Dipper: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Dipper and Candy, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Mabel: Our turn, Pacifica! One, two, three- vanilla!
Pacifica, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Camera turns on and we see Evelyn and Albert standing in the living room. Albert holds the camera.
Evelyn and Albert : Good day, everyone!
Evelyn : We're sorry for disappearing for so long, but something's came up and we lost the touch with this blog.
Albert : But we're here today with a special occasion, as today you'll see what would happen if our children- (whispers) say hello, kids
Albert turns camera to the quadruplets, who all smile and wave into the camera.
Quads : Hello!
Albert : -Brought home a date! This will be interesting for sure.
Evelyn : Happy Valentine's day, everyone!
Ford's boyfriend
Ford : Family, this is Fiddleford H. McGucket-
His siblings scream and cheer
Dipper : Woo! You go, Ford!
Stan : Darn it, FINALLY! I thought its never get anyone, Sixer!
Mabel : I'M CALLING THE BRIDESMAIDS! Or is it groomsmaids..?
Evelyn : I'M NOT GONNA BE A YOUNG GRANDMA! (Also, good for you, honey, I love you no matter what)
Albert, laughing : Hon, we have three other kids to get through. (I like you, kid. Don't make me regret that decision.)
Stan's girlfriend/boyfriend
Stan : Guys, this is-
Ford : NO!
Stan's partner : Wow. That was fast.
Dipper : I thought it'd be longer. He's worse than Mabel!
Mabel and Stan : HEY!
Albert : Well... can't say I approve... but let's see, where it takes us.
Evelyn, nodding : Yes. Let's see.
Mabel's girlfriend
Mabel : Pines, meet my second half, Pacifica Northwest.
Pacifica, smiles, waving to the family : Hello, everyone.
Ford : NO. Mabel. No.
Dipper : A girl? Now that's new...
Stan : I thought you hated each other?
Albert : Is that girl from the stuck-up family?
Evelyn, holding hands together : Oh my gosh... they're like Lady and the tramp... so cute..!
Dipper's girlfriend
Dipper : Candy, you already know my siblings, and this is my parents.
Ford : N-... ugh... fine. (But don't you dare break my baby brother's heart. I won't care you're Mabel's best friend.)
Stan : Finally... you two together too.
Mabel, squealing : My best friend... and my brother... together... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Evelyn : So... you're Candy, Mabel keeps talking about huh? It's nice to finally meet you.
Albert : You're actually pretty cute. Are you from Korea, right?
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mabcifica and candip shippers were fighting for our LIVES in 2015/16… we were in the trenches… a minority fighting against dipcifica
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Can you do Another Gravity Falls Ships?(OTP/Loved, Liked, I'm Fine with that, Neutral, Dislike, NOTP/Hated, Underrated, Overrated and BROTP)
OTP/Loved - Wendip obviously, Wendipbry for the Trio, Mabcifica
Liked - Tapper (only fitting since I think I'm the one who came up with the name), Soelody, Blurland, Grenda/Marius, Mabel/Pacifica/Candy
I'm Fine With That - Stan/Eda, Ford/Lillith, Cancifica, Canbel, Canda, Candy/Kevin, Tambry/Thompson, Thompson/BeeblyBoop's Videogames cashier (one of my own)
Neutral - Candip, Nate/Lee, Ford/Fiddleford, Dipcifica, Mabel/Mermando
Dislike - Stan/Lazy Susan, Mabel/Gideon, Mabel/Her summer crushes
NOTP/Hated - Robbie/Wendy, Robbie/Mabel, Robbie/Tambry, Robbie/Dipper, Bill/Anybody, Preston/Priscilla
Underrated - Wendip
Overrated - Dipcifica, Bill/Anybody
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Mabel: Just be yourself.
Dipper: 'Be myself'? Mabel, I have one day to win Candy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Ford: Couple days.
Stan: Six weeks.
Pacifica: Jury’s still out.
Dipper: See, Mabel?
Dipper: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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My opinion on Gravity Falls ships through Ship Bingo pt.7
I will say tho I REALLY enjoyed the Roadside Attraction episode. One of my faves next to Northwest Mansion Mystery (which is my OTP’s episode)
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