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curvycannamom · 2 years
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echoing-locations · 2 months
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starscelly · 7 months
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NEW GUY
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lady-ika · 2 years
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doodle sketchy bit of blorbo of the hour maybe ill finish this i need to post my art here more
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skiploom · 2 years
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home by Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros is literally a columbo and wifey song… im shaking so hard rn
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manticore-fangs · 25 days
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part 2 of this.
cw: none really, just slight angst
“it- it’s me, johnny. i’m- i’m your wife.” you look at him and he looks at you, with a frown. “i’m sorry bonnie, i dunno ya’.” you start to whimper and cry, going down on your knees from your husband johnny not knowing who you were, he looked away as the four boys look at him then you. simon spoke up. “johnny.. you remember us.. but not your wife?” johnny all but shakes his head. “i’m sorry bonnie.. i really am. i just.. can’t remember.”
you look at him and waddle you way up to his bed. “please johnny. i love you a lot, please tell me this is a joke.” he shakes his head while you cry and whimper. you look at simon. he sat down next to you on the bed, you rest your head on his shoulder. crying before falling asleep from how tired you were.
the few days passed and you frequently visit johnny. though he may not remember you, you still make an effort to see him. this day, you both were alone as you put his favourite flowers near the window and he watched you intensely, watching how you move. you here sheets moving and wheels squeaking around the ground. you though it was nothing, just looking at the daisies and rubbing their petals.
then you felt a pair of arms around your waist. “i kno’ tha’ i cannae remember ye’. but i do kno’ that i still love ya’. your my wife after all and i married ye’ for a reason.” he spoke. his warmth engulfing your cold body from how freezing the hospital room was. “i know johnny.” you turn around in his hold and face him. you both hug for who knows how long, needing to feel that your johnny was safe and with you.
“i know.. you don’t know me but..” you stop talking and he looks at you, urging you to go on. “i want.. just one kiss. please..” you look down, tears welling up in your eyes. just waiting to get denied, but you feel his rough hands move your jaw up. he nods at you and you both move in for the kiss. it was a passionate kiss. tears falling down your face, leaving streaks of salty warm water across your cheeks.
you try to move away but johnny stops you from moving. he inches you closer and holds you tight, you put a hand to his chest and move back. breathing in fresh air as he looks at you, endearingly. “i think i remember you now.”
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(short, sorry i have no motivation atm <\3)
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minihotdog · 3 months
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Caught Red handed // Part 2
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Summary: Soap Catches His Roommate Reading an Erotic Novel AGAIN
Part 1
Pairing: John "Soap" Mactavish x Fem!Reader
a/n: I've been sick as a dog and I'm not the happiest about how this one turned out so I'll write a soap fic with a little more punishment in the future when I don't feel like my insides are melting
c/w: P in V, biting, aftercare
word count: 2k
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Johnny made it clear that he didn’t want to catch you reading dirty books again, but you’re only human. Your newly discovered love for the genre made it impossible to stay away. 
You picked up a new one at the bookstore, this time with a more discrete cover. The summary described a romance between a woman and her soldier husband. It was a love that stands the test of time and struggle as he changes from the horrors he’s seen. Upon getting home and settling down to read it, you quickly discovered that wasn’t the case. The book was downright rancid, a crime almost. You’d gotten comfortable in your PJs and fuzzy socks excited to dive into the story only to receive a figurative slap to the face.
He was so desperate to breed her. His rough and violent thrusts almost put her head through the wall.
“Be my good little wife and take my load.”
“When I come back you better be holding my kid in your arms waiting for me to put another one in you.”
Your hand was over your mouth as your eyes scanned every sentence multiple times to ensure you didn’t pull them from your imagination.
You couldn’t help but imagine Johnny as the character. The author went into detail about the male character sitting and watching his high school sweetheart, turned wife, undress for him. How his thick thighs took up the entirety of the chair and his cock rested to the side atop the dense muscle, all you could see was Johnny with his evil little smirk and shaggy hair he’d grown out on leave.
The jangling of keys on the other side of the front door rips you from your fantasies. You jolt upwards and run towards your bedroom to stash the book in your nightstand. You’d been sleeping with Johnny in his bed so there wasn’t a possibility of him accidentally stumbling on it.
You waltz out of your room coming face to face with Johnny. You jump, clutching your chest with a squeak.
“Johnny! You scared the shit out of me!”
He looks at you with an eyebrow raised.
“Wha’ are ye up tae?”
“What?! Nothing, just getting a heart attack from you.”
He fakes a quick step towards you and your arms instinctively shoot to the walls blocking him. He chuckles, wrapping his arms around your waist and giving your lips a peck. He rests his forehead on yours.
“Yer hidin’ somethin’ an’ I’m gonnae find out wha’ it is.” He squints at you before turning into the kitchen.  
Damn it! Why did I do that?!!
You try to keep an eye on Johnny to make sure he won’t go snooping, but the moment he wraps his arms around you the book is completely forgotten. The two of you cuddle on the couch to watch reruns of old shows together. He runs his hand up and down your side kissing down your shoulder. He settles on your waist and his thumb caresses the little bit of exposed skin. He nibbles on your neck and slips his hand under your tank top taking a handful of your breast.
“You’re worse than a dog in a rut!” You slap his hand away.
“Cannae help masel’ when I’m wi’ ye, bonnie.” He whines, nuzzling his nose into your neck. His hips grind into you and he lets out a groan.  
“Johnny, I haven’t showered today.” Your complaining falls on deaf ears as his arms wrap tighter around you. “Let me goooo!”
“Fine, if it makes ye stop fussin’.” He huffs as you sit up. He crosses his arms making a high-pitched ‘hmphf’. 
“I’ll be back, hun.” You lean down to give him a quick kiss.
Johnny waits for the shower to turn on before springing into action. He tosses the blanket to the side and tip-toes down the hallway determined to figure out what you’d been hiding earlier. He enters your room and begins looking around. He opens your closet, makes a mess of your desk drawers until he stumbles over to your nightstand. He pulls the drawer open and discovers the dark-covered book you tossed in there. The cover looked innocent enough, a soldier walking hand in hand with a woman in a pink sun dress. He flips the book over to read the summary. His eyes scan the text and he lets out a quiet ‘awww’ before opening it to a random page in the middle. 
“Jesus Christ, bonnie, wha’ are ye readin’ now?” His eyes go wide for a moment and he sucks his teeth.
You step out of the shower and wrap yourself in a towel before walking into his bedroom. You pick through his dresser for your clothes. He insisted you move some of your clothes to his room but they quickly got buried under his. You pick out your favorite striped pj shorts and an old shirt of his that you cut into a crop top. You walk out of his room heading back to the couch only to be stopped in your tracks when you notice the door of your room wide open and the light on. 
FUCK!
You quiet your footsteps and slowly peek into the room. You see him sitting on your bed, drawer open, and a very familiar object in his hands. You decide that the best thing you can do is hide but as you shift your weight onto your back foot the floor creaks.
“Bonnie!” He calls out. The stern tone in his voice makes you jump. “Come ower here.” You silently freak the fuck out before poking your head through the door.
“Yes, honey?”
The look on his face pulls you into the door frame.
“Wha’ did I tell ye no tae be readin’ the kin o’ books?”
Shit. He’s mad.
His accent gets rougher and you know for a fact that he’s not happy with this discovery.
You’re quick to defend yourself.
“I swear I didn’t know!” You blurt out. “The summary was so cute I didn’t think it was gonna be like that.”
He looks down, closing the book before looking back at you.
“Ye jus’ bought it? Didn’t ye open it up afore haund?”
His eyebrows furrow. His intense gaze burrows into you waiting for an answer. You chew on your bottom lip. He was always able to get the truth out of you. He knew you couldn’t stand being at the receiving end of his glare. You begin fumbling your fingers.
“I may have read a chapter at the store.” He throws his head back with a groan upon hearing the confession. “BUT, it wasn’t like the rest of the book, I swear!”
His jaw clenches for a second and he shakes his head.
“Oh bonnie, wha’ am I gonnae dae wi’ ye?” He mutters as he stands, shaking the book at you before tossing it onto the bed. He calmly walks towards you. He towers over you and one of his hands tangles itself in your hair pulling just enough to make you look straight up at him. 
“Yer a pure bad lassie. Cannae even heed simple orders.” 
He suddenly takes you by the arm and walks you into his room.
“Nasty wee thing,” He growls, forcing you onto the bed. “Can’t follow directions. Hidin’ things from me.” He sucks his teeth as his hands rush to yank your shirt off. He gives you no time to reorient yourself before he pushes you onto your back.
He climbs onto the bed and straddles you gripping your wrists in one hand. He grabs your chin forcing you to look up at him.
“Needy fuckin’ whore, aren’t ye?”
“Johnny, I’m sorry.” You whine trying to break out of his grip.
He scoffs, “We’ll see about tha’.”
He yanks his sweats off. You watch him closely hoping that he’ll change his mind about this punishment. His size becomes more apparent with the anger radiating off of him. 
“Baby, I promise I won’t do it anymore.” He ignores your pleas. Your eyes trail down and you see he’s rock-hard. He lays his weight on you biting at your neck. His bare cock presses against you over your shorts. His free hand goes to your breast, pinching your nipple and rolling it in his fingers. You half-mindedly grind against him.
“Oh no, Lassie. Yer not getting what you want just yet.”
He kisses down your chest capturing one of your nipples in his mouth, his tongue plays with the sensitive nub. He slides his arm under your thigh, bringing one leg to his waist. His fingers run over your clothed cunt and he groans.
“Yer soaked. My wee slut is so wet fur me.” His voice rasps. His mouth moves to your other breast. Your nails dig into your palms when his teeth graze the nub.
“Baby, please,” You cry out, needing to feel him inside you. The ache was becoming too much to bear and he was so close. His scent only helped to cloud your brain and the heat radiating off of him was setting you ablaze.
“So impatient.” He taunts as he pulls away to work your shorts down your legs to reveal the wet patch on your panties that had become transparent. He chokes out a moan at the sight,
“So fuckin’ wet.”
He slips his fingers underneath the fabric at your hips and in a swift motion pulls them until they rip. You gasp, eyes shooting down at him. He’d never acted this way in bed, he’d usually undress you with a thousand kisses, making sure his lips touched every bit of exposed skin until he reached where you wanted him most, he’d slow down for a moment and place a kiss on your clit before devouring you whole and leaving you with soul-crushing orgasm before the big finale. This time he restrains himself leaving your hips bucking for his touch. In this moment, you missed your sweet and caring Johnny.
“I know wha’ ye want, bonnie.” He looks up at you with his little evil smirk. “I’m not gonna treat ye like my princess when yer not actin’ like one.”
Before you can protest his fingers begin playing at your entrance. He slides two of his thick digits into you. Your breath hitches feeling the calloused skin inside you. He pumps his fingers, curling them into that special spot.
“So tight.” He breaths out, occasionally flicking your clit with his thumb. You want him inside you so bad your head is spinning. He lowers his head dropping his tongue to your clit, he couldn’t help himself, his head belonged in between your legs and he couldn’t fight that.
He continues moving his fingers in and out of you, grazing your g-spot each time. His tongue circles your clit and you throw your head back into the pillows. Your pants fill the room, your wrists aching.
“Johnnyyyyy.” Your back arches as he speeds up. His eyes almost roll back listening to your whines.
He feels you tighten against his fingers, waiting for the right moment. 
“Hmmmm.” You tighten around him once more and he pulls away from you, denying you of your release. Your head shoots up and he’s sucking the wetness off his fingers. He chuckles at the frustrated look on your face.
“That’s not fair!”
“Oh, but it is, only good girls get tae cum.”
He leans over you on his elbow grabbing a handful of your hair. He pulls your head back, the pain forcing a whine from your lips. “No woman of mine will be readin’ filth about another man.” His lips graze the side of your face. “I’m the only man ye should fantasizin’ about. I’m the only one who’s cock ye should be thinkin’ of.”
“You are! You’re the only man I think about!”
“I’ll make sure of it.”
He slides himself into you and your body tenses up at the intrusion. He coos at you as you try to adjust to his length. He forces your head to the side and his lips are on yours. He deepens the kiss attempting to capture your tongue with his. He uses the kiss as a distraction to slide the rest of himself into you. He buries himself to the hilt and you gasp into the kiss. He moans softly, breaking away from your lips and resting his head in the crook of your neck. The feeling of being inside you was almost too much for him to bear. So warm and wet, the nerves on his cock fire off when the tip finds your soft cervix.
“Fuckin’ Christ.” He pants into your skin. “This pussy is pure sin.”
He gathers himself before he begins moving. He slides in and out of you and your lips part slightly, eyes clamped shut. He releases shaky breaths, the tightness making his head spin.
“O’ fuck!” He thrusts slowly, pulling away slightly to enjoy the view of him disappearing inside you. His free hand grabs your waist to keep you from sliding away from him as his pace picks up. Your mind goes blank, the stretch of his cock is intoxicating. His thrusts jolt you upwards forcing whines from you. 
“Johnny, please let me touch you.”
“Promise me no more of those fuckin’ books,” He breaths into your necks.
“I promise, I promise, I promise!” You chant. Your voice comes out pathetic and desperate. He releases your wrists, his arms sliding under your body to wrap around you. Your hands fly to his back, nails digging into his skin. He pounds into you relentlessly, your eyesight blurs, and your back struggles to arch against his weight. 
His name falls from you in a chant mixed with small gasps. The bed creaks loudly as his hips slam into the underside of your soft thighs. Your legs wrap around his waist, hands grasping at him for dear life. He moans into your neck, his rasps hitting your skin along with his ragged breaths.
“Oh god, Johnny!” Your mouth hangs open. The feeling of him filling you up so perfectly leaves you almost in a trance-like state, unable to think or form a single thought. 
“Ye take me so well, bonnie, don’t ye?”
He tightens his hold on you, the tight squeeze around his cock has him almost drooling. Your warm velvet walls test him every time, he uses every bit of strength he has to not finish too soon when he buries himself inside you. His tip kissing your cervix shoots pleasure through the both of you. He swears little invisible hearts circle his head every time you whimper out his name.
He digs his teeth into your neck, marking you. “Mine. All mine.” He groans into the now red flesh. He frees one of his arms from under you and begins massaging your clit begging to feel you clamp down around him. 
“Bonnie, ye feel tae good. Cum on my cock, ye been a good girl.” You moan in response. “Gonnae fill ye up nice and deep. Ye want tha’?”
You nod frantically. Your pussy flutters warning him of your impending orgasm. He continues his pace as he whispers pure filth into your ear. Telling you how much he loves your pussy, how you belong to him and only him. You try to warn him but it hits hard and fast, before you know it you’re a mess beneath him. Nails dragging down his skin leaving red lines, your pussy spasming around him pulling over the edge.
He ruts into you shooting thick streams onto your walls. You feel him twitching inside you as he thrusts his cum deeper into you. “Take it all, bonnie.”
He continues thrusting, dragging out your orgasm. Your pussy clamps down on him milking him for all he’s worth leaving you twitching from the overstimulation.
“Fuckin’ hell.” He slows his movements letting out a deep breath before locking eyes with you. A goofy smile appears on his lips causing you to giggle. He mummers a “C’mere,” before kissing you sweetly. He slides out of you slowly as he caresses your thigh.
“Let’s get ye cleaned up,” He plants a kiss on your forehead before wrapping his arms around you once more and lifting you onto his lap. He slides the both of you off the bed and carries you into the bathroom putting you down gently on the counter. He turns the shower on and while the two of you wait for the water to heat up he peppers your face with kisses. 
He carries you into the shower letting you steady yourself on your feet before pulling you to his chest. The warm water runs over his shoulders flowing down your back. His lips brush the top of your head.
“I love you, bonnie.” He whispers.
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brewed-pangolin · 4 months
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Inspired by your thoughts on tea, since we know Soap makes fun of Ghost during the Alone mission for asking for a cuppa... do you think Soap would make tea for his wife? Tease her about it but always make sure her favored brand is in the pantry?
Umm...I might have gone a little overboard with this. Oopsies. (But I loved it so much!!)
Johnny would absolutely tease his love for your certain affection and acquired tastes towards tea.
Always muttering little quips under his breath as you meticulously scrutinize the herbal tea aisle of the grocery store for the better part of half an hour.
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"Steamin Jesus, gonnae be growin' roots inta th'floor if this takes any longer."
You roll your eyes at him. Too lost in mulling over whether to go with the tried and true chamomile tea bags you've been using for years, or venture out and take a chance on the loose tea you've been reading so much about.
You decide, after much internal deliberation, to go with both.
Once at the checkout lane, you survey the ever growing line of products and can't help but notice that two of your newly cherished items seemed to have miraculously disappeared.
"What's th' bloody difference?" Soap's sudden interjection pulls your eyes towards him. Holding both boxes in his hands, eyes shifting back and forth to give each parcel a quick yet thorough inspection.
"Th's ones tea in a bag. And th's ones loose. So what, ones caged and th'others free range?"
"It's basic chemistry, smartass," you snap back. Snatching both boxes out of his hands, adding them back to the line along the grocery belt.
"You should know something about that, Soap. Being a demolitions expert and all."
"Aye, I am. Rarely havin' to deal wit botanicals though, sweetheart."
An amused sigh escapes your lips, shaking your head as you point to each box and explain in lamens' terms the difference to the ill educated Scot.
"Tea bags are good for quick steaps, inexpensive and easily accessible. But they also grow bitter quickly, are only good for one-time use, and generally have one dominant aromatic note."
You give him pause, narrowing your eyes and gander whether he's understanding your descriptive breakdown or altogether lost like a deer in headlights. His cocked eyebrow indicates the former, allowing you to continue.
"Loose tea has numerous aromatic tones, a longer shelf life, greater variety, and one scoop can be brewed multiple times. Yes, they're quite a bit more expensive and take longer to steap, but the pros outweigh the cons pretty unanimously."
"So why ya buyin' both then, bonnie?"
"The same reason you buy two bottles of the same whisky? One single malt and the other blended. Different brewing styles bring out different keynotes in taste. It's simple chemistry and, why are you looking at me like that?"
You question abruptly. His cerulean eyes gazing upon you with the warmth of a summer's dawn. And carrying with it a smile that would make any young mare weak and tremble at the knees.
"Yer so fuckin' cute when ya go on a tangent like that, bonnie. Cannae help but get lost in ya," he whispers. His thumb gently wrapping around the curve of your chin as he leisurely closes the distance between you.
"Um. Excuse me?"
A sudden, unfamiliar voice tears you both out of your enchanting eye lock, forcing you to break from his gaze and focus on the somewhat embarrassed expression of the young cashier.
"That'll be $78.95, ma'am."
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Not even two months later, you turned John MacTavish into a class act tea brewing connoisseur. Something about the chemical intricacies of it seemed to pull at the explosive alchemy that flowed so easily within his mind.
Boiling the water to the perfect alloted time and temperature. Pouring it carefully over the filled infuser that he measured out like an artisanly skilled brewer. He even had an app that would indicate the steeping time for each distinct batch of tea leaves.
And as he brought the expertly steeped brew up to you in bed, you couldn't help but give yourself a theoretical pat on the back to turning the once tea scoffing Scot into a true master brewer.
"Simon would be proud, John." You teased, bringing the porcelain rim of elegantly decorated cup to your lip.
And Soap answered first with a icy glare, followed quickly by his typical brogish banter.
"Donnae fuckin' dare, lass."
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moongreenlight · 3 months
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Need more secret wife please 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
WIP Wednesday? WIP Wednesday.
Secret Wife p3 SMALL UPDATE that I have been hoarding like a dragon with treasure lol (I am riddled with guilt)
It takes Johnny upwards of two hours sat alone in his car in silence to fully process what just happened. He’d tried to ask a thousand follow up questions in some rapid-fire babble, but he was met with a wall of stony silence. Goes on stupidly for well over two minutes until Ghost knocks him with a cupped palm on his temple. Little rougher than could be considered friendly, but nowhere near harmful. Served to bring him back to earth.
“Take a breath, sergeant.”
The low rumble of Simon’s voice barely rises over the dull roar of the cars around them.
“Fuck off.”
Johnny looks less gobsmacked than he feels.
“Mind your manners.”
A bite. He must’ve quit smoking around you for the time being. Made him more waspish than usual.
“Cannae believe you, bastard. Kept a secret tha’ big from us all this time?”
Simon took a labored breath in. A sigh like the stiffness of his muscles was creating a vice around his lungs. He threw a sideways glance back toward your car a few aisles over. Like he was making sure you were still there and situated. Pursed his lips and rubbed the bridge of his nose while saying something about how Soap was to under no circumstance take you up on the dinner offer. Turned on his heel and made his way back over to you without a goodbye.
Johnny had half a mind to disobey out of sheer bull-headedness but decided against it just before he sent you a message on his last day of leave. Deleted the text he’d drafted and resigned to trying to press Simon more about things when they got back on base.
He tried, persistent bugger that he is, to pester his L.T. to give up more information. When the two of you’d gotten married. Why he hadn’t said anything. Why wasn’t he invited to the wedding? Was there a wedding? Does anyone else know? All fruitless. Snubbed each time.
He would have been offended if he hadn’t come to know Ghost so well over the years. He’s cagey at his warmest, so it’s no real surprise that he’s kept this under lock and key. The real shock came from the understanding that it happened at all in the first place. Johnny had a hard time wrapping his mind around someone as kind and welcoming as you somehow getting tangled with someone as stoic and brutish as Ghost. He tried to conjure up infinitely many situations where the two of you met and the coupling made sense, but he never stumbled on one that felt right.
Your went into labor over a month early. Just a few weeks after the boys had returned to base. Four hours before the boys were due to board a flight that would deploy them for three weeks. It was the only time Simon had ever been late to call. Johnny was sent to go track him down by an extraordinarily eggy Price.
He found him ready to leave, rifle slung over his back like a soldier. Pacing the hall outside your room in the bay. Down a short corridor in the back that usually hosted surgeries. He was whale-eyed and hostile toward the sound of Johnny’s boots echoing across the brick. It was jarring to see him so agitated. His hulking frame tangibly vibrating through the pounds of gear he was sporting. He truly considered just walking away. Spinning some tale about desertion because that seemed entirely less daunting than trying to corner an animal like Ghost.
Johnny eventually got him to leave. It was a non-option at this point, just a matter of getting the big bastard into the chopper. Tugging him away was like leashing a feral dog. He was fanatical, tugging at the lead and choking himself the entire way across the landing pad. Didn’t stop snarling until he was pushed down into his seat by Price and made to shut up.
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curvycannamom · 2 years
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Top 9: television edition part 2 (top 18)
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shotmrmiller · 3 months
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Capt’ Mactavish’s wife *running* out the house for her girls night with ‘09 reader because Johnny can’t keep his hands to himself when she’s dressed up.
She’s taken to a squirt bottle. He was kissing on her neck from behind the couch. Mauling her when she whipped it out the first time. He fell back with an ‘ACK!’ and a loud thud and she’s just like ‘that’s what you get for acting like a horny teen!’
“You were tryin’ for a bairne yea? I’ve been reading up on positions! Lemme show you!” And she’s just like- I’m not going to survive this, am I? “I can pick up where we left off hen! Trust!”
I imagine Captain Mactavish went for a woman who is *younger* than himself. She’s a few years older than Soap, but she grew used to her grizzled ol’ guy and his routine! She’s old at heart now! He couldn’t immediately get it up every 3 minutes. But! He would take longer to cum, so the sessions were more intimate.
Soap? God, she’s not used to this! She needs water! They’re going into 5, 6 rounds and she’s blacking out! But, she doesn’t want to because she’s ‘scared’ he’ll keep going!!! She enjoys his enthusiasm, it’s sweet to see this part of her Johnny that she didn’t get to experience much! but, GOD DAMN *sprays squirt bottle*
…”this a subliminal message lass? This your mind trick to tell me you can squirt? Shit lass! Let’s get on that! Lemme figure it out myself!” Just talking you through the entire thing….
He’s totally asking what the baby names you were looking at were, while balls deep. what your registry looked like as he prods your cervix. Do ya’ have a Pinterest board for what ya’ want the nursery to look like? Add him, please? As he shoots his load deep. “You want a girl, or boy lass? What’re we havin’? Tell me what to give ya.” He cooed as he holds your legs up, elevated so it TAKES.
“I can pick up where we left off hen! Trust!” <- foul. foul foul foul i need him.
Captain MacTavish would totally be the sly type. Oh, the words he whispers into the ears of the ladies should be illegal. I believe he had his fun in his youth and was definitely a little older, but then he saw his wife and said, "Gunnae marry that, I am."
Wife doesn't see the similarities in their pursuit of her because one was suave about it. the other just doesn't care about what he looks like in the eyes of others, and she highkey loves that— just won't admit it.
I love love love that Capt. Soap is passionate when they have sex, but reg Soap is like im gonna get you pregnant, money back guarantee.
"Whadye mean tha' ye need a break? We've jus' begun, bonnie..." he says that 5 rounds in. Pussy is swollen, hole is abused, and she's been stuffed with so much cum it's no longer staying inside even at the angle he has her in to keep it in. She makes a mental note to (ask jeeves) if shooting blanks after finishing multiple times back-to-back is a thing.
She finds squirting embarrassing, as does when her cunt gets air inside but Soap??? Living his best life with it.
"Dinnae be embarrassed, hen, i love it when yer pussy talks back to me." <- this is so embarrassing my face is on fire
He definitely tries to get her to squirt, but he loses all patience because 'Ye just feel so good around my fingers, I cannae wait any longer.'
Soap tells her that his family has twins as he pumps her full of cum, and that he already has a list with names if she wants to go over it sometime later today.
He tells her that he's quit drinking, he's always hydrating, and that he takes his daily vitamins just to give his seed a better chance.
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barefoothighlander · 11 months
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i loved your simon x sunshine wife can you please do one with konig ? love your work!!! <3
of course, thank you so much!
warnings: none just fluff, mention of anxiety
It was a pretty big shock to the team when they found out you and König were married, he was always quiet, keeping to himself where as you would burst into rooms, chatting with anyone who wanted to.
Contrary to popular belief he was talkative, but only when you were home, he'd tell you about his day, animals he'd encounter on his way home if he saw something he thought you'd find interesting.
He loved listening to you talk, ambling about whatever was on your mind, his eyes practically heart-shaped at the way your face lit up, your infectious smile that he loved.
You'd find things to surprise him with, somedays you'd try to cook or bake something that would remind him of his home considering he spent so much time away.
On his most recent deployment, you made it your mission to try and learn some German to surprise him.
You extended your arms to him as he entered the door, "Willkommen zu hause, meine liebe" You struggle through the words, squinting your eyes as you try to remember them. Even behind his hood, you could see his face light up, his eyes crinkling as he smiled, "Where did you learn that?", "Tried to learn some while you were gone, is it terrible?" You scrunch your face and he shakes his head, stepping forward to wrap his arms around you, "You're pronunciation is off but, es ist perfekt, meine liebling"
He enjoyed how tactile you were, always having your hands on him somehow, his favourite was when you played with his hair after a long day. Every morning before he left for work he'd wake you up to braid it for him, insisting that you did it so much better than him and you happily obliged.
You were a naturally curious and extroverted person, stopping in the street to have conversations with strangers, asking to pet their dogs as you walked hand in hand with him, the idea of chatting with strangers made him nervous, scared they'd be intimidated by him but you always held his hand through interactions.
If he was anxious you'd pull him aside and wrap your arms around him, providing some sort of pressure on his chest to help him relax, reminding him to breathe.
He was utterly surprised when you first began dating, his face flushed as you asked him out on a date, most people crossed the street when they saw him, his large mask-clad form roaming the streets, but not you, you didn't treat him differently than any other person.
It took him a few months to be comfortable enough to show you his face, nervous you'd dislike the way he looks but he practically melted into your touch when you stroked a thumb across his cheek, tucking loose hair behind his ear.
"It's long, your hair, I thought it'd be short" "You don't like it" "I love it"
The wedding was small, held at your home with just a few friends, the team and minimal family, you had let him choose the food for the occasion while you took to decorations. Picking flowers from the garden that the two of you had made, it helped with his stress to tend to the flowers, having to be responsible for something so fragile.
You had gotten closer to the team and encouraged him to do the same, inviting them over on weekends and stopping by the base when they were there, it was no surprise that you got along with the men and it helped him get to know them better, lightly laughing along as you joked with Soap and Price.
"Cannae imagine how big your kin will be, I mean the man is massive" König practically choked on the air in his throat as Soap joked. "You have no idea, Johnny" You laughed, König dropped his head in embarrassment, laughing while you leaned to rest your head on his shoulder.
It was a weekly occurrence that you had to remind him that you weren't made of glass, every touch so gentle and careful like it he pressed too hard you'd shatter.
In public his hands always sought some part of your body, whether they settled on your waist or lower back, you grounded him.
He'd complain a lot about how you'd steal food from his plate but the truth was he thought it was cute, how you'd try to sneak bites away while he wasn't looking, or attempt to distract him while he was cooking so you could pick at the food.
Sometimes when he was really tired or stressed he'd slip back into German, forgetting that you couldn't understand every word and apologizing.
"will dich nicht verlassen" He grumbled, you hummed in response, turning his head to peak an eye at you "M'sorry, forgot for a minute" "S'okay, I like hearing you speak" "You can't understand me" "Your face says more than you think" You smile, kissing his forehead while his arms wrapped around you, tugging you into him.
It was a struggle every time he left home, not knowing when he'd be home, but the wait was always worth it, watching him walk through the door and immediately relax his shoulders at the sight of you, his eyes staring at you the same way they did when you first met.
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Willkommen zu hause, meine liebe (welcome home my love)
es ist perfekt, meine liebling (it’s perfect my darling)
will dich nicht verlassen (i don’t wanna leave you)
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ghouljams · 20 days
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GOD. Yeah that's him alright
You know what, more Soap and Moon meeting in every lifetime... Professor Soap meets a girl at a bar.
You've been trying to enjoy your last night before work starts, nursing a beer and tapping away at your tetris game. There's not much for you to do, not with an all hands meeting tomorrow and your syllabus already delivered to the office. You're also attempting to ignore the man that's taken the seat at the bar next to you. You'd hoped giving him the cold shoulder would make him give up on whatever bet was keeping him here, but so far no luck.
"Tha's a fair noggin on you for a wee amount of thoughts," The man leans against the bar with a smile, you pull your shoulders closer to your ears, try to hide the shiver his voice sends down your spine, the way you can hear his smile through the low rumble of his tone, "Nah, ahm only jokin'."
He leans closer, settled heavy on his elbows. You do your best to ignore the way his biceps flex, bigger than you could wrap a hand around and straining the fit of his tee. He's the sort of guy you would have avoided in high school, the sort that absolutely would not approach you for anything less than cold hard cash. You wonder if he's got friends somewhere in the bar keeping an eye on him.
"You're not English are you?" He asks after a moment of watching you. Your eyes dart to him, meet a brilliant blue that lights up excitedly when your eyes touch his. You're quick to look back at your game, clearing another line as you creep closer to your high score. "Too quiet to be English," He surmises. You raise your brows, shaking your head at your phone. This man really isn't getting it.
"Can ah kiss yer face then?" He pivots abruptly. It's unexpected enough that you misplace your next piece and have to rush to try and recover, swearing up a storm as you fail your marathon. He gives a low whistle, and you feel your cheeks burn. "What a mouth ya got on ya-" you close your phone and stare at the bar, "-and such a bonnie accent."
"Are you done?" You ask, finally breaking under his smile, "Just go tell your buddies you did whatever you said you were goin' ta do and leave me alone."
"What is that?" The guy tips his head, "Texas?"
"Tennessee," you correct, wincing at how quickly your retort comes, and how wide his smile grows. Folks in the UK always guess Texas, doesn't matter how different your accent is, or how much you try to hide it. You'd bet he was hoping you'd correct him.
"What a tidy thing ya are," He shakes his head, like he can't help the movement of it, slow and imploring, his fingers find their way over the small of your back and you stiffen, "cannae help wantin' a bite of ya." He cages you against the bar, heat radiating off his broad chest, his brows drawing down as he looks over you, like you're a meal waiting to be served.
"What I wouldnae give tae be between yer thighs, bet ya squirm don't ya hen?" He murmurs, drawing you close with the hand on your back. Warmth rushes over your body. Somehow you're less confident he's been put up to this. Most guys don't go so far as to... well you're hesitant to say proposition you when he mostly just seems to be giving you a wish list, but you have never been on the receiving end of this sort of attention. Then again, usually you're out with your friend, serving as the buffer between her and the men that paw at her.
"That's not funny," You tell him.
"Ahm nae laughin'," He responds easily, his voice a purr above the crowded bar, "Ah've got a nice job, ya could come home with me, be mah little wife. Ah'd take care of ya."
Something in the way he says it, the tip of his head and flint in his eyes, when he leans close you tilt your head for him. The brush of his lips against your neck send goosebumps over your skin, you can't help the little shiver it pulls from you. You're better than this, better than falling for some pushy asshole with an accent, get it together. You settle your hands on his chest --you don't admire how solid it is, don't give his well muscled pecs a little squeeze, don't consider running your fingers down his front to feel if he's got abs to go with those-- and push him back.
"I'm alright on my own thank you," You tell him, "but you can go ahead and pay my tab for botherin' me." You hop off the stool and head for the door, listening to the warm chuckle that sinks into the background of the bar behind you. Somehow you don't doubt that the man, whoever he is, will pay your small bill. You do doubt you'll ever see him again.
He's the first person you're introduced to at the faculty meeting.
"Dr. John Mactavish," The dean introduces with a smile. Dr. Mactavish holds out his hand with a wolf's smile, and you take it with a glare. He wraps his calloused fingers around yours and doesn't let go after the quick shake you give him. In fact his thumb rubs over the back of your hand, and you again have to suppress the shiver he sends through you.
"Johnny," He tells you, "you call me Johnny."
"Dr. Mactavish," You insist, and he tips his head, his smirk making heat drop into the pit of your stomach.
"That what you're hopin' tae be called hen? Or dae ya just nae want anyone knowin' you're sweet on me?"
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christiwhitson · 24 days
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“What are they doing?”
With effort, Jamie pulled his gaze from her and focused instead on the women.
“Waulkin’ wool. They’re singing, aye?”
“Yes. But it’s all in Gaelic, so…”
“Aye,” he chuckled. “Dinna reckon anyone’s bothered to translate the waulking songs into English. I canna hear the tune, but I remember the words. ‘Tis a man singin’ to the lass he wants to court. He’s travelin’ with a heavy heart when he meets her, and even though she’s with many other women, she’s the only one he sees. He thinks people will disapprove of their courtship, but he doesna care. He’s determined to have her, no matter the cost.”
Claire turned back to look at him again, and the irony of the lyrics hung heavily in the air between them. As the women reached another chorus, she seemed to catch a few familiar words.
“Mo nighean donn?”
“My brown-haired lass.”
“You’ve called me that before,” she realized, smiling softly. Jamie grinned.
“Aye. So I have.”
The world seemed to fall away for a long moment as their gazes held, and Jamie wished for the thousandth time that his life might be just a little less complicated. That he might be free to make her his wife without risking her safety. God knew, he had little to offer her, save his love and whatever protection his body might provide.
But would that be enough?
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