusername erm... Yes 👉🏻👈🏻 and I say, he's truly right tbh

itslolasss can we talk about the fact that you made him watch TANGLED? He's such a girl dad bestie

ynusername hehe, yup lily and i did that thing 😋🥰

“You know something baby?” You move your head to the side so you can see Charles blushing a little bit. “We have our own fairy tale here.” he whispered.

You giggle while caressing lily's back, she fell asleep in your arms. “Are you sure about that?”

He nodded. “Yup! We have our own little bubble of love here, a sleepy little princess, and I have you.” he gives you a small peck on your lips. “There may be some... little problems along the way of course, but I don't think that will be an impediment for us.” he smiled at you.

“Aww, babe. That's so sweet!” you blush slightly at his cute words. “I know that not everything is rosy and there will be some problems, but I don't think it is impossible for us.”

He smiles and kisses you on the lips, it was a slow and sweet kiss, after a little while you separated to catch your breath. “As long as I am with you both nothing bad would happen to you, okay?” He said and you just nodded with a smile on your face, really with him both you and Lily felt protected.

***

A couple of weeks have passed since that night, and the truth is that everything is going quite well, no one hates you and Lily on social media anymore, apparently they managed to understand that you are a family... And by "understand" you mean that Charles posted an extremely long post on Instagram to make it clear that if people (or the "fans") hate his family will have to deal with him.

“Calm down little butterfly, I've finished combing your hair, okay?” you say tenderly to Lily as she plays with Mimi.

“Okay mama.” she giggled softly.

You finish fixing her hair when there is a knock on the door, you are not waiting for anyone, Charles had gone out to buy some groceries but other than that you weren't waiting for someone else. So very cautiously, you walk towards the door and look through the peephole to see who it is.

“What... What he does... here?” You whisper to yourself, on the other side of the door is your ex-partner.

You feel your body start to shake, this can't be happening! How did he manage to find out where you live? You're honestly terrified to think that he might take Lily, but to be honest, coming back after almost three years of abandoning you both when you were pregnant it's pretty stupid and dumb.

With trembling hands you manage to write a quick message to Charles which, surprisingly, he read immediately and replied with “I'm on my way bubba. Don't worry everything will be fine <3” You let out a sigh and very carefully looked through the peephole again, he is still standing there with a face that is not at all pleasant.

With a heavy sigh you slightly opened the door. “What are you doing here?”

He smiled coquettishly. “I thought about paying my girls a visit.”

You cleared your throat. “Oh really? After almost three years, really? Besides we were never "your girls", so if you can go away I would be very grateful” You say with a coarse, serious and annoying voice.

He sighs heavily. “Do you have another man?” He says with anger. “Answer me, bitch.”

You roll your eyes. “So what if I have it or not? It's not your fucking problem!” You say exasperated.

He looks at you again with anger and hatred. “You are with that fucking little driver? Oh really? You are such a little whore, looking for new sticks to insert in your holes.”

“Please, stop now, please.” you whisper, begging him to leave you alone. “Stop this please.”

He didn't listen to you and slapped you in the face, the raw sound echoed in the hallway of the building, you were perplexed in your place with your red eyes full of tears. This was common when you were together? Yes, sadly it was, but you couldn't do anything, you were too young and, according to your parents, he was the "right man" for you... What a crap.

“Mama?” You heard Lily's soft voice and before your ex could hit you again you took her into your arms.

You looked at Lily with a somewhat sad face. “It's okay cutie pie, mama is here.” you whisper.

He looked at you both like you were fresh meat. “Is that Lily? Come to daddy sweetheart.” It's ironic how one moment he was hitting you and now he wants to play house with you and Lily, totally abnormal.

Lily looked at your ex and started whining. “You not ma' dada.” Lily said in a stammer.

“I know darling, dada is going to be here soon, I promise.” you whispered again.

He frowned and became angry again. “So, you're really with that little driver, huh? Oh little bitch, you'll see.” He said with his voice full of rage and egocentrism.

You closed your eyes and covered Lily as you waited for the impact of, perhaps, another slap or perhaps something worse, but that impact never came. Half open your eyes to watch as Charles held your ex's wrist with one hand and grabbed the door frame with the other.

“Listen, I don't know who the fuck you are but I'll just say one thing and I hope it's clear to you.” Charles said with a strong voice, you had never seen him so angry, well, only a couple of times when he got angry with his track engineer, but nothing more than that. “You come to touch a measly inch of my wife and daughter and I swear to you that you won't have an easy time finding a job or even a partner later on, is that clear?” he said rudely.

“You're just a fucking driver, what are you going to do to me? Run over me?” Your ex said.

Charles laughed sarcastically and without grace. “Please, I am capable of making your life miserable.” he smiled sinisterly. “Now if you allow me, could you get out of here? I want to spend time with my wife and daughter, and if that bothers you and you want to cause another stupid scene, I can call security.” he said in a serious voice.

As if it were a warning, the building security appeared and took your ex-partner away from your apartment door, you let out a sigh of relief and hug Charles with Lily in your arms and he hugs you back. You let out the suppressed tears in your eyes, it has been so long since you felt so much fear and terror and the fact that Lily has been present terrifies you even more, he begins to rub your and Lily's back very carefully.

“He's gone baby, let it out, there's no pressure.” Charles said in a whisper as you entered the apartment again.

You let out a little whimper. “I don't know what... I don't know what he was doing here, how he found us... I was very scared.” He caressed your face a little and then separated and looked for the bag with the groceries that he left in the hallway. “I don't what he wanted Cha... I'm... I'm sorry” you whisper he wiped your tears with his thumb.

“Baby... You don't have to apologize for his shitty attitude, the important thing is that I arrived on time, don't you think? And besides, you and Lily are safe, which is the most important thing.” he said. “Although, I can help you place a restraining order against him, if you wish.”

You blinked a few times. “Really? Charlie, it's not necessary, you know?” he shook his head multiple times.

“Love, you have to do it. It's for your safety and Lily's! I wouldn't mind talking to my lawyers about it and getting help from them.” He said in a calm voice as he carried a calm Lily in his arms.

“You're sure?” I looked at him hopefully.

He nods. “Completely sure, darling.”

You nod with a shy smile on your face. “Okay babe.”

He kisses your temple. “Now, how about we cure that ugly mark on your face? And then we can have a cuddle session for my favorite girls, how does that sound?” He says while tickling Lily's tummy, you nod.

“That sounds good." You smile a little. “Thanks again love.” you said and he kisses you softly.

He guides you to the room and heals the minor wounds left by your ex's slap. His touch is gentle and soft, it's like he doesn't want to hurt you and that's good for your soul. Finally, he placed one of Lily's bandages on your cheek and kissed the spot, causing you to giggle.

“Your stuble tickles me love!” you say and he smiles and blushes.

“And why isn't Lily tickled, hm?” He says with a little smile and starts giving Lily kisses and she giggles loudly.

“Dadaa! Tickles!” she says between giggles.

You smiled. “What did you say, honey?”

“Fine, fine. Maybe you have a bunch of tickles!” he says with a chuckle. “My ticklish girls.” He says and tickles you and Lily again and you both laugh louder.

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After a few hours, sleep overcame Lily and you were just a push away from falling asleep, the fatigue of the unexpected day was hitting you hard. But you couldn't go to sleep without first talking to Charles a little, it was a kind of routine that you do before going to sleep.

You murmur. “Mhm, baby?” you asked.

“Can't you sleep my darling?” He asks and you nod. “Come here petit bébé.” He says as he opens his arms. (little baby)

You snuggle into his arms. “I don't know how to thank you for what you do for us.” You whisper.

“Baby, you don't have to thank me for that, you know?” He says softly. “It's something that comes naturally from me, it's nothing really.” He says while placing kisses all over your face and you giggle.

“you are an angel charlie.” You smile.

“I don't see myself as an angel, but if you say so, that's fine!” He giggles and blushes.

You make a little silence and then speak again. “So... My wife, you said earlier, tell me, sir, what do you mean by that?” You giggle a little.

He blushes even more. “Oh well, I don't know, it just came out... I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable darling.” He said a little embarrassed and you silenced him with a short kiss on the lips.

“Not at all... I have to say that I liked it.” You whisper and he opened his eyes wide.

“Doesn't it make you uncomfortable?” you denied.

“You can call me that as many times as you want bubba!” you giggled.

“Oh god, thank you so much chérie, you make me the luckiest man in the world!” he giggled.

“It's nothing baby boy! It's like you say, it's something that comes naturally.” You say and give him several kisses.

With him you feel safe and loved, a feeling that you haven't had for a long time (since before you finally knew him). And so in the warm arms of your loved one, you fall into a deep sleep thinking that not everything is bad, there are good moments as well as bad ones, but with him and Lily there is nothing they cannot overcome as a family.

#formula one x reader #f1 x you #charles leclerc fluff #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc x reader #charles x reader #charles x mom #charles leclerc #dad!charles leclerc #charles leclerc x mom #charles x you

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weebsinstash · 4 months

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Personally, I'd want to be in a triad with Lucifer AND Lilith 😳

Reader: Charls, imma be honest with you, your parents are hot

Charlie: ....what

Reader: there's like a two foot height difference between your parents and your father is the shorter one. He's a silly goofy little man and your mom looks like she tops him

Charlie: oh um ok so that thing about boundaries we mentioned before--

Reader: I feel like I could go over to your dad's house for dinner and your mom would greet me at the door in an evening gown and invite me in out of the rain because it's just so cold, "oh, my husband isn't quite home yet, so do warm yourself by the fire" and I'm sitting there shivering as she offers me a tall glass of wine for my troubles and then once I'm drunk I tell her what a refined beautiful woman she is and she chuckles and calls me a cute little girl and then your dad walks in and watches me get the strap

Charlie: that's oddly specific and I think maybe I'm starting to form some ideas on why you might be down here

Reader: yeah to get fucked by your parents

Charlie: can you PLEASE--

#like on god im rooting for Lilith to be a badass girlboss so we can fuck her and her dorky husband

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abc-superfam · 1 year

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Want kind of interests do you guys have?

Adam: none

Beth: shut up. Anyways. We enjoy gardening

Adam: by “we” she means me having to lift the heavy stuff

Beth: maybe I need a nice, strong man to do the heavily lifting for me 🥺

Adam: you can lift twice what I can no sweat, next excuse

Beth: maybe I need umm 🤔 a nice man to lift for me because he loves the women in his life so much

Adam: you’re right. I do love my mom and Charlie quite a lot

Beth: 😟 what about me!!

Adam: what about you? Are you asking if I love you?

Beth: 😳 of course not…

Adam: anyways. Beth enjoys cooking, she loves filling the house up with a lovely scent of a good home cooked meal.

Beth: I love it because if it tastes good I get all the credit!

Adam: what if it tastes like shit?

Beth: would never happen. Don’t even joke about that with my cooking. I’m god tier in the kitchen

Adam: you can’t bake for shit

Beth: but you can 🥹

Adam: we both like to build puzzles

Beth: we’ve filled our home with picture frames of various puzzles we’ve built over the year

Adam: we’re gonna need more wall space soon

#Beth #Adam #Beth speaks #Adam sopranos

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headgehug · 3 years

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say what u will about the gang hits the slopes but it has conditioned me with a pavlovian response to the sax in pink floyd's shine on you crazy diamond part 4. im not defending it this is more a confession

#basement stoner guitarist charlie i would do unspeakable things to you 😳#if u put your joint between the strings and neck like van halen literally i will 😳#um can we skip our college classes to hang out in ur moms basement u can practice while i 😳 while i um 😳 um uh you know #if u play shine on crazy diamond for me and share ur shitty weed i will blow you so hard baby 😳#minors dni #god dni. people who know me irl dni

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jasmarie2600 · 2 years

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FINALLY saw DS:MoM and I have some thoughts

Spoilers below ⬇️

I wish we got more Shirtless Stephen cause it was truly….an amazing sight to behold

Stephen at Christine’s wedding was sad and so tension filled, I thought he was gonna like fight Charlie for a second 😆 I wouldn’t have minded, fight to the death!! Also thought it was weird that Charlie was a fan of Stephen…. (Potential Future Villain Energy)

I’m really hoping Christine truly isn’t happy either, And just faking that she is, like how Stephen was

Christine getting mad that Stephen was fighting on her wedding day 😆 (kinda didn’t understand why she was getting mad, but it’s maybe the whole “holding the knife” thing) She probably didn’t wanna see Stephen possibly die on her wedding day, pretending like you don’t care so much, Christine 😏

(When can Nick finally become the revengeful villain he’s supposed to be??)

Women fangirling for Stephen (same Marvel, same, accurate)

Stephen hiding Defender Strange’s body and implying that he’s done this before….wha….what do you mean Stephen??!! 🤔😳

Wanda officially losing her mind but the WandaVision theme though! 👀😱

(Why does everyone seem to have weird sexual tension with Stephen? I get it but… 😆)

Wong keeps reminding Stephen that he’s the Sorcerer Supreme 😆

I literally thought Wanda was a Sorceress, just more advanced and self-taught, it was cool to learn that sorcery & witchcraft are 2 different things

I honestly liked seeing more of Kamar-Taj and all the people and their different jobs, also seeing people from different Sanctums too was pretty cool

Wanda was genuinely kind of scary and cool, but also I was thinking “did you not learn anything from your WandaVision experience??”

America & Stephen going through the different Multiverses was awesome, also the animated one!! (The music in the scene oddly reminded me of Peter Porker’s world in Spider-Verse)

Stephen freakin throwing up! 😆😆

America thinking all food is free 😆

Stephen’s significant memory of Christine 😩🥲

America literally shipping Christine & Stephen 🤗🤗💖

Mordo still being a jerk and drugging America and Stephen 😞

Stephen seeing Variant Christine and also being in love with her

Stephen being sassy towards the Illuminati, the Illuminati literally sucking and being horrible and pretty much covering up Variant Stephen’s death, they literally all got killed by Wanda, so they ain’t so great

Someone in my theatre audible said “oh my god!” at one of the death scenes 😆😂

I really feel bad for Variant Christine cause she lost her Stephen, and was probably super devastated when he didn’t come back

Stephen egging on Variant Mordo so if could escape 😆😉

Their fight was very good though

The minimal jump scares in this film, kinda really did scare me

The key to the door to get to the Book of Vishanti being Stephen’s watch was 😩🥲

The Book of Vishanti world was super beautiful, amazing VFX

It was dumb that the Book was destroyed though, cause isn’t it like, important to the future of Doctor Strange?????….

Sinister Strange was kinda very creepy and weird and I didn’t like him, also I don’t like the 3rd eye effect, it’s just weird and kinda gross

The Donna mention!! 😱🥲

The Music fight was cool though

Christine watching over Stephen when he dreamwalks was sweet and I’m glad her Stephen taught her how to use everything, she’s badass!

The Souls of the Damned or whatever they were called, I honestly thought they were cool and also creepy

Glad Wong wasn’t killed by Wanda, also was that Sara lady supposed to be Wong’s like love interest??? That’s what it felt like, but then she died so…..

Wanda taking over her Variant’s body was honestly a creepy scene but I loved it, also is Wanda just a single mom in her alternate universe???

Stephen talking to America in his dead form shouldn’t have been as funny as I thought it was, we have this serious scene and you have this one character who’s basically a zombie, and they’re having this deep meaningful conversation 😆😆

Stephen’s freakin horrible comeback to Wanda in Zombie form, I forgot what it was but like “you’ll have to do more to kill me, to kill me this time” or something and then it shows Christine hearing him say that and she’s like 😳 made me laugh 😆

America’s powers are honestly very cool

I don’t think Wanda died, cause she’s gonna have her own solo movie

Stephen and Variant Christine’s conversation, (I’ll go more in depth into that, it could be explaining what will happen in their future)

Him saying he loves her, he loves her in every universe 😩😩🥲 and Christine crying (I cried too!!!)

Stephen bowing to Wong and accepting him as Sorcerer Supreme 🤗🥲

America better become Stephen’s successor in the future, since Wong says she’s so much like Stephen when he first arrived at Kamar-Taj, I hope if she does, she also uses/gains Stephen’s wink technique 😆 her looking up to Stephen now and Stephen being like how the Ancient One was for him when he first started 😩😩🥲🥲

Stephen fixing his watch, but looking genuinely happy about fixing it!! 🤗🤗

The whole ending with Stephen getting the 3rd eye was so painful to watch! (I also have a theory about this scene and the mid-credits scene, that I will post)

The Clea scene…yeah I already know

I didn’t even watch the end credits scene, heard it was dumb, I just left 😆

I can’t wait for the 3rd movie tbh! 🎉🎉 hope we don’t have to wait 6 years for it too…. 🥲

General just like, filmmaking stuff I liked or found funny

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People saying that Sam Raimi making this film was a bad idea, like I get where they’re coming from cause his filmmaking can be kind of cringey, cheesy and over the top, but watching the film I kinda liked it, it made me feel like I was watching an old movie or something from the 60’s/70’s and that honestly fits very well since the Doctor Strange comics came out in the late 60’s early 70’s

The random guitar riff that would pop up in the music at random times, was making me laugh 😆

The horror aspects were actually pretty good and actually kinda terrified me

Ben is a damn good actor, he can pretty much do anything

#ds mom spoilers #doctor strange multiverse of madness spoilers #doctor strange spoilers #doctor strange 3 #save rachel #christine palmer #stephen strange #wanda maximoff #bring rachel back

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