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southparkhcsocs · 4 months

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@h-harleybaby 's wrestler Cartman

This was so fun and now I just was to draw him doing wrestling 🫣

#south park #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #south park cartman #south park eric cartman #sp eric cartman #sp cartman #cartman cult #wrestler cartman #h-harleybaby

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yeah-apparently · 11 months

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Here me out on this au y’all- basically Kenny accidentally ends up being a cult leader to a cult that worship his immortality with (cartman’s help ofc) and like most the town is in on it-which leads us to tweek and craig breaking down while passing through town and ending up getting indoctrinated in

#south park #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick fanart #super craig #craig tucker #tweekxcraig #tweek tweak #eric cartman #southpark au #fanart #fan art #art slush #cult au

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bojackhorsemanobviously · 1 year

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Sorry your having issues with the other eric but MY ERIC has done nothing wrong and is perfect in every way

@broflovskii

#broflovskii #head of cartman cult

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clydesdonovan · 1 year

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Stan saying Chef is their ffffriend is so painful

#:(((#and Cartman like full on sobbing DJSJDJ #I know this episode is meant for laughs at the expense of… the cult #but :( it still makes me so sad #chef was so important!!! isaac was so important!!!!

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obsessedwithtodoroki · 2 years

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Chapter 33: I Got You

Rescue mission.

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nicherayyy · 1 year

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ok. i have the most amazing idea. child reader, but they're from south park and hung around stan's group all the time before moving. (the list of crimes is astronomical, just like cartman and them). basically la squadra and south park! child! reader. bonus points if they have immortality like kenny

Anon you are genius!! And South Park is literally one of my fav shows

TW: cursing, mention of really disturbing crimes and cannibalism (not from reader's side ofc) but it's South Park so there's nothing to be shocked with

La Squadra x Child! South Park! Reader

No one in La Squadra has any idea how they ended up in this situation.. with you.. the most feral 8 year old they ever saw.

Risotto def didn't expect this, I mean, you're just a child, what can go wrong?

Everything.

Everything goes wrong.

At first he didn't even want to tell you about the whole assassin thing. Cuz you know, you're a literal child. You actually found out by accident, finding some random documents on Risotto's desk.

And the last thing Ris wanted was to scare you. He was about to explain himself and that whatever they do, they have no intentions to hurt you while you just listened, like.. it didn't even bothered you?

The only thing you said was:

"Dude I don't really care what you do for a living"

The poor man was too stunned to speak.

Prosciutto HATES your cursing habit. Sometimes he thinks you're an old sailor that saw some things, not a child. You've got a bigger vocabulary than the whole La Squadra combined, I'm not even joking.

He tried to make you stop cursing, he really did.

Pros, in fact, didn't succeed.

"Oh fuck"

"Language"

"Shut up old fart"

"What did you just say??"

Yeah, he can't do this anymore.

Poor Pesci is terrified. How can a child be like.. this??! Children must be naive and innocent, but you?? Ohhh you're the other case.

You actually find it funny that Pesci is so scared of your stories about your old times in South Park. Pls stop traumatising him.

And you're just telling this at random times, which scares him even more.

"Oh, that's a nice chili, I remember my friend ate something like that once"

"Oh.. was it with beef too?"

"No, it was with his enemy's parents"

"WHAT"

Can I just say no one ate chili that day?

Illuso thinks it's amusing, really.

"I'll pay 200 lira if you go and say all curse words you know to Formaggio right now"

"400 lira and we have a deal"

But I won't lie, your stories are scaring him sometimes.

"You know I died once"

"Eh??"

Sometimes he thinks you saw more than him.

Formaggio really likes your stories. But one small issue, he thinks that most of your stories are a joke. Because how can an 8 year old saw so many disturbing things? Of course, it must be just your imagination.

Oh how wrong he was.

"I once was arrested for starting a Peruvian flute band with my friends"

"Haha, yeah, nice"

"And the government sent us to Peru"

"Of course, I believe you"

Actually, Melone is more interested in all your "I died once" thing. Like how?? You just rise from the dead?

"Dude, chill, my friend literally does the same"

So there's another immortal child?? What are you two, Jesus??

"I don't know it's because of some shitty cult I guess?"

"What cult??"

But anyway, he's interested in you in scientific way and doesn't care much about your little crime stories.

Ohhh, Ghiaccio and you are buffing every day. Morning, day, and night.

You just take any opportunity to piss him off. One day for example you pronounced your words wrong (he still remembers that).

Or you can start an argument with him about anything. No matter how small it is. The whole team now tries to distract you so they won't hear Ghiaccio's screams.

"Would you ever stop being so annoying?"

"I don't know, would you ever stop being such a bitch?"

And there it goes.

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fennecfiree · 6 days

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Just went livee, i drew a few things that ima post. first is this one

Spaghetti cult by beavis and cartman

#south park #youtube suggestion #southpark #sp #south park fandom #south park fanart #beavis fanart #beavis and butthead #kolbies art 😎😎

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muttsterion · 1 month

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Kenny's social situation is part of why i love him haha. Realistically quiet people like him tend to be well liked but not loved; they're on good terms with most but you would never call them popular. But Kenny *is* popular sometimes. I think he has a tendency to express himself through actions more than words and is a great listener. I can't remember exactly jow much of that is canon, but yeah. I also like the fan headcanon that he always knows more than anyone expects and sometimes figures out what other people are feeling before they themselves do

Yeah. I think Kenny's quiet nature is what seems to gravitate people towards him or more so he's quiet enough on his own that he doesn't really bother anyone. And I think that's why him being a good listener is a popular of a headcannon as it is. He seems quiet enough that he would in fact listen to someone who needed to talk and not interrupt or talk over them? And maybe he'd try to offer some advice of his own if they asked for it. Ha like Mackey noted he'd make for a great counselour and maybe it's because he's great at just listening. He's canonically tried to comfort his friends when needed. He's very good at offering shoulder pats. And I esp love the moment in "Cartman's Gift" when he attempts to console Kyle. So I imagine there are times when Kenny's done the same for some of his other peers. Ha maybe he's not always so good at knowing what to say or advice but he'll try or at the least try to sympathize? Maybe that's just my own personal hc. And I've personally headcannoned Kenny being more oberservant and aware than what he's lead on to be as well. Mainly due to Mysterion's detective skills. Like when the heroes find their lair had been ransacked he was able to somehow quickly figure out it wasn't Cartman but someone who was looking for something. And just as quickly he was able to gather information about the Cthulhu cult in their neighborhood and where they were meeting and got pretty close to finding out how they linked up to his curse.

So I think at least as his alter ego Kenny had shown to be very obeservant and able to figure things/situations out rather quickly. And it'd fit perfectly with his quiet nature. I like to think he's able to just quietly gather information around him when it's needed...though he's probably spacing out just as much too. XD

#South Park #Kenny McCormick #Mysterion #apologizes for getting to this a bit late #had the need to type out another Kenny essay enjoy XD

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pheonixkenny · 2 months

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How do you think other characters would react if they found out about Kenny’s immortality? I kinda go back and forth on this. I have many different ideas on how they’d react depending on how I’m feeling or information I have or w/e. I’m not sure how they would react canonically but I have some of my own ideas. (Ideas listed under the cut.)

Kyle: Given that he was the only one to give him the benefit of the doubt when Kenny mentioned it in “Coon Vs Coon and Friends.” (“Ok, let’s say you’re not crazy and it’s true.”) He would be one of the best at handling it. He does still think it’s kinda cool, but he knows better now than to tell Kenny that. He’s the one who asks him the most questions. (Like, “What’s it like to die? What’s the afterlife like? Do you think you’ll live forever?, etc.) He does feel kinda guilty for not knowing/believing him earlier, thinking he’s a bad friend. He enters big brother protection mode (previously reserved for Ike) around Kenny afterwards to try and keep him from dying so much. Kenny cycles back and forth between being flattered and annoyed about this. He also becomes determined to break Kenny’s curse, researching everything he can about the cult of cthulhu and immortality. The guy has a full on conspiracy board about this within a week.

Cartman: I know a lot of people have the theory that he already knows, it’s a solid theory that holds up logically but I don’t personally believe it because Cartman would absolutely take advantage of Kenny’s little power for his own gain. Anyone else who finds out about it tries to keep it from Cartman for this very reason.

Butters: Butters is a sweetheart so he apologizes profusely and gives Kenny a hug when he finds out. He also hugs Kenny whenever he comes back from a death and tries to comfort him, with varying degrees of success. I also feel like Butters would just believe him without any proof. Given how many of Cartman’s schemes he’s fallen for over the years I think it’s safe to say that he’s pretty gullible. He will believe pretty much anything you tell him. It’s just in this case it happens to be true.

Tweek: I saw a headcanon on here that Tweek would also believe Kenny because, thanks to the Underpants Gnomes, he knows how frustrating it is not to be believed. I love that and am stealing it. He wouldn’t exactly handle the information well though, because that is WAY too much pressure.

Craig: Craig didn’t give a shit when fucking lasers came out of his eyes so it’s safe to say he doesn’t give a shit about this either. He’ll say a sarcastic remark about it once in a while, but that’s about it.

Stan: Hoo boy, Stan. I know that I just recently wrote a fanfiction where Stan is patient and understanding about the whole thing but I changed my mind. So, in “The Cissy” when people around him start experimenting with gender for various reasons Stan gets worried and confused. He reacts similarly during the Tweek and Craig/Yaoi situation in “Tweek x Craig”. And who could forget the time when he didn’t go visit Kenny in the hospital because he couldn’t deal with the situation? (I’m making him sound like a bad kid, he’s not, he’s just sensitive and doesn’t know how to handle some things in the best way.) So now I’m thinking that when he finds out he’ll have another Stan Marsh Existential Crisis (patent pending) and just kinda avoid Kenny for a while. That’s not a good way to handle it but he doesn’t know what else to do. He doesn’t know what to say to the guy. It feels like everything has changed between them. Kyle has to intervene and goes up to Stan like “dude, quit being an idiot and go talk to Kenny. He thinks you hate him now.” (Because I can’t imagine a world where Stan knows and Kyle doesn’t or vice versa.) And he feels bad because he never meant to give him that impression. He still likes him just as much as before, he just needed some time to process everything. So he takes Kyle’s advice and they talk things out. Kenny understands how the information can be a shock and Stan promises not to withdraw like that again when his friends need him. Eventually he gets used to it and it just becomes another quirk that one of his friends has. (Thinking of writing a fic about this scenario but, like I said, I already wrote a fic focusing on Stan and Kenny’s relationship. I should probably use one of my Kyle and Kenny fic ideas first.)

#this gets long and rambly I apologize #south park #kenny mccormick #immortal Kenny #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #butters stotch #tweek tweak #craig tucker

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cocogrrrl · 9 months

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cause and effect

turns out the repercussions of kenny's immortality is more than either of you can possibly fathom. frankly, it terrifies him.

kenny x gn!reader cw: breakdowns, loss of memory, mentions of scars (focused on) wc: 1389

an: based on my hc that every time kenny is revived he looks slightly different, retains scars, and memory is a lil messed up 😇 shoutout to my boo boo cakes/arch enemy cinn-anon 🧍‍♂️🎗 for carrying the plot!!

You can’t really say you enjoy just one part of Kenny.

I mean, of course, you loved every inch of him, but a part that came to his powers was that he looked different every time he came back from the dead.

You felt guilty, but you don’t think you could even recall what he looked like the first time you two met.

Or when he asked you out.

Or when you guys had your first date.

Or when you shared your first kiss.

He always rocked his messy blonde hair and pretty blue eyes. Asides from that, nothing else remained consistent with his appearance.

Some days freckles would cover his face. On other days he’d some awful stubble growing on his chin. There was one time he was shorter than you. Another time his teeth were awfully sharp.

All you had to remind yourself of what he looked like were old pictures you had on your phone or photographed lying somewhere in your room.

Despite how often his appearance will change, you were certain that each time he was just as beautiful as the last.

Now you’re lying in your room, idly waiting for him to come. Had he passed recently? Yes, but you were sure he’d always come back.

As you expected, you heard a familiar set of knocks on your door.

“Hi, Ken,” you smiled, quickly pulling him into a tight hug. It’s been about a few days since you’ve seen him.

He looks different, as per usual. There was nothing of note for you to take notice of. Maybe it’s because you've seen him in so many different ways that any change was normal to you now.

“Hey, sugar,” he hummed, combing his fingers through your scalp mindlessly.

“I missed you.”

“You know I do too.”

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“I got this one when I was a kid. I got stabbed by a cult leader!” Kenny beamed, his fingers grazing over the faded scar on his chest that was adjacent to where his heart is.

One more thing about Kenny’s appearance is that the scars he would obtain from his gruesome deaths would appear every time he’s revived. Not all of them were etched onto him, but there were still a lot of marks that littered his body. Currently, you two were looking at said marks in the comfort of your bed.

“What?” That was the only thing you said in reply. Did you hear that correctly? You knew he often got in weird situations, but this was just concerning.

“Yeah, it’s a long story.” He said, laughing your worry off.

“I wonder how you even get into these types of,” you paused, trying to find the best word to describe Kenny’s unfortunate predicament. “Misfortunes so often?” Misfortune was likely not the word you were looking for. It felt too soft. Tragedy is the word you should’ve used.

“Wish I could tell you that.” He sighed the faintest hint of exhaustion underneath his breath. ”I was pretty reckless as a kid, but my friends were more so.”

“How so?” You hummed, burying your head in the space where his neck and shoulder met.

“It was Stan, I think? Definitely not Kyle. Maybe it was Cartman.” He spoke slowly, trying to recall the memory as he told you what it was. ”Basically, I have this friend who tried resisting an arrest back in 4th or 5th grade.”

“For what exactly?”

“He kidnapped another friend, not sure who, so that he can have dinner with us or something.”

“Jesus.” You mumbled. You knew that some of his friends were rough, but this wild this early?

“Yeah, I can’t really seem to remember the story. It’s weird because I was there when it happened.” He was more caught up in his thoughts now than invested to tell you the story.

“I mean, a lot of things happened when you were younger, so I don’t think it’s impossible for you to have not forgotten that.”

“No, but I swear. I used to be able to recall that to every single detail.” You could hear a hint of dread and terror in his voice, but you didn’t want to press on the wound. You were scared you might make things worse.

“Babe, it’s alright.” You reassured him, giving his hand a squeeze.

“Let me excuse myself really quick, hold on.” He said, entangling himself from your embrace. You were a little worried, but you let him go ahead.

You didn’t pay too much mind to it, just finding the pillows and sheet on your bed a lot warmer. The emptiness only felt a lot more concerning when he spent a rather long time in your restroom. It didn’t alarm you, but it did worry you.

You walked to the door, knocking on it. “Kenny? Are you okay?” To your surprise, the door knob was unlocked. “I’m coming in.” You said, opening the door.

You found him on the tiled floor, a few tears streaking his face. You weren’t sure if he didn’t hear you or if he meant for you to come in.

“Dear, what’s wrong?” You cooed, finding yourself kneeling beside him and pulling him into a hug.

His eyes were only focused on his scars. “How can you even love me?”

“What do you mean?” You raised a brow.

There was hesitance in the way he moved. “I look different every time I come back, and I can’t help but feel bad for you. Sometimes it feels like I’m not the same person you fell in love with. I don’t think I have an idea what I’m supposed to look like.

“I think I’ve lost my memories because of all the times I died. YN, what if I forget about you? Or Karen? Clearly, I’m already losing my best friends. I don’t think I could handle losing you two, though.” He choked out, arms snaking around your waist as he held on to you tightly—like you were about to disappear into thin air.

“I’m not sure how you love me. I don’t even look like the person I was a few days ago.”

His words were spoken with bated breath. You could just feel the tension and worry coming from him.

You were only looking at him while he was focused on himself. You felt his confession tug at your heartstrings. You didn’t think Kenny would actually keep his feelings from you. He was usually honest and happy with you.

Apparently not, but that didn’t upset you or break your trust. You were just glad he was even okay to open up to you about this.

“But that’s the thing.”

“Huh?” He breathed, turning his gaze back to you.

You find yourself tracing the some of scars that covered his back as he basked himself in your touch. “I’ll be honest with you: I don’t care what you look like. I don’t care if you show up one day on my doorstep with a different nose or something. All I know is that I’ll love every version of you no matter what you’re like, yeah?” You whispered, lips barely grazing his as you straddled him with his head in the palm of your hands.

“If you’re scared that you’ll forget any of us, just know that we’ll be here to guide you. For every memory of yours that might fade, we’ll always make a new one. Whether you forget us or not, we’ll be here to stick beside you.”

He only looked at you in silence for a few moments. You couldn’t tell what he was thinking at that moment. “YN?”

“Yeah?”

“Have I told you how much I love you?” Instantly, you felt your lips curl up into a smile you know you’d have no chance of holding back.

“Yeah,” you answered, a tiny giggle coming out of your lips as you did. ”But I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of it.”

“Well, I love you then.” He spoke, leaning in to close the very small gap between you two. You quickly pulled back after a brief second.

“Let’s get you cleaned up first. You can love me later. You’re all sweaty.” You laughed, giving him a smile and a squeeze on the hand. All he did was nod and smile, gratefulness hinting at the glimmer of his eyes.

#cocogrrrl's writing #south park fanfiction #south park x reader #kenny x reader #kenny mccormick x you #kenny mccormick x y/n #kenny mccormick x reader

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southparkhcsocs · 24 days

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I feel like Vee is gonna have a cartman arc. She's probably gonna start acting a bit like him? 👀

I think it's true that you start turning into your partner after a while

Just a shame Veronica is gonna take only bad traits while Cartman will take OK traits lol

Idk if I'll show it in this comic but your ask did inspire this

Don't ask me why

#south park #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman #south park cartman #south park eric cartman #sp cartman #cartman cult #sp eric cartman #south park ocs #south park oc #veronica

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lets-all-calm-down-a-bit · 3 months

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Style, Kyman, cartters, crat, and Henrietta

Yay!!!! YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Style: I SHIP IT SO HARD AHHHHH. I don’t really know when exactly I started shipping it, but I know some of the main contributors were the episodes “Super Best Friends”“You’re Getting Older/AssBurgers” and “Cupid Ye.” (Not to mention The Post Covid movies hehehe.) One of my favorite things about the ship is definitely their emaculate “yes, and” dynamic, and the way their traits compliment each other. I also looooveeee friends to lovers in teen romance, and adore domestic bliss in older romance. An unpopular opinion I suppose I have is that both Stan and Kyle are dorky loser assholes. Neither of them are “fem” or “masc.” They’re just stan and kyle. Kyle and Stan. OH AND ANOTHER UNPOPULAR OPINION I HAVE!!! They’re BOTH on the asexual spectrum!! Kyle is demigrey-sexual and Stan is sex repulsed asexual!! I will stand by this till I die.

OK NEXT!

Kyman: Urggg this one is iffy for me so I’m going to answer a mixture of both yes and no questions. I appreciate the ship from other people but don’t personally ship it because I like domestic bliss and fluff, and I can’t see them having a non-toxic dynamic. I’m all for a good enemies to lovers, but their situation is more complex than that. I feel like Kyle would never feel romantic love for Eric. He is definitely cursed to forever care about Eric, and have a deepest belief that he could somehow fix him that has the potential to verge into obsessive territory, but that’s all I see. One sided Kyman though? That’s literally just canon. Like fr Cartman is psychosexually obsessed with Kyle and if you don’t see that you did NOT watch the same show as me. I would probably like the ship more if Cartman showed lasting positive character development that wasn’t either shown to be fake or reversed for laughs.

Next…

Buttman: Euahhg. Sorry. I’ve NEVER liked this ship. I envoy their canon dynamic, and I know butters was taken a turn for the worse in more recent seasons, but I still HATE it. Because it’s abusive. At least with Kyman, Kyle and Cartman equal each other out in terms of hard-headedness. Even with his new changes in conviction in the recent seasons, if Cartters was real, it would end up like another damn heidi situation. Cartman would cling to Butters as a source of comfort and stability, while simultaneously belittling him and manipulating him. It would be so unhealthy. And I’m still not over Cartman laughing and watching as Butters was beat by his dad because of something Eric intentionally caused. As someone who grew up in a similar household to that of the Stotch’s, that scene makes me fucking sick. I… don’t really have anything positive to say about this ship tbh. It would probably be palatable to me if Butters was stronger willed, and if Eric showed more compassion to Butters in canon.

Crat: Oh lord. Uh, I was indoctrinated into this cult last year so. CRAT FOR THE WIN!!! (I don’t really genuinely ship it though. No hate to objectum truthers, it’s just forever only a crackship to me.)

AND LAST ONE

I assume the last one is supposed to be Kenrietta? If it is then YAY! If not then, oops sorry ): Anyway, I ship it! It’s not my main Kenny ship, (I’m a bunny truther,) but I like it! I’m not sure exactly what my first sight of the ship was, but it may have been either @mysterionrisez or @saprozoicworm. Not sure though. Regardless, I love the idea of Kenny playing around with gender-fuckery, and/or being in a Mysterion kinda mood and Henrietta being all like, “Woah,,, that kinda goth…” Like their dynamic would be that one “doing whatever my hot witch girlfriend wants” meme with the guy in a summoning circle smiling. ALSO, Henrietta would 100% do Kenny’s makeup. EEE i just love it. I can’t see it as a long term thing, but they would DEFINITELY give it a go in highschool. Also, both of them are lesbians who are woman and also men and also neither at the same time. Fight me.

OK ANYWAY THATS ALL I HAVE THANKS FOR LISTENING BYEEEE

#colby rambles #south park #southpark #sp #sp style #sp kyman #sp crat #kenrietta #ask game!#not tagging the negative ones because i’m not gonna be the dick who says mean stuff in a ship tag #cloby's headcannons

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bojackhorsemanobviously · 1 year

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"Hey, there buddy what do you think of my new shirt?"

It had Erics face with the word say Best SON Ever.

@ccartman

#ccartman #cult of cartman

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mouschiwrites · 3 months

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7 WITH BUTTERS IS THAT OK?! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU BTW YOU DESERVE THIS!!

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YAAY You’re back!!! Thank you sm for your support, I always love hearing from you 💝💖🍋💖💝

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South Park - 7. “I’m yours. I’ll always be yours.” (Butters Stotch) (300 follower event)

You weren’t quite sure how you got looped into this. It was an impromptu invitation, leaving you less than four hours to prepare yourself; mentally and physically. The hours seemed to pass far too quickly, and now you found yourself leaning over the bathroom sink, scrutinizing your appearance in the mirror.

A knock at the door startled you out of your focused state, and you head snapped in the direction from which it came. Dashing out of the bathroom, you scrambled to answer the door.

After taking a deep breath to try and regain your wind, you opened the door. What you saw made clear the reason you were doing this.

There, in a dorky but not entirely hideous button-up, was Butters Stotch, your boyfriend. His face lit up when he met your eyes, and he chirped his usual greeting. “Y/n! Hi!”

He looked you up and down, his face shifting from a smile to an expression of utter awe. “Wow,” he gawked, “you look gorgeous!”

You blushed a little, looking yourself over. “You think so? I kind of threw this together last-minute.”

“It’s incredible! Just like you,” he took your hand, giving it a little squeeze. “Should we go now?”

You nodded, pulling out your key to lock the door behind you after you stepped out into the chilly night. Luckily it was only a short walk to Butters’ friend’s house, so you didn’t suffer too long in the cold.

You could hear the booming music from the sidewalk, and from the windows you could see strobing lights. You couldn’t imagine a more stereotypical party, and you said as much to Butters as you climbed the porch steps.

“Is that a bad thing?” He looked at you with eyes that asked if you should both just go home, forget the party, tell Butters’ friend that you couldn’t make it after all.

“Nah,” you nodded to the door, using the hand Butters wasn’t holding to twist the knob, “let’s do some stereotypical partying.”

“Okay!”

If it was stereotypical on the outside, it was straight from some cheesy cult classic on the inside. Red solo cups, flashy party clothes, the smell of pizza mixed with the pungent odor of some type of substance—you raised a brow in amusement, glancing at Butters. He was looking around with wide eyes filled equally with amazement and anticipation.

“Come on,” you shouted over the blaring pop music. “Let’s find your friend.”

It wasn’t hard to find Cartman in a crowd. If you didn’t hear his characteristic shouting, you could just follow the trail of offended or annoyed faces and you’d find him in no time. On this particular occasion, you used the latter method, which proved successful as ever.

“Aw, dude!” Cartman looked momentarily irked, but he closed his eyes for a second and reopened them looking more smug than anything. “So,” he began, cockiness already dripping from his voice, “what do you guys think of my party?”

“It’s really cool!” Butters beamed.

“Oh, you’re too kind. This really was just a last-minute kind of thing. I didn’t even know my mom was leaving town until this morning! So I just threw this little thingy together… no big deal.”

You snorted. “And does your mom know what you’re doing while she’s gone?”

Cartman’s eyes narrowed into slits. He opened his mouth, but no words came out. Electing to ignore your comment, he gestured to the refreshments table. “The pizza is pretty good apparently.”

That was your cue to leave. You both made yourselves plates and, not trusting the large punch bowl of blue fluid, filled your red solo cups with tap water.

You found a spot against a wall to eat and chat, and people from your school came and went. No one seemed to be too interested in you, but they still wanted to say hi, make some comments about the party, compliment your outfits, etc, etc.

When you finished your food, you offered to take your plates to the trash. Butters thanked you, giving you a kiss on the cheek as you passed him.

You made your way into the kitchen, immediately realizing that you had no idea where the trash can was. You’d never been to Cartman’s house before.

You must’ve looked as lost as you felt, because in a few seconds you heard an annoyingly familiar voice behind you.

“The trash can is under the sink.”

Nodding in acknowledgment, you dumped your plates in the can. Then, turning to go back to Butters, you found yourself cornered by Cartman, who had a mischievous look in his eye.

He draped an arm around your shoulder, leaned in confidentially. “Smell that?”

“Your BO?”

“No, you idiot!”

“The pizza?”

“You seriously might be the dumbest person here. The other smell.”

Your eyes narrowed warily, which Cartman took as an invitation to continue. “They’re doing it upstairs. Apparently it’s some pretty crazy stuff. Pungent, or whatever.”

Your face twisted in disgust. “I think I’m good,” you said, ducking out from under Cartman’s arm.

You heard him scoffing something about you being a coward as you walked away, so you made sure to give him a special little hand gesture without turning around.

Butters was looking anxious as you approached. You figured maybe he was getting a little claustrophobic, as the number of people crammed into the house had almost doubled since you arrived. So you nodded towards the back door, taking Butters by the hand.

The air was cold, but refreshing in comparison to the musty atmosphere inside. You took a deep breath, watching the little cloud you exhaled fade into the night.

“You okay?” You asked, putting a hand on Butters’ arm.

He looked down, then to the side, then to the other side, avoiding your gaze. “Um… do you like Cartman?”

“No. But I still wanted to come tonight,” you gave a smile you hoped was reassuring.

“Does Cartman like you?”

Now you were getting confused. “I don’t know. Butters, what’s wrong?”

He finally met your eyes, and his were filled with anguish. “I saw him put his arm around you. And he leaned in…”

You blinked. Almost gagged. “Oh my lord. Me—me and..! ew, Butters, don’t even say that! I’m gonna be sick.”

His eyes flashed to pure concern. “Oh no, should I get a barf bag?!”

Innocent confusion switched his expression yet again when you started laughing.

“No, I’m fine. Just a figure of speech.” When you finally regained your composure, you took both of Butters’ hands in your own, looking deep into his eyes.

“There’s nothing between me and anyone else. I’m yours. I’ll always be yours.”

A little smile blossomed on his lips, only growing as he squeezed your hands and leaned in to kiss your forehead.

“Good! I like being with you.”

“I like being with you, too. A lot more than I like this party.”

“Yeah, me too, I think. Can we go?”

“I thought you’d never ask.”

You decided to go around the house rather than through it, mainly to avoid the suffocating atmosphere, but also to keep away from a certain little charlatan of a host.

The walk back felt longer than the walk there, and by the time you reached your home you were shivering. Maybe bringing a coat might’ve been a good idea.

You let Butters build a nest of blankets on the couch while you made hot cocoa for the both of you.

“Marshmallows?”

“Yes!! Can we watch Avengers too?”

“Of course.”

You spent the two-odd hours of the movie trying to forget the party and the freezing temperatures outside, drowning yourself in blankets and cocoa and warm touches.

By the end of the movie, you’d just about fallen asleep. You were comfortably nestled against Butters’ side, with his arm on your back and his fingers tracing little shapes against your skin.

“Can you stay tonight?”

“I was going to ask you.”

You giggled sleepily, letting your eyes close at last.

“You don’t want to change into pajamas?”

“Mmm. Too warm.”

Butters seemed to contemplate for a moment. At length he leaned back, flattening himself on the couch and dragging you to lay on top of him. “You’re right.”

As your thoughts melted into the brainless stupor of sleep, you felt a kiss being pressed onto the top of your head. “I’ll always be yours, too.”

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sorrinslays · 8 months

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My Craig's gang headcanons

Craig is a mama's boy, sorry, I don't make the rules

Clyde definitely has broken at least onε 3DS in the dumbest way possible, like crying and the tears messing up with the machine or by bragging that his 3DS is indestructible, ending with Cartman sitting on it and crushing it in the process

Tolkien's favourite movie is lion king, don't ask, I have no idea why I thought of that

Jimmy reads those "how to be professionally funny" books religiously

Tweek tried a monster once and nearly had a heart attack from stress because he mentally convinced himself it's stronger than the coffee he normally drinks and his body is going to explode from all the caffeine intake

Craig and Clyde have secret hang outs that they (Clyde) named "best bros date" where they talk about their favourite things (space, dinosaurs, race cars etc.) and watch their favourite cartoons

Tolkien for Jimmy's birthday bought him a microphone so that Jimmy can have improv comedy sessions whenever and wherever he pleases

Tweek had to go throught 'trials' to join Craig's gang. Nothing serious, just normal fourth grader stuff, like having him climb the monkey bars in under fifteen seconds or something like that. Needless to say, the poor boy almost had a panic attack and jugged a whole ass pot of coffee and climbed the bars in one millisecond

Craig and Tolkien go to the bookstore once a month and get a book. It's their way of motivating one another to read more

Clyde and Jimmy once (in their late teens) got super wasted and made a youtube video where they told really bad jokes. It blew up and they woke up to a bunch of analyses video talking about how they are the next big step in making comedy better. They remember nothing and only learned what happened through Craig who found it very entertaining

Tweek accidently ate a small rock once and was freaked out for a week straight thinking he's going to die. The fourth grade ended up playing 'funeral' with everyone having different roles. Tweek was the dead guy

Whenever Craig and Jimmy are left alone unsupervised they go to Craig's basement and make videos in which they just talk for hours about the people they hate and they managed to gather a small cult following by just hating on people

Tolkien and Clyde once crashed a car

Tweek wanted to continue boxing after his and Craig's fight but was scared and nervous to enter a club alone. At some point once he becomes part of Craig's gang, he tells that to the guys and, in order to encourage him to join, all of them (-Jimmy because he's in the comedy club) join. Craig and Tolkien go for kickboxing and Clyde and Tweek go boxing

Craig is the kind of person who knows a lot of random stuff and skills that he never mentions unless it's brought up. He's like that one guy on Tik Tok who knows the bird language, the OwO language, the cat language ect. His friends never know and anytime he's like "oh yeah, I know how to speak Latin, don't worry I can talk to this demon to leave us alone," the guys are like "HUH"

Clyde has the entire Dinosaur wiki memorized

When Tolkien first joined the group he spend days researching everything he could find about the others' interests out of fear he won't be able to participate in conversations or something. After a few one on one conversations Clyde and Jimmy figured it out pretty early own because it was pretty obvious, but Craig never did and still thinks Tolkien is genuinely interested in space and Tolkien doesn't want to break the illusion so he keeps researching and talking about stars and planets and everything else for hours with Craig

Jimmy knows Portuguese, I don't know why or how but it seems like something he would do

Tweek and Clyde weren't on the best terms at first because Clyde was kinda spooked of Tweek's tics since he didn't understand them, but overtime he learned that Tweek is a pretty cool dude

Craig loves to cook and clean, it's relaxing to him because he can just go through the notions and end up being productive. His friends have tasted his cooking multiple times and love it.

The whole gang has at some point worked in both Tweak.Bros and mr Donavan's shoe store

Tolkien's place is where they usually have their sleepovers. If for whatever reason they can't go to Tolkien's, then it's Craig's basement cause his parents are pretty chill and nice. They almost never go to Tweek's because his parents freak out the gang

Jimmy once wrote his final exam high on mushrooms and got a perfect score

Tweek never got a driving license because he's too scared of cars

#south park #sp craig tucker #sp jimmy #sp clyde #sp tolkien #sp tweek #craig's gang #craig tucker #clyde donovan #tolkien black #jimmy valmer #tweek tweak #headcanon

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everythingwasnormalhere · 6 days

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I saw ur posts Abt talking about headcanons and since Im so obsessed with this one

What do u feel abt Kyle being chubby cuz he gets spoiled by his mom, and his genes from his mother ig. him being really insecure about it and that's why he makes fun of Cartman for it

I ALREADY THOUGHT OF THIS OMG 🫶

ok soooo youve posted sm chubby kyle you completely convinced me XD you got me to join your cult congrats /silly

bUT since i see older him (16-17) as quite thin, i hc that after humancentiPad he stops eating almost completely so he loses lots of weight,,,idk i like angst 😭✨

#but yes chubby kyle is canon in my heart 🫶#kyles one of my favsss i love talking abt him<3 #south park #south park hcs #south park headcanons #south park fandom #kyle broflovski #south park kyle #kyle sp #chubby kyle #tw ed implied #tw eating issues #<- just being safe idk #humancentiPad #angst headcanons #my hcs #answered :D

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