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As we come to the end of 2023, a special shout out to the GIF and edits made incredibly quickly, efficiently and beautifully by these wonderful lot!
With every royal event, milestone or occasion, you always make me look forward to logging in and see what you've created!
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I would love to do an edit, collage or GIF to say thank you, but I am not talented in this area!! Thank you so much for all that you do!!
(Apologies if I've missed anyone - if you feel I have, please message me!!)
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If I didn't know better, I'd say this was written by @cambridgemadness.
The podcast revealed their pointlessness more painfully than any of their other ventures. At least Harry’s cringeorama memoir was about something. Archetypes generated a few astonished initial reviews. But after that, nothing. No headlines. No news stories. Not even much Twitter mockery.
Nobody cared.
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Important scientific question:
what do William’s hands feel like
soft, large, and strong
perfect spanking hands tbh
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I think that the question of whether tours are too expensive brings on the other question of whether tours are actually worth it for the UK and the country they’re visiting… *scurries away*
Jokes aside, I think that for a while because of QEII tours stopped being truly useful and mostly became a cute occasion for photo ops
MAM!!! But seriously though I get that point of yours, like in case of tourism. We know they drive tourism right but we don't really have data on the fact that the increase in tourists in a place they visited, was a direct reaction of them visiting the place. And then it comes to other factors on it like with places like Pakistan. These places in reality see a smaller number of tourists comparatively due to people having an apprehension when it comes to their internal conditions and instability. So even if the people look at the royals and go oh this is a safe place to visit, there will still be other factors to consider.
Also I do think rn the Tories are trying to do anything and everything to make sure they stay in power and trying to take into account anything that might make the people look at them as wasteful. And considering the fact that we are in the middle of a cost of living crisis so that's the strategy they are going with to make it seem like to the citizens that they arent as the look and care for everything and everyone. (I have thoughts on Tories and this whole thing but I'll not say anything coz I don't want it to turn into a thing)
What I feel like the tours do, is be the best kind of soft power tactic. The royals go and they do the bedwork for any future negotiations or deals the two nations will be having in the minds of the host country's government but more importantly, their people. Because at the end of the day the government will only frame the policies which will keep them in the good books of those who have elected them. And the india tour was a good example of that.
But still it is a contentious issue so there's that.
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oooookay i just got home from dinner and @cambridgemadness' notifs are all over my phone screen. let me scroll tumblr quickly to find out what's going on 🙃
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They didn’t wear flower crowns tho. Vlow was talking abt fully natural crowns like for Meghan’s wedding
Did you mean Vanessa “Vlow”? The anon said “flower crowns” to describe what they thought Catherine and Charlotte might wear—it wasn’t the most specific description, very vague, so if Vanessa assumed natural crowns like at the wedding then that makes sense. I wasn’t really talking about her reaction; I’m not responding to someone with “In a disrespectful way: Why don’t you shut up?” like someone that reblogged did when we all knew the coronation would be scaled-down and they were literally just sharing their opinion based on what we knew about the dress code then.
They were right because describing what they wore as flower/floral crowns wasn’t incorrect. That was the design of the headpieces.
#how about we just don’t tell people to shut up for no reason?#anon#ask#cambridgemadness#thewales#princess charlotte#princess catherine#princess of wales#fashion and style#coronation
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Sometimes the fact that William and Catherine have kids slaps me on the face as if George isn’t almost 9 😩😩 I still can’t believe my babies have babies who are just mini thems let’s say mini thems but they’re mini Williams with Kate’s smile
Ikr they spent half of their lives together and now they have three children and their eldest is 9🤧🤧🤧
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thomas markle can fucking choke for all i care. the more the book tries to make me sympatize with him, the more i hate him
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Princess Imperial: The Abu Dhabi Tour
Over on the other blog, Julien and Evie (better known as Their Imperial Highnesses The Prince and Princess Imperial) recently finished a two-day tour of Abu Dhabi.
On Day One, they visit a mosque, chair a business council meeting, attend a luncheon at the French embassy, visit the Alliance Française and the Université Sorbonne Abu Dhabi, and open a new exhibit at the Louvre Abu Dhabi.
On Day Two, they visit a coral reef, where Evie is very disappointed that her morning sickness (that's right, the big plot twist from last week is an unexpected pregnancy!) stops her from snorkeling. Julien gives a speech to the Emirati legislature while Evie attends a women's empowerment luncheon. The couple reunite to visit a literature festival and the Abu Dhabi Falcon Hospital, then attend a gala dinner honoring 50 years of the French business community in the Federation of Arab Emirates (the storyworld’s name for the UAE).
They return to France the next morning.
Next on their calendar: an accession anniversary and a short trip to Edinburgh.
#hello yes this is the story cambridgemadness has talked about a couple times this week#it's a blast to write and I hope you enjoy reading it#princess imperial#sunglassesnovel
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a drabble i wrote for @cambridgemadness - thank you for your support darling!!! 🫶🏻
summary: steve’s such a goddamn sweetheart. until you convince him not to be.
contains: steve x reader; reader with a vagina; ‘good girl’; teasing; oral (steve receiving); face fucking; spitting; nipple play; corruption (steve … receiving?);
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You stare up at Steve from your position on the end of his bed, laying on your stomach. You kick your feet a little, smiling up at him. Your low cut top shows off your cleavage, which Steve stares at, eyes hooded and pretty lips parted.
He has no idea what you’re scheming.
“Steve,” you smile, reaching out for him. “Come here, pretty boy.”
He finally walks towards you. His cock strains against his dark-wash Levis, the gold on his belt glistening in the intimate lamp light. “You look so beautiful,” he says softly, petting your hair. He tucks his fingers under your chin and pulls your head up to look at him. “Just gorgeous, y’know that?”
You bite your lip, giggling. “All for you, Stevie.” Your fingers find his belt loops and you pull him in closer, until his bulge presses against the tip of your nose. You hear Steve’s breath hitch above you.
“Why don’t I do something for you, hm?” he asks, running a big hand through your hair. “Let me take care of you.”
You shake your head, nuzzling his cock. “Been wanting to taste you all night.” You bat your lashes up at him, really laying it on thick. You reach for his belt, unbuckling it swiftly and pulling his jeans down slow until he’s only in his underwear.
“What do you want, Steve?” you finally ask, looking back up at him. You already know what he’ll say.
“Whatever you’ll give me,” he says sweetly, softly, looking down at you with puppy dog eyes.
You nearly roll your eyes. But you have a trick up your sleeve that you’re sure will work soon enough.
You press a kiss to his clothed cock, smiling at the stain your lip gloss leaves on his underwear. You wore strawberry tonight, real sticky stuff that should make a mess. Your fingers find the waistband of his briefs and you finally pull them down, biting your lip when his cock springs up and bounces softly against his lower stomach.
Steve’s size is part of why he won’t be rough with you. Even though you’ve proven to him that you can take it in as many ways as possible. He’s far from the first person you’ve ever been with, but he’s certainly the biggest. The sight of him as you drooling. He’s so pretty - thick, long shaft that curves up a little at the top, a pink tip that weeps precum, cute little freckles, and full, tight balls.
You want him to make you take all of it.
You press a kiss to his balls first, lips twitching upwards when he lets his head fall back. He doesn’t know what to do with his hands, keeps them at his sides instead of in your hair where they belong.
“You can touch me,” you say softly, pressing a kiss to the base of his shaft.
“I know,” he replies, voice a little shaky. “Don’t want to hurt you, that’s all.”
You look up at him. Are you serious?
Steve tilts his head and frowns. “C’mon. You know I’m a big softie.”
This isn’t the first time you’ve had this conversation, but it will be the first time you push him on it. “What makes you think you can hurt me?”
A little kiss to a vein running up the underside of his shaft makes him pause before he continues. “You - you know. I’m strong.”
“Uh-huh,” you tease, pressing an open mouthed kiss to his cock and watching him fight off a shudder. “Super strong, Steve.”
“I am!”
“Not that I would know.” Your tongue licks a stripe up the side of him and his eyes blink shut. “Never really got to see you be so strong, Stevie.”
He scoffs, opening his eyes. They’re half hooded. “That’s total bullshit.”
You hum, flicking your tongue at the edge where his tip meets the shaft before suckling on the head. Steve sighs above you, half in relief and half in bliss, and rests one single hand gingerly on your head. “Good girl.”
You love that - when he’s sweet with you for pleasuring him. It’s all you want to do. Christ, it’s all you think about. Being his perfect little slut, at his beck and call, letting him use you however he needs. Marked up, voice hoarse, legs shaking. Which, to be fair, Steve has that effect on you, anyway. Even when he’s soft and sweet and whispers sweet nothings to you.
You’d just like it a bit more intensely.
You swirl your tongue around his tip a few times before pulling off. “D’you really think I’m a good girl?”
He scratches your scalp softly. “Mhm.”
“Then why don’t you give me a reward, huh?”
His brows twitch in annoyance. It’s not often at all that you see him like this. He’s usually good at hiding his annoyance with you. “My cock’s right here, baby.”
Your stomach flips and you smile, giddy at his tone. “Can you help me take it?” you ask.
“You’re so smart, angel,” he coos, scratching your head softly again. “Pretty little brain of yours can figure it out.”
“Fine. Let me see….”
You take his cock back between your lips again. Steve moans above you, murmuring a curse. “There you go,” he groans out. “S-see? Knew you could figure it out.”
You take him a little deeper, only a quarter of his length. He usually stops you halfway, anyway, getting nervous when you gag. But you see how his eyes grow darker when he hits the back of your throat.
You’ll make him work for it.
You drool on his cock, bobbing your head just enough, not too far. Steve still seems appreciative, keeps his hips still and feet planted on the ground. You wait until a string of saliva runs down your chin before pulling back, keeping your hands to yourself.
“Like that?” you ask, voice innocent.
“Yeah, sweetheart,” he pants. “Just like that, baby.”
Just like that. You have him trapped.
You continue your movements, taking Steve’s cock in just like that - not very far, not far enough. You let yourself drool some more, more thick strings of saliva dripping from his cock. Enough to keep him interested. But it doesn’t take long until he whimpers, his fingers tapping on your scalp.
“Little more? Please?”
You look up at him through your lashes, head tilted again. “More?” you ask, voice thick. “But I thought I was doing good, Steve.”
He shivers. “You are doin’ good, baby, so good, like always - just - need a little more, y’know how.”
You blink. “I don’t think I do.”
He scoffs, tongue licking over his white teeth. “We both know you do.”
So now you take him into your throat, but you don’t wrap your lips around his shaft. It’s messy, but not tight enough. Steve sighs and his grip tightens in your hair.
“You’re killin’ me,” he groans.
“I don’t get it,” you pout, chin a mess. “I’m doing what you’re asking me to.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Then why don’t you show me?”
Steve’s jaw clenches and unclenches a few times, his eyes darker than ever as he looks down at you. “Don’t know if you can handle that,” he finally says.
You hum, moving up onto your knees, disengaged. “Maybe you just can’t handle me-“
Steve flips you onto your back so fast it knocks the wind out of you. Your head falls over the edge of his bed and you watch him upside-down, his nostrils flaring slightly, cheeks red.
You smile wide. Got you.
“This what you wanted?” he asks, jerking himself off slowly. “Want me to treat you like the goddamn brat you are?”
“Yes!”
He shakes his head. “Jesus Christ. Pinch me if you want me to stop, okay? Don’t wanna hurt you, just gotta show you what I told you you can’t handle.”
You nod, thighs rubbing together.
He takes a deep breath, fingers moving to your lips and prying at your teeth. “Open.”
You do as you’re told, choking almost immediately on his fingertips. He reaches into your throat, fucks his fingers in and out of it before pulling away and spitting down into your mouth. You gasp, thighs clenching harder.
“You take my fingers well enough,” he observes, “Not sure why you wanna act like you can’t suck cock all of a sudden.”
He angles your head back. You nearly giggle with glee, opening up so nice for him, sticking your tongue out to entice him when he hesitates.
He spits again, then slides into your throat.
You haven’t been throat fucked like this before. You gag a lot sooner than you anticipate, right as his tip hits the back of it. Steve’s hips pull back but you grip the back of his thighs and pull him in, taking his length better this time around.
“Fuck,” he grits, thrusting slow, a little shallow. Not the whole way. “Christ, God, you’re so n-needy. So fuckin’ needy. Spread - spread your legs.”
You do. Steve leans forward, pushing your skirt up and pushing himself further into your throat in the process. You gag but he doesn’t seem to mind so much this time. “Breathe through your nose,” he instructs, his fingers running over your clothed clit. “Don’t act like such a prude.”
Smack!
You moan around his cock as his hand comes down over your swollen bud. It’s so neglected that the pain feels good.
“Look at you,” he coos, hips thrusting in and out of your hot, wet mouth. He lets his cock bury itself deeper, firmly into your throat now. “Can’t - shit - w-wait to see how wet y’are by the end.”
He pulls out suddenly and you cough, eyes teary, looking up at him with blurred, adoring eyes. Steve leans forward and grabs your cheeks with one hand, squeezing them.
“Look what you’re makin’ me do,” he whines. “Makin’ such a mess of you.”
“Do you like it?” you ask.
He shakes his head. “Too much.”
Steve slides back into your throat and reaches forward to grope your tits. You moan and gag around him, his fingers finding your nipples and pinching them through your top. He finally shoves your shirt down, exposing your breasts, and continues pinching and tugging them.
“This is what I wanted,” he pants, hips thrusting. “Wanted to see these fuckin’ tits.”
You gag harder when he leans forward again, drool spilling from the corners of your mouth as he takes a nipple between his bitten lips. He groans uncontrollably, hips bucking, his trimmed pubes tickling your nose.
“Touch yourself,” he moans lowly. “Know y’want to.”
You don’t hesitate, letting your hands find your clit and rubbing it in fast circles. You’re so close to cumming already just from the change of pace. From having him exactly where you need him. His cock buried in your throat, pleasuring himself, lips wrapped around your nipples, fingers pinching hard enough to make you squeal.
“You do so good for me, huh?” he breathes against your chest, hands full of your pretty tits. “Let’s see how long you can hold it.”
He buries himself all the way. Your eyes cross and flutter shut while you focus on holding your breath, your throat bulging, Steve’s cock twitching. He whines and rests his hand on your neck, shuddering at the sight. He waits until you’re squirming, legs shifting and your hands finding his thighs before he finally pulls back.
“Spit.”
You do, right onto your own face. It’s so humiliating but it’s so worth it when Steve groans, fisting his wet cock above you, rubbing the tip of it against the bridge of your nose.
“You’re so good for me,” he pants. “You okay? Can you keep taking it?”
You nod, heart beating out of your chest.
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royal tumblr blogs master list
due to changed personal circumstances i have more time that is my own and i have been spending more and more of that time on tumblr.
i used to be a part of the ''old circle'' of royal blogs, but i think most of them are gone now, but please correct me if i'm wrong! like:
katemiddletons
georgesus
middletonroyalty
flawlesscatherine
royalcatherine
cambridgedom
thecambridgees
some long existing blogs like @mrmrswales and @duchessofostergotlands and @duchesscambridges are still around!
but my feed is kinda dead and i don't know what royal blogs there are all out there today. i wanna know and i wanna follow them! i already follow
@kingwilliamv
@cambridgemadness
@theroyalsandi
@world-of-wales
@william-et-catherine
just to name a few!
so please reblog this and add all you faves (and yourself!) to the list, so i can see them and follow them to liven up my feed :)
maybe we can create a sort of ''master list'' and help people find new royal blogs to follow!
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You know how people have parasocial relationships with celebrities via social media, that's me with Vanessa @cambridgemadness
I'm obsessed with you. Your thirst tags of William and Adam Driver have me dying over here always 😭
#you know how people have parasocial relationships with celebrities#thats me with vanessa on tumblr#i love her so much#brf#british royal family#tumblr#vanessa#cambridgemadness
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This is random AF but any image you have of @cambridgemadness based on how she is around here on tumblr is wrong. If you've had a chance to hear her speak or to speak with her but haven't seen her and you've made an image of her based on that, I promise you're wrong too 😭 and she’s way worse on the phone.
The woman is so pretty but she's also cute. Her face in particular is cute, that's the best description I can give you. She looks like a Disney cartoon, the old ones that were super soft and cute. She has a baby face ajajajaja. I have seen her several times on video but yesterday I saw a picture of her all dolled up and she’s super cute, beautiful but cute.
I'm still baffled by the juxtaposition between her personality and her physical appearance ajaajajajajajajajaj
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I like Ed but he’s really mono thematic w his DofE Award stuff
Kinda like Fred but hey at least Ed is doing more than just running up and down around Denmark
Kinda like Fred, but rather more useful, and Ed's wife isn't half as annoying
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Hi hi hi pls pls pls pls gif the bit of William swimming at the start of the video hi pls
Yah sure just a few minutes ♡
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANESSA!!!! wish you all the dad-bod william pictures in the world lmao @cambridgemadness
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