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tedlassosource · 11 months
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THE LASSO WAY. THE RICHMOND WAY.
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blairwaldcrf · 1 year
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Hold on, actually. Colin. We do care. When I was growing up back in Kansas City I had a buddy named Stevie Jewel. Now he was a huge Denver Broncos fan, but we were all growing up smack dab in the middle of Chief's country, so he used to catch a lot of guff for it. But me? I told him it didn't affect the way I felt about him at all. I told him that I 'didn't care'. And I didn't. But then he had to watch back to back superbowls all by himself [...] The next year he did the same thing all by himself. He must have thought it was good luck or something, I don't know. Because I wasn't there. 'Cause I "didn't care". But I should have cared, you know? I should have supported him. I should've been at his house both those years.
TED LASSO - 3X09
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lunar-years · 5 months
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best seat in the office
TEDEPENDENT ft. Mostly Beard But Also Roy
Rated: E - Chapters: (3/6)
Trent has many problems (chronically low self-esteem, deeply hopeless crush on co-worker, being helplessly attracted to said co-worker) and the bizarre lack of chairs ain't one. He can just sit on his desk—he's sat in stranger places. That is, until Ted somewhat jokingly offers his lap as a replacement. Trent immediately falls off the desk.
CURRENTLY PUBLISHED:
(The Crack Chapter; ft Smut) There's Only One Chair
(The Smut Chapter; ft Angst) Trent Is Not Fine
(The Angst Chapter; ft Crack) The Pain of Wanting
Up next: Uh Oh, It's The Ted Lasso Interlude!
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willalove75 · 1 year
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New Girl on the Pitch Ch. 2 Lunch with the Boss
Pairing: Rebecca Welton x f!reader
Summary: Your friend Keeley brings you in as the team's social media manager, Rebecca is impressed, in more ways than one.
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Warnings: 18+ minors DNI
Tags: flirty, fluff, slow burn
Notes: Chapter 2
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Your first week was anything but easy, the teams social media accounts were a mess. You spent half of your first week weeding through trolls, bots and angry fans. You've dealt with negativity and navigating hateful comments with other brands socials, but this was the worst you've ever seen. To make things worse, some journalist, Trent Crimm, was sniffing around on your second day asking you about the socials and how the team was dealing with the negativity. As far as you know, more than half of the team doesn't even follow Richmond's social media accounts, it wasn't a good look. You're hoping you were able to make yourself, and the team, look better by telling him your plan to come up with some campaigns to improve the teams social media presence which will, hopefully, ward off the hate comments.
When Trent was talking to you, you did notice Rebecca slow down as she walked past your office. Out of the corner of your eye you saw that she was looking at you with a smirk on her face, which made you even more nervous than you already were.
You were pretty positive at this point that she was checking you out, the few interactions you did have with her over the past week had a very subtle, flirty undertone to them. She was a mystery to you, even when she seemed to be flirting with you, she still seemed so, cold? You want to know what's under that tough, exterior but it seems impenetrable still.
"BOO!"
"OH MY GOD"
Keeley bursts into your office and scares the crap out of you as she laughs hysterical
"Holy shit dude you scared the shit out of me!!"
"Heheh good! Now come on we're going to lunch!"
She spins away as you grab your stuff and follow behind her. You walk towards the double doors and you see Rebecca standing there, looking at her phone. Damn, this woman was so good looking. Her tight dress hugs every curve on her body perfectly, her red bottomed heels accentuate her long, toned legs. Your eyes move along her body stopping at her ass. Man, does this woman have a great ass, and wide, round hips to go with it. It's crazy to you how well this dress shows off her perfect hourglass figure. You take note of her tiny waist, all you want to do is wrap your arms around it and rest your head on her full chest. The deep V neck of her shirt reveals just enough of her soft skin to make you want to drool, she has the best tits you've ever seen on a woman. She's still looking down at her phone, her long, slender fingers tapping away at the screen. You're envious of her sharp jawline, her softly curled hair tucked behind her ear that's decorated with a simple, pretty pair of dangling earrings. Her lips perfectly plump, they look so kissable. You look up to her eyes, a beautiful shade of green, they're staring down at the screen, unnoticing you and Keeley walking towards her.
"Rebecca!!" Keeley shouts as we walk closer. Her head quickly turns and your eyes meet hers, a small smile crosses her face, you smile back. Something about her seems different, like a little of her coldness melted away.
"I asked y/n to tag along with us!" Keeley says excitedly
"Very well then, shall we go?" Rebecca says happily. You're a little surprised at her tone, you expected her to sound annoyed or irritated that you were crashing their lunch date, but she seems happy about it, or at least unbothered.
The three of you walk out of the building.
"My driver will take us" Rebecca says, walking towards her car.
"Yes! Now we can all get drunk!" Keeley jokes, although you and Rebecca both know Keeley well enough to know she's only half joking.
The three of you climb into the back seat of the car, you end up sitting in the middle between Rebecca and Keeley. You've never been this close to Rebecca before and you start to feel a little anxious. You get a whiff of her perfume, it's as beautiful as it is intoxicating. The scent calms your nerves as you all make small talk on the way to the restaurant.
The car makes a sharp, unexpected turn that tosses the three of you around in the back seat. You get thrown into Rebecca, almost landing into her lap. Your hand ends up on her thigh when you try to stop yourself and you immediately scramble back into your spot.
"OI!" Rebecca yells. Fear shoots through you for a second, thinking she's yelling at you; you quickly realize she's yelling at her driver and you relax.
"Apologies ladies" her driver says "This fuckin' twat thinks he's the only bloke on the road."
Rebecca looks at you and puts a hand on you leg. Your heart begins to beat harder and faster. You start to feel a wetness between your legs.
"You okay love?"
"Uh, yeah thanks, sorry. Are you?"
"No apologies necessary. And yes, I'm fine" She says with a smile that makes you want to melt.
Her hand lingers on your leg for a few seconds longer and she slowly slides it off of you. Your heart continues to pound as your thoughts start swirling once again. "Is she into me?" "How can she be into me?" "Fuck she's my BOSS" "Damnit she smells so good" "shit I want her so bad" as the wetness between your legs grows.
You pull up to the restaurant and the three of you get out, Keeley opens the door and you follow behind her, you turn your head to make sure Rebecca is in the door before you let go of it and you catch her eyes looking down at your ass. Her eyes snap up and meet yours. They have the same intensity as usual, but this time you see a hint of lust in her eyes. You flash a quick smile and continue to follow Keeley.
The three of you are seated in a corner booth in the back of the room. Keeley gets in on one side and Rebecca slides in next to her. You go to the other side when you're stopped.
"Keeley slide down" Rebecca says, making room for you to sit next to her as she pats the seat next to her. You sit down and look over at Keeley, who has a big smile on her face and gives you a wink. You roll your eyes at her and look at the menu.
The waitress comes over to take your orders, you each place your orders and the waitress turns to leave
"Oh wait one more thing!" Keeley says "we're gonna get a round of mimosas!"
"We are?" Rebecca says coyly.
"Hell yeah! It's almost the end of the week and we're not driving!"
"Dude, it's Wednesday" you say with as both you and Rebecca laugh.
"Oh whatever!" Keeley turns back to the waitress "three mimosas please!"
Your drinks come out pretty quickly and you guys chat about the team, about Ted, and basically all things Richmond. By the time your food comes out the mimosas are finished and the waitress asks if you wanted a round two.
Rebecca orders a white wine instead and you and Keeley order the same.
After the wine comes out the conversation slowly begins to shift from work to life. Keeley starts talking about Jamie and is complaining about something stupid he had done.
"Well Keeley" Rebecca starts to say "Jamie's just-"
"Fucking immature" you blurt out.
Rebecca and Keeley look at you, a little surprised.
"Well I was going to say 'young' but that's also appropriate" she says with a giggle.
Seeing Rebecca loosen up is nice, the icy exterior seems to melt away with every sip of wine she takes. Somehow she's even prettier when she's relaxed, you notice for the first time how her eyes sparkle when she laughs, and how the laugh lines she has around her mouth and eyes accentuates her bright smile.
You start sharing stories, Keeley talks about some party she went to in Ibiza, Rebecca talks about a wonderful vacation she went on to the south of France, and you share stories from college and one particularly wild party you and your friends threw at your on campus house you lived in. This one party in particular was a rager, you tell them how one of your friends tried to ride your roommates bike down the basement steps, and how someone else fell off of the balcony into the bushes.
"Who the hell did that?!" Keeley asks laughing
"Chris" you say flatly
"Oh" Keeley says, finishing off her wine
"Who's Chris?" Rebecca turns to ask you with a raised eyebrow.
You look into her eyes and look away
"A fucking asshole."
"Yeah, he's the one who convinced y/n to move here with him and then broke up with her and started dating this hot Italian model" Keeley
"You mean the Italian model he cheated on me with, then left me for" you say bitterly "she's just fine looking" you lie to yourself
"Is she really fine or do you just not want her to be hot?" Keeley pries
"Of course I don't want her to be hot! I mean she is, she's really fucking hot" you say, Rebecca looks at you with a bit of a surprised look on her face
"You know she's actually really fucking ugly" Keeley says
"She absolutely is" Rebecca chimes in
Caught off guard you look at Rebecca "do you know her?"
"Nope" Rebecca says, finishing her wine "but I don't have to, I had to deal with a fucking asshole of my own recently. I get it."
Rebecca pats your leg in support. You expect her to pull away but she leaves her hand on your leg, you feel your panties get wet again. You lean your legs into hers, you feel her lean back into you. A small smile comes across your face that you try to hide.
Rebecca pays the bill and the three of you head back to the car. You pile in, with you in the middle once more. Rebecca leans her legs into yours. The three of you keep chatting and Keeley says something fresh, as usual. Rebecca reaches her arm behind you to pinch Keeley. Instead of pulling her arm away, she leaves it across the back seat. You feel her twirl your hair between her fingers.
"Your hair is so soft, y/n, it's so pretty" Rebecca says.
"Yeah I meant to ask you this, who does your hair?" Keeley asks
"Uh, I haven't gotten it done since I left home actually"
"Oh you have to get it done before the charity ball this weekend!" Keeley exclaims "I'll take you to my favorite place!"
"Sure, thanks Keels!"
The three of you get back to Richmond and head inside
"We HAVE to do this again! This was so much fun!" Keeley exclaims
"We certainly do" Rebecca says
"Oh definitely!" You say
The three of you begin to part ways, Keeley starts walking away when you notice Rebecca is staring at you. You look up at her and she gives you a wink and heads off towards her office. Your heart skips a beat and you feel a pulse shoot down to your center.
Higgins runs up to her
"Oh Ms. Welton, I wanted to know if-"
"No." She cuts him off, in her usual, icy tone.
"Oh, okay, uh" Higgins says as he walks behind her
"Don't follow me" she says coldly
"Right uh, I actually have to go this way anyway" as he turns down a random hall.
You're pretty convinced that she did that for two reasons, first, because she genuinely doesn't like Higgins, for whatever reason; and secondly, so you could have a clear view of her ass as she walks away.
You head back to your office and sit at your desk. You notice that you guys were gone for over two hours and your day is almost over. You think back on the afternoon and remember talking about Chris, god that piece of shit can ruin your mood even when he's not there. You remember Rebecca telling you she had her own version of Chris, and you vaguely remember seeing something in the paper about her. You decide to look her up and you read all about Rupert and what he did to her. "Well no fucking shit no wonder why she's icy" you think to yourself "what Chris did to me was bad enough, if he did to me what Rupert did to her, I'd want the whole fucking world to burn."
The day ends and you pack up your things and head out. Rebecca's car begins to pull away as it slows down and stops next to you, the back window rolls down and you see Rebecca smiling at you.
"Y/n, you are coming to the charity ball this weekend, right?" Rebecca asks you with a smile
"Oh yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world!"
"Good, will you be needing a plus one?"
"Uh, no, I'm good, thank you though"
She jots something down into her notebook and looks back at you with a smile "Have a great night"
"You too"
You give a quick wave as Rebecca shoots you a wink and the car pulls away.
"Oh shit" you think to yourself "I need something to wear"
You pull out your phone and call Keeley
"Keels, I just realized, I don't have anything to wear to the charity ball this weekend!"
Keeley squeals on the other end as you wince and pull the phone away from your ear. Keely is talking a mile a minute and asks "Where are you? I'm coming to get you right now!!" You tell her you're just leaving work and she says "Okay stay right there!”
The lines goes dead and a minute later you hear a car squealing as you turn and see Keeley peeling into the parking lot. She pulls up next to you
“SHOPPING TRIP!!!!” She squeals as you jump into the car. She peels out and you two are off to fine the perfect dress for the ball.
~~~ part 3 will be posted soon ~~~
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thetarttfuldickhead · 10 months
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Is Trent Crimm deeply disappointed that he missed the whole locker room scene where the team airs their “stop hogging Jamie” grievances or deeply relieved? On the one hand, reporter instincts for a good story, on the other hand his own morals would never let him put it I the book, massive (reporter/writer) blue balls.
re: Jamie Hogging Ask- some days ago on the Colin/Jamie post, you mentioned that you'd daydreamed out a bit of an AU where Jamie ended up dating a whole section of the team on some sort of rotation schedule. I assume that there was some dramatic locker room scene where they all hashed out that they felt it was unfair that only Colin on the team got to date him. I assume Trent was no longer hanging around the locker rooms at this point (but who knows, he may be a fixture now. also it could be mid season 3 when this all goes down, idk). But he still has the instinct to know when a really good/interesting story is around. On the one hand, he knows his conscience won't let him publish the level of ridiculousness that Richmond can sink to. On the other hand, it would be really really funny to write a whole chapter on the way that this was negotiated out, and also that a google calendar/groupchat was created specifically for coordinating who gets to monopolize Jamie and when.
Ooh, love the way you think, nonny!
If Trent weren’t around for all that he’d be massively disappointed, I think. Yes, as a (former) journalist he’s driven to share the truth, but I think he’s even more driven to know the truth. He can keep quiet when he has to – see: Colin kissing Michael – but realizing he’s missed out on Something Good? Ah, no, that’ll drive him nuts.
But now that you’ve suggested it, I am convinced he was there. Admittedly, in my head this whole thing goes down quite some time after the S3 finale, but that’s not a problem! Even though the book’s both written and published, I’m sure Trent finds plenty of reasons to stop by Nelson Road for a visit. He’s a Diamon Dog now, right? Gotta drop in for the weekly barking session! (Ted Zooms in sometimes, which is always a treat.) Besides, Trent grew very fond of the whole team while he was there, and though he gets most of the gossip from Colin – they obviously stay in touch, Trent knows all about the Jamie situation – he still wants to hear the coaches’ takes on everything that goes on, hang out with the rest of the lads for a bit. So, yeah, he’s there.
I think he might write the chapter, actually – knowing full well he can’t ever publish it, but needing to put it down even so. Get it out of his system, somehow. Also, it gives him a chance to indulge in all the (affectionate!) sarcastic and wry little comments he dutifully left out of the actual book!
Say Trent’s showed up one morning before practise while everyone’s getting changed and let’s say Roy shows up with Jamie and sort of hand him over to Colin and Colin and Jamie start enthusiastically making plans for the evening and maybe it’s Jan Maas who notes that “It’s not actually fair Roy and Colin both get to date Jamie when no one else does.”
As Roy stares at him incredulously and Dani pipes up. “I agree with Jan. It makes me happy to see you together, but it also makes me sad”, Trent’s spidersense is not only tingling but absolutely exploding and he discreetly pulls out his notebook and start jotting things down as fas as he can while the room unravels before his very eyes:
JT says he’s willing to date anyone who wants to date him, if OK with RK, KJ & CH. They are.
Explicitly wants in: Jan Maas, Dani Rojas, Jeff Goodman, Paul Reynolds, Bhargava, Sasha Kukoč.
Suspect might want in but didn’t say: Potentially everybody but Sam, but especially Arlo Dixon and Martin de Maat.  
Bumbercatch volunteers to sort out a calender & group chat bc better if it’s someone who doesn’t want to date Jamie, make sure it’s fair.
CH pleased MB doesn’t want to date JT?
McAdoo claims first date even though he doesn’t actually want to date Jamie, bc his right & duty as captain to make sure it’s ok for everyone else. JT: “What? The fuck do you mean, why wouldn’t it be ok?” IM: “I’m the captain, and I say this is happening.” JT: “Fine, but you’re taking me somewhere fancy and you’re paying.” IM: “Just to be clear, we’re not having sex.” JT: “This is the worst date I’ve ever been on and we haven’t even been yet.”
JT questions why Sam doesn’t want in on the schedule and seems offended on principal when SO explains that JT is his best friend and not some one he wants to date. JT pouts until SO offers to take him out on friend dates.
Cockburn also wants to go on friend dates with JT.
Brief but heated discussion if friend dates & boyfriend dates should be different schedueles and if it’s OK to sign up for both. CH’s attempts to question how friend dates is different from just being friend and hanging out from time to time is shut down.
Tom O’Brien wants to know if he can sign up for a date with Jamie, Keeley and Roy. RK stares at him for 1 good minute before saying “No.”
Discussion about the etiquette of not wearing Jamie out if he’s scheduled to have another date soon after your date with him.
JG: But we don’t have to check in with everyone else if we want to sleep with him, right? RK: You better fucking check in with him. B: I don’t think I want to know what anyone else is doing. JM: Yeah, that’d be weird. JT: I don’t think anyone else should get to decide if I have sex with someone or not. RK: *clears his throat meaningfully* JT: I mean, as long as Roy and Keeley and Colin don’t mind.
That’s just the first page of Trent’s notes, btw, they go on for like four more, practice is delayed by at least an hour. Keeley follows the whole thing on video call (obvs they had to run it by her before handing Jamie out to everyone who wants a piece). Rebecca stops by, blinks once and then nopes the hell out of this madness. Nate wonder if he ought to sign up for a date with Jamie, if everyone else is doing it, but he doesn’t think Jade would approve.
Colin can’t quite let go of the notion that maybe this means he could date Bumbercatch, Roy questions his sanity every other second, and Jamie is living his best life (and is delighting in the fact that the next time he sees Roy and Keeley, they are going to make very sure Jamie knows where he ultimately belongs).
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ao3feed-tedlasso · 5 months
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best seat in the office
https://ift.tt/DwWkdzy by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium) Trent has many problems (chronically low self-esteem, deeply hopeless crush on co-worker, being helplessly attracted to said co-worker) and the bizarre lack of chairs ain't one. He can just sit on his desk—he's sat in stranger places. That is, until Ted somewhat jokingly offers his lap as a replacement. Trent immediately falls off the desk. Words: 5367, Chapters: 2/6, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Trent Crimm, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Roy Kent Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso, Coach Beard & Trent Crimm, Coach Beard & Ted Lasso, Coach Beard & Trent Crimm & Ted Lasso Additional Tags: Fluff and Smut, Humor, Sexual Fantasy, which includes!!!!, Office Sex, Riding, Semi-Public Sex, Desk Sex, Creampie, Rough Sex, and most damning of all........, Kissing, trents low self esteem makes an appearance. my god man, Trans Trent Crimm, Wet Dream, Lil Bit Of Embarrassment, crack? is this crack? i think it is., Crack, you've heard of 'there's only one bed' now get ready fooor!, There's Only One Chair., lmao !, "Platonic" Lap-Sitting, Gay Trent Crimm, Bisexual Ted Lasso, Autistic Trent Crimm, Exasperated Roy Kent, Roy Kent Putting Up With All This Shit, tonal whiplash. my style, ch1 is crack and humor and silliness, with a hint of horny., ch2 is all horny baby! and then whats that comin over the hill, is it a monster? is it a monster? no it's angst, ch 3: pining. angst. sadness, Pining, Not Actually Unrequited Love, ch 4: fluff romance love, Getting Together, Happy Ending, and some silliness. it all comes full circle, audhd trent for the WIN!!!!, Neurodivergent Trent Crimm, trent's demisexual and he has no fucking idea, ok the ch count in the prev tags is wrong. but only 4 onward, bc there are now two interludes in between 3 and what was 4, okay well this is kind of a mess as a whole and i hate it but that's fine, i have ch 1-5 written, and 6 is on the way but i need to go to bed rn, or i'll die source https://archiveofourown.org/works/51707599 November 20, 2023 at 07:32AM
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tedlassosource · 1 year
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TED LASSO 3.06 “Sunflowers”
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tedlassosource · 1 year
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trent crimm + catching the water bottle in 3x07 — requested by @gentlesleaze​​
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🌷 favorite sweet quote from a published work
I like Trent Crimm the cool, confident reporter, and I like Trent Crimm the excitable, dorky novelist. I like you when you’re a nerd, when you’re a dad, when you’re a Roomba who can’t quite turn off reporter mode.
-- from ch 3 of "ink sunset" (part of a letter from ted to trent)
🍒 favorite sweet quote from a wip
Regardless, here he was. Lying back, comfortable, with Trent’s face buried in his chest, breathing deep and even and peaceful. He was a warm, solid weight, his hair loose and pretty much everywhere. It was nice, sleeping with someone again. In the most literal sense, that was. And it was nice, having Trent—Trent Crimm, Independent—asleep and trusting in his arms, genuinely comfortable sleeping on his chest.
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ao3feed-tedlasso · 5 months
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https://ift.tt/1rf6bwH by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium) A collection of snippets from my Ted Lasso sideblog. Some are just unfinished snippets I'll probably never add to, some might be from prompts/ask games. MOST RECENT: 1: Rebecca casts a quick little spell on her irritating new gaffer, and it goes... weirdly. (Tedpendent) 2: Trent, under the right circumstances, is a biter. Shockingly, it's not a sex thing. (Tedpendent) 3: "I can't believe Roy Kent is your sugar daddy," his ex-wife says, and he flings an aptly named throw pillow at her. Which she dodges with a cackle. (RoyTrent) Words: 7351, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Trent Crimm, Ted Lasso, Rebecca Welton, Trent Crimm's Daughter, Trent Crimm's Father, Trent Crimm's Mother, Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife, Roy Kent, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso) Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso, Rebecca Welton & Ted Lasso, Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Daughter, Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Parents, Trent Crimm & Roy Kent, Trent Crimm/Roy Kent, Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife Additional Tags: ANOTHER ONE LADS, Magic Made Them Do It, kiss not sex. this time., crack treated seriously?, rebecca's evil era lgkhjh, Fluff and Humor, Autistic Trent Crimm, Neurodivergent Trent Crimm, ah the audhd urge to Bite., POV Outsider, sort of (Thats for ch 1 rip), mentioned Roy/Keeley/Jamie, biting as a love language, Crack, ambigiously post-canon fix it, Trent Crimm Needs a Hug, Friends With Benefits, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Miscommunication/Not Enough Communication, but they work it out, Trent Crimm When Will You Learn People Can Love You You Fool, Trans Trent Crimm, hes also demi but shh he hasnt figured that out yet, Mild Sexual Content, Post-Coital Cuddling, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, no flower math was done in the making of this chapter, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Oblivious Trent Crimm, Found Family, Trent Crimm Deserves Nice Things, and roy wants to give him said nice things. source https://archiveofourown.org/works/52022833 December 04, 2023 at 11:11AM
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