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celery-juice · 9 months

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what she says: I'm okay

what she means: The joy of Beelzebub and Gabriel getting together, the way Aziraphale looks at Crowley afterward. The fact that if Crowley spoke first Aziraphale would have just been more excited to share his news. That Aziraphale thought of becoming Supreme Archangel not as enforcing heaven's status quo but as a chance to reform. That he didn't assume Crowley would have to change but rather that heaven could change for Crowley. The fact that neither of those things would have happened. That Crowley heard the love of his eternal life was going to choose their mutual enemy over him AGAIN and still confessed. That the confession changed nothing.

#im so sad rn yall #i mean im laughing but im sad #good omens #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziraphale #crowly x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #celery speaks

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intrawebs · 5 months

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can we talk about the admiration in scars voice when he sees grian spawning a wither

#i think im just liveblogging rn #goodtimeswithscar #grian #secret life #life series #traffic smp #secret life spoilers #life series spoilers #scarian #desert duo #celery speaks

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celeryguy · 6 months

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Had some time for digital art yesterday so bam have Boracious! The regional bug type of my region

A Bug/Dragon type, Boracious have a ravenous appetite and can decimate large forests if hungry enough. It's powerful jaws can easily rip through steel.

It’s inspiration is the Banded Alder Beetle and the shiny is based off the Rosalia Batesi Beetle!

A couple more things about the design

I did swap out and alternated the colors from both palettes and now I’m debating if I should have it so it’s a Hippopotas situation, with the male and female having a revered color palette.

Also, this isn't shown, but Boracious has markings on the back "jaw" of its body

Something like that ^^^

I wanted to do this so it looked like a face when it clung on to objects.

I might end up changing it so that it appears that way when it's looking up instead of when it's looking downwards

#Fakemon #fake Pokémon #fake pokemon #pokemon #bug type #dragon type #celery scribbles #celery speaks #my art #forgot about read more for a moment lol

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aroace-in-space · 8 months

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I got bad news today so really sincerely thank you for the Five in these trying times, he made me smile ❤️

I am glad the tiny guy could offer you some comfort! I hope that whatever it is that is troubling you eases soon 🫂❤️

#celery speaks

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celerys0da · 7 months

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i hc that gabriel’s face is incomprehensible like you just couldn’t. recognize or see or compare anything to it.

and that in v1’s vision his face is just colourfully glitched out like busted LEDs because even its optics cant portray or capture his face

#ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #i just think the truly divine #like angels or god #wouldnt be able to have something as #human and unique as a face.#like everything else can be replicated #but not that yk #celery speaking

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incorrect-composer-quotes · 1 year

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Mozart: /saying things directly in German

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Salieri:

#composers #history #incorrect composer quotes #wolfgang amadeus mozart #antonio salieri #local celery man is confused on friend's continuous german speaking when he himself is shit in german

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celerydays · 6 months

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my tummy hurts for the second day in the row >n<

im calling it a day and making my not-husband cuddle me while we watch a disney movie :'[

#its gonna be elemental btw #its super underrated and as a child of non-native english speaking immigrants it makes me cry~#well most disney movies make me cry so #just celery things

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im-the-son-of-rage-and-lov3 · 6 months

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what is even the appeal of celery? it’s water with hair in it. hair and strings. what the fuck are negative calories?

#anti celery #<- that is a tag now i’ve decided #i speak into the void at a normal volume

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celerydragonfics · 3 months

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For the fic ask game

✿ did anything major change when you started writing His Knight in Shining Armor to when you finished?

☉ what do you do when you get stuck writing?

✿ yes! it did! i originally started that fic to just be another silly porny nonsense fic based on a cool and interesting artwork i saw on twitter and it kind of grew legs (as they often do) and i ended up giving wwx a pretty fucked up backstory and didnt really think TOO hard about how that would impact anything. i was just messing around writing stuff for me, yknow? then i started getting comments about how bad it made ppl feel and how it had affected them so i panicked a little, changed a few things, and hoped that i wouldnt get flamed 🥺 its still very fucked up tho

i think it turned out ok but i dont feel as strongly positive about that fic as i do others that ive written rip

☉ at the moment i've just been being patient with myself and accepting that im in a low-productivity phase xD i usually try to give myself space to Not think about a fic, as that often means that when i come back to it, reread the last part, i might be hit with some inspiration. i dont LIKE to force anything, and i worry that it will show through if i use brute force

ask me stuff about my fics!

#celery speaking

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quesadillayuri · 8 months

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i refuse to finish drawing my ref sheet for my qsmp oc + her egg so take this how hungry horse meme translated into latin

TRANSLATION: sign: i'm so hungry (directly translated as i am the hungriest) ... gho: how hungry?

#this took me 30 minutes #its so fucking stupid i think its so funny for no reason #also . i dont speak any foreign languages other than latin so . yippee #qsmp #qsmp ocs #i mean i say oc #but shes a self-insert for real #qsmp eggs #qsmp gho #qsmp celery #art #my art #qsmp art #qsmp fanart #quackity smp

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zylphiacrowley · 2 days

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🐹 no…. Not intimidating. To be carried gently in a pocket with carrots and celery

ty dear anon! I am a pocket Zyl! A Zyl for your pocket! :3

How intimidating am I?

#Z speaks #ask games #I will eat all the carrots.#You don't understand how much of a carrot fiend I've been recently tho lol #celery is good in soups too.

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celery-juice · 3 months

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garaks always talking in the most suspicious way possible, making the most suspicious face possible. its so funny to see him next to other cardassians, who are good at lying, and realizing his saving grace is that this motherfucker has never told the truth in his life

#elim garak #star trek ds9 #celery speaks

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intrawebs · 8 months

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absolutely love when minecraft achievements rat people out. smallishbeans getting the take aim achievement when shooting the warden in double life. kurtis conner getting the diamonds achievement when he stole from danny in the baddie smp. thats peak shit

#double life #traffic smp #smallishbeans #kurtis conner #baddie smp #please tell me more examples #celery speaks

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celeryguy · 7 months

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Clock??????

#what?????#celery speaks #I don’t remember my talking tag or if I had one—

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ssspace-cactusss · 1 month

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incredibly proud of this meal presentation i want everyone to see it immediately.

(edit: I MADE THIS POST TWO DAYS AGO AND WAS WONDERING WHY I GOT 0 NOTES BUT I STUCK IT IN MYDRAFTS HELP-)

#the log speaks #food #food tw #its mediocre as far as taste goes but by darn if i didnt make it pretty.#its a chicken leg laid atop a bed of fried rice (w soy sauce sesame oil carrots white onions celery (the shit i had in the fridge) and #various seasonings. garnished with white sesame seeds. btw.#not the best but not the worst. it is what it is ‼️‼️

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celerys0da · 5 months

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ULTRAKILL au idea…

THALASSAKILL

underwater ultrakill but not in a wrath way (ferryman...)

its not really a story related au moreso redesigns/reinterpretations. and some soma influence cause i love that game

V MODELS: robots that resemble standard diving suits. so they kinda just look like people in diving suits but a little fucked up yk. also their light comes out the round glass face of the mask like a headlight

GABRIEL: sea angel. scallop. its just a vague idea in my head but trust 🤞🤞his swords would be made of light and translucent and glowy or pearlescent

MINDFLAYER: like some weird perversion of a mermaid. something undeniably beautiful but jarringly inhuman. she probably glows as well. also she has a bunch of tentacles/tendrils/stingers that replace her headphone jacks

FILTH: gulper eel semi-humanoids or maybe angler fish

SWORDSMACHINE: some kind of crustacean creature. replace its big arm/sword with giant lobster claw anddd idk a weapon made from the remains/shell of a bigger ocean creature. cause crustaceans molt (and swords is a scraphead)

SENTRIES: seahorse looking kelp creatures. idk they can lock into the ground and shoot stuff theyre still kinda sentry shaped. maybe a bit mars rover

LEVIATHAN: some horrible combination of oarfish, kitefin sharks, nautilus, and whale bones. u get it

PRELUDE: basically the underwater parts of soma. and site upsilon and lambda.

LUST: cooooool coral reef but everything is giant and maybe black light looking….

hmu if u have any ideas or wanna see some sketches !!!

#ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #celery speaking #ultrakill v1 #ultrakill swordsmachine #ultrakill sentry #ultrakill mindflayer #celeryverse: ultrakill version #thalassakill

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