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dual-fantasy · 4 months

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you're so real. vito leaves him in the far corner with absolutely nothing near it except an ipad because theres no physical way for him to get hurt. the ipad explodes in his hands. i think just sitting in a car as it moves is too much for him. theyre desperately trying to find ways he can be included but everything is dangerous to him. the bubble was for his own good. he was born this way the doctors probably dropped him. the bubble was the only way to keep him alive. i think if he went anywhere near any kind of american food he'd drop dead on the spot. he can't physically handle seeing corn syrup. they took him to a firework show and he had a heart attack like a hamster. they cant take him anywhere cause he'll probably die on the way. chesters just The Guy to me. brick gets sick and hes like back in my day if we fell ill we'd be taken out back and shot. He looks at cameron and starts seething. steam pouring out of his ears. his worst enemy in the whole wide world. cameron watches manitoba eat a handful of dirt and he almost dies. he cannot comprehend anything that guy does. manitoba drinks water straight out of the sea and cameron collapses. family guy death pose. i think the Bike Household has a dog. something like a german shepherd. its named stinky. worst dog ever. its trained to bite gingers in case scott ever comes near their house

the iPad exploding made me fucking hysterical. Vito looks away for one second and he looks back and there's a cameron-shaped hole in the wall and a bunch of gunpowder and smoke in the air. he got put into the bubble after he was dropped off a table. noone understands how he's alive. he looks at those water-tok drink of the days and his spine dissolves like a bath bomb. they celebrated new year's eve together and he literally cannot do anything but crumple and die. what is his problem

chester is literally just A Guy. like the pinnacle of A Guy. being taken out back and being shot made me cackle. back in his day you didn't "read books" you are the papers and had to perfectly recite it. brick is making the bed and he's like back in my day we didn't have this fancy bedding we slept on haystacks and horse shit. Cameron isn't allowed to be near him because he fucking lights on fire out of rage. exploding Cameron with his mind. despises him genuinely.

Manitoba is so fucked up but in the exact opposite way of Cameron. he can do whatever he wants and not get hurt. gets bitten by the most dangerous snake literally ever and hes totally fine. he bites a shark back because it tried to bite him ankle. Cameron cannot comprehend it

bike.... what a name.... bike household so real though. it's a bad dog. it's so annoying they've gotten like seven noise complaints in the past three days. mike trained it to attack gingers and also anyone who smells like dirt. this is detrimental to Manitoba but he literally feels nothing so it's fine. literally the worst dog ever but they love it. legally it's not considered a dog tho

#total drama #td roti #total drama roti #td revenge of the island #revenge of the island #total drama revenge of the island #td cameron #td chester #td manitoba #td manitoba smith #🪦🐕

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ma-tsu-the-male-goddess · 5 years

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Inktober Day 5: Build

Were-corn,

Careful at night, someone may be listening

#cause theyre ears of corn #lol #so another word for build is construct #and the scarecrow is a construct #also i thought that Werecorn was about corn #not were unicorns #blame tharky #inktober #my art #gabi'sart #scarecrow #corn #werecorn #build #drawing #i actually really like this one

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sweet-rintarou · 3 years

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The warm sun of Tokyo had gently kissed our skins, the cool breeze preventing you from overheating as the two of you continued your walk. Ushijima assured you that wherever he was taking wasn't too far from the flower shop, but it was closer to the suburban—greener part of the city. The beginning of the walk was considerably awkward, you weren't too sure how to strike a conversation with the guy because of his stoic expression fixed on the pathway he was leading.

Anyone could see that you were choked up on the tension, although who you were following was unaware of it. That makes it more awkward, you thought.

"Uhm... so where are we going?" You finally broke the silence, Ushijima taking note of the distance there was between you and stopped walking, allowing you to fall in step with him.

"We're going to the park," he stated, "there's a nice area that's good for relaxing."

"Oh, do you go there often?" You asked, and he nodded.

"Yes, I go there often, usually when the store is closed or when there isn't too many customers or orders," he explained, before he suddenly stopped walking, a confused and slightly panicked look crossing his features. "I forgot something."

"What?" You joined in his panic.

"It's this way, I hope you don't mind walking for another five minutes," he states, without saying what it is that he had forgotten.

"Yeah, I don't mind." Following him towards a more crowded area, you found yourself in a convenient store, in the produce aisle. You watched as Ushijima focused on the fresh produce in front of the two of you, confusing etched on your face.

Then it clicked.

Aww, you melted in your place. A smile of adoration stretched on your face as he picked up a bag of sweet corn, and then turned to you, causing you to jump and keep your composure. "Is there anything you want to buy?"

Immediately looking around, you surveyed the area and shook your head, looking back at him only to jump back when you noticed his face a bit closer to yours as if he was observing you.

"You look a bit pale," he pointed out, "have you been taking in your carbohydrates?" You wanted to laugh, squeal in awe, just melt in his presence when those words left his lips. Instead, you guiltily looked away, shaking your head.

He immediately took hold of your wrist, pulling you towards the snack aisle and a finger tapping his chin, your hand still in his grasp.

Okay, great, I can die peacefully now, you couldn't help but think as the warmth of his hands spread throughout your arm.

"I recommend this," he grabs a bag of cassava chips, "my coach in high school brought these once when he thought we were lacking energy, and these helped immensely."

"Coach?" You quipped. You knew of his history in high school, courtesy of Semi, but you thought this would get a conversation going and you'd like to take every chance of talking to him.

"Yes, I joined my high school's volleyball team," he stated.

"How come you aren't continuing?"

"I didn't go to nationals my last year, so I just let it go," he bluntly stated, before lifting the bag of chips, "I will pay for these."

"Wait– Ushijima-san–" He finally let go of your wrist, holding the bag of sweet corn and chips before paying at the cashier. You could only stare at him pathetically because you honestly forgot to have money on you.

"Here, I bought water to in case your mouth gets dry," he hands you the two things in a paper bag before turning, "let's continue." You could only trail behind him like a puppy as you held onto the paper bag.

Arriving at the park, the two of you continued walking for another few kilometers, before reaching a pond, what could be presumed to be a cherry blossom tree by the edge, the leaves hanging over the pond. Since it was still summer, changing into fall, the leaves were bright green and no flowers were in sight. Nonetheless, the clear waters and ducks occupying the pond created a relaxing view.

Guiding the both of you to the bench near the pond, Ushijima pulled out the bag of sweet corn, opening it and offering you a bit. You took a handful, so did he, and the ducks began approaching you by the water's edge. Switching between tosses of sweet corn, you watched in content as the ducks pecked at the floating corns.

"You were right, this is relaxing," you admit, a small chuckle escaping your lips as a duck accidentally pecked another's head. "Thank you, Ushijima-san."

"I told you before, Y/n," he spoke up, "you can call me Wakatoshi."

"Uh yeah, sorry, uhm... Ushi– Wakatoshi-kun," you fumbled, your ears heating up bright red and spread to your cheeks.

"You're welcome, I am grateful that you feel relaxed coming here." There was a pause, the sound of the duck's quacking filling the silence before he spoke up again, "Will you be rejoining the band after this?"

"Yeah, I really needed this, but I can't let years of hard work go to waste because Semi and I had a fight," you explained, "and plus, I really do care about the band."

"If I may ask, what happened that it resulted to you quitting?" He asked, "I've fought with my teammates back then and sometimes it would be physical, but none to the point that a member would quit."

You knew it would be embarrassing on both you and Semi's part if you were to tell him that you fought because you both wanted Ushijima's approval towards your band, so you decided against it. Also, you feared that he would feel a sense of responsibility over the both of yours bickering, which you honestly thought he didn't have to be.

"Yeah, it was mostly because I "spoiled" our new songs before they came out to you– it's honestly all my fault," you quickly state, "but yeah, I didn't tell my bandmates about my plans, and Semi is also a huge part in our creative process, so he felt a bit left out– I don't blame him, if it were switched, I'd feel the same way."

"Ah," he nodded in understanding, "but why is that a bad thing? It was all for research purposes, yes?"

"Yeah," you agreed, "since you're an expert in floral." Also because I wanted to talk to you and I thought this would be the only way, although that plan somehow backfired, but I won't tell you that because I know you'll think I'm fucking weird, you thought.

"But don't worry, if there's a plan to make a song with floral aspects again, I'll make sure to discuss with my bandmates first and then talk to you," you informed him, a warm smile on your face.

The corner of his mouth slightly twitched up, nodding once, "I look forward to it."

silver lining | w. ushijima smau

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part thirteen

—sweet corn

author's note: after 84 years i have finally uploaded again, and I am so so sorry for the wait, college has been more than hectic, its becoming overwhelming:"" but to add to this update, i also have a little treat I'll upload along with this which is a suna imagine cuz i wanted to practice writing again (smau's are also practice but cuz theyre mostly social media form, it doesnt suffice) but i hope you enjoyed this update, it's a bit longer than what i usually do but i hope you dont mind ^^ also USHI FEEDING DUCKS SOMEONE DRAW THAT 😭😭 an absolute cutie :3

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kae-karo · 3 years

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2020 fic roundup

howdy pardners 🤠🤠 in order to procrastinate more writing here’s my list of all the fics i posted this year (sorted predominantly by ship and mostly in order of posting) - ft a lot of dabihawks and a surprising amount of todobaku lmao. oh and my personal faves are **starred

dabihawks (x)

a lesson in romantics (x) - 66k across 4 fics - the collection of standalone memory loss fics! canon divergent and centered around either dabi or hawks losing their memories thanks to the wonderful commission :) some solid angst and getting back together content, always happy endings!!

haven’t had enough (x) - 5.7k - silly little quirkless au where dabi goes to claire’s to get his ears pierced. multiple times. bc hawks is hot

last of the real ones (x) - 2.6k - less silly, just as little, set in canon-divergence bc i couldn’t get the idea out of my head of dabi getting red wings tattooed on him before ever meeting hawks

**dancing after death (x) - 25k - one of my faves from this year, a canon divergent sort of getting together story involving nightmares, some bad burns, and a bit of dancing

if you fall (hold my hand) (x) - 7.4k - canon divergence (bc apparently i’m a slut for that) and some hurt/comfort, ft a bit of makeout-level spice

no shame (x) - 16k - ah, and here we really dive into the ‘crack treated too seriously’ category, where the league sells feet/hand/misc kink pics to fund their activities and dabi has some photography skills and a wing kink (or maybe just a hawks kink)

broken parts (x) - 23.9k - i stole my own idea for a vigilante!hawks from my tiktok, then twisted it into a severely angsty (with a happy ending) hurt/comfort fic intended to break my own heart and piece it back together. it worked

freeing icarus (x) - 1.8k - the first fic without a happy ending i think i ever wrote, because the canon dabihawks fight actually broke me. some dabi introspection

**to the stars that burn (x) - 3.9k - the second fic without a happy ending, based more around childhood friends dabihawks working at the commission together. bittersweet but without much sweet

**king of disaster (x) - 119k+ - i poured my entire soul into this series, a fantasy au where dabi accidentally binds himself to hawks (an absolute stranger) and shenanigans ensue - this has also evolved to include todobaku, shinkami, and kirideku

enemy of my enemy (x) - 2.6k - a quirkswap space pirate au that truly tested my ability to write action scenes, part of the random prompt collection i did during october 2020

without a fight (x) - 2.2k - a rival band au ft singer!hawks and a grumpy dabi, another of the random october prompts

todobaku (x)

like i’m bakugou (x) - 2.1k - it was supposed to be a MEME based on a TIKTOK but i made it kinda serious....and here we are. todobaku on a froyo date

take a bite of my heart tonight (x) - 5k - VAMPIRES lmao. honestly it was a blast to write tho lmao

**if we go down, then we go down together (x) - 9.3k - tdbk get stranded on a deserted island bc tropes are fun lmao. also todo tries to freeze the ocean like elsa which i think is where my writing skill peaked

cold rebellion (x) - 4k - quirkless au where its HALLOWEEN and theyre in a CORN MAZE and they don’t LIKE EACH OTHER BAKA (part of the october prompt fic collection)

make it spicy (x) - 5k+ - predominantly todobaku with a healthy dose of dabihawks and some shiggynatsu as well, a bakery and nightclub au (yes u heard me)

**stitch me up (x) - 35k - todo gets split into both halves of his quirks, sort of, and baku has to deal with it (and i love this au so much i had a blast working on it)

bakudeku

rescue me (x) - 11.4k - basically the concept of ‘what if baku and deku were actually childhood friends tho? aka some good wholesome content

**into the dark (x) - 3.3k - afterlife au and originally part of the random prompts, baku didn’t survive the sludge villain incident and deku’s been carrying that weight for a while. and then he doesn’t survive a villain encounter...keep an eye on this one cause i’m working on a part 2 lmao

are you with me (x) - 2.1k - future fic where baku and deku are both heroes and, appropriately, the wonder duo. lil angsty but ofc a happy ending, part of the random oct prompts collection

todobakudeku (x)

**kintsugi (x) - 117k - future fic where they’re all UA teachers, with some established todobaku + todobakudeku getting together, a lil sprinkle of erasercloudmic, a nice dose of shinkami and some great shiggy redemption arc + eri attending UA content

reunion (x) - 1.8k - another future fic lmao with some getting-back-together content. part of the random october prompts collection

kiribaku (x)

rewrite the stars (x) - 2.8k - also a mina&kiri friendship fic, a soulmate au where kiri doesn’t get the soulmate he was hoping for (part of the oct prompts collection)

the mystery gang (x) - 4.1k - tell me how i wrote this much about a scooby doo-styled fic concept lmao. anyway, part of the oct prompts, includes some bakusquad shenanigans

wasteland, baby (x) - 4.5k - bakusquad bodyswap post-apocalyptic au and yes it’s just as chaotic as it sounds lmao. part of the oct prompts collection

like the sun (x) - 2.8k - the beach episode + baku&mei friendship (which i learned is called kat and the hat???? adorable) fluffy content, part of the oct prompts collection!

something sweet (x) - 1.2k - the actual kiribaku prompt i got lmao. coffee shop meets scavenger hunt, we adore a grumpy barista baku lmao. part of the oct prompts collection

todokami/todo&kami

oh, worm? (x) - 16.5k - it was supposed to be a joke but oh my god i love the idea of both todo and denki being memelords and falling in love with each other over it

secret tunnel (x) - 3.6k - conspiracy theorist todo meets conspiracy theorist denki in college au format and it’s really just top tier content imo - part of the oct prompt collection

all i want for christmas (x) - 3.5k - it was supposed to be a crack concept but as per usual it became less cracky the longer i thought about it. todokami fake dating babeyyyy - part of the oct prompt collection

**hydrangea (x) - 2.9k - soft todo introspection about his lil dragon hoard of things that make him think of his friends, which he decides to share with denki

shiggynatsu (x)

**death of summer (x) - 28k - the first fic i ever wrote for them and the most chaotic meeting i could come up with within the realm of canon divergence lmao. todofam hosting...shmigaraki

terrible people (x) - 960 - a lil babie established shiggynatsu fic about shiggy’s bday, basically just soft and wholesome - part of the oct prompt collection

shinkami (x)

don’t want to say goodnight (x) - 3.2k - kyouka pov on a shinkami getting together lil thing that lived in my brain rent free for a long time

don’t want to say goodnight (x) - 1k - yes i’m aware i see what i’ve done lmao i see the mistake i made. anyway this one is villain!shinsou and villain!denki so it’s like,,,,,the slightly spicier version. part of the oct prompt collection

other

**twelve over, seven up (x) - 4.5k - a bit of aizawa introspection after oboro’s death, bittersweet but mostly wholesome

a danger and a wonder (x) - 2.4k - mina&tokoyami friendship and bonding over mina’s kid and hawks’ kid (who tokoyami is babysitting) - part of the oct prompt collection

fish and feathers (x) - 4.1k - my chance to flex my remaining runescape knowledge to have jirou and denki friendship via the interwebs content

a name freely given (x) - 4.2k - shigadabi fake dating royalty au where shiggy’s fae? sure why not lmaoooo. part of the oct prompt collection

kabloom flower shop (x) - 2.8k - a wrong-number tattoo shop/flower shop kirikami au that was lowkey hilariously fun to write. part of the oct prompt collection

awake me from my nightmare (x) - 2.3k - the only fic i’ve ever tagged with mcd, an among us au of all things. baku&uraraka friendship and betrayal, part of the oct prompt collection

**for the record (x) - 2.1k - shiggy&dabi...allianceship? sort of? lmao they’re angel and demon, spies, and part of like a rebellion thing. and they don’t like each other which is always fun! part of the oct prompt collection

a different kind of hero (x) - 1.1k - established tododeku future fic where todo just got his quirk stolen (and deku already lost his in an afo fight), mostly bitter with just a tiny spark of hopefulness. part of the oct prompt collection

forget me not (x) - 2.1k - kiri&uraraka friendship, amnesia and artist au like i really went off here but it was so sweet and wholesome and i had a great time. part of the oct prompt collection

**lightning in a bottle (x) - 4.5k - chaotic kamibaku getting together but they’re WITCHES it’s a MAGIC AU and BEDSHARING IS A THING. part of the oct prompt collection

passing notes (x) - 1.6k - shiggy&eri friendship which is a thing that would be hilarious if it happened in canon tbh. part of the oct prompt collection

no turning back (x) - 6.5k - shiggy&deku friendship but make it royalty au and a 5/1 trope just for kicks lmao. part of the oct prompt collection

worthy adversary (x) - 1k - baku&shinsou friendship/childhood friends au that deserved more than 1k lmao. part of the oct prompt collection

together (x) - 3.2k - denki&mina friendship but they’re allied with vampires to fight some werewolves bc why not right? also lil taste of shinkami just like tiny bit for the flavor™. i should really do a bit more with this au huh? part of the oct prompt collection

a good thing (x) - 1.2k - shinsou&aizawa friendship? fathership? sonship? u know how it is lmao. a little sprinkle of shinkami for the flavor. part of the oct prompt collection

brighter than the sun (x) - 730 - can u tell i don’t usually write miritama lmao. some soft parallels bc they are soft. part of the oct prompt collection

try again (x) - 1.4k - dabi&shouto siblingship but dabi can time travel bc i said so (actually bc the prompts said so but whatever lmao) part of the oct prompt collection

that’s it lovelies!! nearly 600k this year and some of my favorite fics i’ve ever written, and i cannot begin to thank you all enough for your incredible support, i adore you all so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#bnha #dabihawks #todobaku #bakudeku #shinkami #bnha fic

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mattieswheelers · 3 years

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S!Anne: The Corn have Ears

S!Anna: The Potatoes have Eyes

S!Jane: aND THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE

Together: YOU CANT TRUST ANYONE, NO ONE, NOT A SINGLE PERSON CAUSE THEYRE ALL SUSPECT IN THE GAME OF LIFE

S!Cathy, shaking: w- what

#six the musical swapped au #six the musical #s!cathy #s!jane #s!anne #s!anna #incorrect six the musical quotes #teaffany types #this is literally what I do in my head lol

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gloomyloveletter-moved · 6 years

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CLAPS HANDS TOGETHER. alright gonna fuckin uhhhh talk about !!! my g//hs self insert !!!! puttin it under a cut tho bc it longe

BACKSTORY !

originally they ended up in gr//egory house due to becoming overwhelmed with dealing with reality and having trouble keeping a stable life living on their own. at first when they get to the hotel they didnt want to even stay the first night, but eventually did and then. well you know. they end up going from wary to holy shit i need to leave right now.

but when they eventually do manage to shake off the fear and get the motivation to leave they dont end up leaving

“im not gonna give up! im gonna get out of here!”

after they come back to the hotel and become a permanent guest, they become clouded deer.

FACTZ !

theyre a deer (obviouswy) with a cloud that hangs above their head. the cloud often reflects their mood - rain when they're sad/upset, thunder & lightning when they're angry, ect. other Features™ of their cloud include:

-rumbling at random moments

-occasional rainbows after rain

-sometimes, if they're really happy, sunlight-esque rays beam out

and

-sometimes will lower and cover their eyes and/or ears, causing them to become dazed and confused. this can be brought on by extreme stress, or can happen out of nowhere

they often stay in and around their room unless they need or want to go around and do other stuff. they enjoy hanging out in the library as well

they are one of the few non hostile guests in the hotel and arent rly out to hurt anyone, at least not intentionally. it can happen sometimes when their cloud lowers

they go by many nicknames! the main ones are cd / ceedee and cloudy, but they also go by the name they went by in reality (bea) bc its MY identity and I get to choose the name. except they only let the ones theyr closest to use it

RELATIONSHIPZ !

well first of all they dislike gr//egory so jot that down. its not quite hate but they would sell him to satan for one corn chip

the ppl they have the closest relationships with are jud//gement b//oy (very obvs) and nek//o z//ombie.

ppl they would consider friends would b cac//tus gu//nman, cac//tus g//irl, and judg//ement b//oy gold

they prefer to stay away from cath//erine and (as well as they can) jam//es

they also have interacted w death multiple times and find him nice.

the rest of the guests they dont mind, theyre closer to some than others. they dont have much knowledge on gre//gory m//ama but if they met, they'd hate her

I DOnt have any ideas for ending this post but if u want please. ask me stuff about them

#from gloomy with love!#self insert #ugly rat horror show #this post is a mess but i dont talk about my self innserts often leave me alone

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libidomechanica · 6 years

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‘And I grow old grief is gentle’

Nor grief of mourney, but a sound like there quick-chat. My incurable now; And I grow old grief is gentle. With her awake an entomologist in a room corne To honors seat and quietsome, is the spirit at me on meet, That valleys, groves, hills and (b) the bright, Or his glorious birds louely stay your life and all your voice by heart by cups, but a purest Planet to adorne: Whom heauenly those the night. That all God’s creature desire is thy praises of the rose is no many a stranger, my wool, Which theyr prayses sing, Their prety steals along, by Saul Bellow to your comfort often: afternoon, like sleepe thus: that suffers not Love, all the East.

Basket and want I sense and of rose This chiefest high and be sees hire And as store they would soone replicate the length devotion after the joy of ours decke her skin one, unshake a creating off you, Mothers breeding aloud, They wouldn’t be one another’s ragged hands, gather. Wolues and pikes along, Far frown, But most Dionysian. Be bitter. I ate you say. At last I began to the woods shape in their faces were flood or ill. All sudden fear The ornament,

And bonefiers he Vse all rock language of all your trace; Let by thee, likewise didst love, And we will both of me will well maske to make, And in the heart and your wake, That is come ye wound lightnings helpless, you amid the Cyprian in royal answer, and whatever dight, and what you will, which once decay has take; for the mornings me thou art, Eternally, And thered doues, Shall the had been in Boston, a metal tips; For the certain

I was a map, but it is casting, That on her so destroys it. On the hold how that’s for the object of the would passionato. In vain. Why shoebox. So thou art, Leaving fast: Now it is vain. Queen arms undoes sad afray: Lyke a bells, those moniment.

In proud face, Her goodly beautiful was a lie near each haue I thy twinkling love. A child hiding ye seene their deeds; Lilies and you this queen and the come out of a woman in rankes dost enlarge poses, And a kiss to another ear, and and die, Let then what it may let the Pez Dorado, the fox we cause I woke beach other your hollow to you new at my bundlesse lend deface In my love; O, the king Are vanishing in the fat, breathes my love, evermore the yeare of beautiful blush to her sunne is the equivalence affect our Eccho ring. Fruit to be thy mind.

#poetry #automatically generated text #Patrick Mooney #Markov chains #Markov chain length: 5 #47 texts

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koiyyo · 4 years

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Earring Mishap

- this is just some fluff of kokichi and rantaro as kids where the killing game doesn’t exist periyat. just imagine rantaro as like 16 and kokichi like?? 13. i know theyre the same age in canon but idc kid kokichi is vibing -mod corn

It was a typical day of summer, with the hot as hell sun blazing from above. Many of the neighborhood kids were hiding in the shade with popsicles.

Except for an excited, determined Kokichi skipping along the sidewalk. Rantaro had promised to play Mario Kart with him after school after their original plans had been cancelled. Hanging out was a habit to them at this point, so much of a habit that Kokichi could just waltz into Rantaro’s house.

Once he reached the familiar white porch, that’s just what he did. He slid the house key out from under the mat and unlocked the door. “Heyoo Rantaroo!” he chirped excitedly, taking off his shoes by the front door. The only thing he heard was the sound of his shoes hitting the wood floor. Kokichi called out once more, with a more confused tone. Finally he got an answer from the bathroom down the hall.

“I-I’m here Kokichi just give me a second.” yelled Rantaro. His voice carried a hint of hesitance and fear.

“What’s the matter big bro? Did your mom hit you with a flip flop again?” the kid joked, making his way towards the bathroom. The door was open and he could see the shaking silhouette of Rantaro. He put his hands on the door frame and peeked through to get a better view.

What he saw was his friend, holding his ear, and a piece of metal attached. Rantaro whipped his head around and they both screamed when they made eye contact. “Don’t tell my mom! Please!” the older one sobbed. “I-It was a dare to impress the boys!”.

After the two of them settled down on the couch, with Kokichi cradling a bowl of nearly melted ice-cream, Rantaro broke the silence. “You know the Tanaka kid from class 1-C? Well h-he said his dad ran a shop where you can get cool piercings. I bet him a week of Greek Yogurt t-that I could go get a piercing from there..” he quickly explained with warm tears dripping off his face.

Even if he was a stumbling and hiccuping mess, Kokichi just stared while eating ice-cream. “You crying is gross big bro.” the kid commented unfazed. This caused the teen to wipe his face with his striped sleeve. “But why are you so concerned over it? It looks cool. Even if you get the role of a delinquent at scho-”

Kokichi was cut off by Rantaro throwing a heavy blanket at him. It barely missed the ice-cream bowl resulting in Kokichi screeching. “My mom’s gonna kill me! No amount of metal swag will save me!” he whined.

“It’s okay big bro! Do you wanna play a few rounds of Mario Kart to brace you for the pain of a chancla?” Despite the condescending pats on his back from the other, Rantaro sniffled and nodded, reaching to grab his Nintendo DS from the coffee table.

The next day after school, Rantaro was walking home with his friends. He was showing off his earring, and the still remaining bruise on his shoulder from his mom. “I’m surprised I’m not 6′ ft under y’know? She was understa-” all of them paused behind a pack of younger kids surrounding somebody.

Rantaro almost choked on his Greek Yogurt as he recognized the purple hair from a distance. He shoved the Yogurt cup into his friends hands and ran over, waving at them to go on. Pushing through the grade school kids was quite easy, but the thing that almost took him from his feet was the chaotic mess standing there.

“Oho? Big bro you’re here?” said a quite confident Kokichi. He flipped his purple locks behind his ear, displaying a black piercing.

Except it wasn’t a piercing. It was a black dot from an expo marker. He had somehow convinced these pre-teens that it was an actual piercing. “You’re brave story of getting a piercing inspired me so now we’re twins!” he said excitedly.

Rantaro responded by picking him up by his collar and dragging him outside of the circle. He dropped the kid and looked down at him. Rantaro covered his face with his palms and sighed. “This isn’t a ‘monkey see monkey do’ situation! This is blatant lying! You’re thirteen,you shouldn’t need a piercing!”

“What are you, my mom? I bet you’re gonna hit me next” Kokichi pouted. The only response he got was a groan.

“Fine. As long as it’s no real piercing then we can be twinning”. Rantaro finally succumbed. There was no winning with Kokichi’s antics. Kokichi squealed and hopped up, completely ignoring the slum he was just in. He wrapped his arms around Rantaro and cheerfully said

“You’re such a good brother! Maybe I could bleach my hair next”. The teen just patted his head and continued walking down the sidewalk, with the kid behind him copying how he walked.

thanks for reading! hope you enjoyed !! <3 also stinky mod irusu proof read this so blame everything on her xoxo

-mod corn

#rantaro amami #kokichi ouma #just some fluff of bros being bros no homo #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa v3 fic #mod corn

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samanthasroberts · 6 years

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8 gross bugs you didn’t know you’re eating | Fox News

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Sure, bugs can be considered one of the worlds healthiest foods because they’re eaten as a healthy source of protein. But in most places, the people who are eating them know theyre eating them. Thats not the case here in the United States, where were still a bit squeamish about eating insects as our sole source of protein. In a lax food-safety loophole, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has decided that allowing insects like mites and maggots is perfectly acceptable, to a degree, provided they dont hinder the aesthetic quality of foods. Aesthetic or not, do you want to eat caterpillars? In the United States, its estimated that the average person unintentionally eats a pound of insects every year. Here are a few of the more disgusting bugs sneaking into your food.

(No room? No problem! Grow tomatoes in the driveway, dill on the deck, and peppers on the porch with Edible Spots & Pots!)

Thrips

At anywhere from 1/25 to 1/8 of an inch long, these tiny little winged parasites are legally allowed in apple butter, canned or frozen asparagus, frozen broccoli, and frozen Brussels sprouts.

Related: 8 Times You Should Never Use Coconut Oil

Aphids

Those same little green or black bugs that can destroy a bouquet of flowers can infiltrate your frozen veggies, particularly spinach, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts. And if you home-brew beer, you might consider growing your own hops: The FDA legally allows 2,500 aphids for every 10 grams of hops. (And theyre just one of the 10 most destructive garden insects)

Mites

These tiny white bugs are common in wheat and other grains that have been stored for a while, but expect to eat a few with your frozen vegetables. If you have indoor allergies, that could be a problem, because storage and grain mites can cause the same type of allergic reaction as the dust mites common in homes.

Maggots

If youve ever eaten canned food, youve probably also eaten a maggot. These disgusting little critters abound in things like canned mushrooms, canned tomatoes, tomato paste, and pizza sauces, as well as fresh, frozen, or Maraschino cherries. Mushrooms are by far the worst: 20 maggots are allowed for every 100 grams of drained mushroom and five for every 500 grams of tomato products.

Fruit Flies

Buy a piece of fruit covered in fruit flies and you can wash them off. Buy a can of citrus juice and youll be swilling five fruit flies with every eight-ounce cup of juice. Grab an eight-ounce handful of raisins and you could be eating as many as 35 fruit-fly eggs. (Fruit flies are SO annoying; heres how to banish them for good.)

Corn Ear Worms

Corn is notoriously difficult to grow organically being that its so prone to insect infestations. But in most cases, its easy to avoid eating the earworms that burrow into corncobs and eat the silkjust cut the kernels off the cob and voilà, bug-free veggies. However, canned sweet corn will come with some extra crunch from all the larvae, skins, and skin fragments allowed by the FDA.

Cowpea Curculio

Love black-eyed peas? Buy them dried and cook them yourself rather than buying them frozen or canned. A can of black-eyed peas, cowpeas, or field peas may contain an average of five or more cowpea curculio larvae, which will grow into dark brown, beetle-like weevils that infest all manner of peas and beans.

Related: 10 Gross Ingredients Lurking In Your Energy Bars

Caterpillars

Fuzzy, ugly caterpillars are supposed to turn into beautiful butterflies for people to marvel atnot eat in a mouthful of frozen spinach. But along with the 50 or so aphids, mites, and thrips allowed in 100 grams of spinach, you may also find yourself munching on caterpillar larvae and larval fragments.

This article originally appeared on RodalesOrganicLife.com.

Source: http://allofbeer.com/8-gross-bugs-you-didnt-know-youre-eating-fox-news/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2018/05/03/8-gross-bugs-you-didnt-know-youre-eating-fox-news/

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adambstingus · 6 years

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8 gross bugs you didn’t know you’re eating | Fox News

(AttaBoyLuther)

(No room? No problem! Grow tomatoes in the driveway, dill on the deck, and peppers on the porch with Edible Spots & Pots!)

Thrips

At anywhere from 1/25 to 1/8 of an inch long, these tiny little winged parasites are legally allowed in apple butter, canned or frozen asparagus, frozen broccoli, and frozen Brussels sprouts.

Related: 8 Times You Should Never Use Coconut Oil

Aphids

Mites

Maggots

Fruit Flies

Corn Ear Worms

Cowpea Curculio

Related: 10 Gross Ingredients Lurking In Your Energy Bars

Caterpillars

This article originally appeared on RodalesOrganicLife.com.

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/8-gross-bugs-you-didnt-know-youre-eating-fox-news/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/173530202307

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kayleacheetahbug-blog · 7 years

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Honestly , i use to care what people think

but, at this , i have come to seriously not give a fuck, dont phase me, dont even make me blink

at the end of the day, who are you, if youre judging me, and talking shit?

thats what ill never understand or never get

Your not going to get a response if that is what your trying to get

in my eyes, i bascially see you as a hypocrite

Hey, at least im the topic

and continue to talk, i love it oh no dont stop it

haha, Youre wasting your breath and time

Because the only opinion i need or care about is MINE

I wasnt born to please you or fit your circumsrance

AND .. youre just a piece of shit like i am, mhm whatre the chances

I do drugs? aw you do too

Im a dope whore? i havent fucked for drugs, you think you know more than i do? since you know me, can you tell me who?

if i was a dope whore

best fucking believe id have dope, cigs, and wouldnt be poor

and id probably have a hotel room, or at least my own door

I may be imperfect

but im just a lost girl and the trying to bring me down i dont deserve it

im a fuck up but i am young , straight up

and im lost, i feel like an empty cup

try being me for one day or one minute

because my shoes? you wont wanna be in it

your approval/ dawg im not trying to win it

I can get back up on my feet

and youll still be a bum ass nigga whose living everyday on repeat

Talking about a life your not living, when in realitty you dont even have a car, take a seat

when you become somebody

then you can judge me, until then find a new hobby

The only thing people are good at anymore

is running their mouth till its fucsking sore

Dope whore? dope fein?

baby i dont care, im my own team

and the only time ill let you see you phase me will be never not even in a dream

honestly, go ahead talk that shit bitch

regardless, it dont phase me, not a bit

i dont fucking give a shit

and personally these niggas faker than counterfit

thank you for spending your day with my namwore in your mouth

obviously , a bitch ass nigga is what your about

spending time talking about a female

well arent you just swell

im a what ? well what are you please tell

do you have a job?

or have you been wearing the same clothes daily.... fucking slob

if you are broke , and cant afford shit not even corn on the cob

then i dont think you are anyone to laugh at me

and honestly i think anybody can agree

Yeah im not a saint

but im imperfect, who aint?

Honestly, you dont know me

fuck you , your judgmetal, blow me

and just cause you got me in your mouth your below me

i dont need a man to hold me

i fucing am my own savior i own me

really i have a good heart, im a good soul, and you cant clone me

but dont act like you love me, and then around others you dont know me

i rather not fuck with anybody who is phony

you love me when others are around

or you leave me the fuck alone, because im wasting time, kay needs to be found

Right now im at a hard spot

and at the end of the day im all i got

and yeah it isnt alot

but id rather be myself instead of thinking a fake ass dude is what i got

when everyone leaves amd there is nobody near

dont think you can love me, dont come here

because now things are offically clear

I wont ask myself why, i wont shed a tear

fuck you and everyone who wants to talk, as if i dont have a ear

Im not perfect

but in the end im worth it

and god hates ugly

and im sure that includes the fuckers that sit and judge me

yeah i can see where your coming from cause shit i cant even love me

but ill be damned if i let a mother fucker think theyre above me

wehn i succeed in life, and become something, ill laugh in your face

im 21 , i have time, your already a waste

and you are not even considered the human race

see, the hate, you can also get a taste

you know i hope you get drugs that are laced

and that your life gets erased

Youve known me for a little while however you dont know ME

you are basing an opion on what others say and what you see

thats okay , for real

I dont need anyone , thats how i feeel

i may be broke, i may not have sht, but id rather be that than a bitch nigga who robs andd only knows how to steal

and i want a career i dont want drug money to buy me a meal

i like to work hard for mine

because nothing can compare to the feeling you get , working yourself for each dime

i have a drug addiction, a record, a criminal coviction, but i will be something while youre cooking crack in a kitchen

So thats alright ill let you talk baby

but youre a nothing, and your shady

will you be something? ehh maybe

IM GLAD IM ON YOUR MIND IM GLAD YOU HATE ME

Dope whore?

lost cause, hoe, bitch, slut, come on say some more

you think you hurt me? baby ive been out the door

You get around someone and think that youre fucking amazing as hell

but when were alone, thats not the story you tell

right now youre being fake

and i know when i sense a snake

you wanna hurt me? you plan on leaving dude

well okay, please baby thats my attitute

why are you gonna wait

do it now, thatd be great

fake people is the ones i hate

and my heart is at a rate

YOU ARE A FUCK NIGGA

and each day it gets biggaaaa

DONT WANT ME AROUND BITCH PULL THE TRIGGA

im not scared to die anymore i mean that

just promise me you will do it with a gat

karma will get you eventually

for everything you did to me

you are misrable person if you have to live to get back at people who did you wrong

that just means that youre an evil person, and you wont go anywhere not even to heaven diminted people like you dont belong

does it make you feel better bringing me down

as if i dont fucking know that i fucked around

how many fucks can say they fucked up and honestly tell you the truth

yeah yeah fuck the youth

you are wasting time thinking you can make it in a booth

get up and go to work

or you know pop another perk

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