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Hey, all you wonderful women and fabulous moms! Sit back, pour yourself a cup of whatever (whether it's coffee, wine, or a protein shake), and get ready for a giggle because today was one for the books.

The Soapy Saga Begins

Imagine, you're feeling great, just finished your stationary bike workout, and you're vibing off your afternoon TruVy shake. The house is unusually quiet, and you think to yourself, "Could it be? A peaceful day ahead?"

Girl, don't kid yourself. Mother's intuition kicks in: *It’s too quiet.*

I walk towards Raelynn’s room, and I see it — the unforgiving FLOOD! Forget spa day; this is more like an unexpected adventure in indoor water sports.

Raelynn’s Soapy Experiment

Door swings open and—WOWZA!—it's like Niagara Falls had a baby and it decided to live in my daughter's room. There's Raelynn, standing in a puddle, clutching her Barbie like it's a life raft.

"Mommy, Barbie needed a bath!" she says with the cutest, most innocent look on her face.

"A bath?" I repeat, my eyes darting between her and the lake she’s created. "Honey, this isn't a bath; it’s a monsoon!"

Cleanup on Aisle Raelynn

So, there we are, my mom, Raelynn, and I, towels in hand, tackling her newly-formed 'Barbie Lagoon.' It was messy, it was soggy, but it was nothing compared to other things we could’ve walked in to! We laughed, we slipped (ok, maybe that was just me), and we transformed that flood zone back into a livable space.

Life Lessons and Laughter

Here's the deal, mamas: Motherhood is unpredictable. One minute you're a health queen, and the next you're a crisis manager dealing with indoor floods. And guess what? That's totally okay.

So let’s toast to the unpredictable, the messy, and the moments that give us those forehead wrinkles we pretend we don’t have. Keep living that mom life like the rockstars you are. When in doubt, wine it out! 🍷

Till our next mom-venture, keep slaying and stay slightly soggy!

XOXO,

Annie 💕

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Life would be so much easier if there were 2 of me.

Wow! I just noticed I passed 500 followers!! 🎉Thank you so much. This geeky gal sure feels the love. 😍 So many new faces, so I guess I should introduce myself. I haven't done that for a while. :) . . I'm Christine Schmidt, the face & hands (and sometimes brain - depending on my coffee ☕ intake) behind Urban Evergreen. My family & I live and play in a small "city" in North Saskatchewan, surrounded by farmland and the northern boreal forest. 🌲I'm a tie-dyed geek, DIY fan, and fabric hoarder. 🥰 . . I've been spending more time than usual tucked right here into this sewing corner making masks for local folks, and geeky gear for my other "not-so-secret" secret identity @geeky_tendencies. I'll be back in the waxing studio again soon making bright, bold, beautiful wraps for you to wrap up your tasty garden produce. . . I've got some very special limited edition wraps coming up for June and July. I can hardly wait to show you. . . . . . #urbanevergreen #meetthemaker #fabulousfriday #friyayvibes #chaoscoordinator #coffeepowered #bookaholic #diyreusablewraps #sewinggeek #makingmasks #womanentrepreneurs #girlbosslife #lifeisshortbreaktherules #livinglifeincolor #boldnotboring (at Meadow Lake, Saskatchewan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAybyfrH4Rs/?igshid=d4nhw5mkmke2

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A month into the year! How many resolutions have you broken? How many goals have you smashed? Or have you stayed in hibernation for a while? Have you tiptoed into the year? I’ve had a hop & a skip then a bit of a fall into the year if I’m honest. But today is a new month, a new moon and thanks to some friends yesterday it’s time to pull up them big girl pants and get back on it. So let me hear your goals, plans & could dos for the month ahead. Let me know where you are stuck, what you need help with. #february #motherhoodmentor #motherhood #newmonth #motherhoodunplugged #chaoscoordinator #twinmum #memoriesinthechaos https://www.instagram.com/p/CZbRp2As-zU/?utm_medium=tumblr

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