I was today years old when I learned that almonds are not toxic to cats. They're not great nutritionally, but the one Soba stole won't hurt him.

Family Bonding 51

(人◕ω◕) It's been awhile since the last family bonding hasn't it? Well, I'm back for now. Anyways here we see two introverted people who both so happened to enjoy how adorable cats are (Even If I think they are literal psychopaths and can't be domesticated) and both have silver/white hair, and both have red eyes.....and both have....(人◕ω◕) Hmmmm...Well, I'm sure it's all a coincidence. (人◕ω◕) Regardless, Peko has made very fast friends with Rikka Kizuki of class 76-B. Her senpai has enough wisdom to appreciate the fluffiness and cuteness (as cute as a sociopath can be) of felines so she must be a good person. (人◕ω◕) Rikka thinks along similar lines. All that talk about working for the Yakuza is nothing more than baseless rumors. After all, a criminal thug wouldn't appreciate the raw beauty and grace (debatable on both counts) of cats. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕) Truly they get along very well. Yes. Naturally of course. (人◕ω◕)

That awkward moment when your cat walks into the living room to lick her butthole in front of all your guests.

absolutely anything > walking around talking to yourself until you realize your cat is watching you

Sir, I was trying to FINISH that quilt this weekend. (Buddy then proceeded to give me the stink eye and go back to sleep. The jerk.)

The Art Blockers of ArtwithShezza 🤣

NOOOOOO MY CAT GOT INTO MY CHAMELEON FLAKES AND THEY’RE ALL OVER HER FACE AND THE FLOOR AND MY ROOM LOOKS LIKE FUCKING MARDI GRAS

Cats.

They’re quite the weird and dramatic little shits aren’t they.

Tag yourself I’m the faucet cat

Cats really are just blobs on legs with a tail and a bad fucking temper

1 of my cats came under the covers to cuddle withme- she purred& was under there for a whole minute of cuteness. then jumpedout& ran into the nearby wardrobe& loudly whined& cried...

like she got ptsd

fuck you venus

I need life to slow down a bit. I have a terrible mass of floaters in my right eye, making it effectively uselss. I can't drive, I can barely see, and tomorrow I have work that requires me to be able to see. Oh, I also got west nile virus, which isn't severe, but boy, am I embodying the definition of sickly. And my wife is out of town, so I'm alone with 3 cats who have decided that devil hour is out. Devil 3 day weekend is in. They're all being bastards.

Sweet baby Leela? Absolute bastard baby.

Hank? He's the real life Christian Devil.

Big fat baby Simon? He bites people, specifically me.

Hungry, nauseous cuz I'm hungry, reading a story that got DARK, and hubby yelling at cat for knocking over a bowl of popcorn in the other room. These things combined make the perfect recipe for my first panic attack in weeks... I'm so tired now...

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