Espio, laying in bed: Get out of my room
Charmy, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room
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Vector: We need to open this locked door. Espio, give me your credit card.
Espio: Here.
Vector, pocketing it: Thanks. Charmy, break down the door.
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Ok, after sending in my laptop in for repairs 3 times I think I can finally and safely say that I'm back, so without further ado lets roll the quotes. As always I hope you enjoy.
SDFHFJDKSHFKDHGKJHDKJFJFLDGJFHGDLS ALL OF THESE ARE GOLDEN
The Ring Bear got me 😂😂
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(The Chaotix are in the middle of an interrogation)
Suspect: What do you want?
Charmy: *yanks out cattle prod* We'll ask the questions, scumbag!
Vector: Charmy!!
Charmy: Just give me an excuse, punk!
Vector: Charmy, c'mon!
*Vector and Espio drag Charmy away. Charmy is still yelling threats*
Vector: Charmy, what the heck was that?!?
Charmy: Oh, I thought we were doing "Good Cop, Bad Cop"
Espio: Who were you, "Dangerously Unstable Cop"?!? And why do you have a cattle prod?
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Vector: *pulls on the door handle*
Vector: “Guys! The doors locked!”
Knuckles: *fighting Badniks with Mighty* “I know!”
Mighty: “Then unlock it!”
Espio: “Where’s the key?”
Charmy: *comes flying in* “The key’s gone!!”
Knuckles: “NEVERMIND THE DAMN KEY, JUST UNLOCK THE DOOR!”
Vector: “I CANT. UNLOCK. THE DOOR. WITHOUT. THE KEY!!!”
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Espio, absent minded: You're my fire...
Charmy, on pure instinct: The one desire... *Vector looks up his newspaper*
Silver: Believe when I say... *Vector starts smiling*
Gold: I want it that way...
Vector, eyes glistering as point to them like a conductor: TELL ME WHY!
Them: Ain't nothing but a heartache.
Vector: TELL ME WHY!
Them: Ain't nothing but a mistake.
Vector, pointing to Blaze: Now number five.
Blaze, looking away but not less in-tune: Never wanna hear you say...
Them all: I want it that way.
Vector: WOAHH
*They keep going the music*
Vanilla, who was about to knock the door when heard the first "TELL ME WHY!": Cream, Cheese, Chocola, G-merl... That will be our family soon.
Vector, muffled by the door: ...NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY!!
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Charmy: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Shadow: Of all the-what club?
Espio: The hating Shadow club.
Shadow: ...The f#%&? I should be the leader of that club!
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Vector: "He must have drow-"
Charmy: "It looks like he died trying to drink this entire swimming pool!"
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Knuckles: Hello, people who don't live here.
Team Dark, Chaotix, Vanilla, Cream, Sonic, Amy, & Tails: Hi
Knuckles: I told you to come to Angel Island for emergencies only!
Amy: We ran out of fresh fruit.
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espio: i swear, charmy could murder someone and not get in trouble
vector: charmy murdered someone? can’t say i approve but at least he’s trying new things
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Espio: Damn, the power went out
Charmy: Don’t worry, I got this!
Charmy: *shakes rapidly and starts to glow*
Espio: What
Charmy: I swallowed a glow stick!
Espio, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Espio: Hey Vector...
Vector: Yes?
Espio: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Vector:
Vector: Where’s Charmy?
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*Thump noise*
Vector, from the other room: What happened?!
Espio: Charmy’s shirt fell.
Vector: Why was it loud?
Espio: It had him inside.
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Espio: "I think I need a hug..."
Charmy: "Oh, it’s a good thing I'm hug shaped!"
*45 minutes later*
Espio: "You... you can let go now."
Charmy: "No, I absolutely cannot."
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vector, looking up at the agency's second story window: hey, toss me my keys!
charmy: okay! [CRASH.SFX]
vector: i said KEYS
charmy: i thought you said printer!
vector:
vector: WHY THE HECK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-
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