"Chip?"

And also it was a friday night, and Vortexx was still airing on that time and i wanted to watch Sonic X and Yu-Gi-Oh. But I can't watch Fear Factor because I'm squeamish as all hell. But yet I keep watching it... I don't know why. My fear of Leeches came from Fear Factor actually, Mostly the 2012 reboot where one of the stunts was to sit in a bathtub while someone pours a bunch of Leeches in the tub and on the person *Insert Def Leppard parody here*, then one of the people has to get the leeches off of the person's body by using their mouth, after watching that episode, I was shaking that night because my location to hang out in when I was a kid was the creek in my backyard... Imagine how I felt when my dad said that leeches were also in our creek.

Hello, I'm here to talk about Sonic's feet, okay... I know this sounds weird. But I've seen fan artists give their own interpretation of Sonic and Co's feet, some give them paw feet which is harmless and then there's the sick people out there who give them realistic feet either as a joke or worse... But the cannon design of sonic and Co's feet are not that cursed as you would think at first.

Here is 2D artwork of Big the Cat, Amy Rose laying on a beach towel, Miles Tails Prower in a swim ring, and 3D artwork of Tikal the Echidna, who all are wearing flip-flops, their feet here are blobs. Big and Tikal still have flip-flops to this day, so the blob feet are considered cannon. But you can also have the paw feet, because AOSTH, SATam, and Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Shadow in the movie verse have the pawed feet. So it's okay to think of Sonic and Co's feet like that... But if you give them realistic feet, I'll set you on fire. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

Also, for an added bonus for you reading this, here's some adorable concept art of a chao riding a car.

Heatman: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Bubbleman: You left me, Flashman, and Splashwoman in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Heatman: I did that on purpose, try again.

Bubbleman: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Flashman: Weight loss? Drink water.

Heatman: Clear skin? Drink water.

Splashwoman: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Shadow, driving: When you're a child, car rides are so relaxing. But when you grow up and learn to drive, you realize that it's just a bunch of idiots driving death machines... And they don't hit each other... With sheer luck...

Sonic, holding the grab handle: Thank you Shadow, I feel so safe right now.

Bowser: What’s your biggest fear?

Mario: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Rosalina: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Luigi: Zombies.

Mario: ...

Rosalina: ...

Luigi: BUT they can open doors.

Bowser: ARE YOU-

Waluigi: Fucking.

Bowser: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Waluigi: Fucking.

Mario: IDIOT!

Luigi: …What was that?

Waluigi: Rosalina banned Bowser from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

Wario: Daisy is a strings kid. We must sacrifice her to the band gods.

Peach: Yes.

Mario: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Daisy: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Peach: What truce?

Wario: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Luigi: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

Wario: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Peach: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Daisy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Mario: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Luigi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Patton: Hard...

Remus: Soft...

Patton: Aged...

Remus: Sharp...

*Cuts to Patton and Remus with a bunch of hard, soft, aged and sharp cheese*

Patton: CHEESE!

Remus: PENIS!

*Patton looks at remus while smiling nervousily*

That's literally me when I talk to my family relatives and friends that aren't cool about Sega and Nintendo related stuff or talk about how Marie is the greatest thing to come out of Splatoon.

I should just avoid conversations 💬

Right after "cup", and "ball" we have "phone".

Iris: Hey, Zero, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Zero: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Iris: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Zero: Can't really say I have.

Iris: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Zero: Sorry, Iris. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

X: Christmas is cancelled.

Vile: You can't cancel a holiday.

X: Keep it up, Vile, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Vile: What does that mean?

X: Zero, take New Year's away from Vile.

Bass, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Bass: THERE. Now send it.

Protoman:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Bass: JUST DO IT!

*later*

Megaman: So what does it say?

Roll, reading the letter: They say He's going to "lick my...."

Megaman:

Roll:

Megaman: Gross-