we as a society need to embrace cringe and make FANKIDS
the usual information under the cut
at first Yvie and Juno were meant to be different AUs but actually.. travcindalyn should kind of be a polycule so they can be interpreted either way
they would've both been taught witchcraft, Yvie (eevee) is more interested in travel and writing so she becomes a magick archivist, Juno is more interested in traditional witchcraft like Lucinda so he's a practicing warlock
Morgan the any pronouns genderqueer legend, a musician, they were born to have insane rizz
Kenmalyn daughters! nothing bad happens here. Elisabeth likes the quiet life and takes care of her mom's library. Annabella prefers inventing, she's been mentored by both her dad and Chad
Dmitri and Nekoette Neneko are also here since they count as next gen though I did not make them
woe, bonus material
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songs that remind me of the m6, but i have weird obnoxious taste
asra:
neptune by sleeping at last
just take my wallet by jack stauber
your voice, as i remember it by ajj
of everlong by the crane wives
promise me by big tree
it's a very starry night by of montreal
aikido (neurotic/erotic) by will wood and the tapeworms
cover this song (a little bit mine) by will wood and the tapeworms
julian:
captain, oh captain! by saint wellesley
ship in a bottle by fin
anything for you by ludo
riddle of the sphinx by the mechanisms
wander. wonder. by the arcadian wild
a sadness runs through him by the hoosiers
never love an anchor by the crane wives
loki by the mechanisms
laplace's angel (hurt people? hurt people!) by will wood
we are nowhere and it's now by bright eyes
for the departed by shayfer james
hand me my shovel, i'm going in! by will wood and the tapeworms
rule #20 - blessed by a curse by fish in a birdcage
flight of the crows by jhariah
nadia:
i talk in my sleep by the crane wives
are you satisfied? by marina
angels have a thousand eyes by jessica law
the truth is a cave by the oh hellos
the crooked, the cradle by the crane wives
ribs by the crane wives
muriel:
song for lonely giants by the mountain goats
rule #4 - fish in a birdcage by fish in a birdcage
slow talkin' by haley heynderickx
if you see light by the mountain goats
willow tree march by the paper kites
self- by will wood and the tapeworms
drinking song for the socially anxious by the amazing devil
to be alone with you by sufjan stevens
portia:
plea from a cat named virtute by the weakerthans
the competition by kimya dawson
remember something beautiful by machinery of the human heart
birdhouse in your soul by they might be giants
runaways by big tree
second child, restless child by the oh hellos
home (here) by big tree
circles 'round the moon by nana grizol
lucio:
the main character by will wood
weight of the world by shayfer james
when he died by lemon demon
the distortionist by ghost and pals
fire fire by steam powered giraffe
kiss me, son of god by they might be giants
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oh yes im gonna miss david tennant as the doctor, he was amazing, but matt smith seems really good too, im excited to see his job
on the other side, donna noble will always be on my mind because she's fucking irreplaceable and i think about her every second of my life
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4ggravate Pokemon AU bc they’re so ❤️💕💞💚
my sillies
{pls request Pokemon au’s i am desperate}
📖Alhaitham📖
1. Vivillion {Fancy Pattern}
2. Meowscarada
3. Shiny Espeon
- He’s raised all his Pokemon from babies
- Vivillion’s been with him the longest, as it was a gift from his grandmother as a Scatterbug
- They all gave each other Eevee’s as friendship gifts before getting together. Alhaitham’s was from Kaveh - Alhaitham fed and found Sprigatito in the House of Daena. It would sit on his lap and read with him for months until he caved and offered it a place on his team
- Doesn’t look like it, but he’s extremely protective of his pokemon. He trusts their capabilities, but if he can avoid a battle he will - Feels he connects better with Pokemon then people as a result - Can understand Pokemon and read the language of Unown’s with ease
⚡️Cyno⚡️
1. Jolteon
2. Raikou
- Raikou stays in its pokéball most of the time. only really coming out for strenuous battles or to protect Cyno’s partners - He’s really good with electric types, almost completely able to understand them with little difficulty - He’s not really interested in catching Pokemon, he’d rather just befriend them and go on with his life - His Eevee was from Tighnari and honestly was a very sugary exchange {“i know you don’t really catch Pokemon but.. i thought since Kaveh, Alhaitham and I… well I thought you might appreciate being included”} - Cyno’s heart melted on the spot {Kaveh and Alhaitham high-fived from around the corner}
🎨Kaveh🎨
1. Shiny Smeargle
2. Shiny Altaria
3. Sylveon
4. Shiny Conkeldurr
5. Shiny Archeops
6. Shiny Lumineon
- Kaveh’s a bleeding heart when it comes to Pokemon {and a MAJOR shiny magnet}
- Cyno, Tighnari, and Alhaitham have to remind him he already has a full team
- Tighnari always heals them up though
- Conkeldurr was a rental Pokemon for an architect job, but it clearly was lonely so Kaveh had Alhaitham help him get ownership rights - Archeops was being hunted by poachers and Kaveh refused to let that happen. {he had to be admitted to a Center soon after} - He’s had Smeargle and Swablu since he was just a child, inseparable from them
- His Eevee was from Cyno :D
- He met Luminion looking for inspiration for an assignment when he was still a student and helped him get his title as “The Light of Kshawrewar”
🪷Tighnari🪷
1. Decidueye
2. Leafeon
3. Audino
- Tighnari’s pokemon aren’t in their pokéball’s ever
- Unless it’s a fancy setting, Leafeon will often be over his shoulders or weaving between his feet while Decidueye and Audino walk behind him
- Decidueye likes leaning its head between Tighnari’s ears to fall asleep {a behavior it’s had since being a Rowlet} - Audino was protecting a group of injured forest Pokemon when it met Tighnari. She was extremely on edge, swiping at him when he got too close
- Eventually Tighnari managed to get past her to heal the Pokemon, uncaring of the injuries he sustained in the process {Audino knew Tighnari was a good person after that, and followed him home to join his team} - All of his Pokemon were hostile upon first meeting, even the gifted Eevee from Alhaitham. Tighnari has the hardy patience of a god though, and refused to give up on training them
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Alhaitham, meeting Raikou: Are we not going to talk about the literal god sitting in Cyno’s team? No? ok
student!Kaveh, holding Spewpa next to Alhaitham’s face: it’s you! :D
Alhaitham uses Premier Balls
Cyno uses Ultra Balls
Kaveh uses standard Pokéballs {partly bc they're the cheapest and he can give the premier ball to Alhaitham if he buys ten}
Tighnari uses Friend Balls
They’ve all met legendaries and mythical pokemon before, only Cyno caught his
Alhaitham met shiny!Mewtwo and Uxie {he sat in understanding silence with Mewtwo and listened to stories from Uxie and the Unowns}
Kaveh met Ho-Oh and Jirachi {He painted a picture of Ho-Oh and told Jirachi stories upon stories of the outside world}
Tighnari met Virizion and Ogerpon {Virizion asked him if it was worth it to get so hurt helping Pokemon and Tighnari was resolute in his answer. Ogerpon was skittish but warmed up quickly to Tighnari after being offered a treat. it was one of the first pokemon that didn't immediately attack him}
Cyno also met Thundurous but it was a long and hard fought test of his companionship with Raikou
{pls request any franchise or pairing for Pokemon au’s! i literally love making these}
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ian gallagher is literally the shameless character ever, his husband is lowkey homophobic, he hates his dad, hes been to jail more times than i can count, hes the middle and least favorite child, he has bipolar disorder bc of his dead mom, his future boyfriend almost killed him as a kid multiple times, hes ginger, he hates his younger sister but would kill for her, he tried to join the military and failed, how much more character does one get
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Viruses in 2022: oughgg give me your RAM so I can make money using your computer....: for crypto. I want money
Viruses in 1981: IT'LL GET ON ALL YOUR DISKS IT'LL INFILTRATE YOUR CHIPS ITS THE CLONER ITLL STICK TO YOU LIKE GLUE ITLL MODIFY RAM TOO SEND IN THE CLONER (HGFGDGRGIDDAGUBDSFJCDFHSZCBJJTSASCNJOYEFUJCD) [FLIPS YOUR SCREEN UPSIDE DOWN]
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