Cynthia: I've got a new game. It's called Wallace or Rock. I give you real things I've heard Steven say and you have to tell me if he was talking to his husband or a rock.
Wallace:
Steven: I don't think I like this game.
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*Ethan playing basketball*
Ethan: *points at you* this is for you, babe
Ethan: *shoots basket and completely misses*
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{Pokémon/ roommate Au: R/n just got out of the shower realizes she left her laundry in the living room.]
R/n: [From the bathroom:] Hello? Are you guys back yet?
[When there is no answer, R/n rushes out of the bathroom in just a towel and grabs her housecoat out of the basket drops her towel. then the front door opens R/n hugs her coat to her body, just as Ghost walks in, he does a double take and gapes, while Soap is stunned.]
R/n: Well go on, turn your heads.
[R/n turns round to change. The two men turn around to face the door, however, Soap does a full circle and is staring back at R/n. Ghost puts a stop to it and turns him back around just before R/n can catch him..]
R/n: *finished changing* Okay.
[They turn back around to see R/n wearing a t-shirt and shorts.]
R/n: So, I guess you've had some excitement tonight.
[Ghost is blushing under his mask, when he sees R/n is unknowingly wearing one of his T-shirts.(Soap snuck it into her laundry, he’s trying play match maker)]
Soap: Well I won’t say exciting, It was just an average day at work...
R/n: Oh C’mon, stop joking around. tell me how it went, what happened?
{Ghost and Soap look at her bemused}
Soap: How did what happen?
R/n: The battle?
Ghost: What battle?
R/n: Th-The battle wit-- What? Are you guys saying you didn’t battle Leon?
Soap: Leon?
Ghost: Ya mean that wasn't a joke?!
[That’s how Soap and Ghost learned that Leon the former champion of Galar had toured their base's battle facility! And that they totally missed an opportunity to battle him! They thought everyone was having a go with them! Luckily R/n still had Leon’s contact Info from when they were a Gym leader, she called him up and the two challenged Soap and Ghost the battle base! ]
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Diantha: What do you think about Steven?
Wallace: He licks rocks.
Wallace: I like that in a man.
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