Here's a caramel cow I made, originally for myself but I ended up not "vibing" with her as much as I'd hoped.

She was inspired by Jellycat’s Callie Cow (but the pattern was not directly traced from this plush, but it was used as reference).

She's looking for a home! Click here!

harvey (he/they) says hello!

Medium and Small Callie Cow by Jellycat

Medium Callie cow was bought from Strawberry Fields farm shop, Devon, in June 2021. She has been my emotional support plush ever since and is a little matted from love.

I can't remember when or where I got small Callie cow!

Jellycat of the Day | 10th July 2023

↳ Callie Cow | 2022 Retired Design

"Loves golden buttercups and sunny afternoons!"

hi hello i'm back from the dead (temporary) and during the race yesterday. for the split second while marc was falling it seemed like he'd land right in front of the whole pack and now i need to dissect vale's reaction to that

oh my goooooood… okay FIRST we have to remember a few of things here. three pronged attack. 1. vale is hot girl repressed and has been convincing himself marc is the evilest motorcycle racer who ever lived for the better part of a decade, 2. the FACE he made when marc went FLYINGGGGG through the air last year at valencia (with jorge martin also crashing, this won pecco the title). like. okay! FUCK YOU! but. it also kind of pulls into perspective the fact that this IS a very normal part of the sport, and probably once marc got up and started moving (IT DID LOOK BAD THOUGH.) he was like okay hell yeah. protege wins second title. enemy crashed. ideal situation here.

3. my king is still SO fucking weird about injury in comparison to all these insane bitches and has been for a long time. but mostly post sic. he hates hearing about it, he CARES about the safety of himself and others, and he tries to instill that in those around him especially his large excitable homoerotic children. who never once listen to him. i’m THINKING of all of those riders safety meetings that he was at every goddamn race and would basically lead until sepang happened and he ghosted them for years either to avoid marc or as an impotent “protest” against racing direction. like he is VERY COMPLEX on this issue and he balances the plates of safety BUT he WILL let one drop if the grudge is there. and it’s there !! it’s been dropped !!!

so all of this to say. vale IS weird about injury. but he’s used to it. and he occasionally lets the petty streak shine the fuck through. so when something like that happens to MARC it’s all wrapped up in this. insane emotional cocktail i think (repression features here ! i really think it does !! tell yourself you hate him so if he gets injured WHICH HE WILL you care less !!!!). like he’ll cheer when marc crashes if it benefits his academy kid, but ALSO the most concrete step he ever took towards reconciliation was in 2016 after the rider in moto2 died, and he said that their feud wasn’t important in the scheme of something like that happening (SO much to think about like. he told the press and MARC that things had changed. amd that they could put it behind them but they really HADNT and he DIDNT.) so i think he has these flashes of concern and relief and doubt and resentment and WORRY alllllll of the time because marc does insane shit all of the time, but rarely does he let himself reach out about it… the resentment HAS to keep him warm at night so he ignores his better angels… i may care about you, but NEVER forget i still hate you….

How do you know what you coulda been? It's never quite clear in this palace of sin, Layered deep in the colors of an old leather smile, You can't help but dance with this old crocodile. It's never a burden, and it's never a trouble, To sit back, relax, and dance with a double But even if this moment you live in won't last, You know it's much better than to die in the past.

@jewishdainix featuring a few other animals as a treat.

SHUT the hell up everybody i have a desperate need to talk sbout cownix. my gal. my sweet little hucow girl. FUCK you im not arguing wjth a guy with bug brown eyes let me kiss you.

Self indulgent personal project... I love Jellycat Callie Cow and Carey Calf. I knew they came in Small and Medium and always dreamed of a Large, but they never made one, so I took matters into my own hands...

I've never tried to copy the pattern of an existing plush before, and I did this by eye rather than taking a Callie apart to get a true accurate pattern, but I'm pleased with how my Large Copy Cow came out! Don't worry I'm not planning on selling Copy Cows, this is a strictly personal project.

I recently have been experimenting with heat transfer vinyl and a heat press, I have this "puffy" vinyl which makes perfect cow nose texture!

milkshake (he/him) and harvey (he/they) are boyfriends ^^

featuring squishy (any) the third wheel

God I am so obsessed with Pizza Tower even though I haven't gotten it yet... It looks like so much fun and I love the characters, I NEED to draw them sometime!

anyways i’ve had it with toxic friendships im done with these weak bitches who take their issues out on me 

Chubby the cow, a sequel

Some of you may remember the story of Chubby the Cow. She lives with a boy and a girl and enjoys mountain biking, which was the cause of her initial visit... all that sun exposure and wilderness adventure had worn her skin quite a bit. But her family wanted to keep her as close to original as possible, so we did. Well, that was back in 2017 and five years of adventures plus a pandemic had done a job on Chubbs' (as she's also known) skin. Here were the diagnosis photos her family sent this summer:

As you can see... her patches had held, but not the thin muzzle fabric, and her original fur had now worn through pretty much everywhere. It was time for Chubby to get fully recovered in all new fabric. The boy and girl decided to use the same fabric as the patches, but everywhere this time, including her pink spots. Chubbs was going to get a spa and be fully recovered.

She flew in and started right away with her bubble bath:

Soon, she was fully recovered and soft and furry again:

But this time, we were going to protect her a bit more... she was getting her very own bike helmet in bright pink!

Chubby flew home to Texas and sent this photo:

Of course I had to ask... did she lose her helmet already!?!?!

Nope, the Boy wrote:

She's very careful when she's biking - she's got some mad (cow) skills that let me just sit back and watch as we pass The Girl! Our new cow that we got when Chubby was at the Spa (Callie) has claimed the helmet and is now riding with The Girl.

So here's to safe, happy, and long rides for all four!

So basically Celestino parent traps Rosquez was my initial thought ← YES @celestinovietti ! because who could say no to those big brown eyes?? neither marc nor vale, that's for sure

pov you are being unwittingly parent trapped by god’s awkwardest soldier: